Hot Hands - Segments - 16 

When the father drops the baby into the koy pond, the father immediately screams, “THAT’S NOT MY FAULT!”

Amir making any noise and Jake trying not to laugh is basically ever Jake & Amir episode.

I love hearing the little laughs of the producer in the background. It sounds like Casey and it’s great every time

I think what made the movie/musical bit so funny is when one person tries to pretend like its all planned out and the other person questions them and tries to catch them being inconsistent.

they should switch up which theme song they use based on how poison they want the energy of the ep to be

Every time they said prince charming all I could think of was "Dunce Harming"

The police found the missing hot girl and the park ranger found Amir, face down, in a river

Bring back the old intro! These guys have stood too high for too long and need to be brought down a peg

just got to say that I love how consistent you've always been with your upload schedule, Naddpod is also pretty good but the patron eps sometimes come a little late in the day, other shows i listen to can get pretty loose with it, days late even, but every single Monday morning, there's a new if i were yo.. i mean segments

this episode gave me segmentia

Id make a faustian bargain for this movie to be made

I agree with everyone who wants the original intro

Amazing, never thought last laugh would be the best part of the podcast, nay, the day.

Rank all of the Best Picture Oscar winners (or last 20) based on how fun it would be to watch on a LA to NY plane ride.

In a march madness style bracket, the movie pitch segment would probably be ranked #1 right now as the best segment yet.

The CollegeHumor stories are amazing. Please make that a recurring segment!

Maybe a GOAT segment? I’m interested in sneakers since I have a hard time finding comfortable ones, but I’ll listening to anything that comes out of ur mouths lol

Is this the fabled studio G

Play Say The Same Thing: It was a game made up by the band OK Go, On the count of 3 you both say a random word, then on the next count of 3 you say whatever word connects the 2 words until both of you say the same word. Shoutout from New Zealand love the show, you guys are crack up 🙌🏽

Now That's Faustian!

a segment where you both learn what FAUSTIAN means. or how somethign is made

Amir was turning into a Goosebumps puppet 🤣

The movie pitch segment is hilarious! I’d make a Faustian bargain to have it recur

I'd love to hear Amir speak about the escalating pranks with Streeter! Did it change their relationship in the office? Was there ever a plan for a next one?

Why not-ner?

I'm so glad Geoffrey isn't a part of this. This is fun

Garragio mentioned!!!!! peak fiction

Jake and Amir took my Segments idea from Reddit and all I got was this shitty podcast...

The fact that you can see part of big Amir's eye/mouth in the artwork is really annoying me. Jake you did well as always.

I think you gotta look at each other during last laugh

Segment idea - gay chicken

It's incredible how transparent it is that whoever put that college girl winner party together did it solely so he could hook up with the hot college girls

The coveted studio Gum

On sonic was there crafty for the VO 🤔

hey guys have you tried using the segments feature in youtube videos? thanks

Segment Idea: 'No More Jockeys' This is a game created by British comedian Alex Horne. The idea is that you name someone famous and/or known to both of you, and along with the person you name you have to give a rule that applies to them in some way. For example, Amir could say 'Jake Hurwitz' and then 'No more people who host a podcast', and then Jake wouldn't be able to say 'Amir Blumenfeld', but he could say: 'Ben Schwartz: no more people who've made an appearance on our podcast.' The rules stack up over time, so the field of people you can choose gets progressively smaller. The way you win the game is by challenging the other on their choice of person and convincing them that the challenge stands. So, in this example, if after Jake's go, Amir then said 'Bo Burnham', Jake could challenge him on the premise that Bo Burnham has in fact been a guest on 'If I Were You'. The challenge has to accepted by both parties in order for it to succeed - if it doesn't, the challenger loses one of their three challenges; if they lose all three then they lose the game by default. You cannot challenge someone on a name/rule once it has been accepted and the next player has given a person/rule - you cannot challenge retroactively just because you now remember a rule after the fact (I guess like in Monopoly where you can't call others out for landing on your property once the game has moved on). You can be as creative/subjective with the rules as you like. One of the rules in Alex Horne's game was: 'Gary Lineker [British football commentator]: No more people whose second name you have to think twice about spelling'. Would love to hear you guys play it x

The new intro is much better don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

Amir knows way more about the hottest college girl comp than he is letting on... watch him talk about it again.

Bring back old intro song!

Segment idea, do some pictionary. I wanna see you two draw.

You know what would be the most PERFECT segment idea? The most JUST? #OopsOnSegments

The old intro is funnier. Bring it back!

amir should keep Angeles in his back pocket for if he loses a song bet again tbh

Bring back the 50 like Xeet

Damn Jake u didn’t shoutout Jeff Rosenberg who was helping run the whole damn thing! Twinno needs the support….

Noice.

Play chess again

So "woke", you can't even make fun of yourself without making people feel bad lol