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How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended
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@pluggerfella3551 4 года назад

How endgame should have ended: **goose eats thanos**

@Heavenlyhounds96 4 года назад

And he coughs up half a hairball (half cause it's a semi-sphere

@TheBharathp87 4 года назад

It's a flerken

@DibIrken 3 года назад

With the space stone inside Goose? He woulda just teleported.

@craigrobinson9180 3 года назад

Lol

@ga-ll1vn 3 года назад

shoot me thank you

@withoutthehihatehappiness413 5 лет назад

That's lowkey the best Samuel L Jackson imitation I've ever heard

@alvsanper1598 5 лет назад

Maybe it was him 🤔

@FlyingDominion 5 лет назад

4:43 It was one of these people.

@WordUnheard 5 лет назад

Or maybe it was Loki.

@sightedgem5413 5 лет назад

Loki wasn’t played by Samuel l Jackson lol jk ur right

@ChimeraLotietheBunny 4 года назад

Chaos Raider Yesh...The best

@Danka42 3 года назад

*Let me Batmansplain this to you.*

@chupacabra2757 3 года назад

664 likes and no comments what..?

@sub-zero5433 3 года назад

step 1: say thing in the video step 2: get hundreds of likes epic trol child on youtube incident

@Danka42 3 года назад

@@sub-zero5433 I see you're in the edgy phase of your life. No worries. It will pass. You will learn to let people enjoy things, eventually.

@sub-zero5433 3 года назад

@@Danka42 says the mf who can’t think of a creative comment so they just copy something in the video 😭😭 it’s ok bro you don’t gotta worry about ur sad existence cause you got a few hundred likes on a comment👍

@Danka42 3 года назад

@@sub-zero5433 Oh, I don't know what to say... you got me! You are absolutely right. When I came to this video, it wasn't to enjoy myself. When I commented, it wasn't to share what my favourite joke from it was, both to compliment the creators and to laugh at it some as I write it... No. It was a cold, calculated plot. I have thought to myself - what should I write down to get most likes, those oh so sweet, sweet RU-vid Comment Section Likes that I so crave? What ever shall I do to have them, to satisfy my one and only desire? And, oh how lucky I was, for I have found a way! I have copied a line from the video - _copied,_ imagine that! I made sure I didn't spend a pinch of creativity on what I have written down. I have decieved my brothers and sisters, who came to my RU-vid Comment, fully expecting a creative joke, but no, I have not delivered. I have cruelly, heartlessly robbed them of this creativity they signed up for. Instead, I have tricked them, I coerced the likes out of them. And how I rejoiced! They fell for my inhuman trap, and in came the Likes, those delicious Likes, my life's true purpose. I basked in my success. *But not for long.* For there was one that was not like the others - no, he was special, he was the chosen one! And he saw right throught the devious conspiracy, for his heart was pure and his tongue was brisk He bravely stood up for all those poor unfortunate souls that I have bamboozled with my uncreative greed. He called out the emperor's nutidy, and alas, before I knew it, I was nothing but a shadow of my former self, quivering before the Knight of Comments. I tremble at the mere mention of his name, Him who destroyed me, who broke my spell. For without those RU-vid Comment Likes... what else could possibly fill this void in my soul?

@samwise1530 3 года назад

"Your cat ate my coffee mug." One of the best Batman lines ever

@bluelemons4410 3 года назад

Bcoz he's batman... Lol

@thesilverblader6714 3 года назад

It's ok, I have another one right here.

@teamdremma3904 3 года назад

@@thesilverblader6714 u carry a full cup of coffee in ur belt?

@EmperorofMan000 4 года назад

That ending actually make sense....if fury called CM in avengers 1....70% of marvel movies after that won't actually happen...

@thebudgetgamer 4 года назад

She blew up the plot of GOTG

@IDEK_608 4 года назад

Tom would never be an avenger

@farnazkazi1640 4 года назад

But she was probably galaxies away. It would taken her days to come. By that time Loki would've won.

@ORAForcegaming 4 года назад

It's so true though

@AshNonokPlays 4 года назад

@@farnazkazi1640 she was fused with the tesseract you forgot the power of that stone did you?

@jinglebelsbels 5 лет назад

Fury: *calls Captain Marvel in every single Avengers battle* Avengers: Are we a joke to you?

@whoknows7968 5 лет назад

Fury: Comparatively yeah.

@enderael7878 5 лет назад

😂

@richardthecowardlylion5289 5 лет назад

As the Producers & director of Cpt M would say,.. "YES, you're all a giant joke to us."

@jinglebelsbels 5 лет назад

bWAHAHAHAHAHA i cANNOT wITH y'ALL rEPLIESS

@caesarczech7920 5 лет назад

To Disney and Feminists ? Yeah,Yeah They are.

@MineNOROfficial 2 года назад

My headcanon is that Fury DID call her, but by the time she got to Earth everything was resolved. It took her a week to get to Earth in Endgame.

@dhruvjainyash8006 2 года назад

Oooo I never knew that , is that true ?

@mrbutt4eva625 2 года назад

@@dhruvjainyash8006 it’s a headcanon so they made it up

@Caroniver_Robocacci 2 года назад

@@dhruvjainyash8006 While it is headcanon that she was called, it is true that she took a week to arrive in Endgame. The universe is BIG, and it takes time to maneuver. Had she been called in previous Avengers movies, she would not have shown up in time.

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 года назад

That's...a great way to look at it actually!

@cendybeban 2 года назад

@@Caroniver_Robocacci congrats you win the internet

@joedirt2556 4 года назад

4:31 how many movies did they just eliminate there Hey at least we won't have to suffer the loss of Natasha, Tony, vision and cap becoming a fugitive then a wrinkly old grandpa

@joedirt2556 4 года назад

Oh yeah I forgot to mention Thor chunking out and hulk nerding out and always being Zen/aloof At least one good thing is we get to see Loki get his little twig neck snapped

@MMAli-rq8kd 4 года назад

Also, Guardians of the Galaxy volume I doesn't need to happen since Ronan is dead!

@cleoblackbird2210 4 года назад

Lol yea

@vinnuvivek4296 3 года назад

@@joedirt2556 dude loki is my most favorite character they should have killed someone else

@TheAmazing_Box 3 года назад

Also we wouldn’t lose Quicksilver

@GiltleyRage 5 лет назад

Man, that Samuel L Jackson impression was pure gold.

@rtmusicvideos431 5 лет назад

Omg I just realized it wasn't really him! Sounded so much like him xD

@paballomolata2753 5 лет назад

Giltley Rage I know right

@PamperedDuchess 5 лет назад

Crazy realistic, yo. O.o

@riftvallance2087 5 лет назад

@@rtmusicvideos431 He must walk around quoting pulp fiction nonstop, must be why he does it so good

@ThePheonixOfThe6 5 лет назад

Fury: last time i trusted someone, i lost an eye... *goose scratches eye out in the 90s* Thanos: reality is often disappointing

@grandpagohan1 5 лет назад

You mean, amazingly hilarious.

@DemonicEngineer 5 лет назад

But it iiiis hilarious

@skrimpy405 5 лет назад

@@grandpagohan1 hilariously bad lol

@slimehermit 5 лет назад

SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS

@Funstun-yk7oo 5 лет назад

Its funny but also dissapointing

@jesseanderson8674 4 года назад

I kinda wish super man said something like "you remind me of my cousin" or something like that because supergirl is named kara danvers and captian marvel Is carol davers.

@morganbrown1063 3 года назад

that would of been awesome, i love both danvers!!

@appa609 3 года назад

I'm amazed that never became a copyright dispute

@PeanutWithWiFiAccess 3 года назад

HmMMMMmMMMMMMmmmmm-------

@chrisperrien7055 3 года назад

@@appa609 LOL, I don't think Marvel or DC want to go anywhere near a copyright lawsuit over Captain Marvel, either way.

@dpfax2399 3 года назад

OMG i just realized this

@ComradeSlice 3 года назад

That's funny because after the Flerken attacked him I thought of the line "last time I trusted someone I lost an eye!" and was wondering where "trust" entered into it

@nikolaspapanagnou2723 2 года назад

4:07 I wonder how Loki would react on this.

@florrie2303 2 года назад

In the movie he says to Goose “I’m trusting you not to eat me.” Goose took his eye but didn’t eat him…so I don’t know what his big deal with ‘trust’ is! 😂

@jacobdrain4492 5 лет назад

"What's next? You gonna start forming a team of superheroes?" "Nah, I figured I'd wait at least a decade."

@darth856 5 лет назад

"Weird, but okay"

@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад

"Weird flex but ok"

@ZaxololRiyodin 5 лет назад

Yeah, we watched the video too.

@En_theo 5 лет назад

And that comment got 1463 likes (so far). Tells you a lot about how the masses think...

@ArmandoFlores-nn5ss 5 лет назад

It's pretty hard to find super heroes

@MK-ol2jx 5 лет назад

*Thanos to Thor* : You should've gone for the head *Me to Thanos* : You should've gone for the other half

@carealoo744 5 лет назад

That's Good.

@Jmaul85 5 лет назад

HA!!!

@zaxx29 5 лет назад

For real. He left Iron man, Thor, and Captain Marvel alive. 2 out of 3 who can kill him and Stark who has the knowledge to kill him. I mean he legit killed the half who can't stop him. Maybe Doctor Strange with more training but that's about it.

@wavengxolashe3886 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂

@austin3789 5 лет назад

Well played.

@jaydamand7087 3 года назад

Captain Marvel was the first Marvel movie I ever saw. Me, watching "The Avengers": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel? Me, watching "The Winter Soldier": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel? Me, watching "Civil War": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel? Me, watching "Infinity War": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel? Me, watching the end of "Infinity War": Oh, and NOW you call Captain Marvel.

@Historyguy-xu5ht 3 года назад

Cuz it wasn’t a galactic level threat

@wojtekreliga3881 3 года назад

It was explained in "Spider Man: Far from Home" - she can be too far or have other problems related to all Galaxy.

@joshuawilliams8428 3 года назад

most of those were not even heavy level threats. she has no business being in civil war and winter soldier.

@rigen97 3 года назад

I'm honestly more surprised that the US government would rely to the unproven Avengers Initiative _before_ calling in a nuke on the portal. And sure enough a single nuke was enough to destroy the mothership-not much of a planetary invasion force if it can't survive a nuke, if I'm being honest here. And as a whole Earth was ready for Infinity Wars invasion-it's only Thanos that Earth would ever have to worry about. Wakanda was protected by impenetrable energy shield. _Just Nuke it._ It'll be _fine._ The Wakandan can rehabilitate the forest. The superheroine with the power of exploding star is definitely an overkill in most those scenario tho.

@joshuawilliams8428 3 года назад

@@rigen97 if they nuke the forest, thanos could use the time stone to bring back the army and the reality stone to get rid of the nuke.

@ramblingentertained 4 года назад

This Captain Marvel has more emotions than in the movie.

@Musicpuzzle 4 года назад

This Captain marvel has more facial features than Brie Larson

@Neiosian 4 года назад

Thats because you didn't watch the movie

@tyranttitanium5721 4 года назад

@@Neiosian As someone who watched the movie. I can confirm she had about as many expressions and conveyed emotions as Kristen Stewart.

@tototats16 4 года назад

@@Neiosian She was like cardboard for the majority of the movie.

@Neiosian 4 года назад

TotoTats16 she was more expressive than any other character

@Gurkiratsingh. 5 лет назад

I like how they used captain Marvel (shazam) reference

@holty1314 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel vs Shazam death battle

@HeilRay 5 лет назад

Yeah the true Captain Marvel. DC

@griffinsgamevlogsandmore1792 5 лет назад

well Captain Marvel is her super hero name well Shazam is Captain Marvel hes goes by Shazam more than Captain Marvel

@mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702 5 лет назад

I dont get it where is the reference?

@sethheasley9538 5 лет назад

@@mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702 Post-credits in the video.

@MonteCreations 5 лет назад

Thanos: "Oh Come on! Its not my time yet!"

@legomaxrebo8669 5 лет назад

O yea

@legomaxrebo8669 5 лет назад

@ChasehaWing 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel: DON'T CARE!

@DgardsGaming 5 лет назад

Haha

@owenkasaboski6902 5 лет назад

When it's not your time, but you still have to fight.

@NeilNadelman 4 года назад

Thanos's hapless "Aw, come on!" at the end never fails to make me laugh.

@lizardbrick8939 4 года назад

Who else was sad that Cap didn’t throw his shield and say, “language!”

@TamWam_ 4 года назад

Lizard Brick 🧱 yeah

@emiliodelafuentesanchez1947 3 года назад

Meh we know he can't xD

@nikolaspapanagnou2723 2 года назад

Captain America was still on ice.

@thequeenofmemesandroblox7817 2 года назад

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 but time travel!

@noeltrimuel9083 5 лет назад

“Let me Batmansplain this to you” Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

@n1xkks193 5 лет назад

So someone else uses subtitles

@stayfrosty6698 5 лет назад

Nicholas Sendt that was easy to understand

@Spidoor13 5 лет назад

How about "Let me Batman-explain this to you, Superman."?

@shabbarbukhari7200 5 лет назад

LoL

@Bern9917 4 года назад

Because I'm Batman

@natethegreat7821 5 лет назад

“Let me Batmansplain this to you” 😂😂😂

@tylerm6453 5 лет назад

Nathaniel Banton batman went from being the dark knight to being a white knight lol

@AlreadiWon 5 лет назад

I didn't even catch that at first 😂🤣

@danmatasa6648 5 лет назад

lol 😂

@christosvoskresye 5 лет назад

I am absolutely going to have to use that.

@BatmanSays 5 лет назад

Explain?.. Nah... Too main stream

@kurapikapika798 3 года назад

Captain Marvel: Oh... you lying sack of... Captain America: LANGUAGE!

@PrincessToyNerd 3 года назад

Carol punches Steve and says, “Shut up, Army Boy!”

@twusssister8567 3 года назад

*Deadpool

@SMBudge 3 года назад

Drax: How can language lie or be in a sack?

@starstuds 3 года назад

Ok now thats just lazy writing.

@BluePhantom003 3 года назад

Cap didn’t pop up cause he was in ice

@uniformbanjo7402 4 года назад

If goose was in endgame Thanos: ATTACK!! Goose: nom gulp meow Thanos: wtf just happened? He says as he looks around to see that goose just ate his army

@lion037 5 лет назад

2:44 Superman casually using x-ray vision to do a cat-scan...

@FelixIakhos 4 года назад

That is one clever joke sir

@teodorghinea425 4 года назад

Or he just watched the movie

@movieblocks9164 4 года назад

ghinea teodor he did ask if he knew that

@SemlerPDX 4 года назад

Bravo! lol

@frankmueller2781 4 года назад

Crotching kitty, hardened dragon, in a back seat near you.

@Smile71717 5 лет назад

- Now all you need to do is smile for the camera. - IS THAT A PERSONAL ATTACK OR SOMETHING??

@jeneziz4450 5 лет назад

Smile lmao why does that fit so perfectly?!

@battlesheep2552 5 лет назад

A “strong” female hero, everybody!

@Scoot694 5 лет назад

sinwithagrin Calling someone a moron.. Hopefully you’ll soon see the hypocrisy in that.

@erinb1471 5 лет назад

Did you finish watching the video? It's fine. She's not mad and Supes learned something.

@swanpride 5 лет назад

Honestly, after Jessica Jones I actually thought that we wouldn't have to discuss the topic in the fandom anymore. But apparently I was too optimistic.

@baders087 3 года назад

They should do an extended hishe where Captain Marvel shows up in all the movies and saves the day. Defeats Ultron, Hydra, Malekith at the drop of a hat.

@sanefran6482 3 года назад

Don't think CM can defeat Hela...

@BrBill 2 года назад

@@sanefran6482 All it took to defeat Hela was a big animated lava doll

@sanefran6482 2 года назад

@@BrBill in the WWF type story line of Hollywood avengers they nerfed every OP character so human avengers looks good... Of course in that world Hela would behave like a joke teenager..that's not what I am talking abt...

@BrBill 2 года назад

@@sanefran6482 Sure. I guess I just assumed MCU because this video is in regards to that.

@sanefran6482 2 года назад

@CEO of Secularism who are you talking about...Hela or CM??

@silver2therescue1 4 года назад

"Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face."

@sebagonzalezmusic 5 лет назад

Nick Fury to Cap: "The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye" Also Nick Fury: (No one can ever know I trusted an alien cat by putting it too close to my face and was very unnaturally nonchalant after it scratched my left eye, leaving me completely blind in it)

@legomaxrebo8669 5 лет назад

@SG1Mitchell 5 лет назад

I mean he might not have realized that he was going to be permanently blind in it even in the scene where he and Carol are washing dishes. He hasn't even been to a doctor yet at that point. By the time it gets to the final scene of the where he is talking to Coulson and wearing an eyepatch it just is what it is. He can't change it

@bettyblue1986 5 лет назад

Mr. PKG Can you blame him?

@Believin_Stephen 5 лет назад

That exact line ran through my mind in the theatre.

@Boopbeep233 5 лет назад

Lol!

@spektr_ 5 лет назад

Nick Fury: She was kind of the first avenger Captain America: Am I a Joke to you?

@DannyHsn 5 лет назад

No she wasn't

@tonkpils197666 5 лет назад

Captain America "the first avenger"

@sentinel2726 5 лет назад

@Direnta That makes no sense since Captain America's first movie is called Captain America: THE FIRST AVENGER

@jody024 5 лет назад

@@sentinel2726 The MCU doesn't exactly follow the comics.....

@CryptidZeker415 5 лет назад

Captain america is the First mainstream superhero in marvel. He by right should be the one classified as the First Avenger. Not Carol no matter how much people want to push that mentality from an agenda driven scene

@macadamiamochi 3 года назад

“Wait you carry a full cup of coffee in your belt???” “I carry all sorts if things in my belt. Because I’m Batman.” Me: TRUE

@Samuftie 2 года назад

2:38

@srdargo1488 4 года назад

She's like the eagles for the Hobbit/LOTR, she really does solve ALL their problems

@andiilham6227 3 года назад

Lol

@typo1345 5 лет назад

*AND I WILL SPEAK ABOUT SAID BETRAYAL FOR DECADES, GOOSE, UNTIL I AM FULLY SATISFIED!!* We know, Nick, we know.

@MegamanNT 5 лет назад

It's Fury.

@typo1345 5 лет назад

@@MegamanNT I know I know

@Theherooftime61702 5 лет назад

They shall know his FURY

@johanll6321 5 лет назад

Speak, but whatever.

@groot7844 5 лет назад

It's funny that in Winter Soldier he made such a big deal about it, but then it turns out it was just a stretch by a cat (that he already knew was a flercken).

@andrewwise4877 5 лет назад

I liked the part where Captain Marvel's costume changed into Captain Marvel's costume.

@caryquinn42 5 лет назад

Now I can't wait for a Shazam HISHE

@tenryuta 5 лет назад

@@caryquinn42 its going to use power rangers metaphors left and right, and maybe near the center

@allenchamberlain7766 5 лет назад

For those of you who don’t get it back in the old comics Shazam was actually named Captain Marvel but avengers took the name Captain Marvel

@raymondyongho5757 5 лет назад

Shazam called. He wants his custom back.

@Kittymouth 5 лет назад

@@raymondyongho5757 And his name.

@MrGreensweightHist 3 года назад

Whoever is doing the Samuel L Jackson voice is REAL good.

@adityaagarwal6640 3 года назад

Thanos died as he lived: sitting in his chair.

@trentm.364 5 лет назад

1:51 "Let me Batmansplain this to you." I legitimately spit out my coffee at this line haha.

@watercat1302 5 лет назад

You should have saved another full cup in your belt XD

@heiro7572 5 лет назад

"I know it was you, Goose. You broke my heart." -Nick Fury

@troillandford7679 5 лет назад

Ey, ey, woah *distant Italian noises*

@rosesongoku6980 5 лет назад

"GOOSE! Come back! You're still family! GOOOOOOOSE!!!!!"

@jeramahia123 5 лет назад

Its name is supposed to be "Chewie". Carol is a big Star Wars fan in the comics and claims Han Solo is her spirit animal. Why didn't they put THAT in the movie? Give her some CHARACTER!

@garysaini394 3 года назад

I always thought Fury has 3 calls to Captain Marvel, not unlimited.

@shubhangbahadur7112 2 года назад

She’s human pal, not a genie! 😂

@pt2k645 3 года назад

The algorithm brought this to me late, but my head canon is that Fury did page Carol in 2012 where she flew through space to find a Chitauri mothership near a weird portal. She proceeded to demolish the mothership with ease, and at the moment it exploded she’s suddenly hit in the back by a missile seemingly thrown at her by some random robot-dude-looking thing that slipped right back through that weird portal just as it closed up. The annoyed but unharmed Carol shrugged her shoulders and flew away.

@ketchup016 5 лет назад

*Fury:* She's kind of the first Avenger. *Cap:* I thought I was the first Avenger. *1500-year-old Thor:* Am I a joke to you?

@tuannguyenminh864 5 лет назад

You understand wrong but i like your joke dude :))

@bearded17yearold 5 лет назад

Lol

@rapolasra934 5 лет назад

They Are Talking about First to become the Avenger. Not the First one Born Avenger

@Coolz_Pickle 5 лет назад

@Person She wasn't recruited, she went to the earth and said, "Imma gonna help you" and boom

@akashafofo6939 5 лет назад

@@tuannguyenminh864 Then explain. Don't just say that and disappear.

@mediadunce653 5 лет назад

Why didn't Goose appear in Endgame? Why Goose? WHY?

@lydiabarrows5511 5 лет назад

Media Dunce Loki is busy babysitting him

@n-fission2396 5 лет назад

He did in an Audi advertisement for endgame... But that is noncanon

@Speedy-ez9iw 5 лет назад

Lydia Barrows idk wether you know this but uh Loki died in Infinity War

@lydiabarrows5511 5 лет назад

Speedy 3395 he’s faked it before

@Speedy-ez9iw 5 лет назад

Lydia Barrows true but he h

@dolandendra_trumpodi 3 года назад

This is the best 'How It Should Have Ended' video EVERRRRRR

@AbhijitDas_23 3 года назад

3:55 correct decision 😂

@noorkuijpers1346 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel: i am the strongest Batman: no Captain Marvel: why not? Batman: because i'm Batman!

@space1734 5 лет назад

they should've done this

@m16s19 5 лет назад

and I'm rich ...

@adrianccone 5 лет назад

@@m16s19 Yes, the Batfleck line

@onurhanekici700 5 лет назад

Superman: I am stronger than all of you. Batman:No,Because I am Batman.

@BatmanSays 5 лет назад

Because I m batman

@jamesburgess2k 5 лет назад

Whoever you guys have doing Fury's voice is scary accurate, they sound just like Samuel L. Jackson!

@kidkatanatv 5 лет назад

Right? The heck?

@keegannielsen 5 лет назад

Not exactly right but close

@gregoryeason3298 5 лет назад

Its samuel Jackson

@Fulanosabe 5 лет назад

He's in everything.

@soggybiscuits3158 5 лет назад

Furies

@Ch05en0ne 3 года назад

I really liked how you guys planned ahead and actually made a reference (foreshadowing?) for a hishe video you are yet to release. I am talking about superman erasing batman's memory at Ironman 2 hishe.

@Frilabird 4 года назад

Capt Marvel's voice actor's actually sounds like here

@kameshvijay1805 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel: "Oh, You lying Sack of... *Captain America: LANGUAGE*

@cnobu8160 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel:How did you got out

@supercoolmunkee 5 лет назад

*Captain America **_voice muffles:_** LANGUAGE*

@person4029 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel: *Also incinerates the shield*

@arianebolt1575 5 лет назад

Perfection

@brunobrx3599 5 лет назад

@@arianebolt1575 as all things should be

@garybradley912 5 лет назад

The voice actor doing Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury is on point!

@maem7462 5 лет назад

True it really is on point

@Medievalgamer-oh7ru 5 лет назад

I’m now starting too see the resemblance

@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007 5 лет назад

Gary Bradley it IS samuel L jackson they just used technology to make him look younger

@joshcohen29 5 лет назад

@@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007 he means in this video

@JesusHernandez-lf6hp 5 лет назад

Gary Bradley 2 thousandth like

@JLSD17 3 года назад

Verse: did u just tell me I needed to smile?.. Superman: o.o

@calamityapple7398 3 года назад

"Verse". Classic autocorrect moment. It's "Vers".

@amithkm1961 4 года назад

Nice work

@lemuelsambitan6682 5 лет назад

Who's the voice actor of Fury? His imitation is bloody well done *Lowkey hoping that it's actually Samuel L. Jackson*

@ohdogwow2 5 лет назад

Agreed. It would be cool if he's pulling a Ryan Reynolds and is secret voicing like Ryan did with Deadpool all over the internet.

@nanyabiznus4738 5 лет назад

Me too

@resortisland8977 5 лет назад

I thought actors can't legally potray their characters in other pieces that isn't from the company that the character is from. Well I guess I was wrong

@welcometothemetaverse2523 5 лет назад

@@resortisland8977 I think there's a a law that allows any material to be used as long as it's for parody or satire.

@bryanlariviere5702 5 лет назад

@@resortisland8977 It has to be in their contract that they cannot.

@skateandbarkee 5 лет назад

are we gonna talk about how accurate sam jackson’s voice is

@DrFrankenMax 5 лет назад

.....its accurate

@leandrocabrera8442 5 лет назад

It is

@omarelk194 5 лет назад

Are we sure it’s not Sam Jackson. He’d probably do it if they paid him enough.

@Bat-talk 5 лет назад

Omar Elkoton it’s not him

@TheSinfulKnight 5 лет назад

Wait, that wasn't him?

@Lucas-ek2uc Год назад

1:00 Super Cafe timestamp (This is just for me)

@Aplysia 11 месяцев назад

Nice OG Captain Marvell reference at the end!

@rascal342 5 лет назад

“Let me just Bat-mansplain this to you” 😂

@brettjacobson4600 5 лет назад

Should have been 'bat-splain' this to you!

@perfect0edge 5 лет назад

Brett Jacobson it’s “Bat-mansplain”

@Harry-zn7yb 5 лет назад

@@brettjacobson4600 that's the joke man. "Mansplain"

@rascal342 5 лет назад

I’ll fix it since I think it does look better that way. No more batman-splaining.

@neilfg5564 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel : I'm the first Avenger Captain America: Hold my vintage after-shave Thor: Hold my Asgardian beer

@MamaMOB 5 лет назад

Thor wasn't an Avenger until they were already a thing. Being old doesn't make you the first in a group.

@jeremymunene5304 5 лет назад

You mean mead.

@sm1purplmurderedme583 5 лет назад

Neil FG lmao

@Pikachufps3 5 лет назад

Iron Man: Hold my Arc.

@r.shankarashrishsujay2822 5 лет назад

@@MamaMOB shoving something out of nowhere for personal political agenda doesn't really become a part of something original.

@AmericPet 3 года назад

This is so perfect!

@gargimall9023 3 года назад

Man i really love the ending dude that was the awsomest things you have ever done

@mvrt3n3ax72 5 лет назад

So we not gonna talk about the great Samuel L. Jackson impression?

@AustinDavenport 5 лет назад

Mvrt3n 3AX7 thought It was actually him

@Seekerxl 5 лет назад

Same lol felt that was something that needed to be addressed lol

@lapislazuli06 5 лет назад

It was spot on!

@MastaChafa 5 лет назад

Actually each time SLJ appears on HISHE it's the same person doing the voice, so it's great indeed, but we've seen it before many times.

@roberthart2358 4 года назад

I get it because Shazam was called Captain marvel before Shazam

@aahirgh 3 года назад

I was looking for this comment. Somebody gets it. Thank you!

@craigrobinson9180 3 года назад

True

@zwergwuschel 3 года назад

I still call him Captain marvel because I'm so used to it

@JustJanitor 3 года назад

I thought that too! Woohoo im not crazy

@emmanueldariofernandezarci3757 3 года назад

And because he was the first to use that name. Silly DC failed at trademarking it and Marvel decided to benefit from such fail and, un a dickish move, went and too k the name

@jaredguffey1185 3 года назад

I just hope they get decent writers for Captain Marvel 2 and give her a villain she can actually go toe to toe against.

@rasmusfriis19 3 года назад

Shes too OP

@jaxonneven6367 3 года назад

I just hope that there is no captain marvel 2

@sexyyeyo 3 года назад

@@rasmusfriis19 superman is too op too and he gets films.

@mazieglick563 2 года назад

This is my favorite video from this channel.

@Alex_Dul 5 лет назад

"Smile!" Is that a personal attack or something?!

@kozaky32 5 лет назад

@kittybeewillows 5 лет назад

Girls are often told to "smile" just to be prettier. The guy who catcalled her in the movie also told her to "smile". It;s exhausting to the point that it's offensive. Women aren't displays or models to be commanded for smiles

@waluigitime1780 5 лет назад

@@kittybeewillows You sound upset. You should smile.

@hyperonestarcraft 5 лет назад

You mean a "microaggression"

@tomspiegel5322 5 лет назад

People come up with all sorts of reasons to be offended these days.

@shhh8579 5 лет назад

The Nick Fury in this sounds exactly like Samuel L Jackson

@legomaxrebo8669 5 лет назад

Haven't u seen the star was hishi *mace windoo*

@guccigacha4692 5 лет назад

TRUE

@AbsorbedFren 5 лет назад

Yep

@arunjeyanthan3179 5 лет назад

you know right that he is acted by Samuel L Jackson

@naturalone6529 5 лет назад

Maybe it was...

@lindildeev5721 Год назад

I was expecting Fury to lose his other eye.

@Neontronique 4 года назад

I needed this laugh, thank you HISHE!

@zankenfrasher 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel: * blows up ship with Ronan * GOTG: Welp... There goes our movie..

@jan2968 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel: defeats thanos and all the ships Avengers: Welp, there goes our movies

@thehalf-mortalpoet7476 5 лет назад

When ego tries to take control of all planets , captain marvel defeats ego an kill him , GOTG : what the sh#@ , there goes our movie ,again Captain america blasts their ship ,saying " language ! "😹😂😁😀

@tyrannapusandfriends6254 5 лет назад

Zankenfrasher was about to say that

@thehalf-mortalpoet7476 5 лет назад

@@tyrannapusandfriends6254 say what ??

@KingMickeyMouseOoO 5 лет назад

That's just what I was thinking of! Oh man, that was just beautiful! Ronan the Accuser..... GONE!!! Just like that! ^_^

@bigbaddawg101 5 лет назад

Come on! You can't attack Thanos while he's sitting in his chair! It's not his time!

@Joshua-gs8ln 5 лет назад

bigbaddawg101 So true!!!

@LednacekZ 5 лет назад

that is like killing someone on the toilet

@bigbaddawg101 5 лет назад

@@LednacekZ RIP Tywin Lannister

@l0sts0ul89 5 лет назад

@@LednacekZ True

@lamsect 5 лет назад

hes the man in the chair and the only one that there can be

@seankingdon8346 4 года назад

“And you will know my name is Fury as I lay my hands upon thee!”

@ashishparasar1032 3 года назад

Fun fact: She arrived there immediately but in real movie, she arrived hours later. 😲😲

@ChocolatierRob 5 лет назад

Now personally I would have preferred the gag to be that she appears for every catastrophe... several days after they've been resolved. "Look, I am usually very far away. You need to page me sooner and wait!"

@danielcharland1374 5 лет назад

I could get behind that. It's not like she can get there from half-way across the universe or wherever she is in the blink on an eye.

@RandomGirl2005 5 лет назад

That would have been funnier imo XD

@Treviisolion 5 лет назад

It’s possibly why Nick Fury wasn’t paging her in the first place.

@betterlatethannever4529 5 лет назад

You have my vote

@alexeykryuk3560 5 лет назад

Yeah, they really dropped the ball on that one.

@ElizabethSwims 5 лет назад

How “End Game” should have ended Peter Parker: We need a doctor! Is there a doctor in the house?! Dr Strange: I’m a doctor Peter Parker: don’t worry Tony, we have the worlds best doctor right here!

@Belforhir 2 года назад

or use the stones one more time to heal just one person... surely the average avenger could manage that since powerless Tony eradicated Thanos and all of his forces...

@LucianDevine 2 года назад

@@Belforhir Except that the gauntlet was damaged by it's snap and couldn't resize itself to a new wearer. It's of course a little coincidental that Hulk and Thanos have the same hand size, but that's neither here nor there. So Hulk would have to use his messed up arm, since it wouldn't fit anybody else. It's also been speculated that the stones can't actually bring people back from the dead. So when everyone was snapped away they weren't dead, just sort of gone. So that's why the Hulk snap could bring them back but Tony, Gamora, and Natasha can't be brought back to life in the MCU timeline.

@benjaminwahl8059 2 года назад

@@LucianDevine i mean time travel?

@maliq5112 2 года назад

@@LucianDevine what about when thanos used the time stone to bring back vision? is it just bcs he wasnt a "people"?

@LucianDevine 2 года назад

@@maliq5112 That scene is weird for a couple of reasons. We know he didn't take himself back in time, because Wanda and Vision aren't where they were previously. We also know that he didn't just bring Vision back or the stone back, but also undid the explosion. So this means that he also didn't just reverse time in this small ear, or the radius of the explosion would still be...exploded. So the closest I can gather with the evidence presented is that he was able to bring Vision and the stone back like Strange brought back eaten portions of the apple and the torn out pages of the book when he was first experimenting with the stone, and that it brought back a Vision that could speak and gasp because he's likely not, as you said, a person. He is a thing that was built and then given sentience by the mind stone. This reasoning could also explain why he didn't need to use the soul stone to assist in bringing Vision back. We get a clear look at the glove, and the time stone is the only one that's glowing.

@matthewparis907 3 года назад

At least we now know where Goose has been all these films later; jumped off a table and was never seen again

@pkjohnson7477 5 лет назад

that "target demographic" joke at the end is on another level. I commend you for that.

@Haremiark 5 лет назад

I don't get it?

@maritiafeighan7129 5 лет назад

@RK-ep8qy 5 лет назад

PK Johnson the Shazam joke? Sorry I'm a bit lost

@joshuam.6027 5 лет назад

@@RK-ep8qy The "target demographic joke" is because of this: What's the main target demographic of Captain Marvel? Of course, it's mainly for the women and girls (besides the super nerds) Why? Because the film is the first female MCU solo film and the marketing is heavily catered to the female demographic. Simple as that...

@RK-ep8qy 5 лет назад

Joshua Jireh Marasigan I get that but which part of the video referenced and made a joke about that?

@reidadkison402 5 лет назад

Superman: Now all you need to do is smile for the camera. Captain Marvel: Is that, like, a personal attack or something?

@dtester 5 лет назад

Oh great...now she going to steal Superman's motorcycle...

@axelf8557 5 лет назад

Reid Adkison 😂🤣💀

@Saeronor 5 лет назад

@@dtester Now you know why batman was so dark-knighting her. His shit's expensive. What is she going to steal from Superman, anyway? Crypto?

@QuixoteX 5 лет назад

Let me Batmansplain...

@clarecarey2594 5 лет назад

Reid Adkison Still don't get why that's offensive ?

@ChaosRayZero 3 года назад

Surprised I can't find any comments about how at 2:35 Batman has started carrying a spare after that incident with the Justice League and Doctor Destiny. X^D Out of over 13,700 comments, _I can't possibly_ be the first person to make that joke. =^p

@worldwideinterests1 2 года назад

That bit with Thanos at the end was great.

@Midnight2630 5 лет назад

C.Marvel: "What is an emergency to you, Fury?" Fury: "I wasn´t dying in 2012."

@arianebolt1575 5 лет назад

He was dying in 2014...

@Edagui97 4 года назад

In Fury's defense, the Avengers were already on the scene and it would have taken Marvel anything from 15 minutes to 2 years to arrive depending on which part of the universe she was in currently.

@Jordan-vc4cn 4 года назад

@@Edagui97 FURTHER in his defense, if I'm not mistaken, Fury is thinking in a much grander, big picture scale. He only wants to call her when Earth's forces are entirely incapable of combating a threat. Captain Marvel is putting out massive fires across space. Many places she's defending don't have their own team of superheroes like Earth does. To pull her away from all those other people in need of her help when Earth has a perfectly capable task force would be hugely selfish and arguably irresponsible. You can disarm a nuke and hit back against an invading army, be it alien or A.I., with military power or with the Avengers. They may lose, but at least they have a realistic chance to fight back. When it came to the snap? Captain America can't throw his shield at a pile of dust to turn it back onto a person.

@mementomori5580 4 года назад

@@Jordan-vc4cn "Captain America can't throw his shield at a pile of dust to turn it back onto a person." Neither can Captain Marvel.

@Aspartem 4 года назад

@@mementomori5580 Well, duh. Captain Marvel has no shield.

@tanish6298 5 лет назад

Captain Marvel: I’m the first avenger Captain America: Am I joke to you? Thor: Am I a joke to you?

@ilvrfng791 5 лет назад

IKR

@ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад

Carol, you messed up

@shree173 5 лет назад

Captain America is first avanger ,thor has lived thousands of years but he became avanger after he got on earth even Tony was an avanger then

@bobbob5255 5 лет назад

@@shree173 r/whoooosh

@spirosaris1630 5 лет назад

It's about when they were born, but when they joined the institution

@adamizerentertainment6632 3 года назад

I love what u guys do!!!😂😂😂😂✊🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@cameronf.680 Год назад

I love this video so much and it just makes so much sense 😂.

@xmafui3005 5 лет назад

I get it because Shazam was named Captain Marvel.

@sonuneil.9421 5 лет назад

*Marvel.

@charlesnc 5 лет назад

Shazam was named captain marvel way before marvel was even a company when they were Atlas Comics and after a series of laysuits between dc and shazams original creators dc got him but didn't use him for year then marvel started using the name captain Mar-vel and then dc started using the character in the late 70's early 80's calling him the original captain marvel and then marvel comics suied dc and after many years dc and marvel settled and thats why shazam is his name now

@adoraofoborh501 5 лет назад

I heard about that!

@charlesnc 5 лет назад

I think nerd sync did a vid

@adoraofoborh501 5 лет назад

@@charlesnc I think i saw the one by Screen Rant or Film Theories

@ravenwood3695 3 года назад

"batmansplain" XD. Great video!

@sweetnsaltie_8774 4 года назад

This came out on my birthday! CoOl

@georgemitchel23 5 лет назад

Thor was the first Avenger ... Been around for 1500 years

@charlestaylorco8713 5 лет назад

Aliens don’t count to humans lol

@MusicManJoe 5 лет назад

Cliente Promedio he didn’t join the Avengers until after Tony and Steve did.

@royaltycomics 5 лет назад

Oooh...

@nightwalker174 5 лет назад

Cliente Promedio wasn't on Earth

@royaltycomics 5 лет назад

Face it! Thor is the first Avenger. And the second strongest Avenger.

@toomanyoldsports 5 лет назад

“Now all you need to do is smile for the camera.” “Did you just tell me to smile?” 😂

@NotABot55 5 лет назад

"What, got micrometeorites in your teeth? Go have a brush then, we'll wait."

@ranwolf76 5 лет назад

@@Rayito1999 no it's a reference to the movie itself

@bbtank3000 5 лет назад

@@Rayito1999 It's a reference to everyday women in society being told by men to smile whenever they are not smiling. It's offensive because it implies that women are expected to always be smiling, cheerful and happy for men. It's the primitive concept that women are supposed to be serving and pleasing.

@prestonbrower762 5 лет назад

@@Rayito1999 the actress got all triggered after somebody mentioned that Cap. Marvel never smiles in posters. And now it's "sexist" to ask someone to please smile

@The_Greedy_Orphan 5 лет назад

Or it could be a reference to the fact that she acts like a spoilt brat who makes a mountain out of every molehill.

@seancunningham4052 4 года назад

I want a movie of Carol flying through every other Marvel film and just cleaning house.

@probrosau 2 года назад

This is one of the only HISHEs I've ever seen where Batman doesn't have a coffee mug in his hand during a SuperCafé scene for even a moment

@xomanowar3988 5 лет назад

"I'm not sure how I feel about this." Fandom in a nutshell

@Ultrasound700 5 лет назад

@Emerson Corbin Superman isn't terribly written.

@grumpykoalaproduction7843 5 лет назад

@@Ultrasound700 the thing about Superman is he supposibly is this superhuman god who can't be stopped. Meaning he has no flaws and ways for us to relate. I guess it works better in the comics, but if adapted in film? Makes things a whole lot harder. Try to make him relatable, inst Superman, make him Superman, isn't relatable

@charlesramirez587 5 лет назад

@@grumpykoalaproduction7843 Um right... you do realize as a characterization of a superman you basically just take as a given clark kent is the character and superman as what he does, he's a lot easier to write than most people care to admit. He's a chill somewhat dorky journalist kansas boy with a heart of gold, honestly it's not hard to make him Charming or relatable. His problem is purely on poor writing and direction with more recent films.

@Ultrasound700 5 лет назад

@Cloudy/Days That's the case with any comic book character. The comics alone have countless iterations, but I always think of the best versions of a character as the default. Some characters have no good versions, though.

@narutofan08nd12 5 лет назад

@julian Ramirez never understood why people always need a character to be relatable. A character can easily be interesting without me being able to relate if written well

@justthatdamnawesome 5 лет назад

‘Let me batmansplain this for you...’ dead 😂😂😂 Edit: that’s a lot of likes, cheers guys 🤙🏼

@theamateurgamer_7675 5 лет назад

I am SO glad they did that it was HILARIOUS EDIT: removed the word 'But'

@fangal12 5 лет назад

@erni muja 😂😂😂 I kept re-reading that comment because I thought I missed the context. I am so glad you posted this but it was helpful ☺️

@benjiggz 5 лет назад

1,000th like

@factotums 5 лет назад

@erni muja We're not doing it on purpose yet it is intentional.

@rubyling1989 3 года назад

The way talos said you have a full cup of coffee in you belt made me lmao

@jarednil69 4 года назад

The same could be said of Superman! I mean, he can REVERSE TIME!!

@lordmarcel902 3 года назад

Only in the movie from 1978. The Man of Steel Superman can't do this.

@noahr9054 5 лет назад

Good job, you saved the world, and *cancelled guardians of the galaxy*

@CreatorTale 5 лет назад

Because she killed ronan

@tvalokibatman6563 5 лет назад

Creator Tale And she killed guardians of the galaxy

@noahr9054 5 лет назад

@@tvalokibatman6563 no... she didnt

@noahr9054 5 лет назад

@@CreatorTale because without ronan there would be no guardians cuz they wouldnt need to stop anyone

@tvalokibatman6563 5 лет назад

Big Ol' Boof yes she did she killed ronan and how will guardians of the galaxy will meet each other?

@PobonsPing 5 лет назад

4:00 Captain Marvel: Destroys the aliens Avengers: *Are we a joke to you?*

@brightblackgrouse6236 5 лет назад

shes the joke

@merlball8520 5 лет назад

@@brightblackgrouse6236 You mean Carol "Rey" Danvers of the MCU is a joke? How dare you?! *cough* Yet another Mary Sue from Disney *cough*

@ShadowMonarch9557 5 лет назад

😂

@pityuakibunyos9314 5 лет назад

No! Becasuse I’m Batman!

@k9feline2 5 лет назад

@Merl Ball *cough* Batman is the biggest Mary Sue of them all *cough*

@Fenris77 4 года назад

Great vid as allways. 4:52 Oh... Are we hinting at the fact that Marvel practically stole the name Captain Marvel? He he he...

@keandras8584 4 года назад

SHADOWWOLF77 l

@karthikmanoj4689 3 года назад

I like when batman says,' because I'm batman' hahahaha

@mikaelafox6106 5 лет назад

That Shazam at the end. 😂😂 *_Okay, that’s enough of that..._* Is it, Carol? Is it? 😂😂

@nirast2561 5 лет назад

Speaking of, the Shazam! HISHE better end with them in the school cafeteria instead of the super cafe.

@wolfo11 5 лет назад

@@nirast2561 Great idea!

@wessltov 5 лет назад

The kid's shirt was even better

@robosoldier11 5 лет назад

You mean the actual captain marvel? DC captain marvel is true captain marvel.

@conradojavier7547 5 лет назад

@@nirast2561 but Supe's Head must not be shown to Prevent the Mustache to be shown, or Cavill Not Reprising his Role for a Cameo.

@DavidTheJohnson 5 лет назад

In a way, each of the following 4 Avengers are the first. Thor: He's the oldest. Cap: He started heroism in Midgard first. Carol: Fury found her first. Iron Man: He helped kick off the MCU.