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@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад
Didn’t know Michael was their male biology teacher
@suzu5509
@suzu5509 2 года назад
hey
@tracys169
@tracys169 2 года назад
That's why all these students will succeed in the subject!
@wingnightbackwards
@wingnightbackwards 2 года назад
Why do you think we bought him the poster
@chrysos
@chrysos 2 года назад
Is there something you dont watch ?
@unbelievebale777
@unbelievebale777 2 года назад
Toast doing the chinese accent is just pure entertainment gold
@mandymany125
@mandymany125 2 года назад
istg Everytime Michael is on someone's stream, the stream gets funnier.
@ha_joker_ha6337
@ha_joker_ha6337 2 года назад
He’s not gona fuck you dude
@TonyNguyenJD
@TonyNguyenJD 2 года назад
@@ha_joker_ha6337 Let us dream
@yimkumerjamz1225
@yimkumerjamz1225 2 года назад
@@ha_joker_ha6337 yeah we can all pray
@monmon-np3tr
@monmon-np3tr 2 года назад
@@ha_joker_ha6337 i wish he would. its not gay right RIGHT!!
@someweebinthecommentsectio7719
@someweebinthecommentsectio7719 2 года назад
@@ha_joker_ha6337 😭😭Don't do us like that
@Max-zf5lk
@Max-zf5lk 2 года назад
MICHEAL IS LEAKING OUR SECRETS
@erikcorr3261
@erikcorr3261 2 года назад
Literally 🤣
@p_x_
@p_x_ 2 года назад
Give it a good shake and it'll stop leaking.
@sighchedelic7939
@sighchedelic7939 2 года назад
@@p_x_ actual good one
@FireWyvern870
@FireWyvern870 2 года назад
@@p_x_ make sure you don't do it more than 3 times
@evandover3513
@evandover3513 2 года назад
WE GOT AN OP BOIS
@bobasimp9610
@bobasimp9610 2 года назад
Toast becoming a TV is just the start of OTV turning all of its members into TVs
@ChunyGurl
@ChunyGurl 2 года назад
I like that they've been doing IRL streams because of Toasts backpack, gotta get your money's worth XD Also that podcast was enjoyable, they should have random talking sessions with a big group.
@sewergang3460
@sewergang3460 2 года назад
Who streamed the podcast?
@khaliahp
@khaliahp 2 года назад
@@sewergang3460 Wendy
@donovanwilson840
@donovanwilson840 2 года назад
You should use syk’s plot armor to protect yourself then ditch him at the last minute
@jaymarcnojada4200
@jaymarcnojada4200 2 года назад
but he'll survive and you'll die because you ditched, removing the plot armor you had
@donovanwilson840
@donovanwilson840 2 года назад
@@jaymarcnojada4200 meet up with him again afterwards
@literallyjustisaac3521
@literallyjustisaac3521 2 года назад
But he’ll still survive and go on a revenge arc
@dragofand
@dragofand 2 года назад
That only has 2 outcomes. A, you all die and he thinks you sacrificed yourselves to save him. Now you are dead and he is just more motivated. B, you survive and he survives. Now he wants revenge on you for betraying him.
@noobamazing
@noobamazing 2 года назад
Girl zombies obviously won't be into him and guy zombies will just simp for him rather than attacking.
@regular_man2779
@regular_man2779 2 года назад
I'm proud of Michael He could've said anything but he chose the truth
@regular_man2779
@regular_man2779 2 года назад
He could've said "oh we peel it back and it runs out like a funnel"
@iweird7594
@iweird7594 Месяц назад
@@regular_man2779 but... thats normal. right? RIGH?!
@renzpaulfababeir7390
@renzpaulfababeir7390 2 года назад
I was actually getting ready for a jumpscare on the last clip lol
@DamnCyrus
@DamnCyrus 2 года назад
Michael and Lily both lunge from behind the freezer(?) next to the treadmill
@T404-i9w
@T404-i9w 2 года назад
Saaame
@johngrimm2074
@johngrimm2074 2 года назад
If anyone does a "down to the ankle", while they're peeing beside me, I'm going tk assume their either mentally challenged, or psychopaths.
@BlindedMan
@BlindedMan 2 года назад
Asserting dominance
@samwithasceptile801
@samwithasceptile801 2 года назад
Or they've got a GAWDDAMN Bigass Schlong.
@simonair
@simonair 2 года назад
High?
@cylnder
@cylnder 2 года назад
@@samwithasceptile801 magnum donger
@AidanHg
@AidanHg 2 года назад
"Oh Jesus! You're all getting eaten alive! Oh Jesus! Hahaha *covering mouth while laughing* Jesus!" Definitely how the apocalypse would go down with Sykkuno
@yourfavoriteimpure6898
@yourfavoriteimpure6898 2 года назад
Holy shit, I can't tell the difference between Miyoung's Yvonne and the actual one
@ladislaocapule4834
@ladislaocapule4834 2 года назад
Michael never cease to amaze me. He can answer all the question with out of the blue and then it will you that wow it make sense.
@AWanderingSwordsman
@AWanderingSwordsman 2 года назад
Lol the female cop "I could pay for the mustache oil!" right as it cuts off. Brilliant.
@jonathanstone450
@jonathanstone450 2 года назад
Michael: “Do you guys need to see me piss??”
@Abzanafenza
@Abzanafenza 2 года назад
Yuno making Clear a bank robber is top tier
@sleepkuh7498
@sleepkuh7498 2 года назад
the way toast introduces himself as a tv is a Rick & Morty reference right? *I turned myself into a pickle morty*
@creampye7975
@creampye7975 2 года назад
I thought they will add the clip of scarra cleaning his keyboard under the sink
@fdthqwerty
@fdthqwerty 2 года назад
Yvonne's mom lives in her basement, how the tables have turned
@Krjwzhr
@Krjwzhr 2 года назад
Okay but the whole “you don’t have to wash your hands after you pee” is what gets me. Like you’re touching it at some point right? Either when you take it out, aim, shake, or to put it back in. Or just in general if you’re touching the handle to flush, that’s germs? And then the whole not wiping? Like shaking wouldn’t get it all off? Idk the whole male bathroom experience is wild to me lol
@annakroft7019
@annakroft7019 2 года назад
the trick is you cant see germs
@applecat850
@applecat850 2 года назад
Not washing hands after going to the bathroom isn't a guy thing, that's just toast
@DarkSun123456789
@DarkSun123456789 2 года назад
@@applecat850 Nah, i have guys at work that either don't wash their hands at all or have the water running for such a short time they 100% didn't even get their entire hands wet, not to mention using that thing called soap. I always use paper towels to open the bathroom door when exiting because imo it's just disgusting, especially when you work in a big office with multiple people using the same printer etc.
@shadowgame0630
@shadowgame0630 2 года назад
@@DarkSun123456789 tbf washing your hands thoroughly when you only touched the flush with the tip of youe finger is like using a nuke to kill an ant. Also not all germs are harmful, but you're free to feel disgust towards anything
@kodyplatt5693
@kodyplatt5693 2 года назад
The shaking is to get it all out of the tube
@StormClaws7
@StormClaws7 2 года назад
the thing about the sykkuno pick tho, you thought you were being smart for not picking him but in reality you would somehow end up still picking him and he survived as the last guy anyway
@TheOriginalCheeseballs
@TheOriginalCheeseballs 2 года назад
He turned himself into a TV! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!
@Golgiaparatus2
@Golgiaparatus2 2 года назад
Bro i dab the tip 100% of the time. There's no way you get rid of all the pee just by shaking
@leonardocamilio1206
@leonardocamilio1206 2 года назад
Dabbing the tip is always necessary
@sal2399
@sal2399 2 года назад
its more 50/50 like first up how u using toilet paper if ur using a urinal
@blacknote05
@blacknote05 2 года назад
Just shake the thing
@Golgiaparatus2
@Golgiaparatus2 2 года назад
@@sal2399 im not at the urinal 50% of the time lol. I work from home
@tatonne14
@tatonne14 2 года назад
@@Golgiaparatus2 Not being at a urinal 50% of the time means that the other 50% of the time you ARE at a urinal
@llamaloner
@llamaloner 2 года назад
wait that’s literally evon shes even doing the gremlin stance 3:56
@NUGGet-3562
@NUGGet-3562 2 года назад
As a guy, that whole first clip made perfect sense to me, but now has me with several questions about the other side lol
@harrymu148
@harrymu148 2 года назад
"just shake it" HELICOPTER HELIKOPTER
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata 2 года назад
I'm going to need the full clip of Michael educating the ladies on how guys pee.
@H3rmit_
@H3rmit_ 2 года назад
I was just WAITING for Brodin to come out from around the corner of the basement all unwashed and filthy and go "can I come out yet?" (the joke being, he's the editor they keep jailed in the basement.)
@selenalee5654
@selenalee5654 2 года назад
4:17 Poki saying ‘Its in a hexagon so like its not in a full picture’ got me dying 😂
@nezikaile9067
@nezikaile9067 2 года назад
I expected Michael to jump around the corner in a menacing pose at the end.
@ol1mar
@ol1mar 2 года назад
Hearing how genuinely annoyed Poki sounded in that last clip of her made me sad, you can tell she's just had enough of all the bullshit from these people
@raf8474
@raf8474 2 года назад
lol this is what girls sound like! transition to evon low ass monotone voice. Editing top notch Lets gooo
@trainzguy2472
@trainzguy2472 2 года назад
On the last clip I was expecting a "What is up guys it's Sykkuno here"
@nietfier
@nietfier 2 года назад
Michael joins the rebellion. The council will fall
@PewDiePieFqn56
@PewDiePieFqn56 2 года назад
Can't believe I've missed the pee stream
@Khy_r
@Khy_r 2 года назад
i dont shake it i squeeze it like a gogurt
@Vyadin
@Vyadin 2 года назад
you don't even have to pull down, that's what the holes are for!
@wongcayven9893
@wongcayven9893 2 года назад
You psychopath
@VolkariaVT
@VolkariaVT 2 года назад
Imagine a whole video of Toast just speaking chinese.
@seadevildancer
@seadevildancer 2 года назад
7:35 is like the beginning of a horror movie. It is always a basement like that which is haunted.
@hawesomedelasauce
@hawesomedelasauce 2 года назад
People who pulled their pants to their ankles got bullied out of it on their first day of school
@SirStrugglesAlot
@SirStrugglesAlot 2 года назад
Is it weird that I wipe instead of the shake when I pee when I'm home ?
@okamicharlie6583
@okamicharlie6583 2 года назад
I do both lol you shake and then you dab the tip
@cardprophecy97
@cardprophecy97 2 года назад
I’m just glad the comments don’t have people debating standing up or sitting down to wipe
@DamnCyrus
@DamnCyrus 2 года назад
@sadpsycho8593
@sadpsycho8593 2 года назад
Luca and Vox from Nijisanji was talking about the after pissing thing to Reimu, and it was epic 2v1 nonsense.
@LockeyThirteenYuuYA
@LockeyThirteenYuuYA 2 года назад
It's good that they didn't ask Toast or Jummy about those stuffs lmao.
@relbuod6171
@relbuod6171 2 года назад
5:45 poki... your his only example of a women's voice
@nodata6044
@nodata6044 2 года назад
This man is selling us out
@Chara_aa
@Chara_aa 2 года назад
Toast: (turns into TV) Me: what in the Undertale-?
@akmahdi616
@akmahdi616 2 года назад
7:37 "this is where we keep Yuno"😨
@WanderTheNomad
@WanderTheNomad 2 года назад
I thought that's where they kept the dead bodies of all the previous Somis
@BlackipinoGambino
@BlackipinoGambino 2 года назад
evon doing the badger dance in sims 💀😂
@NawfsideMarc
@NawfsideMarc 2 года назад
7:36 this is where we keep all the children
@hoseoksgf
@hoseoksgf 2 года назад
Leslie was unhinged during the podcast 💀
@Xysseus
@Xysseus 2 года назад
We all love Toast in outdoor vlogs, master troll of all, gotta love it -- and and and badass Poki is so rare, that when you see her literally go off, its so funny LMFAO; whoever that person was in chat about squeaky voices, wtf you had it coming man ahahaha
@roncalalang3585
@roncalalang3585 2 года назад
Michael is limit testing armies hahaha
@fellowgmers932
@fellowgmers932 2 года назад
I perform Nft raids on the daily using my kidizoom duo
@SpiritSlayer1
@SpiritSlayer1 2 года назад
338,365 views, 18k likes, 285 comments, 636k subscribers. Nice!!
@legotrainfan460119
@legotrainfan460119 2 года назад
The whole apocalypse discussion really gets me in the mood to see these folks try to play through Death Road to Canada.
@literalidiotiguess5688
@literalidiotiguess5688 2 года назад
I agree with michael. We do infact dab the tip with the square
@jovi_petra
@jovi_petra 2 года назад
Can anyone link me someone's vod when they're talking about nft? It felt like a fun podcast with otv&f
@nicktheanticlause1313
@nicktheanticlause1313 2 года назад
Did Mina have some edibles before you went to the grocery store? Cause crying at baby apples and really wanting hot dogs sounds like some high people shiz...
@Sanskar_S_Ratnawat
@Sanskar_S_Ratnawat 2 года назад
Michael: Yes, I can all these questions... I do not feel uncomfortable at all *sarcasm*
@xRiizo
@xRiizo 2 года назад
this was great!
@deborahalice
@deborahalice 2 года назад
Me in sweden - those are normal ass apples.
@victoriawise550
@victoriawise550 2 года назад
i was just wondering when the next otv & friends vid would be posted and then you posted yay! pls these clips like always are hilarious! michael always makes it in these vids but as he should because he is always so funny being his authentic self. miyoung also has been in a lot of clips lately too we love that for her.
@katarzynan3724
@katarzynan3724 2 года назад
what do you mean "baby apples" theese are normal size apples
@nogamingz2785
@nogamingz2785 2 года назад
Toast will like this kind of topic
@jordanrettich5999
@jordanrettich5999 2 года назад
next time I go pee I'm taking my pants all the way off 😂
@arithblue
@arithblue 2 года назад
they went from talking about NFTs into talking about NTR
@TetraSky
@TetraSky 2 года назад
So... I live in Canada. I'm used to having high prices for food... But my bacon cost $6 CAD for the same amount as yours for $7.50 USD... Same as the sausages and what not. I though the US was supposed to have lower prices, what gives.
@Villiins
@Villiins 2 года назад
Different states maybe?
@gohunt001-5
@gohunt001-5 2 года назад
Higher wages means higher cost of living i guess, since sellers can afford charging more for their products
@yeon_ster
@yeon_ster 2 года назад
Idk what part of the U.S. ur thinking about, but everything in LA is more expensive
@tahmidazam4597
@tahmidazam4597 2 года назад
Sykkuno living in that basement
@CharlieCabralos
@CharlieCabralos 2 года назад
Who do all of the OTV peeps live with now? All i know is who lily and poki are with
@TheOfficialoddity
@TheOfficialoddity 2 года назад
6:48 was that 4T?
@BradLoyo
@BradLoyo 2 года назад
not all women sound like poki, her voice has a certain pitch and loudness that is actually hurts my ears. I don't have a problem with her at all just saying.
@microwavecumlaude
@microwavecumlaude 2 года назад
6:06 Seanic has not aged a day 🤯
@babymetalic
@babymetalic 2 года назад
it's not "they don't need to wipe" it's that they choose not to bc.. who knows
@labtec514
@labtec514 2 года назад
It's concerning that multiple adults apparently legit didn't know how men urinate
@corro202
@corro202 2 года назад
Awesome content.
@Paper_Brain
@Paper_Brain 2 года назад
I feel like a poki viewer not knowing what a girl even sounds like is the most ironic thing I've ever seen
@RedTobu
@RedTobu 2 года назад
Micheal out here representing the male gender
@arimamira
@arimamira 2 года назад
5:11 I can’t breathe 😭
@vor0g
@vor0g 2 года назад
Everything Mykull said awas true about peeing he should teach everyone how to pee as a male
@Avalanchanime
@Avalanchanime 2 года назад
Poki's hihihihihi was so cute lmao xd
@TheBigdan217
@TheBigdan217 2 года назад
This dude just don't take care of himself
@alvaomega56
@alvaomega56 2 года назад
who’s that guy beside yvonne when she holding the vegetables
@Keonyn
@Keonyn 2 года назад
A friend of hers. I believe she said his name is Gavin but I may be remembering incorrectly.
@thientanle5642
@thientanle5642 2 года назад
Damn the 1st one kinda true I can't argue anything about that
@breakingbad3995
@breakingbad3995 2 года назад
Something happen with my foreskin, it got tight close to the tip. I’m not circumcised. Long story short, I pee sitting down now and I dab the tip. It just goes all over the place if I pee like regular, man. Huh, I actually think is better to pee sitting down cause also unlike my brother I don’t completely miss and get pee all over the seat. I do have to clean it with tissues before I seat. In public toilets I hover over the seat.
@dis-topia
@dis-topia 2 года назад
6:02 Poki: wtf do girls voices sound like!! Sova: Die😐
@skydragoncodm9715
@skydragoncodm9715 2 года назад
To be honest I shake mine but I use toilet paper
@Ptatoo
@Ptatoo 2 года назад
He turned himself into a tv... funniest shit ive ever seen
@jamellipinski1286
@jamellipinski1286 2 года назад
4:03 had me dying!!!!!
@LotsOfLove4Music
@LotsOfLove4Music 2 года назад
7:01 toast thinking in chinese
@Bigbadkel
@Bigbadkel 2 года назад
Woooooo the return
@insertgenericusernamehere2402
@insertgenericusernamehere2402 2 года назад
Us Foreskin guys have to wipe. Us Hooded avengers are cleaner though....
@antediluviano
@antediluviano 2 года назад
IM DAYING LMAOOOOOO 6:47
@jhinjahat7057
@jhinjahat7057 2 года назад
oohh i hope toast make that chinese malaysian accent character like uncle roger, its awesome.
@marcusthegreat7134
@marcusthegreat7134 2 года назад
i always dap the tip, i was taught young. Most guys dont know they should do it, altho its not necessary
@UaenOnce
@UaenOnce 2 года назад
Holy sh** Michael calm down hahahahaha
@kuroe1460
@kuroe1460 2 года назад
5:30 what game they playing?
@CharlieSmurffy
@CharlieSmurffy 2 года назад
did she really call hotdogs...... sausages.......
@mindblowing8672
@mindblowing8672 2 года назад
Bro no one saw someone in yvonn closet where she showed the basement?
@derek7284
@derek7284 2 года назад
I can’t wait till Poki isn’t a part of OTV
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