How I Became the Greatest Zookeeper in Skyblock 

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I'm glad that Dragoon is getting sponser deals he really deserves it

better be careful uploading so much skyblock, the algorithm may pull you back in with no escape 💀

If you throw anything hard enough, it'll fly -Dragoon, The zookeeper

I’ve always loved dragoon, he can fly if you throw him hard enough.

Quote by a wise man: "Gotta catch 'em all" -some kid who risked his life and could've died if he didn't have plot armor

Somehow dragoon was able to make raid sound fun What a legend

Only Dragoon could make a Raid sponsor actually watchable

This guy is seriously so good at making me laugh that I can watch a single one of his vids for hours and still not get bored

Dragoon is one of my favourite yt, he can even fly if you throw him hard enough

A whole new meaning to "The Cow jumped over the Moon"

Moral of the video... Anything can fly if you hit it hard enough

this man has made raid shadows legends look nice, due to the fact that he actually is a GREAT salesman

you are the only youtuber who i watch the sponsord part of. its amazing!!

Correction, as an American i can confidently say that all the bacon is in a dedicated drawer, sometimes put in with the blocks of cheese. The side door is for sauces and jars, and maybe the occasional alcohol beverage

“If you throw them hard enough they’ll bite your face off” made me laugh so bad that I started smelling smoke lol

Thank you for not being a scary documentary that seem to always appear at night

usually raid ads are boring but damn somehow you made it actually funny, or, well, as funny as a raid ad can get

As an American, I can confirm that our fridges look like this.(Except the spam, that goes in the pantry.) Also, you can find a lot more in the pantry!

That advertisement was the bets advertisement I think I’ve e we seen. I am downloading it now because of how funny it was xD

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As an American, the claims about our fridges are both insulting and accurate.

If we throw a dragoon hard enough it might fly. Only one way to find out :)

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy:- His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.

Dragoons adds have got to be the best thing Iv ever seen. Dragoon should become a professional add designer on the side.

I normally skip the sponsor ads but dragoon makes them so funny!

Damn, RAID finally gave a little freedom to how youtubers can talk about it in a sponsorship

As a American I can confirm we have a fridge full of bacon and Mountain Dew a fridge filled with max and cheese and a fridge full of spam

Hey dragoon I found that if you use an explosive bow on the rats it will actually damage them.

Dragoon when every other animal: if you throw them hard enough, they can fly Dragoon when tiger: if you throw them hard enough, they'll bite your face off.

Dragoon: also there’s Mountain Dew Also dragoon: Mountain Dew is able to fly if you thro it hard enough

ive never seen a raid plug this good

the ideal sunscreen spf should be spf50+ protecting you from most uv rays. now give me that half dounut

this was so fully to watch and it always is

I love that sponsorship, you really made it personal instead of just selling it out XD

4:01 "rekt" "assho" - turtle flying so cute omg

Dragoon can make anything funny and interesting change my mind

dragoon is so funny the sponser deals are entertaining to watch

5:15 you get Americans so well! same with the second fridge and mac and cheese not the other stuff tho.

1:03 That's not a horse, that's a unicorn

I like the fact that he makes boring hsb content into a masterpiece

5:13 As an American, I am very offended by this joke. The fridges also have burger patties, chicken nuggets, 43 pounds of Steak, undercooked pork, and various microwave snacks.

i always skip sponsor ads, but that raid shadow legends ad was the funniest thing ever

ive always loved dra-on he can fly if you throw him hard enough

If you throw your pet hard enough it will fly -dragoon 2022

"anything is a UFO is you throw it high enough, especially if a person can't identify it before they get hit on the face" -some random guy in my walls

dragoon all pets: if you throw them hard enough they'll fly when taking about the tiger: if you throw them enough the bite your face off

Dragoon videos are the only videos I have seen where the sponsor part is funny

as an american, i can confirm that our fridge is filled with 200,000 pieces of bacon, and its that number because we cant fit more. we keep the rest in the separate freezer along with our venison

5:26 as an American I can confirm, this is false, it's actually in the bottom self that leads to another dimension that houses 7 billion bacon, I'm pretty sure this is true for all Americans. Also, normally we have Coke or Pepsi, just an American thing

Hahaha dragoon, I have the whole spider population in the world out side my door!

as an american i can confirm our fridges are only filled with bacon, mountain dew, mac and cheese, and spam

As a fellow Australian, I can confirm there indeed are invisible rats and 5k tarantulas living outside my door.

Honestly best sponsor ever it was actually funny XD

To answer the question at the end of the video: the correct SPF to use in the Australian sun is somewhere more than 1,000,000 SPF

Bro when you said "Rhinos can fly if you throw them hard enough" I was rolling 💀

will we get a part 2 to the modded video? i really enjoyed the first part

I like how he learns entire languages to trash talk his enemies

As someone who lives in the US I can confirm all we have is Spam, Mac n Cheese, and Bacon. We have a fourth fridge full of beef as well

Me: guys i can fly! My friends: how? Me:

“Everything can fly if you throw them hard enough” -Dragoon-

Dragoon is the only youtuber where i will watch the raid sponsor, and enjoy it.

this video taught me that if i throw something hard enough, it will fly. until it stops flying

Its a real shame that all those scientists got spooked to death.

Everytime I watch this it makes me laugh harder subbed XD

Dragoon is coming close to reaching my goal of the luckiest man alive on hypixel skyblock

I can confirm that your portrayal of American fridges is 100% correct.

Dragoon can make raid shadow legends funny, which is an extremely difficult feat.

Fun Fact: Raid Shadow Legends is able to fly if thrown hard enough

Lol I remember seeing Dragoon in a dark auction lobby bidding on the jellyfish pet I was in the lobby at 7:54 and I know because I remember Dragoon saying "if you outbid, you will not be in the video" If you look at the chat at 7:57 you can actually see me saying "moment" lol

You can make anything fly if you throw it hard enough

Almost 300k congrats

You know he has done too much special flour when he says birds can fly, he is too far gone

This was the first sponsoring thing i actually enjoyed

This seems like a slaughterhouse I mean amazing zoo

Very pog video, u also went to RatTopia so very cool

Whatever happens in your life, just remember “Everything can fly if you throw it hard enough”

Not gonna lie, it took me a good 15-20 seconds to realize that it was a legit raid shadowlegends sponsorship and not just some random Dragoon bit.

This guy is the only person who makes sponsors funny

Fun fact: every raid shadow legends charector can fly if you throw it fast enough

1:09 that guy asking for a nw pouch lmao

the : if you through them hard enough they fly are priceless

As an American I can confirm our fridges are indeed filled with bacon and mountain dew

Dragoon should’ve gone on chuckle sandwich where he could’ve gotten unlimited bacon(, but no more video games)

This man loves raid more than anything else

Looks like eventually you accepted those Rade sponsorship deals

Your close to 300k congrats

ur description of an american fridge is very accurate.

Moral of the story: Anything can fly... Only if you throw it hard enough, if pigs can fly is no longer an "if"

Ya’know, a dragoon can fly if you throw it hard enough

The ideal sunscreen spf is 69420 Need that gud protection bb

5:18 As an American, I can say with 100% confidence that he is right. We love bacon. Maybe a little too much.

1:47 *angry Dr. Bright chainsaw cannon noises*

My entire family has died from watching this video I will take my revenge dragoon.

no one: that one guy from the math problem: 5:20

This perfectly maps out every american fridge i've ever seen

Dragoon also flies, if you throw him hard enough...

you should have added "the admins loved my zoo so much they added a /zoo command to visit it" into the video

If you throw hard enough they will fly (Rampant by Acid-nation).

Dragoon make ideas that no one can make in Skyblock