Hosting a Game Show to quiz Pokémon YouTubers 

It's even better because he was actually pretty close with the name: Zorua -> Zeraora

This breakdown is masterful thank you

@@useraccount333Well Zorua is the German Name for that Pokémon

I completely forgot that Zeraora was in Unite as a 3 year unite player so I was really confused and thought he was just talking about Pikachu..

​@@Ozy-RP no??? Both Zorua and Zeraora have exactly the same name in German and English

To Coney's defense, Zeraora which has 4 out of those 5 letters so I can see the confusion from a casual pokemon viewer viewpoint lol

"Compulsive plushie buyer" Describes Jaiden super well XD

We love the farting Bingle

Do u guys think alphared fucked jaiden?

Hosted by a Guy who gave a Quick claw to a Onix in a generation where Sturdy only work on one hit ko moves.

I misread that as "competitive plushie buyer" but i don't think that's wrong either

It happens so often like don't leave bro out

“Is that even English?!”

Factually incorrect, the funniest thing was Coney going “The Devil’s a Pokémon too?”

You're both wrong, Jan picking Ditto for the island was

As soon as wolfey said "the question didn't specify a pokemon" my brain immediately went to goku too, so I was really happy when Jan said it too.

My mind went to Thanos

Was hoping hed say god. Not arceus. Just the literal christian god. That guys surf really hits the entire field

I'm enjoying Coney's reactions to everything he is learning about Pokemon. The fact he knew about Arceus as the god pokemon but the concept of a devil pokemon never crossed his mind is hilarious.

that and "guys, I think he's gonna f*ck the ditto..."

It's even the same Gen. Same quartet and everything 😂😂

The Pokémon Manga question too. “When did that happen?”

I laughed so hard i choked

Reminded me of those videos where Reggie says the names of smash characters completely incorrectly

It's not gaslighting if you're simply correct.

@@jlco Yeah, all other Unown are still Unown but F is just Plingus now. Let it be Nown.

@@jlco yeah idk why they gave him the point, they said wrong answers only.

To be fair, Unown does look like a "Plingus."

bro or even mewtwo. that thing was created as like a weapon by some fucked up people lmao and then it had so much trauma it killed the dude that created it and doesn't trust *anyone*.

That’s where my brain went as well

Coney probably didn’t know it was his mothers skull

Bro, after Jaiden said ditto, I thought of the only true answer... Skitty

And on 24:31... I should be concerned for pChal.

Gave "Reggie names smash characters" vibes

He only knows gen 1 and treasures that gem

And then watch Coney, actually do good

He’s my favorite contestant

Honestly, it wasn't an issue for him lol

And yet he still spat some truths.

But he later mentioned it himself 10 minutes in. Shows how the cat lives rent free in his head.

fuck incineroar

59 mins ago yay :)

​@@Depressed_Spider and he put it in alpharad' favorite pokemon list. He really is traumatized.

I'm pretty sure macargo is hotter than the surface of the sun so it'd probably vaporize everything around it including the lions

My favorite part is that he probably thinks it's manga exclusive when in fact 2 different teams have attempted mass genocide of the world in the games.

How many times does the mass genocide thing happen? I know it's in ruby/sapphire, and I'm pretty sure also in x/y?

@@lindseyherbst9444 Pretty sure Team Plasma does in the manga

ditto can change type so he may not want to actually fuck the ditto

That dude was mad funny

There are so many actual food pokemon, and even a big ass apple pie dragon that grows its apple pie skin back, and he chooses the innocent bun bun doggo! T_T

@@TheGoldenDunsparce I’m honestly more concerned about him saying his own arm would grow back if he ate it.

​@@Lagdarrhe did specify eating it slowly. If you lose a small chunk of muscle from your arm, as long as you eat enough and exercise, it will grow back.

Literally between both

⁠@@dylanyeager5737 Between heaven and earth?

​@@wildfire9280only he is the honoured one?

@@alphaamigo9688the bisected one

Jan saw a golden opportunity and took his shot. He didn't miss.

Thing is you could literally be talking about the actual X Pokemon Xerneas lmao

"I think he's gonna fuck the Ditto" killed me.

His comedic timing is the best I've seen

I would have said zeno

​@@Ladon_726he could have said yamcha and would have been right.

Or he could have the ditto copy other creatures in the island. That would probably help with hunting, reaching things that are too high up, underwater resources, etc

i think the actual result was much funnier lmao

he wasn't trying to be reasonable, he was trying to be funny, and the result was way better tbh

the whole point of checkov's gun is that you tell people about it before hand, but you would have no reason to have brought it up if it won't come up later in the story. ie if you show the audience a gun in the first act, it MUST be fired in the third act. checkov's .13 points would be if they were shown when they were given and we laughed that they'd never be relevant, but then they ended up being the tie breaker

@@maximiliannelson3509 well it was mentioned just not consistently shown on screen which was what i meant. you are correct though!

​@@maximiliannelson3509 So....exactly what they said then? Cause aint that literally what happened in the video

classic

Stockholm Syndrome.

Incineroar is spreading CONSERVATIVE PROPAGANDA. He needs to be STOPPED. 😂

he just immediately starts yelling about how evil Incineroar is

He couldn’t resist

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It's impossible to make up a bit funnier than him progressively finding out how messed up the Pokemon universe is

I'm just sad for Vaporeon

@@thethingcalledlisa True, I would've answered that.

Why did no one simply bring a fast flyer like dragonite or salamance to fly them home?

​@@billybarbosa5342because that explicitly wasn't allowed

@@billybarbosa5342 Jacob explicitly said "a Pokémon to survive on the island, NOT to get away"

Wrong timestamp, I think

Then Coney says "Is that real?"

Wrong timestamp, it's 33:57

Cumbustin.

Nutbustin

​@@coolcreeperhenrik6026 Cocksucken

MaCock

For real

🧡💛🤍💙💜

At least he didn't keep the reasoning, but say Vaporeon.

Goddamnit!! I literally typed an answer just like this and just so happened to look at the rest of the comments to see if anyone else said it lol. You beat me to it

I'd argue that Hoopa is a better choice. You can ask him to get whatever you want. A board game, your family, a cheeseburger, etc

@@qchopdawala6027 yea but he's kind of an a-hole isn't he? He may be able to do whatever you ask but he'll make your time there absolutely miserable lol

@@IntellectKIDMuzik honestly yeah... I wouldn't be surprised if he just left by himself on the first day, or just destroyed the island.

Couldn't you Fly away from the Island with Tropius ?

Especially when you have Make It Rain and Present is the perfect representation of today's youtube climate. You have genuinely good people on their word like Mr. Beast, and then you have people like James Somerton who stole charity money (and a notorious plagiarist). Which is why Make It Rain hurts while Present has a chance of healing (since if it does hurt, then that means Delibird did something cringeworthy).

Barrack Obama

​@@Gaia_BentosZX5 the mr beast part didn't age well huh 😂

To be fair to him, Pokemon is one of those nerdy franchises that's much more popular now but it got some flack from Christian extremists back in the 90's who claimed it was the Devil targeting kids through these video games. So it's honestly hilarious that in Gen 4 Gamefreak went "yeah ok we're gonna add an all-mighty god and a major devil. Could be inspired by Buddism; could be Christianity... we're getting dubbed and we're cooking up world-building lore. Let's go!" I think Coney was just flabbergasted because of that bit of history making the whole thing more astonishing. Maybe they knew, maybe they didn't. Either way it's funny.

7:46 putting the timestamp here cause I also thought that was gold

"There's no laws against the Pokémon, Alpharad."

"I think he's going to fuck the ditto." Is the funniest fucking tension breaking line ever.

Dude used nasty plot for sure

Jan is the reason Ditto needs the therapy.

Ditto just got out of therapy too....

Didn’t even notice till I read your comment

Nah man it's gotta be Cubone. Literally wearing it's mother's skull

I think Cubone is a good answer too. Literally wears the skull of its dead mother

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Why is everyone overlooking Chansey/Blissey? Everyone bullies them just because they are give a lot of xp. And now that pokemon materials and item printer exist, they get used for farming even more since they have the best material and are easy to find. People will even make disgusting Ham Sandwiches just to bully more for their own personal gain.

Mewtwo definitely needs therapy

the nerds are nerding

Omg thank God I'm not the only one who thinks ash solos

That was wild😂

He also thinks dark types are conservative. I’m so confused

Do u guys think alphared fucked jaiden?

@@Joker-em6ozdark type in Japanese is evil type. Not that absurd

@@SYKOfun that’s some wild ass logical jumps

Oh that’s a fun answer :D

I unironically thought he was about to replace "huge" with "white" 💀

The correct answer is mimikyu, he’s in the klan

The clan was created by Democrats. As well as Jim crow laws and they apposed ending segregating and civil rights. They still say and do racist things even in live TV too. ​@@felixrogers1295

Yes because conservatives hate women based on nothing whatsoever.

​@@felixrogers1295which democrats started not conservatives. There isn't any evidence at all anywhere period showing conservatives as racist.

I was in tears. 😂

jan & coney had the most unhinged answers for that question lmfao

It really was lmao. Even if we take into account "I would eat the dog" it was still quite long.

And there is still a better answer even if you go "that" Path that even tastes better alcreamy

@@tomatias1879actually it’s Appletun canonically kids eat the pancakes in its back and it grows back plus it’s made of apple so that’s nutrition being added so you wouldn’t have to kill it but can have it as a bodyguard to kill enemies whilst also a constant food supply.

Missed the opportunity to go for cocknballz tbh

the music cutting off the second he answered is icing on the cake

@@Helios810a hat in time moment

Well, to make it better for yan, i dont think a ditto transform into a pokemon with the same sex as the other pokemon and makes an egg. So i can imagine that a ditto can transform into a human woman.

@@kaiotrem358 xD so female yan?

​@@ResaChiicoooooooooooooooooh? I need a ditto

@@kaiotrem358trans rates on the rise after experimentation with "oh i wonder what i would look like" gets so much easier. holy peak

The moment he said that... I was like... What about vaporeon?

Oh my god i just realized what the phrase "min/maxxed" actually means... I did know that putting everything into 1 stat and the others being low was minmaxxing but i never thought "minimum/maximum" meaning every statistic is either at its minimum or at its maximum... That slash opened my eyes. I feel stupid

Jacob will never be free from trauma dumping

Would have loved to see a reverse question too, love the generic stereotyping lol

It's also the most accurate one, as someone who actually read the manga. The Elite 4 are literally trying to kill all of humanity.

It was only attempted!!!!

If I remember correctly lance almost blew up a city

@@Captgroundhog No "almost" needed, pal.

That abject Incineroar slander.

i dont think he noticed that incineroar is a heel(incineroar main speaking)

​@@Luchabulnot slander, objectively true

​@@chunkykongers1678The big cat lives his gimmick.

​@@chunkykongers1678 Wolfey's a wrestling purist that only likes technical and high flying moves. Doesn't need showmanship because those are what he's watching for 😂

bc of all the "fanart" ?

​@@mogulmouse4952 and the copypasta

@@mogulmouse4952 that wasnt fanart that was live video

Nah, Gardevoir needed that way before Vaporeon ever did 😂

TRUEEEE

Ayyyyyy Me and Wolfey on the same page with that deserted island question

My answer to that question is actually Gardevior. Based on the pokedex, if its trainer is in danger from these lions, the Gardevior will create a black hole to defeat the opponents, and that's just too overpowered to look past. A black hole would definitely defeat the most lions.

​@@coltonhindahl804My answer is Kyogre. Without Groudon to act as a counter balance or Rayquaza to stop it in general, Kyogre could just flood them all and make them drown.

I’d say Zygarde. Considering the most broken moveset in the series, having 4 signature moves, all of them are moves that hit both pokemon in a double battle, and the way the moves work too. Thousand Arrows would pin them to the ground, Thousand Waves would prevent them from running away. And Land’s Wrath and Core enforcer would just take em out

My answer to it was Yveltal, purely because while it it a legendary and definitely could take out quite a few, especially because it can heal with oblivion wing. If and when it dies to the lions, it kills every living thing and reverts to a cocoon, thus killing an infinite amount of lions

and honestly? he’s right. that is plingus

Its plingus

Why would anybody have any doubt when it's so obviously Plingus?

exactly what i was thinking

@@lemonsproutthefifth And alpharad now knows the absolute pain the host of Family Feud has to go through given the contestants.

I love Chappell roan so much omg

Which question was this for?

But Plingus was absolutey right

Justice for the revavroom answer

@@kenthartig7065 how did Goku get the point but not that

Their shared braincell glitched.

8:01

Definitely check his channel out. He’s a content genius

The Lord God Birb, Cramorant.

@@poncho7626 Long may we praise his name!

☯️

what i was thinking

Or Espurr, man's vividly seen every atrocity committed

@@ArunaUtdor mimikyu

I fully expected Jan to answer Vaporeon 💀

Maybe banette, it exists cause it got abandoned by it's owner

i hate to say but a lot of points were given to him that he didn't deserve. how he get a point for Prismarina when the Milotic answer makes so much sense and it's actually canon to the games

@@lixn.headless tbh that one worked better cause he had a rlly good convincing storyline for it instead of just 'it happens in the games'

im so hungry i could eat a dog

What I found even funnier following this his sinister grin when he asked if Ludicolo is a pineapple at 44:20

​@@bucktheguyy🐕 how hungry?

Also his reasoning being "well if you eat an arm it grows back" No, that's like the opposite of what happens if you lose a limb lmao

​@@ngotemna8875 If you eat it *slowly*, you aren't losing any limb, only eating surface level.(Sorry for the poor English.)

I didn't notice at first either lol

Everyone else's sheer fucking stunned silence too, the way that Jacob kept staring like "is this real?" While Wolfey just kept a blank smile on his face, fully oblivious

@@GrimmShane Coney was also super proud of his idea too, lmao

"NAKED GRANDMA!"

@@omiadera Naked Gramma?!

25:59 should have won that tbh but that one was good

She knew of the Combusken with the questionable moveset not only because he's a friend of her, but also aware of his egglockes. Walking in to his room from time to time.

@@Gianka62 shes literally a massive fan of blaziken, how would she not know combusken?

Bruead

You should hear how wolfey pronounces decidueye

That's how I pronounced it when I was a kid.

​@@ItsHayden dekidooey is a classic

Him saying it as “Grudon” was way too funny.