How I Beat The Most Addicting Bloons Game 

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Can we appreciate how little effort Dragoon puts into his videos.

legend has it that once you reach the final arena you face the final boss: A Seven Year-old

the fact that he didn't optimize where he placed his towers caused my entire neighborhood physical pain

Banger Raid video, you should put less bloons in it tho

The fact he didnt realize a specific bloon could spawn so early literally caused me to get stage 6 ball cancer

I love the fact that he thinks the shorter maps are easier and longer ones are harder 💀

the fact he didnt send grouped bloons for more econ caused mental trauma to myself😭😭

The fact that dragoon exists gives me metaphysical pain

The fact that dragoon didn't use dall-e 2 to create new Bloons that are easily popable gives me PHYSICAL PAIN

The fact that Morgan wasn't the final boss of RAID: shadow legends gives me PHYSICAL PAIN

I liked the part where Dragoon said "It's Bloons tower defensing time!" And started Bloons tower defensing all the Morgan clones. Definitely one of the RU-vidrs of all time.

The fact that dragoon isn’t even the highest ranking in under an hour gives me existential pain

“We have the technology to have players always see themselves on the left” I’m so glad someone brought this up. I hate it in a game where you have identical teams, and yet it desides that you will be blue, when you where red last game. Just give players the option to always be one if they pick

The fact that you lost at all is literally causing me physical pain. I'm writhing in my bed because you lost one

The fact that dragoon said the f word and dra2oon didn't tell him off gives me PHYSICAL PAIN

the fact you couldnt beat everyone faster causes me PHYSICAL pain

The fact that he didn't tell how to to evade taxes causes me physical pain.

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. - [ ] This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough

Dragoon is coming out of his shell to give us another banger video

Dragoon is slowly becoming Morgan, as he progressively begins to insult anyone who loses to him for being bad

The fact he is not using hotkeys for sending bloons hurts me inside.

“I accidentally scored with a pass” -dragoon, that shit goes hard for no reason

The fact that in the tutorial he placed Quincy and started crying gives me PHYSICAL healing

there is nothing I love more than seeing dragoon play a stupid game like its a military battle simulator

Didn't expect this but we all needed this

I see dragoon has impeccable pronunciation of “awreo”

The fact that dragoon hasn’t 100% every existing game in every country literally brings me physical and mental pain

The fact that you didn't even get to top 3 on hall of masters physically pains me

7:02 Can we just appreciate this pun? 👏

7:21 I AM FOREVER IMMORTALIZED IN A DRAGOON VIDEO. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE EVEN THOUGH NOBODY WILL BELIEVE IT

the fact that Dragoon has a channel is causing death itself pain physically and mentally.

You must become the ultimate mortar monkey player

That Quincy placement in the first game pains me so much

Great video! You’ll get better at the game soon :)

absolute legend good video I even sort of forgot that you made clicker and Minecraft videos

i just watched a sponsored section without realising it what wizardry is this

Dear diary, Today my aunt and her husband got a new house. They moved in and they’re living the best life, but mine had only been disappointing. Dragoon hasn’t posted his video rapping alphabet aerobics. This has caused me major mental damage and has put me into spiraling depression. Diary, i might end it all. If he doesn’t post, I might be too sad to go on. I still try, i still put in effort but change doesn’t happen. Diary, you are the only thing i can trust. Thanks you for everything. -Sebra

3:45 'Then I swapped to green' He says while clicking the pink balloons

3:48 "then i swapped on green" *proceeds to spam click on pink*

The fact that you didn't send grouped balloons for more eco caused me physical pain 😂😂

I didnt allow you to record me.

Ngl I can just binge you videos for ever your stuff always makes me laugh nice job dude

Jeff is gonna make living an Amazon Prime exclusive

I was waiting for this video

It is surprising that Dragoon posted 4 times in a month. Because he’s, well dragoon

Great video dragoon! 😊

The fact that at least 40% of dragoons comments are about physical pain gives me physical AND mental pain...

The fact that you can’t become number 1 in Bloons td battles 2 causes me physical pain. L+Bozo+Ratio

Another banger video You're so good at everything and anything You're the absolute best

i actually love this video, couldn't stop laughing the entire time so thank you

You deserve to get sponsored more. Its the most entertaining part of the vid

This was a very nice video with a truly positive impact on my life

u sweared love ur vids bro keep up the good work

2:43 got me feeling some sort of way.

Thanks for the great video 👍

ayo dragoon swore. Dragoon everyone of ur videos have brung a smaile to my face thank you for the effort u put into these videos

The fact that dragoon uses monkeys as his slaves to beat kids gives me "dragon noise" and physical pain and the same time...

I got depresion and broke all my bones twice watching this that’s how much physical pain this gives me

Your eco strategy gives me physical pain

I literally have 0:10 - the Minecraft hobbit hole video saved to my watch later and I’m literally halfway done building it in my world… that’s crazy

the fact that dragoon used quincy gives me physical pain

Great vid dude

the fact that he is getting bullied by morgan is making me in psychal pain

love your videos, it always makes me laugh

you not putting the towers in the pixel-perfect spot and sending bloons at the exact best femtosecond gives me extreme physical pain

Dragoon: i am half way to max rank me who actually knows that reaching the max rank is a pain in the ass and even with meta strats and sweaty farming: extream doubt noises

10:45 "Polska górą!"- Mariusz Pudzianowski

I would love to see dragoon struggle in minecraft but watching him struggle and screaming at a kids game about balloons is more entertaining

Dragoon is so entertaining I even watch the advert segments

I was so addicted to the first btd battles like every day was spent on it

the fact that morgan exists causes me phisical pain

The return of Morgan Ellis 😭😭😭😭

Anyone remember the god old days when dragoon played skyblock

i know this is an old video but i have to know how many times dragoon has made the joke "im so sorry"

The skill about not knowing how to eco properly. The skill you got man.

And here I thought I had seen water baloon fights to the extreme... this is sometrhing else; these balloons don't even have any water!

I physically died while watching this video

He used 023 bomb shooters. This is causing me literal physical pain 😆2:59

Fun dragoon fact: If u put 2 dragoon vids one over another the part in between them will look like a sad dragoon

Quincy has even more power, he now causes your opponent to be depressed

The fact that you didn't go on a 10,000 streak is physically killing me.

Man great video

Can we appreciate how fast dragoon pumps out videos?

I don’t think I have ever heard dragoon say fuck before. This is a historical event

11:06 "You're waking up in 9 hours"

Haha, I ate 23 quintillion packets of grass. No one can stop me.

little tip you can use hot keys to send bloons or hold click on it

I am a muffin and sanity is my worst enemy, just like Dragoon

Dragoon casually torturing children

You are literally my fouvorite RU-vidr I love u

The faced that you were playing as a human being on earth breathing gives me mental and physical pain

Dragoon even makes the Advertisement funny.

You can use hotkeys to send bloons without needing to click on them at the side of the screen, so you dont have so spam the icons

man this guy is actually good at this game

Fun fact: there are a total of 3 skill levels in this game. There are no major gaps within the skill levels. These are the people below moab pit as the bad players, these players barely know the basic mechanics of the game such as sending bloons and upgrading towers There’s mid players, who range from Moab pit to zomg superdome, who know how to play, normally are capable of ecoing properly, use correct crosspaths, but die to a layered round 13 rush. Sometimes they know how to send a rush. Then there’s HoM players that are actually good at the game

Dragoon has officially gone crazy he's going back to find the mandable

The fact that Dragoon doesnt know that you can hold a to send red bloons caused me mental trauma

The fact that Dragoon didn’t waste $100 to buy all the heroes and maxed monkeys and V.I.P caused me PHYSICAL PAIN

loving this video