How guys DM girls on Instagram 

@Busters Verden i actually laughed out loud to this comment

@@papichulo08 thanks man, my comment was deleted though

New phone, who dis?

I got you girl

I'll do it

Literally me with my girl lol.

“So funny, classic sexism”

Me and my bf always did that

you have to wait for your girlfriend to be with her girlfriends, and then you text her this.

😍😍😍😍

Zooming in and stretching the image

Hi

wide lens ahaaaa

Ultra *t h i c c*

Is that considered realistic irritation, or being irritating on a realistic scale?

I think this is a call-back to another video they did (w/ drink shaking). Am I right? If yes, then what video was that? 😅

They've all collabed but I 100000% agree and hope they do more

Add longbeachgriffy to the equation and you got quality entertainment for decades

@@josuenataren4806 nah

@@josuenataren4806 Also Big Jahh

i just tried it and it actually works lol

not for me what did i do wrong help

Woah I tried this and it like makes the video go faster!. Super cool tip!

Big if true

@@theoneandonlyravioli2985 anthony roum?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

plz send me long DMs i would love that

@@Cherdleys Schizoanalysis From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigationJump to search Schizoanalysis (French: schizanalyse; schizo- from Greek σχίζειν skhizein, meaning "to split") is a set of theories and techniques developed by philosopher Gilles Deleuze and psychoanalyst Félix Guattari, first expounded in their book Anti-Oedipus (1972) and continued in their follow-up work, A Thousand Plateaus (1980). The practice acquires many different definitions during the course of its development in their collaborative work and individually in the work of Guattari, and is distinct from the practice of psychoanalysis. Schizoanalysis "is at once a transcendental and a materialist analysis"[1] dealing with the real and yet nonfigurative aspects of the unconscious. In his work Chaosmosis, Guattari explains that "rather than moving in the direction of reductionist modifications which simplify the complex", schizoanalysis "will work towards its complexification, its processual enrichment, towards the consistency of its virtual lines of bifurcation and differentiation, in short towards its ontological heterogeneity".[2] Contents 1 Evolution of the idea 2 Concepts 2.1 Body without organs 2.2 Four functors 3 Legacy 3.1 Nick Land 4 See also 5 References 6 Sources Evolution of the idea Schizoanalysis was developed over a long period of time as a response to the perceived shortcomings in the basic premises of psychoanalytic practice and as the culmination of Guattari's work with institutional psychotherapy at the La Borde clinic. Guattari was directly confronted with such problems in the work of Sigmund Freud-namely, the use of the Oedipus complex as a starting point for the analysis, and the authoritarian role of the psychoanalyst in relationship to the patient. Guattari was interested in a practice that could derive from given systems of enunciation and preexisting subjective structures new "assemblages [agencements] of enunciation" capable of forging new coordinates of analysis and to bring into existence unforeseen propositions and representations. By the time of "Five Propositions on Psychoanalysis" (1973),[3] Deleuze said "we no longer want to talk about schizoanalysis, because that would amount to protecting a particular type of escape, schizophrenic escape". Concepts Deleuze and Guattari write in the fourth chapter of Anti-Oedipus, "Introduction to Schizoanalysis", that in effect, schizoanalysis asks "What are your desiring-machines, what do you put into these machines, what is the output, how does it work, what are your nonhuman sexes?".[4] Deleuze and Guattari develop four theses of schizoanalysis: Every unconscious libidinal investment is social and bears upon a socio-historical field. Unconscious libidinal investments of group or desire are distinct from preconscious investments of class or interest. Non-familial libidinal investments of the social field are primary in relation to familial investments. Social libidinal investments are distinguished according to two poles: a paranoiac, reactionary, fascisizing pole and a schizoid revolutionary pole. Body without organs The body without organs is a central concept in schizoanalysis; Deleuze and Guattari write in A Thousand Plateaus that it is "the only practical object of schizoanalysis".[5] It is "the unproductive, the sterile, the unengendered, the unconsumable",[6] a disorganized body of loose and erratic desires that they strongly identify with schizophrenia, as well as masochism and repressed forms of love, and that they compare in Anti-Oedipus to a desert of sorts. Bodies without organs are produced by the unconscious when desiring-production achieves its third nonproductive stage; a body without organs is "produced as a whole, but in its own particular place within the process of production, alongside the parts that it neither unifies nor totalizes."[7] Deleuze writes in The Logic of Sense (1969) that "a body without organs, with neither mouth nor anus, having given up all introjection or projection, and being complete, at this price",[8] is "closed on a full depth without limits and without exteriority."[9] Four functors The four functors are concepts within a clinical model of the unconscious, laid out in the following schema: Territories: finite existential subjectifications Universes of value: virtual incorporeal alterifications Fluxes: material, energetic and semiotic transformations Phylums: concrete and abstract evolution of machines The territory is the object of deterritorialization and reterritorialization, while the flux and phylum are the components of abstract machines. With these functors, there are four circular components that bud and form rhizomes:[10] The generative component: the study of concrete mixed semiotics; their mixtures and variations, making a tracing of the mixed semiotics The transformational component: the study of pure semiotics; their transformations-translations and the creation of new semiotics, making the transformational map of the regimes, with their possibilities for translation and creation, for budding along the lines of the tracings The diagrammatic component: the study of abstract machines, from the standpoint of semiotically unformed matters in relation to physically unformed matters, making the diagram of the abstract machines that are in play in each case, either as potentialities or as effective emergences The machinic component: the study of the assemblages that effectuate abstract machines, simultaneously semiotizing matters of expression and physicalizing matters of content, outlining the program of the assemblages that distribute everything and bring a circulation of movement with alternatives, jumps, and mutations Legacy Nick Land British philosopher and theorist Nick Land, whose critical work and experimental texts in the 1990s frequently cited from Deleuze and Guattari, has written that "schizoanalysis shares in the delicious irresponsibility of everything anarchic, inundating and harshly impersonal."[11] In his 1992 essay "Circuitries", Land describes the practice of schizoanalysis as a prescient method of analysis, and writes that it "was only possible because we are hurtling into the first globally integrated insanity: politics is obsolete. Capitalism and Schizophrenia hacked into a future that programs it down to its punctuation, connecting with the imminent inevitability of viral revolution, soft fusion."[12] Land's later work in the 1990s, associated with the Cybernetic Culture Research Unit, also further reinterpreted and developed schizoanalysis in terms of cybernetics, cyberpunk aesthetics and occultism, most prominently in his 1995 essay "Meltdown": Machinic Synthesis. Deleuzoguattarian schizoanalysis comes from the future. It is already engaging with nonlinear nano-engineering runaway in 1972; differentiating molecular or neotropic machineries from molar or entropic aggregates of nonassembled particles; functional connectivity from antiproductive static. Philosophy has an affinity with despotism, due to its predilection for Platonic-fascist top-down solutions that always screw up viciously. Schizoanalysis works differently. It avoids Ideas, and sticks to diagrams: networking software for accessing bodies without organs. BwOs, machinic singularities, or tractor fields emerge through the combination of parts with (rather than into) their whole; arranging composite individuations in a virtual/actual circuit. They are additive rather than substitutive, and immanent rather than transcendent: executed by functional complexes of currents, switches, and loops, caught in scaling reverberations, and fleeing through intercommunications, from the level of the integrated planetary system to that of atomic assemblages. Multiplicities captured by singularities interconnect as desiring-machines; dissipating entropy by dissociating flows, and recycling their machinism as self-assembling chronogenic circuitry.[13] See also Anti-psychiatry Body without organs Capitalism and Schizophrenia Desiring-production Institutional psychotherapy Multiplicity Plane of immanence Rhizome

@@marcelldavis8327 thanks tuts

@@marcelldavis8327 bro I been reading about affect theory and deleuze all week, I take one break and you bring this here. Bruh.

I like your last name bro

Sounds complicated and harmful probably

There was a Trevor Wallace/Longbeach Griffy one a few months ago

@@pluto6383 I watched it as soon as I saw the thumbnail for it. Epic as per usual.

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear quin

@@AxxLAfriku get a life dude stop piggybacking off of other RU-vid videos

Pretty accurate tbh

LOL

Incredible rationalization. I know a guy who does coke and I do it with him.

Bob... Is that you?

Hey man, me again. please paint me something.

@@nicowastaken6826 sure

🐐

You're so wholesome Bob.

Yes

27 - 5 = recently.

@@brittneyraeallday I actually didn't know that

*shake* *shake* *shake* cup of ICE! sooo sad :)

Childhood trauma ages like a fine wine... as in slowly and with great bitterness. I was actually pretty impressed with her marriage detection, though. Kinda solidifies her state of mind. That and her bangs are cute, which is totally relevant, somehow. Hmm. I really spelled that out for ya, didn't I?

First

No

Second

Hi

Third

There was no Ryan or trevor

@@feedmy.addiction alright so I guess it's a bit more like Civil War than Infinity War

@@kylemckiernan1445 YEP it's not an infinity war without our heavy hitters

@@feedmy.addiction one day.... One day.

Hi

I will :)

@megakatten

@idonthaveinsta

reverse card :P

Pretty much this.

Make a fake account it works really easily

Yeah what they said, just ask a friend if you can use some pictures for a fake account, ppl need to see how bad it is

Literally this, I'm not even exaggerating

My ex was popular and it's pretty much this

Same. Best new talent in a minute.

Yesssss

Loser lol

she kinda reminds me of Pete Davidson hahaha

Skatie is a chad

Oh my God!

Correction: You *don't want to* unsee Amanda as Sharon aka Stepmom

I come from the future and... I can't unsee Amanda as the "older woman" in the "what it's like dating an older girl" video O.O

and relatable

Being a guy is so boring. We never get any of those DM's. 😁

I've gotten plenty of weird fetish girls idk what ur talking about.

Ever made 4 and a half dollars🤣

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Caralho, vc por aqui

Protip for future videos - change settings and set playback speed to 0.5

@@sadmermaid will give that a try next time! Thanks.

even better protip - the , and . buttons move it 1 frame at a time in either direction, so you can get even a single frame

"I hate the kingdom! I hate the dated ways of the kingdom!"

Truth. Probably why men are almost twice as likely to commit suicide...

@@dereksalgat9625 women are more likely to try, men are just better at succeeding

@@solus8685 if someone "try" to suicide, he probably dident really tried. I mean its not complicated just jump from a window or something... probably attention seeking.

@@איןשם-כ8נ wow, attempts of suicide is attention seeking. You don't care of male suicide numbers you're just a sad, lonely misogynist

@@איןשם-כ8נ it's quite hard to do yourself in. Look how many executions are messed up in the US