So I know this leans into stereotypes a bit, but in Australia we sometimes leave out beer for Santa and our timezone is ahead of most of the world. By the time he reaches America he probably has a hangover
@Joëlle Weetjewel Not really. Timezones mean Australia gets Christmas Eve first. By the time it's Christmas Eve in the US, it's almost a day later down under.
Every man needs a purpose in his life. Each must pursue a dream other could never imagine. If Ryan purpose is saying 'I'm hot baby" while wearing Santa suit, that means he is complete. He has no regret in this meaningless life. He has achieve what no other before him could achieve and none shall surpass him after.
Except for deciding if someone is guilty. "Oh no, I don't decide that. We're gonna let these 12 random people with no specific credentials, education, or legal knowledge decide that."
Sometimes, people also leave out glasses of sherry for Santa on Christmas night over here in the UK. Which means he's also mixing his drinks while consuming biscuits (which is English for cookies), cookies (a lot of them in the US), beer (from Australia), milk, mince pies, etc., and all while driving. Really hope air sickness isn't a thing with Santa, with him being in an open top sleigh on high and all.
@@ichijofestival2576 you misunderstand. Biscuit is like a category of things. Same was that a banana is a fruit but strawberrys are also fruit. So cookies are a type of biscuit, then for example, chocolate digestives are another type of biscuit. Or a custard cream is another type of biscuit. I hope that clears it up 🤓🤓
Maybe he takes all the food with him to last him the year! Shoves the cookies in a sack, pours the milk into some kinda container. Christmas is a job Santa uses to stave off starvation, just like the rest of us with ours.
@akcapple I found that out after writing the reply. I was just saying he could look at Christmas movies with Santa and see if his actions and motives were truly good.
You think the cookies are bad? Some countries leave out ALCOHOL for Santa. Also, Sweden leaves out a cup of coffee, which counters the alcohol but even that's too much.
I did the math in this, if a package of tollhouse gives you 3200 calories, and the average roof is ten feet, then if you calculate the vertical climb back up each chimney, but this is also assuming 2/3 of all homes have chimneys. That puts us at a offset of positive 1400ish calories per house on the eastern seaboard. I feel it's worth noting that 32,000,000 homes are made with dual chimneys so this confuses Santa and he has to climb back up twice on the same home. This puts him at about 600 in the positive on those houses. If you calculate into the equation x= for every Wigwam (a built tent structure) you come out with a factor of seven. All in all he would expire from diabetes around the mid Atlantic rim.
@@1978sjt everyone knows that Santa has the ability to do split second phase shifting. He can't sustain it for long enough to walk through a wall though, but he can do a lot of quick flicks. They were originally going to make the matrix about him, but they realized at some point the heroes have to get hurt.
It's probably because of a story about Saint Nicholas, OG Santa, where he tossed coins down a chimney then ended up in shoes and thusly prevented a household from having to have the daughters become prosititues. That's why Dutch kids leave out shoes to commemorate the original sugar daddy
1:50 A couple days ago, my sister and I were actually talking about how much cookies Santa eats. It seems like a lot, but for Santa to hit every house in the world, he basically would have to go lightspeed, which I would think would amount to “being the sun”. His speed would also explain why no one never sees him😅.
Yet, his mass would increase to nigh infinite at just about lightspeed, creating a massive space-time disturbance which would simply obliterate the solar system.
When you realise the only way he wouldn't have to stop for toilet breaks is to go in the bottomless present bags. At least I hope they're bottomless or they'd be full by now.
3:08 Actually, the elves are underestimating Santa -- he's going somewhere between 0.3% of light speed (aka 650 miles per second, which is 3000 times faster than the sound) or faster than light speed, depending on which math you believe.
@@YMasterS Quantum Santa! He's simultaneously in every house, but we never see him since as soon as we observe the space that he might be in, he is now in every house but your! I know this was just a silly reply, but Quantum Santa makes a surprising amount of sense! (I am not well-versed in quantum mechanics, take what I said with a grain of salt)
but it's the reindeer who are doing all the work. though when you consider how much effort it takes to get circus animals to do stuff, the abuse needed to get reindeer to *fly* at 650 miles per second *must* burn something.
In Sweden we don't give Santa anything, he just comes to our house on Christmas Eve and deliver the presents literally sitting in a chair and calls out to who the gift is for and hands it to them for every present he does this.
@@Hpmanenz Yeah handing presents when everyone is asleep isn't very neat idea. You work hard and in return you got some cold milk instead of kid hapiness? Do santa is even human at this point?
Heard an ad here in Australia recently, using the term, “Super easy” and in my mind I automatically added, “Barely an inconvenience.” You’ve successfully indoctrinated us, Ryan!
I think this is the most perfect channel ever. Content is awesome and I'm actually waiting the ads at the end as well. Adstronaut is like its own mini episode. Well done sir(s)
@@blueskys1110 It is possible as similar coincidences have occurred and it doesn't take a genius to know that eating billions of calories worth of food and drink is not good for your health.
When I saw game theory did a video about this, my initial thought was, "Maybe he doesn't eat it, he just teleports it all to the North Pole as Santa's and the Elves' food supply for the entire year. Or, maybe he has a magical stomach that consumes it throughout the year so he doesn't need to eat again for a year or for how long the food can keep his body supplied with energy."
It's even worse when you consider the traditional meal in England... Millions of mince pies and, wait, oh fuck THE MILLIONS OF GLASSES OF BRANDY SANTA HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!?!?
Has anyone ever considered that Santa has to live off of the calories he consumes on Christmas Eve for the rest of the year and maintain enough blubber to survive the extremely cold temperature at the North Pole?
FIRST GUY TO START A MOVING COMPANY! “Hey, I wanna come into your house. Yeah, I wanna walk into your house and into every room and grab EVERYTHING! Then I’m gonna put it in boxes and put it in a truck and drive away!” “Why?” “It’s my job, man” “But… who pays you?” “You do! You gotta pay me a bunch of money to take all your stuff from your house. And you have to pay me a BUNCH of money for me to move your piano, also it’s not my fault if I break anything, you should have thought about that first, my man!” “Can I… can I get my stuff back?” “Well, yeah, but you have to pay me even MORE for me to drive the stuff to your house and put it in your house.” “Oh, really?!” “Yeah, the first time you pay me is just to come and grab all your stuff and drive away. You have to pay me DOUBLE for me to drive to your house and put the stuff in your house.” “So, this is basically a ransom” “Yep! It’s this new business idea I have, I basically just come into your house, grab all your stuff, and I ransom it back to you, I call it “moving”” “Well, you are moving my stuff, so that makes sense” “Yeah, I thought so” “So, what kind of stuff are you taking?” “Everything! I’m gonna take your toothbrush, and your refrigerator, and your food and all of your clothes…” “Wait, your gonna take the clothes off my body?” “Well, no, that’d be wrong, but I’ll take everything else” “How is this not illegal?” “Well, here’s the thing, it’s not illegal if I make you pay for it”
Ooh! Do a "First guy to ever build an amusement park ride". People will enjoy being flung around on huge elaborate contraptions like ragdolls I decided
Florpflap is truly a caring friend. He genuinely only wants what is best for the Adstronaut, and although he doesn't have much experience when it comes to mental health, he tries his hardest to help. Sometimes he may go a bit overboard, but he tries, and even though he's probably done more harm than good... that's okay.
I always thought the sleigh must have some kind of heating system because otherwise his butt would freeze to his seat like a tongue licking a frozen pole on a double dog dare. 🤔
I recently watched *MatPat at Food Theory* do a video on Santa and how many calories he consumes over his Christmas Eve travels. At one point I laughed and thought *"Ryan George would have a field day with this one!"* 😁 *I am laughing So Hard right now!!!* 🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅
No matter what, if I see a Ryan George upload I immediately drop whatever it is I'm doing and watch lol. I was just sending a message on messenger that's pretty serious and Im watching this instead. Now I'm rewatching because I missed the beginning because I stopped to express my fanaticism for this channel. Good stuff my brother keep it up!
I wouldn't be surprised if Santa died of blunt force trauma. Eventually he's going to break into the wrong house at the wrong time and get hit with a baseball bat
Dude! All your videos are truly funny and it always puts a smile on my face when I see you've uploaded a video. Some nights I even go to bed with the "the place where we name things" playlist and sleep with it on all night! But I must say, Ryan, to me this latest video was one of the best ones you've ever done!! I loved how it felt as though the comedy was one-upped all the time with perfectly timed jokes and I really enjoyed laughing my head off to all of them, here in the kitchen in the middle of the night. So thank you!❤
It really is a miracle that santa hasnt been shot yet by a florida man that was so drunk that he married an alligator that he took hostage after not being able to find the keys of his monster truck
1:32 Santa doesn’t get cookies at every house. In Australia and New Zealand they give him alcohol and pineapples. You definitely don’t want to fly on Christmas Eve when you know there is a drunk old man flying around using reindeer.
this was MORE FUN AND BETTER DIALOGUE than most of his sketches, and even they are pretty good so wjat can i say, like most are like 3,8/5, this is like 4,7/5 😊😊🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
I watch the sketch and laugh. I watch the ad and laugh. I read the comments that confirm that I have made the correct choice in my entertainment selection. The only downside is that I will starve to death because I won't leave the computer.
We used to leave out a Mince pie and brandy (mince pie is a kind of mixed fruit pie with some kind of sweet liquor) so after the uk he would be flying tanked up.
Are you from Oceania or from Asia? :) When he uploaded this, it was still Boxing Day in Europe, so I thought it was apt. It's the day you have to visit the other side of the family, when you're still in a food coma from the previous night! 😅
@@ninawth I am only just starting to learn about Boxing Day. Thanks for mentioning Boxing Day to me first. I also learned about it in a recent video from Laurence Brown from Lost In The Pond.
In Canada, there was a TV show called "Santa Calls," where kids can call in and talk to Santa live on national TV. The actor who plays Santa would always tell every caller to leave apple pie instead of cookies. I wonder how many Canadian kids who watched/called that show actually left a slice of apple pie for Santa.
Thanks for making these videos man. for years, watching and rewatching these is getting me through the worst time of my life. Best content for me on RU-vid.
