How I gained 8M followers 

Thanks!

this is a very convincing argument against you actually running a cartel, should be great in case you ever get arrested on suspicion of running a cartel.

Unhinged, well scripted, dense commentary

Bro went from being a rapper to making the most unhinged content to now this. Truly the greatest yter of all time.

by the way, you're genuinely one of the funniest content creators on youtube. doesn't matter if it's cartel tiktok, smnn, those haircut vids, or the other random ones (gosh the "this is very easy. it's not hard to do these things" had me dying). it's genuinely your own personality, delivery, and ideas that got you here. i wish you a successful career and hope you stay true to your spirit. pure colom-

the first ever SMNN interview 🔥🔥

the pure columbian has effected me badly

Not gonna lie you were one of the first shorts youtubers that I've gotten addicted watching to, like the pure Columbian you always offer

You actually did it, you talked about how your channel grew without background music but interesting enough for me to not skip a single second.

You're a comedian and a good one! you deserve all your success.

your shorts are nearly as addictive as columbian

It's been 10 years cartel man

You literally had the best content you deserve it

i was super addicted to ur cartel tiktok soo good

Been an OG follower bro. Love your vids. Keep up the content!🎉🎉

I love your shorts videos. I can only watch them only on Saturdays due to my Autistic fixation related to routines. Saturdays don't feel like Saturdays when forget to watch your videos Big Fan since July

the explination is pure peru-

You're one of my Favorites YtShorts RU-vidr man, Tbh when i first found your video i laughing so hard af i was confused back then like Tf am i watching, but yeah i don't know why your content is entertaining. Keep the spirit man😎😎 (Send me some cocain)

It's really awesome you're doing some different content, even though it has always been entertaining.

Dude, become a rapper again

Bro, you were the one who lifted my mood whenever im down. Thanks for the content

This is my favorite SMNN reporter and rapper ngl 🗣️🔥

Such a breath of fresh seeing you do long form content, keep going you almost got 3 mil subs

Congrats bro, been watching you since the very beginning. Hope you keep growing.😃👍

Loved the stream! Great work

Now how i got banned with 8m followers

2:21, do you know that that song was a remix illegally made by some Kazakhstani guy, who later became a DJ of the guy who made the original song or something

He has the most ai voice possible

I love your content ❤ And cocaine 🗿

6:58 oogwgay be like:

This was really helpful. Thank you bro, gave me a few chuckles too💪

i swear i can't look at his face without laughing

You have probably the most amazing job as a content creator. You literally get to admit to multiple felonies, say that you're in a cartel, and get away with it. Uncancelable, untouchable, not even the FBI is interested in investigating you. You could actually be in a major drug cartel and we wouldn't know. You couldn't even confess because if you did, it would be perceived as a part of the act. Stay strong.

Back in 2020, i came across a few of those rap lyric articulation videos and loved them. It was great when you appeared on my Shorts feed in 2023.

Your video are genuinely the funniest videos I have ever seen. I remember last summer dying laughing watching each and every video. Looking foreword to future uploads man.

It's been 10 years since a video as uploaded that's was not a short

Whos here after the livestream take down 👉🏻

Beast child lore, I can’t wait for the lyrics for this one

genuinely one of my favorite content creators on the platform. i usually cant stand watching these long videos like this, but your voice and personality are so fun and enjoyable that i gladly watched through it all

I think the peruvian isn't selling great

it seems to me that he should already sell his courses

Yooo B man... We finished the last order we bought from we. we kindly request another 45 kilo's of that sweet peruvian booger sugar. We'll pay in cash when it arrives.

bro turned from "boss cocaine" to "seamen man" to "music man"

The fact you’re so stoic during the videos is actually insane, which is the funny part; dry humor is hilarious to me.

Still waiting for my next packe of SMN

2k views in only 39 minutes, bro fell off 😔

Your contents are most enjoyable to me. Keep it up bro.

hey man congratulations (btw im one of your biggest customers in your cartel buying 10000 tones of pure coke every single hour)

One word: Columbian Cocai-

How is bro hearting all the comments

You’re great man! Get to 10 mil!

Very inspiring story!!! Where's my 20 kilo Peruvian????

Hope you hit 3m subs soon. You derserve it

bro my order of 50 kilos said it would be arrived last week and its still not here. can you get me another fresh bag?

you genuinely made yt shorts better 🔥

Dunno whats rotting my brain more, tiktok or cartel tiktok's "products"

Thank you for sharing your process with us. Congratulations on the success.

bro blasting nicotine weed through the screen my eyes were glued to it for the whole 3 hours

yo finally a long video! love it

i dont know why but no matter what i cant ever think what he is talking about isnt for a cartel tiktok XD he is awesome but i can never take him seriously lol

Whenever I’m feeling down, I watch your shorts for a long time and I always laugh my ass of every time. Thanks for making these videos and keep up the great work! ♥️

1:10 winners mentality

First vid after 10 years

Hi BeastChild I’m your biggest fan, love the cartel content

Bro we love all your vids, keep it up man!

for me it's the way you manage to make "offensive" content while keeping it light and funny a fine line you nailed a kind of "troll humor" that couldn't exist outside of short videos

Nice bro keep up the good work and the funny videos!😂

I mean you're the son of Pablo Escobar after all.

my favourite yapper

dose this mf heart every thing I got no problem with it but like thats hard to find these days also huge fan

Love your stuff man, you deserve every bit of success you’ve gotten and more. My buddy and I have binged your channel so many times we’ve lost count and we still laugh as hard as we did on day 1. Keep doing what you’re doing!

As a Colombian I can confirm he’s the reincarnation of Pablo Escobar 👃❄️

here to boost engagement #6

here to boost engagement #4

I can't believe that he put out a normal video I'm used to the most out of pocket content from him

it's always feel fascinating hearing how big content creator story about when they start to when they got big

I too ‘study’ the yt algorithm for hours on end, I just don’t make videos

Pure Columbian air drop inbound

19:52 mins of yapping (jk)... bro is just smart he doesnt admit it 🍳

Cartel tiktok helped me start my first small business selling crystal methamphetamine around a year ago. Thank you for everything you do on here/tiktok. Also, am binging these full length videos. Make more.

It has been 10 years since he posted a full screen video

Ahhhh i see police have caught you so now you have to act like you dont own a cartel and that its just a joke we are with you

ANYONE HERE FROM THE SHOE STORE LIVE??? ☠️☠️☠️

Bro when I first watched you I saw you as a normal creator not the smn king 😭

Great interview! Still waiting for that Pikmin 4 gameplay

Don’t worry man you’ve made it, your hilarious and you get millions upon millions of views, all of your subscribers live you, and we will continue to love you and your unhinged cartel tic toks. 😊 Have you ever considered making a comedy film?

Keep it up bro! and congratulations!🔥🔥🥳🥳

wait are you fully dropping cartel tiktok and smnn?

Top tier edging material

pure columbian on top 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

cartel man you haven’t posted long form content in 10 years

gg on that gta 5 stream

Idc just give me the columbian This is a joke

Love you as always keep up the good work and humour

I’m here right now after he ended the GTA stream after showing strip club. I hope bro doesn’t get banned

Loved your vids man -keep up the cartel vids going🔥🔥🔥

So that’s the backstory to my Pure Columbian

Keep the great content up👍🏻

me n friends love ur videos because u look like my math teacher

Crazy