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How Bert Kreischer Met His Wife

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@you7uber5 4 года назад

I just watched a 9 minute video about how bert met his wife and I still dont know how he met her.

@thanost2195 4 года назад

Your comment cracked me up HARD! Greetings from Greece, brother.

@FauxToez 4 года назад

He spoke to God and God put her in his bed or some dumb Jesus shit

@brandondismang7343 3 года назад

All I heard was he loves Reese and 40oz"s and I completely understand that.

@dadooddarren2116 3 года назад

@@FauxToez Naw that’s not how they met bro. That’s after they met. She had broken up with him.

@chi-tahned8689 3 года назад

One on girls he robbed lol

@Bphillips2808 4 года назад

Theo: is it spelled B O W D I N?? Bert: no it's B O W D E N Theo: wowwwww

@fayshalin 4 года назад

i fucking lost it

@thesavvyhuman619 4 года назад

Brett Phillips shit had me rollin!!!😂

@pmich4555 4 года назад

Brett Phillips caught that too 😆

@zacholson3429 4 года назад

Lol what the fuck theo.

@creedewylie267 4 года назад

Lmao

@iansaville8472 3 года назад

“The day after New Year’s Eve”

@kalimakuhilani 3 года назад

I know right

@justdrewit2498 3 года назад

Classic Burnt Chrysler

@Pathfinder-Doc 3 года назад

YES!!! Too funny.

@LegionOfShrooms 2 года назад

🤣

@alexanderbruwer9363 2 года назад

So the 6th of March for an Alcoholic?

@zachm4647 4 года назад

Someone seriously needs to make a compilation of Theo abbreviating things other people say into 2 letters

@pmich4555 4 года назад

Zach M WD’s

@MoejiiOsmanTV 4 года назад

Bert wife: I gotta tell you my dad lives in a convince store Theo: a CS they call it. LOL Theo dropping gems when your not looking.

@timothyharaldson1500 4 года назад

@Spanish Ramon well aren't you a party pooper. They call them PP's

@pmich4555 4 года назад

Timothy Haraldson lmao yes

@pmich4555 4 года назад

Dr Love Love I hope you go through with it! You’re a legend

@silverslider562 2 года назад

Bert 100% seems like someone who would say he talked to God but was actually at a house party black out drunk in a corner talking to a house plant.

@dravenocklost4253 2 года назад

Possibly but what about his own wife

@cfunkbooya 2 года назад

Surprise to us all god was the house plant the entire time lmfao

@jesseolson3142 Год назад

Yup. Berts kinda a douchebag. A little bit.

@skatespork9178 Год назад

@@dravenocklost4253 she’d be in the corner, silently agreeing😌

@meganporter5330 Год назад

burning bush? houseplant? same thing

@Pgj345 4 года назад

I love how Bert didn’t question or put pressure on Theo when Theo said he goes to AA to

@Pgj345 4 года назад

Harry Quinlan I was complementing them what you mean. I thought it was dope his buddy was supportive

@Pgj345 4 года назад

Harry Quinlan no why

@PatrickMHoey 4 года назад

I love how Bert still never stopped drinking after speaking to “God”...

@BipoIarbear 4 года назад

@@Pgj345 dont listen to him mate, u did nothing wrong, keep on doin whatever u want cos your an obvious good person

@Pgj345 4 года назад

Bipolarbear 4873 thanks bro

@bigloudandnoisy3601 4 года назад

“you know what’s crazy, my sister can’t even read... but what does that have to do with us right now?”

@bigloudandnoisy3601 4 года назад

@Mike Knight I live for the outro of his podcasts theyre hysterical

@Tmac-rv9wq 4 года назад

Bert “you can’t tell if I’m laughing or crying” kriesher

@jamespiscotto2770 4 года назад

"She went to a church in Compton.......in a Sun Dress"!

@Dommy11 4 года назад

Some people have heart, some dont.

@foolslayer9416 4 года назад

Girls in sundresses are so hot.

@Pstar420 4 года назад

James Piscotto that should be a song lyric

@nemonobody2302 Год назад

Theo is so genuine. When Bert spells the name of the town. Theo says, "Wow" with legitimate awe. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@etsprout 2 года назад

Lmao the logic of “I don’t have a problem drinking, I have a problem starting up again”

@LuxuryBeatsMusic Год назад

LMFAO!!!

@flossy7258 4 года назад

Theo's response at 6:12 when Bert asked him abt Sex In the City 😂

@steveguzman375 4 года назад

Nicole sex AND the city

@deyakson 4 года назад

I died.

@flossy7258 4 года назад

@@steveguzman375 Mandela Effect

@lukelmaooooo 4 года назад

@@steveguzman375 where else would the sex be happening

@MoejiiOsmanTV 4 года назад

Bert wife: I gotta tell you my dad lives in a convinience store Theo: a CS they call it. LOL Theo dropping gems when your not looking.

@supertrolle9555 3 года назад

5:07 when Theo said “Wow” I almost spat out my water

@korodski Год назад

😂

@imabigscrewball 4 года назад

His wife is a Saint lol I can't imagine being married to him

@josephhall2858 4 года назад

"I almost have a problem starting drinking," LMAO...

@agb127 2 года назад

Poor guy. Seems really hard for him to start :(

@austint19 4 года назад

Man I fuckin love both these dudes. I haven’t met either of them but you can tell they are super genuine guys.

@MoejiiOsmanTV 4 года назад

Bert wife: I gotta tell you my dad lives in a convinience store Theo: a CS they call it. LOL Theo dropping gems when your not looking.

@GreedyOrange 2 года назад

i dont get it ...

@DrPhil-kx3ci 2 года назад

@@GreedyOrange He’s an idiot

@nothanks4469 2 года назад

Theo doesn't miss a beat.

@Heopful Год назад

@@GreedyOrange theres nothing to get, a lotta retarded kids like theo.

@KimBouchard 4 года назад

When people look alike in a relationship, it's a sign of a long marriage.

@AsadoMao 3 года назад

Or an incestuous one 😳

@brightfalls6788 4 года назад

How they really met: “Bert was at his favorite gay bar, and she was working as a bartender, so he thought what the hell, try it out.”

@private2102 4 года назад

This actually sounds like he do it

@Yoyozworld19 4 года назад

Someone should do a "Burnt Chrysler downplaying his drinking habits compilation".

@jessicamccormack692 4 года назад

And everyone else just laughing it off.

@jakeybball 4 года назад

Yeah but remember that one time 20 years ago when he went 6 months without drinking?

@michaelreed1215 4 года назад

“I don’t have a problem stopping drinking... I have a problem starting up again” yea Bert keep telling yourself that when you’re pounding 30 shots every November 1st

@chadyarbrough3640 4 года назад

JonerysStan4life they should do a 'Bert you're talking yourself in to a divorce compilation.

@christycullen2355 3 года назад

Watch the Steve o podcast. He's in denial so bad. Literally says he hasn't got a problem and then says he's been drinking all morning. His excuse is people know him as the drunk dude and he's scared people won't rate him anymore. Such a lame excuse

@chadlyblomme 4 года назад

4:20 🤣 Bert: Went out in the snow in St. Marks Theo:Who's St. Marks?

@timothyanderson2166 2 года назад

Okay, that was by far the funniest outro clip. “My sister can’t even read…but what does that have to do with us right now?” Lmfao 💀

@ToddFithian 2 года назад

Bro I was dyin like what?? Where tf that come from haha 😂

@HSIceCube 4 года назад

theo got to toms wife, now he's going after berts. the man is a savage😂😂

@forsakencrustacean1184 2 года назад

Bobby lees as well!

@jessicabecause3717 Год назад

Count me in.

@DeadDogInc 4 года назад

That's why I love Bert, he's so noble not sleeping with a 16/17 year old lmao

@virgie4715 4 года назад

Nonsense right lmao. When I was 15 until I was about 21, the guys that tried to get with me were at least 10/15 years older than me lol

@Dev-In-Denver123 4 года назад

Just move out of America.

@careyparker2673 4 года назад

And at 15 you were into 15yo boys right...lol

@Dev-In-Denver123 4 года назад

@@careyparker2673 Well he doesn't act proud of the fact that he's not into kids the way you and Bert do.

@Presticles1 2 года назад

He was in high school?

@apolinartrujillo2773 2 года назад

" what made you want to be in your wife" is always a good conversation starter

@rockycampbell6027 4 года назад

3:33 Bert: "she just got back from church..she was Baptist". Theo: "mhmmm I went to one of those in Alabama... didn't work out so great."

@ogbbq2261 4 года назад

Rocky Campbell LMFAO PREACHER CAUGHT THE HOLY SPIRIT AND THEO VON GOT UP TO OUTDO HIM

@senkumeow5095 3 года назад

His son is going to be devastated after finding this

@Mr.Owl777 4 года назад

"A C.S is what they call em."

@bernardodebull 4 года назад

I didn't get what he meant by that. Can you explain it for me?

@ElTyloon 4 года назад

Convenience Store C S

@Mr.Owl777 4 года назад

@@bernardodebull A convenience store. Nobody calls them a C.S.

@MoejiiOsmanTV 4 года назад

Bert wife: I gotta tell you my dad lives in a convinience store Theo: a CS they call it. LOL Theo dropping gems when your not looking.

@sidpandya6827 4 года назад

"Day after New Year's Eve" ... okay then

@therealjacobsimpson 2 года назад

He def loves the hell out of his wife still🙏✊

@soldieroftruth77 3 года назад

This is definitely the type of conversation I would never have on camera lol.

@ajislaw6022 3 года назад

Bert: "She says that her dad lives in a convenience store." Theo: "ah, a 'c-s' they call 'em" dude is so fucking hilarious

@jeffspicoli5735 4 года назад

“My chick” is such a Florida thing to say😂😂

@IceKoldKilla 4 года назад

Theo is always creating acronyms 😂🤣 "A CS they call 'em." 😂 Who the fuck calls a convenience store a CS? 🤣

@HokiePitcher22 4 года назад

Bert "I spoke to god and Russian mobsters" kreischer

@ashtonshelton8584 3 года назад

“The day after New Year’s Eve” Bert.... You mean New Year’s day?

@robkerz2610 2 года назад

Berts wife is so down to earth when you see her on you tube.

@6vitamin 4 года назад

“How Bert Met His Wife” -> “...I met Leanne and we dated for a while...” Oh wow, so THAT’S how they met. -_-

@fatalwish9507 4 года назад

Anyone else already know the story, but just loves Bert kreischer?

@hoganelder7142 4 года назад

the day after new years, you mean new years day

@drewrogers147 4 года назад

Bert:"didnt party for like six months, didnt drink for like six monthss. then one day were in italy, its new years eve, and uh, its snowing. were in venice it just started snowing." Theo: id fuckya there.

@westie55 4 года назад

Wow Theo that Farley painting looks like a you. I literally thought it was a larger you without the mullet

@fuckYouTubeBringBackDislikes 4 года назад

Holy shit. Didn't realize it till I read your comment and it even has his name on it lmao Never been a fan of Farley though

@jeffboyd8139 4 года назад

@@fuckRU-vidBringBackDislikes if you're not a fan of Farley you've probably been living in a van down by the river

@isaiahvoorhees1096 4 года назад

Holy Fuck your right YALL WE FOUND FARLEYS LONG LOST TWIN

@gavdaddy2874 Год назад

Bert and Theo! My two tops playas. You bros need to just man it the hell up and go on your TOGETHER! That would be the most diabolical show to ever be held on this earth!

@andreaellerbeee 3 года назад

"Shes married to a guy I really respect... but if something happened to both our wives".... you really respect him (wink wink)

@519forestmonk9 4 года назад

Theo, if you go to AA meetings, then I should start.

@pim5490 4 года назад

NA meetings are great too!

@hx2975 4 года назад

AA is for morons. If you can't deal with ur problems yourself then you're fucked.

@sheridan7475 4 года назад

Just read the book

@hx2975 4 года назад

@@sheridan7475 The AA book? What book?

@hx2975 4 года назад

@@sheridan7475 If you need a book to quit a substance then you are never going to truly beat it. I have first hand experience in this. I've had family members go to AA etc for years and always relapsed, I had an addiction, one day I snapped and just quit that day. Never looked back, and that is the ONLY true way to beat it. You have to hate it.

@JugemuJugemu123 3 года назад

8:27 that awkward slightly sad laugh to hide the urge to cry lmao

@keithmarlow2525 4 года назад

“It was like the day after new years eve” lol

@fonosayno 2 года назад

Bert’s endless number of amazing stories… I don’t know if I’m buying it anymore to be honest.

@omarfierro2982 2 года назад

That's how I feel about Joey at this point I feel like his stories are purely fictional entertainment

@BrownRiceBunny1 Год назад

I mean he is the guy that the movie Van Wilder is based on. So I believe he’s seen a lot of stuff.

@redram5150 2 года назад

“B O W D E N” “Woooooow!”

@LuxuryBeatsMusic Год назад

WOWWWWWWW

@ep6507 4 года назад

Bert looks so much better now 6/25/20) than he did before quarantine. He really lost a ton of weight

@conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад

“I went to an AA meeting.” That didn’t work out. “I have a problem starting up again” lol

@fattony123082 4 года назад

So true if Florida was a person. It would be Bert Kreischer.

@andreaellerbeee 3 года назад

Birt Krysher

@JASONjones-xe4mw Год назад

am i the only person blown away by the chris farley painting

@xthexadvantagex 4 года назад

Dude I have some great great stories but I’m so terrible at telling them. I feel like if I told them to Theo they’d come right out perfect. What a great listener. Hype life man

@StLMikie 4 года назад

It was the day after New Year’s Eve! Lol

@jevinday Год назад

I am a simple man like Bert. All he needs is to fall asleep on the freezer floor with a 40, a snickers, and his woman. Love it 😂 for real though

@Barbie4U2 Год назад

Everybody’s wife loves Theo

@whiskybooze 2 года назад

I want a wife like that. I'm envious Bert lol.

@imn1ppystr 4 года назад

my sister cant even R E A D

@brians7901 2 года назад

These are 2 of the most genuine dudes

@notyourForte1993 3 года назад

They both spelled Bowdon Georgia wrong 😂

@stevenlangeathx 4 года назад

Great Story😊😊

@thepittsburghpodcast 2 года назад

Bro like your channel and you have some cool as cubes guests I'm gonna sub. Thank you for being my newest distraction.

@pezzshnitsol Год назад

"It was the day after new years eve" lol

@jacobscull6294 4 года назад

“It was the day after New Year’s Eve” so New Years Day? Geez he isn’t dumb but has a few moments. Keep in mind I’m just coming off a couple clips about Ari molly story...and the “tried to kill my dad” original tearjerker line he mouths out regularly followed up by his own hysterical laughing.

@cindysue5079 4 года назад

Love Bert!

@nsgmma4680 Год назад

That's cool he has a giant picture of Chris Farley on his wall. Legendary

@KeyesAnthony 2 года назад

that was the first time Bert ever made me genuinely laugh

@bobm.1274 Год назад

This is my favorite video with Bert, not because of the topic, but because he didn't do that hight pitch laugh! Nails on a chalkboard

@jhtsurvival 2 года назад

I love Theo just says "oh yeah I go to AA meetings" throws Bert off for a second... then at 6:04 Theo obviously never watched Sex and the City...

@johnblack6861 4 года назад

That Chris Farley painting is fucking awesome

@RonBurgundy412 3 года назад

“Can’t take her to the game with out knowing if she can pitch”

@whoopshey826 2 года назад

bert needs to release that mixtape

@sweetbabyrays9238 4 года назад

Her dad was that person at the church that told her to give Bert a second chance. He was probably like wtf? You broke up with him?! I live in a fucking convience store! Somebody has to get me outta this shit! Btw did anyone else hear Theo say " They call that the CS" referring to convince store. He is so funny.

@agb127 2 года назад

All Bert talks about is not having a drinking problem

@olshitass Год назад

I love how Theo gets impressed by the most simple things. "B-O-W-D-E-N wooowww"

@patrickcoleman8974 Год назад

Damn! Let the dude talk. You ask your next question before he has time to answer the previous question!

@teamblue213 4 года назад

I LOVE the Farley painting.

@thejeenbeen1192 Год назад

The convenience store sounds like My dream

@TMLsmitty19 Год назад

"The day after new years eve"....uh you mean New Years Day Bert? LMFAO

@dldissolving2005 3 года назад

Bruh that last part..." my sister can't read"

@vikramsohal7189 4 года назад

Theo slips in a "c'mon" at 5:16 and I fell outta my chair

@charltonmoore 4 года назад

The shirt he's wearing is a small local restaurant in my town, lol. Small suburb south of Nashville. Crazy

@isaacduke 4 года назад

Charlton Moore Hey man, what’s the restaurant? I’ve got the Lieper’s Fork part at the top, but can’t make out the bottom for the full name.

@charltonmoore 4 года назад

@@isaacduke it's a place called Puckett's there are actually several of them in Tennessee.

@josephmurphy1459 2 года назад

It’s Bowdon, not Bowden. Hahah they both got it wrong. I grew up like 40 minutes from there. I used to go to that store hahaha

@jamminjim1208 Год назад

Your programmer dropped the ball on that credit

@joshhart1479 3 года назад

Bert I fucking love him man favorite of all time for me

@dknox90803 Год назад

“I don’t have a problem quitting drinking” lol. It staying quit that makes you an alcoholic.

@Youtuube304s 3 года назад

6:13 theos comment and berts response slay me.

@coyotecodey1160 4 года назад

Theo got that shirt in Nashville

@bigbcarhauler1456 4 года назад

It’s actually Bowdon. On the Alabama line. I’m from Carrollton, just beside it

@richardwilliams4669 4 года назад

I never know which option to choose. I need a third this one to help me pick

@Isejankhonojanem 4 года назад

“Church in Compton “ Has a black personal trainer . Dam bert

@thisguyoverhere4746 4 года назад

Theo: Are all the women you ever had sex with, over the age of 18? Bert: Yeah Theo: WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Fucken lost it! 🤣😂

@whisperingwhiskers2804 4 года назад

I really like that Chris Farley painting in the background I would buy one💯

@johnmarston2616 2 года назад

“A CS, they call them.” Fucking Theo 😂

@RouxRouxRingo 2 года назад

" 'CS' they call it" I fuckin died.

@CezaMVO 4 года назад

Bert needs to be careful around theo. We all know how he like to steal his friends wifes.

@weezypeezy1725 4 года назад

Or his friends wives like to go for Theo, that’s the case

@luckylucas420 4 года назад

I’m pretty sure he was bangin Toms ole lady wayyy before they met

@demJem09 4 года назад

whos wife is theo sleepin wit??

@robertparaday9122 4 года назад

What...why u say that? What happened?

@charlestonw801st 4 года назад

lucas smith yeah but they were on road rules/real world everyone bangs everyone on those shows then invite em all back next season and watch the shitshow fights and yelling play out 😆