How Adam Would Book... Kurt Angle's Illegitimate Son In WWE 

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Adam hadn’t missed beat. It’s like he never left

“Let me have a go...” That’s a bizarre way to pronounce “And I can do it better”

Chad Gable: "Give me what I want!" Batista: "Son?"

“GO TO YOUR LOCKERROOM” ☠️☠️☠️

Adam: *appears* Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAASP *sits and pays close attention*

"He's Back...and better than ever!" You're what the game's been missing! Long live Plumpy...

"Gable, I might not be your father. But at WrestleMania, I'll be your *daddy*

I"m genuinely upset this did not happen.

Adam: Books Chad Gable in an angle that makes him a viable talent and potentially a top heel. WWE in real life: "Let's call him Shorty G because he's short and that's funny."

Best part of this scenario: The canon is that Kurt Angle is incapable of wearing hats that fit him.

I figured “I’m not really your son, and you outlived you’re usefulness” was the direction they were going before Jordan got hurt.

This is so good. It makes Chad Gable a great mid-card heel, it actually gives Kurt Angle a great retirement match (where losing is acceptable, because we understand the purpose)... Adam, ya still got it!

- Kofi's Title Reign - Shinsuke's first year on the main roster - Samoa Joe vs Lesnar - Dean Ambrose Heel Turn - IF Cesaro won a world title Please and thank you.

I'm so glad Adam's back. His charisma is undeniable.

How Adam Would Book ideas: - Scott Steiner in WWE. - The Radicalz. - Raven in WWE. - The Ascension. - Vader in WWE.

"No... no way." "OH MYYYY." "You gotta be kidding me." "The Plumpy. Adam is here!" Crowd cheers "You still got it"

How cultaholic should book: the return of Adam Plumpied

This is why I missed Adam. Every time he explains an angle that doesn’t exist, I see it, vividly in my mind as if it’s on my tv screen. When it’s all done I am both excited such an idea exists, and pissed we’ll never get it. It’s fuckin awesome.

To this day I still love the dynamic it eventually devolved into. “Dad, I want a match.” “No son.” “BuT dAhYuD-“ “Alright son, you can have the match.” “Thanks dad, I love you.” “I love you too, son.”

"I'm ready, willing, and Gable!" Adam's is better as of that line.

Adam's hair pulled a Bischoff.

Screenstalker: "We're watching" Narrator: Sadly the audience wasn't Welcome Adam

13:41 Small extra adjustment Have Gable come back in towards the end To Angle Slam Shane McMahon (the last Smackdown wrestler) while the ref is out, to give Raw the win Y’know A little like how Angle did an angle slam to stop team WCW at survivor series ‘01. Which also had Angle coming out on raw the next night and expecting a heroes welcome.

Yeahh perfect then Shorty freakin G would never be born

The fact that it wasn’t Chad Gable was so damn stupid of them. They had a chance to make a real star.

Parts Funknown. Michael Cole: *"ISN'T IT SO COOL, GUYS?!"*

"You've still got it!" Yet again I find myself wishing your story was the one that actually happened. But at least we get a chance to imagine a world in which it did, I guess.

During the Kurt angle A&E documentary. Kurt mentioned that Vince thought it was so funny that he dated black women. In wwe Kurt always had storylines going after other wrestlers gf. Booker T

How Adam Would Have Booked: - ending Goldberg's streak - the 2006 ECW revival - Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz - Tazz in WWF (before his retirement)

He’s back, and better than ever Got a knack, for making things better Welcome back plumpy

Finally.... the king has returned to reclaim his thrown. Welcome back Adam

GREAT video, but there's a few gaping holes. The biggest one is the fact that Gable canonically is Daniel Bryan's son.

Was not expecting that burst of anger and venom for the “Shorty G” angle Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy hell, I’m glad someone said it! Please let that out more Adam. It’s time WWE listens to fans legitimately Edit: holy shit!! Thanks guys/girls for liking this so much, greatly appreciate it. Vastly grateful

God. Less than a minute in and I realize I had no clue how much I missed this man’s videos :’)

I'm glad Adam is back. He talks sense, echoes a lot of things fans think and feel, and presents it in such a smug, articulate way. Now, I just need a list of Adam's videos so I can watch them all.

"Hey kid! Here are mine! Where are yours?" That line sealed it for me that this is the direction I wanted it to go

Is the “Cause I’m a smart ass” DING trademarked by name redacted?

"Because I am a smart arse."

This is how I would book Kurt Angle's illegitimate son: I wouldn't.

Really wished Jason Jordan came back. He’s actually an alumni in my high school.

I feel like a former alcoholic who finally gets a shot in after years of staying clean! I missed this fantasy booking

For Future Booking Episodes: -How Adam Would Book The Explosion of The New Day -How Adam Would Book Dean Ambrose's Heel Turn -How Adam Would Book John Cena's Retirement -How Adam Would Book a Sami Zayn Face Turn -How Adam Would Book Cesaro becoming WWE Champion

I would’ve made him be a perc angle 2.0 “YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH” with the mouthpiece and everything

How WWE should have booked: The Shield Reunion.

Book Nakamura’s main roster run, from his debut to whenever is a good place to stop in the timeline.

Hey Adam, I'd like to see how you'd book Nakamura's heel turn

I have missed seeing adam he was my favorite personality at what culture and it saddened me that he left cultaholic i am glad to see him back. This page gets an automatic subscribe from me. I love your work adam keep it up

I still remember when this storyline debuted lol I was confused when Jason was the one who was Kurt's son but not Chad Gable who uses Kurt's move set lol like what??

Should've been Chad Gable. Even looks like Angle.

Adam has finally comeback to RU-vid...(just imagine saying it with the rock voice )

"You stil got it clap clap clapclapclap" I was just thinking the other day how much I miss the Superstar Diaries. Me and my girlfriend still quote the Lesnar one to this day. Good to see you finally back.

Dear God, it's mad how every one of Adam's fantasy bookings, from vocal delivery alone, has given me goosebumps. Please can you get yourself involved with another wrestling promotion's creative as soon as. It'd be an absolute delight to follow storylines like these in reality.

Would love to see an ultimate "The Retirement of Vince McMahon" angle

If there was ever a chance to do the “I wouldn’t have booked it at all” joke. This storyline would’ve been it

I can't put in to words how much I've missed Blampied's fantasy booking. 3 years off and still never disappoints👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

I want to see Adam tackle Kofi’s title loss

So this is what happened to ScreenStalker.

So is "Well... let me have a go" going to be the new generation, alternate-brand version of "And I can do it better"?

"Well, let me have a go..." "Because I'm a smart arse" DING

RU-vid just popped this up in my recommendations. Had to do a double take when I realized this was a recent video. Great to see him back.

He hasn’t lost a step. He is still the funniest wrestling You Tuber 😂😂😂

Can we get how Wrestletalk should've booked wrestletalk vs cultaholic

Been a fan of yours for years Adam I’m glad you took some time away and have come back as strong as ever looking forward to more content

We’ve all missed you Adam ❤️ Glad you’ve been able to get everything together and come back to RU-vid which it seems like you still have a strong passion for. Much love man you haven’t missed a beat

Say "and I can do it better Adam!" Say the line, Adam!

Oh god it has been so long finally the best wrestleing video concept with the perfect man for the job is back!

Amazing. Adam is so God damn talented. It's amazing to see him doing videos again. I have no clue what the hell this channel is, but I will watch it just to see Adam do more videos. So glad you are back Adam.

So happy to have you back!!! Missed this series and it's been missing from youtube! Perfect booking once again! #LongLivePlumpy

"First thing Jason out"😂😂😂😂

Awesome that your back with “How Adam would have booked it”. Looking at past storylines it would be cool if you could redo the dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins storyline, it started off so good with the heel turn and it never lived up to what fans wanted (really ruined what could have been possibly a top match at mania)

Adam is legitimately one of the best things about the extended wrestling community and he had been sorely missed. Glad to have you back.

ADAM!!!! I'M SO GLAD YOUR BACK!! I didn't know you were making content again this was randomly suggested in my feed and I immediately subbed. Your fantasy booking in my opinion is absolutely the most creative I've heard. I'm sure you hear this alot but I missed your ideas and am really happy to see you at it ince again. 💪💪

Came here as soon as I saw this in my subscription box

"So what else would you like Adam to book?" ALL OF WWE'S STORYLINES FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE!

Adams so good at fantasy booking the guy should honestly work for WWE creative. He focuses on storytelling, the importance of going over, and understands how the audience would see what he envisions. Fantastic stuff.

God I've missed these fantasy booking videos from Adam so much. So glad you're back.

Oh for the love of God there's a lot that needs to be rebooked after you left. Let's see... 1. Shinsuke Nakamura at WrestleMania 34 2. Shinsuke Nakamura at SummerSlam 3. Shinsuke Nakamura as US champion 4. Shinsuke Nakamura as IC champion 5. Shinsuke Nakamura in general 6. 2019

How to book Brock Lesnar's Money in the bank. My pitch: Brock finds out he has a whole year to cash in (just like in real life). He disappears from TV (which he's good at) to the point that everyone almost forgets that he's holding the briefcase. First episode of Smackdown on Fox, Kofi and Daniel Bryan have a 1 hour iron man match to celebrate the new network. Kofi wins, is visibly exhausted, Brock cashes in after the match, and for the beginning of Smackdown's run on Fox it's all about Kofi chasing the title back from Brock.

I can't put words on how happy I am to see and hear from this guy. Welcome back to the game Adam. You're the GOAT.

Welcome back Adam...you were sorely missed. Cant wait to see all the new material you put out!

I’ve missed Adam doing these videos. only thing missing is “because I’m a smartarse” at the start

Adam please do “How WWE Should Book... Kofi Kingston’s Rise Back to the WWE Title”

“Daddy time” is so wrong sounding.

Glad ur back! Loved the video u were in on Wrestle Talk!

Adam's how he would book it series makes me feel the way people feel when they hear Morgan Freeman's majestic voice.

Edge was the best return of 2020 *Adam: Hold my hair dye*

Adam!?!? The one and only Blampied I know in this world?? Man honestly it is great to see you are doing well. I really do miss all your videos. I remember when you would promote a magazine about wrestling called "Wrestling". I always wanted to order one but couldnt since I didnt have a credit card back then. I will never forget how awesome your videos were and still sometimes go back to watch them because they truly were one of a kind and I know many of us wrestling fans will vouch for these words. Thank you Sir Adam Blampied for your work and I hope you can be able to continue these appearances and possibly make your own channel.👏🙏

It's so good to see Adam back, the way his mind works when it comes to wrestling is amazing!! Keep up the good work!!

My Theory: It was written for Gable, and he quite rightly said no, they just picked a new person and ran with it.

I have missed seeing these videos. Adam, you haven't missed a beat

Glad to see you still got it! Much support

Adam was the guy that got me interested I'm wrestling journalism channels. Dude really knows his stuff and can fantasy book like no other. Glad to see him back on RU-vid

Glad to see Adam back. Hopefully we see him back with the Cultaholic lads at some point in the near future 👍

This reminds me when Peter Griffin became Tom Tucker's son

Feels like ages since you’ve shown your creativity. Haven’t missed a step Adam. Well done

I love seeing Adam back doing what I actually found the original channel he was on in the first place. I still watch those old vids from time to time.

I’m so surprised a wrestling company hasn’t hired this guy yet wtf 😂

So happy to see Adam back doing what he does best, having watched him at WhatCulture and been so entertained by his presenting style and great wrestling love, it’s so nice to see Adam enjoying himself in front of camera again

The Train bit with the oversized hats=GOLD. Thank you Adam! So glad to have you back!