I know what you’re thinking What’s Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes I coulda nailed her But no it’s not a failure ‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But I’d rather be dressed to the nines It’s a truth you can’t refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in the jacket and tie That puppy in the double-breast That 80's dude with mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who’s kinda cute Nothing suits ‘em like a suit Wingman I can wear They’re oh so debonair The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please... What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. What would you say If you gave your suits away In return you’d never grow old? Suits. What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? It’s moot. What if world peace Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass. Two! Three! Four! Girls will go and girls will come But there’s only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That there’s no accepted substitute I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends My Sunday best are my best friends Send casual Friday down the laundry chute ‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute Like a …. wait for it … Suit!
Is this actually the original song to this melody? I swear I've heard this same melody with different lyrics somewhere. If someone knows, please let me know!
I do accounting at Uni, and I went into a lecture and someone walked in wearing a suit. Half way through the lecture, we got talking about Law suits, and this song started playing at the back of the room, and the guy started singing the whole song.
I know what you’re thinking What’s Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes I coulda nailed her But no it’s not a failure ‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But I’d rather be dressed to the nines It’s a truth you can’t refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the girls and boys Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in the jacket and tie That puppy in the double-breast That ’80s dude in mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who’s kinda cute Nothing suits ‘em like a suit Wingman I can wear They’re oh so debonair The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. What would you say If you gave your suits away In return you’d never grow old? Suits. What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? It’s moot. What if world peace Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass. Two! Three! Four! Girls will go and girls will come But there’s only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That there’s no accepted substitute I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends My Sunday best are my best friends Send casual Friday down the laundry chute ‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute Like a …. wait for it … Suit!
I know what you’re thinking What’s Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes I coulda nailed her But no it’s not a failure ‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But I’d rather be dressed to the nines It’s a truth you can’t refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the girls and boys Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in the jacket and tie That puppy in the double-breast That ’80s dude in mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who’s kinda cute Nothing suits ‘em like a suit Wingman I can wear They’re oh so debonair The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. What would you say If you gave your suits away In return you’d never grow old? Suits. What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? It’s moot. What if world peace Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass. Two! Three! Four! Girls will go and girls will come But there’s only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That there’s no accepted substitute I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends My Sunday best are my best friends Send casual Friday down the laundry chute ‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute Like a …. wait for it … Suit! Then again, she is pretty hot. (😂)
I know what your thinking What's barney been drinking Yes I could of nailed her But no its not a failure Coz there's one thing she's not To score a ten would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nine Nothing suits me like a suit I know every line and word but can't be bothered typing it
Doctor: I'm sorry, Mr. Stinson. But we've discovered you're fatally allergic to the fibers commonly used in suits. Barney: *Puts a gun to his own head*
