How I became the fastest pencil sharpener in the world 

very epic

Thanks, was wondering where it was at.

Heard rumors of you changing your name to kneecream

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I can't see u in the leaderboard

69 likes

It's scary how accurate this is

Yeah.

〇殺人光線 that shit was ass

Read my mind

Sinister_Eclipse yeah

And “lead” and “write” puns

Good "Point"

It's a triple pun in 1 writing

Mileage: *5,825,139 Miles*

BlockOfWood the Chad footcream

he's the man we all aspire to be

well it woulda been dangerous to go alone, so he gave him this

He's like the mew2king of pencil sharpening

average student in class using an electric pencil sharpener

​@@neoordwell What is this by the way?

Jayfeather The blind boi Not nearly as much as the people I lend them to.

employee thinks "he must be one of those slow people who eats pencils"

@@userdetails1 yo bro remember when you wrote this 4 years ago? still a W comment!

laughs in cromartie

:))))))))))

Im the 690th like

*sweats in pencil*

Dam that’s some hargwarts shit

@Drasamii A sophie's choice situation, dear god

always use papermate

@@noahbishop4268 what's a "Shophie"? And is it pronounced (Shop-ii) or (Sho-f-ii)?

“Sophie” (So-fee) is a name and “Sophie’s Choice situation” refers to a situation that has both outcomes equally desirable or undesirable محمد جعفر /Jafar

@@joshuarodriguez2450 oh, thanks! I didn't know that, i usually hear the line "it's a matter of choosing the lesser of two evils" in those situations, but saying it's a sophie choice situation works better.

Well it depends on if he speedruns any% or glitchless pencils

@@ultimateabsol1268 lmaoo

But to perform the glitch is hard thoo... he doesn't have the enough experience levels to do it

He needs to do the sharperner clip then try to get a frame perfect sharpen on the 4th pencil.

I saw that to

That was my thought too, especially when he broke out the 'best pencil sharpener money can buy'. The fact that you need to use premium pencils makes it p2w too

Pretty obvious tho. Like the canadian lumberjack contest, everyone has the best axe they can get or build to specifically match their needs and body. Basically any competition where you can bring your own gear is pay to win. From Olympic swimming to wild climbers, if you don't have the best gear you're in for a bad time regardless of the level of competition.

@@GreyPunkWolf Wait, olympic equipment isn't standardized for the participants? Pay to win speedrunning isn't okay, i'll have to boycott that event.

@@LeCheckmate It's only controlled and regulated to avoid cheating. But every participant bring his own gear and medical team. Only the emergency medics are paid by the event. And the cleaning crew obv. Although they don't pay personally for the gear and insurance, they have sponsors for that

Also sponsors bring them steady income even when they aren't doing competitions so that they can focus only and completely on their training to have the best performance once the competition period starts.

"Eye Wood Bee happy Two Lead U in the Write direction" 8 contacnations/puns, can you do better?

@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx those are random puns that have no relation to pencils.

محمد جعفر /Jafar those don’t even make sense

@@mortis9023 "Creature of the Night"

You forgot the "We heard that you would like to SHARPEN your skills"

Probably a foot infection

Hmmmmm I don't know, oh MAYBE BECAUSE HE DID IT WITH HIS FEET

Hmmmm creamy

At first the sharpeners were in his hand, and the pencils his feet, so he became the thing he needed the most

God himself

U copied a comment

Tbh I didn't even go through the comments 😂

@@KDN_Kieffer find it and u will see

I seen lmao

@@twixie6343 the other comment was 1 week ago this was 2 weeks ago

There is more to being a master than there is to being the best

@@ewan7746 True, it's not about being the best person in the making, but rather it's about trying to make something better than you could ever be

Maybe they were just fan of small ant

Its also worth noting that they were probably smant fans who found out about competitive sharpenin through his stream, still very commendable tho

Especially the puns they said those were dad joke lvl

lol

Wow

Lol this is nowhere near even one trees' worth of wood.

Shut up, child, you aren't old enough to have rights

@@dabirdie1797 h

Oof*

7:50 is an add 😂

Once in 2nd grade i put my finger in the sharpener and twisted,and half my finger nail cut off

Gabe Russo There’s always one kid, and you just hope it isn’t yours haha.

@@heyitsflydehow

🤣

was wondering if anyone saw that

@@JACG lol

Saw that!

Giltchless run, different category.

*wood

@@lightcer3 I didn't even catch that one

"Sharpen your skills"

Gods among men

despite pencils being made out of graphite I think LEAD is a play on words as well, idk if you guys caught that

Who doesn't?

And I dream of being drilled by my crush even tho I'm a boy

Grumpy cat fan I do too, bro. I do too

Of all the unachievable dreams I've ever had, somehow this one stings a bit more

Grumpy cat fan I see someone hasn’t watched the dentist

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Dude had a nap in between haha

I mean what did you expect

hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My engineering teacher really likes pencils and pencil sharpeners and he almost exclusively uses palomino blackwing pencils he loves them

Pencil nerd!

Honestly I would suffer if somebody just wasted 10 of the finest pencils in the world...

@@gamer16cylinder17 sounds interesting *checks pricing in Sweden* 35 dollar for 12 pens?!?!?! ill stick with my 2500 dollar notepad that others call macbook..

We got a pencil nerd over here Lmao black wings do be superior tho

probably did it without pencil sharpener

Teeth%

I tried watching it to see how it took them so long, unfortunately it is blocked due to having music from Sony in it

@@chienfeu Hol up, what if you just slam most of the pencil off with a knife and sharpen the rest manually? Is no pencil sharpener the pencil sharpening meta?

@@eliwixson8863 i think that would count as tool assisted much like using a drill

This sounds like anime

@@paper1790 I was about to comment on that

The Sensei pass the knowledge and wisdom to his disciple

Just wait until the Sharpener tournament arc

Rifqi Hatta oh no

I gave the 69th like

@@noone-tj5fq nice

Time stamp?

@@Rids07 7:48

@@nouwaterfor6353 thanks bro I appreciate it

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I would be proud that I wasn't part of Jerry's disgusting handwriting, bitten by Julian, or being lost forever in the classroom, instead having a short life for a greater good, for happines, for an achivement, for being forever part of something greater, that's a purpose i still seek to this day

The highest honor you could bestow to a pencil is to be part of a meme speedruns for sharpening pencils

*becoming apart of history

One can not imagine what glorious heights memes may yet soar to or how they will be judged by history.

@@Josuh PREACH!!!!

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1) is against the rules.

Who says

so i guess were going to see your name on the list then..

I doubt the lubricant will work, sure for not getting jammed, but you need the resistance to cut the pencil

adjust the blade angle to be more aggressive so the yield per turn increases.

Bro

Facts

*slowly raises hand* Here I am

You're STILL making "no one" memes? How boring are you?

If you didn't add no one then it would've been way better.

Yep

Whaa?

@ ...or anybody that had art class in school

That makes no sense because 2B's booty is soft as hell.

@@wiktordykas5513 ...or anybody that googled pencil hardness

I was a Walmart cashier for a couple years, a bunchch of pencils and school supplies are pretty common when there's around 100 teachers per district. There's *many* stranger things I said wtf to

My goals are beyond your understanding

@@LunaTulpa some examples?

*plot twist, HES A TEACHER*

They probably just think he works at a school or something

IKR XDDDD

@@exceptionallyriso XDDD

YESSSSSS

Funny joke

BRO I WAS JUST BOUT TO SAY THAT

My name is Technoblade, and im the fastest skyblock player alive

TheEpicEbin best potato farmer*

I'm the flash and I'm the faster human alive

no that shit is as funny as a 11 year olds sense of humor

This comment is underappreciated

I got the black lung

@@letsdancetojoydiv dont smoke

LMAO

Back in my days I was a pencil sharpening expert....no one was quicker down town

@@shyamsingla716 You know what they'll call you? fastest pencil sharpener in the west

Sleeping titant*?

@@sorta-7272 no, he got sleeping titan right (I'm not trying to be rude or anything like that)

I year ago 369 likes no comment Hello

@@tobiletsplay hey

@@priyangshusarmah6633 no way hello

@@priyangshusarmah6633 😂

*_Work Resume_* • Name: _Smallant._ • Occupation: _Fastest Thing Alive._

Same lol

1:48 that was my first I was thinking that he was crazy that he was

He is crazy

Understandable

No, just stop

I’d wager something close to 2min 30 sec is very possible. Towards the end he cranked out several around 15sec or less. 10 pencils times 15sec = 150sec= 2min 30 sec

@@nicholasbrown3197 unless a new strategy is made which I doubt ITS PENCIL SHARPENING HOW FAST CAN IT BE

@@ixperium. that's what everyone said until that shave from 30 to 11 min

@@StoryEnjoyer220 its sharping pencils

I caught 4 puns .... You ?

@@duncan3707 imo there were only 4

@@Shark_rooster there could've been 5

@@mattygee6852 I wood of been able to make 5

@@jackaroo345 which was the fifth one?

Those are words of God's😂😂

HaHaHaHa.. funny comment!

Underrated comment😂

gamer boy feet pics i want to die

Do you run with hands or feet?

Lol

@@antocancellara2826 why not both? #crawlgang

i will eat my socks if that happens

No likes for a random guy with a mustache

Lmfao

found you

Why so less likes?

🤭🤭

It's gonna happen, speedruning is like that all the time

New record is 2:21

Purple Perplexing Pineapples that’s his new record it says unless someone used the same name

Grenade

@@spooked2104 renegade?

@@commonhuman2701 No, Grenade

Tbh we do have flying cars just a plane version

“He just has a better carpet bro.”

Lol

wat

TGulag ;/;

@@Threat5STAR ?

TGulag, what did they do..?

lol

what is that glitch

@@chereenzhang8536 by hitting a frame perfect twist on the 3rd pencil. You can trick the game into skipping the entire 7th pencil.

Yeah it was you lol

i was gonna like but it has 69 likes so i’m stumped🤷‍♂️

@@lukemoore2854 you should still like, this is the best comment ive seen all week

facts dawg

True! I’m sick and physically and mentally exhausted but I still watched this lol

Bru same

That made my day

Lol did not expect this many likes

logo?

@@paotorrado8751 you wouldn’t get it

@@tombradydeflates8313 bro i got it but it is not the fucking logo

@@paotorrado8751 no bro, you didn’t get it

@@tombradydeflates8313 i got it but it is not a logo Its a fucking meme

No

Pencils appreciate this message

Juan Proctor yes

@@byderek1077 no

RIP trees those pencils were made from