How I beat Trackmania's New Most Difficult Patience Test 

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What else am I supposed to watch at 3 am in bed ?

@@jonasmedaer8556 I feel this on a personal leval

Flipped by 90 degrees with the magnet surface. You have to get up to speed to make your way up the maze :D

Since you'll need checkpoints at the end of every layer to prevent skipping, just go the extra mile and add a lap system with a long ramp at the bottom layer. And with the fog I don't get why there weren't longer straights to either make people misjudge for how long they can go faster or constantly feel like they could go faster but it would be too risky as the longer straights would have to be differently long each, adding an extra layer of stress. There's still a lot of horrid potential left.

or even a 48x48x48 cube of this, which will take about a week of nonstop playing to finish. yeah, i don't think anyone will go that far... right?

Hilbert planeS.

@@nullzweihundert Thing is, variable stress is a stimulant. I think the point of the course was to cause a horrible slow drip of stress, which numbs the mind.

His was worse.... it was up hill both ways!

Nah I think it would be way longer

@@dreamss4954 with extreme weather and category 6 hurricanes every day

Let's not make fun of the elderly. They may exaggerate but our generation does get to do things easier. I know because my mom and granny experienced lot of hardships just to survive.

@@theexcelproject6973 nah

Do you know that the experiment is called?

@@ggbasiQ pretty sure it was a mind field episode

apparently the guy who spammed it pressed it 190 times

You mean shocked himself. Electrocute means shock to death or severe injury.

Masochism intensifies

Yeah but truck driver get checkpoints in ofc🙄

@@skypheonixdragon122 it’s a joke stupid

@@Tonvility oh the irony

Fun fact: there is a game called "desert bus" that is literally driving a virtual bus for 8 hours in the desert that you would have to go straight all the time. I think it was released for the SegaCD so it is from the 90s or so

@@Tonvility says the one who does not get the joke lmao

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Savage

2016 hours? Nice

🤯Savage

LMAO

was looking for this comment

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@@asj3419 thanks. Yes, this is where I learned of it

Indeed! Modeling other fractals in TM would be very interesting

@@asj3419 that shit is so insane. Studied a lot of math at uni, following that entire thought trail of how we've managed to deal with infinities is a crazy ride. It's such a rich concept, but it's so easy to just say nonsense. The fact that we can use it all the time (i mean you always integrate to infinity right? 😂) Without hesitation tells us how clearly we believe we understand it.

where is riolu?

It is fractal so most corners are very similar, especially with fog

@@hittruegestr676 he's a cheater

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Tommo what are your opinions on Kubica?

@@nikolaikhodyakov2417 I'm polish so he is my jesus

Ayo I just finished watching one of ur vids what a coincidence

Oh hey Tommo!

Oh yeah, it is quite the surreal experience to lose the meaning of something you know, and still *know* you know. Top athletes have a similar phenomenon, where they lose control of a move they do too much. Archers in particular, due to the mix of mental and muscle focus? It appear to be neuron fatigue from too much use. The more general form is "reactive inhibition".

seman??

The word shape kinda sounds like shap-e ngl

Bruh happens to me all the time

and then there are base jumpers ...

I jut love how we called our collective "what if"'s "call of the void"

There's also the possibility that it's just not something useful at all like depression and kind of just exists

@@emperorsascharoni9577 Yeah, you get the urge, and then your logical mind kicks in and sternly tells you to get away from the thing that you can end yourself by, "just so that the urge doesn't get the better of you". Obviously, it wouldn't, but it's enough to scare you into doing everything in your power to prevent it. (most of the time, at least.)

I get that so many times... Sometimes I see bleach and I my brain just goes "hey wanna drink this?" I would never even think of drinking it. Why does my brain think "hey let's warn this cunt about this completely idiotic scenario that will never happen to make sure it doesn't happen"?

Interesting

from every math students : thank you

do u make mc texture packs or made 1 of full bright

*_hp_*

as a math student this made me very happy

Someone saw a video on space filling curves and thought "How could I make this Evil".

It’s also named after that

I mean if he started in May, no wonder he fell a lot.

@@thesteamengineer442 true

Well the plan was just bad

How original. Better do it again incase anyone missed it.

KEKW (whatever that means)

Yes, let’s make Wirtual go through even more pain :D

24 hours of track mania

*PAIN*

If there's multiple stacked layers, he'd have to start at the bottom so he couldn't skip it by falling off the pipe.

Yeah I was thinking of that lol

Riolu : Well this map is perfectly normal

Why only one if u can do 3-4? :D

Just before the finish line there shoulda been a small piece which is impossible to get through (:

@@thetute59 The finish shouldn't be real but you're supposed to get speed in order to jump to the finish. But that would be too harsh.

@@Hoch134 lul good one :D Bonus Idea: The finish should be invisible and BEHIND the startline :) and a fake finish at the end^^

hey, at least my weird interest in both math and trackmania means something now

@@quantumsoap2719 I'm so hapoy for you in the fact that you find math anything but insufferable lol

@@WICK_3D Once you get decent enough at it, it becomes like a language you speak and then it stops being annoying.

It's unbearably boring to play, but hey, at least its mathematically interesting!

@@WICK_3D well i mean like math outside of school. yeah sure doing math is cool and i'm not that bad at it, but the way school teaches it sucks

i am having windows 7 flashbacks where they have silent background popups that they will restart your PC without any kind of feedback like sound and then just go ahead and perform the update ;-;

This is not fully correct. Yes if you drive with one wheel on one surface and with another on another surface, it will only use one of the wheels to check on which surface you are driving, likely because the game does not know how to handle you driving on two different surfaces. But since there is only one surface here, it should not play a role here.

@@MClilypad Most American Real life race cars are like that. I don’t much about this game. But he might be right that one side has more traction

@@unchained8491 this is likely because American racecars are right hand drive therefore there will be more weight on the right giving more grip as a result. Thats my theory, i would expect it to be opposite in left hand drive cars and balanced in single seaters

@@skyllakomodo7518 - uhhh what? America is LHD.

are you sure? Its RHD and the driver sit on the left front seat.

Blindfolded incoming.

Aka Why I thought Ready Player One's race didn't make sense. "Oh I've done it so many times forward that doing it backwards is easy" No. Just no

Good place for a checkpoint!

Not even close, I bet. This is some very initial Input sensitive stuff.

Where is Code Bullet when you need him?

Millions of generations, due to the length and difficulty

I think a tas would be easier and faster and more satisfying to watch ngl :)

@@dr.oobleck2317tas could probably nose boost to the finish somehow

“so if you spin your car 10 times within the span of 1 second, do the hokey pokey, and perform a ritual, you gain enough momentum to launch yourself to the other side of the track.”

@@fatcoon6421 damn, hokey pokey strats are next level. wouldn't expect a human to pull it off though.

Honestly if you fall down and manage to get on the stadium it might be possible, but unlikely :p

Hilberts Plane TAS?????

@@fatcoon6421 surprisingly easy ngl, maybe make it a lil harder?

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I was thinking about making it. I shouted Hilbert curves before he said anything about the map. This could be really helish. Having the maximum size map using vertical space and magnet blocks.

Or just place checkpoint at the 'end' and finish line at the 'beginning'. Repeat until you're satisfied

@@nimiugn why stop at 60?

yes, even more so to the extent that it is a hypothetical primal threat assessment of what is the most dangerous thing that could kill you/someone else in the moment.

Cool

The problem is if you don't get a feeling of anxiety though...

Isn't it "call of the void"

@@silverreaps6803 yes

ok :)

@@pfm57 wirtual did this over a month ago though.......he was the first by a month

@@pfm57 nvm i misread the comment sorry......it is insane the cuts people find or even just how clean some peopke can drive

Дорриан? Не знал что ты интерисуешься Trackmania'.

He fixed it

Already been done

Man this made me laugh so hard lol

I made the same comment xD

This is why I came to the comments section! First he takes ME's iconic galaxy map music from Karl and now this. Where will it end!?

Wirtual's been Scarrrrrrrred for life!

YEESSSS!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Yeah. It’s actually a legitimate mathematical object

@@NStripleseven They also could have used a Peano curve, but the Hilbert Curve seems to be the more uniform of the two. The Peano curve has those long segments and short turns, while the segments on the Hilbert curve are all the same length except for some who are twice the length. This makes the ride as boring as it can possibly be.

@@givrally7634 And also very repetitive, since it’s generated by basically copying and pasting the same shape over and over again.

@@NStripleseven It must have been as boring to craft as it is to beat then.

Technically this isn't a hilbert curve. It's one finite iteration of it. The actual hilbert curve is infinitely iterating; i.e. it's only space-filling when the number of iterations is defined at infinity.

"Let's hit super-fast-corner-mode!"

YES

Omg yes the music-

Lupus Nocte - Howling by Epidemic electronic

@@lovrinjo685 ty ive actually been looking for it

What’s up lmao

KEKVV

What's a kekw?

@@devwave1919 look it up, basically it means "haha" Edit: typo

@@devwave1919 RU-vid frogs PepeLaugh

He's like 9th to finish it

Kem fake-validates some of his meme tracks. Like the 13-hours-of-neoslides one that Spammiej and Granady have done.

You can cheat the validation with Openplanet

Yeah, I'm only good at making maps like these, driving them is a different level that only few select ones can handle :D

This would be far harder for most because of the monotony. Your focus tends to dip dramatically as time goes on repeating the same mundane task over and over, but it's also meticulous enough that you can't zone out and just get it done. The other one has variation in the track and one correct path among many so as little as it seems, that mental stimulation will keep you focusing. Further, the straight aways aren't too bad even on the rounded pipe but the rounding definitely makes turns more forgiving, whereas there is tiny margin for error on these turns.

OMGGG ITS A JOKE ON THE RIOLU’S SPEED ? YOU ARE SO FUNNY ET ORIGINAL

@@deviblues2417 Yes it's funny People joke about Dr Disrespect to this day

@@deviblues2417 it is funny et not original mais still funny.

A slowmo pad at the very start of the track, and then periodically have reset pads and slowmo pads

@@Tvngsten parle anglais stp

Same.

DRAGON OHHHHHHHHH DRAAAAAAGOOOOOOOON TIME TO YEEEEEEEEEETTT

Masochist people: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

They wouldn’t deserve existence

You can't really add another layer, there is only so much shit you can put a player through before it starts being not worth the trouble. With that said, there might or might nor be a new map coming...

Ikr it’s amazing, hearing the song surprised me

Or leave space so you can make it circuit and have ten laps. Or hundred laps.

no, because thats just pointless, the interesting part about this is that its actually possible and unique just adding layers is stupidly easy

@@Kanjoo. what? Why?

@@timothyhicks504 because whats the point? its just 1 upping it the whole point of this maps are to create 1 method, 1 way just duplicating it is extremely boring and inhuman and too easy to create

@@Kanjoo. yeah, it might be kinda boring but it's not hurting anything, it just makes the track more extreme

CP's too forgiving. It should use ramps to take you up a level instead.

Make a fake finish. You are supposed to get some speed to jump to the finish into the fog - but nobody knows since nobody finished the map.

And that's the story of how he got another strongly worded letter from the government

Nah, it s sadly not by far the longest trackmania map. There is a map that Granady finished which is about 12 hours of neoslides or 14 without those. But it s less skillfull Couse you can't fail. Still it's just pain to see.

@@icyfigher I know but the title of the stream was "The Longest Map in Trackmania"

@@int2201 yeah, you re completely right. Maybe it is even longer in terms of distance. I don't know, but I just completely missread your comment. I interpreted it as this vid has the longest map and he said at the patience test before to not play anymore patience tests and I completely missed that you wrote: steaming... While this vid was published. If you read this fully: respect. Probably the longest unneeded answer just to reason myself ever.

That’s everywhere in the comment section…

What? It's a reference to the Hilbert curve. It has nothing to do with Hilbert spaces (except that they're named after the same guy of course)

Super Fast Buildmode!

Miners and crafters. So good to see someone else to notice

Yeahhh ive found the comment i was looking for :)

I don't know for sure, but it's likely it's part of the RU-vid Audio Library that contains royalty free music you can use in RU-vid videos.