How Likely Am I To Survive Each Honkai: Star Rail Ultimate~ 

“I’ve been hit with a metal bat” bro saying that so casually 💀💀

Your confidence in being able to tank getting pelted with arrows and run through with a spear is quite something.

We can all agree Himeko and Welt are deadliest, I’m not arguing on ORBITAL CANNON AND BLACK HOLE

To be fair, you might survive Topaz, but you have to live the rest of your life in crippling debt :)

I think you shouldve stacked Argentis ult to full

I think March's ultimate would freeze you in six- phased ice, you'd be alive but encased in ice for eternity. So technically, you won't *_die_*

The only ults that are survivable are harmony and abundance characters lmao

bro got too much confidence, he ain’t surviving most of that 💀

Realistic Tier List (With Explanations, sometimes going into the ingame numbers for a better idea of what's happening): Physical Trailblazer: Looking at the Damage scaling, the single target swing deals 300% damage. So its like getting hit with a bat at 3 times the force of a regular swing. You would be either hospitalized or dead. With it being an upward swing that seems to connect with the ribs, im leaning towards hospital. Fire Trailblazer: Just the lance alone would be enough to kill you, let alone the massive pillar of fire. Death. March 7th: You are crushed by Torso sized chunks of ice, and then instantly frozen in magical six-phase Ice. The human body can withstand being instantly frozen, but not thawed instantly. You would have several broken bones until you thawed out, then you'd die. Dan Heng: You are run through with a spear at such blinding speed that you cant see your attacker move. You are either dead of hospitalized. Silverwolf: No real life comparison, but since she can seemingly teleport and hack the real world, it clearly cant be pleasant. Since it shreds defense, possibly it is breaking down your armour? This would definitely at least hurt. Blade: Being stabbed with a sword would kill you. An overhand swing would kill you. A big guy, dropping from 50 feet up, directly on your head, with an exploding sword? You're dead. Yanqing: You seem to underestimate how dangerous a sword is. Being stabbed 5 times would kill you. Gepard: Eh, so long as you aren't part of that wall, you're good. If you are, you are either crushed instantly, or yeeted into the air. Seele: No real life comparison, but lets say it were a regular steel blade, and she was somehow capable of moving that fast. There wouldn't be enough body left for a funeral. Welt: You're fucked. Instantly. Bronya: Doesn't do damage. Natasha: Doesn't do damage. However, if you are hovering directly above her, you might get shot by a grenade launcher, which could kill you. Pela: Getting shot by 4 laser beams from different directions would be most likely lethal. Arlan: Getting cleaved by a greatsword, then a downward strike followed by a lightning bolt. You are gone. Asta: Doesn't do damage. Qingque: No real life comparison, but lets consider that the tile is made of solid material instead. You would become a puddle with the speed and weight of that block. Sampo: Several bombs going off point blank and then being stabbed results in death. Yukong: Being shot by 6 different arrows results in dead. Herta: Squashed by a gem. Death. Luka: Rocket Fist being driven into you at massive speeds, then exploding on impact. You dead. Tingyun: She do a spinny. You are fine. Serval: Lightning, but no physical impact. Possible you could survive, but unlikely. Hook: Her tool is digging up the earth before it hits you, and THEN it explodes. You are mince meat. Sushang: I actually went and did the math (potentially incorrect, but im probably lowballing the weight). Assuming her "phoenix" is a scaled up chicken, being 6.9x the scale of the average chicken, it would weigh over 2500 pounds. The enemy is crushed flat underneath it, just like you would be. Hanya: Doesn't do damage. Unless you are allergic to paint. Xueyi: Having a thrown spear chucked into you would kill. Now its exploding. You are very dead. Ruan Mei: Doesn't do damage. Kafka: Very dead. Clara: You are about to die, but the Ultimate itself isn't the cause of it. Lynx: If that pill landed on you, you certainly would not be ok. Thankfully its apparently an airburst pill. No Damage. Jing Yuan: Even if you are a building, you are dead. Fu Xuan: No real life comparison, but no comparison is needed here. You are fucked. Bailu: Unless you are allergic to water, you're fine. Jingliu: Sliced in half, and then half, then half, then half, then half. You are dead, with a closed casket funeral. Dan Heng IL: No real life comparison, but we can assume that a dragon is dangerous. Probably, almost certainly, dead. Huo huo: No Damage, yet. Argenti: First ultimate decapitates you. Second Ultimate obliterates you. You are dead either way. Topaz and Numby: Ultimate itself, like Clara, is not the thing that kills you. Its what's about to follow. Luocha: No real life comparison, so lets assume the thorns are made of... well thorns. Those are sword sized thorns, impaling your stomach. Followed up by a coffin appearing above you, and releasing some sort of magical energy that seems to do all of the damage. Its definitely dangerous, but I cant tell to what degree. Guinaifen: Its an explosion powerful enough to create a mushroom cloud. Instant death, or you'd wish you were dead. Himeko: Orbital Space Laser. Death. As Requested, I shall be adding the newer characters, as they come out. So long as I remember to. Blackswan: Surprisingly, doesn't do a whole lot. The hands seem to simply restrain you, with that pathetically low damage multiplier. However, the psychological damage dealt by seeing those hands would make me wish that I'd just been killed by it. Misha: Those bags must have fucking solid steel inside of them. Assuming all the bags hit me, and he has full stacks, I would just be pulverized to dust. Even at minimum stacks im going to need to go to the hospital. How the fuck is Misha pushing that cart?! More updates! Sparkle: yeah another "not personally dangerous, but you are about to get steamrolled" Gallagher: having claws shoved through you is bad for you. Probably at least hospitalized. Acheron: every part of her ultimate would be lethal. Even if you aren't the actual target. The final part would probably be lethal by being *on the same planet* Adventurine: once again we have Imaginary Damage, which means I have no idea what this is actually doing to you. But since you are being hit by several solid objects, it certainly wouldn't be good for you. Dr Ratio: apparently I missed this guy. But in any case, you are not surviving several hundred, if not thousands of tons of marble landing on you. Robin: Does a little bit of singing. Not dangerous on its own. Boothill: Fun Fact! Bullets kill people. So do explosions. He does both. Harmony/Hat Trailblazer: does a little dance, and hands everyone on their team a brick. But doesn't actually do anything to you, you are fine, for about 3 seconds. Firefly: Man, she just got drip marketed, no way have I seen her ultimate. But if it's anything like the *** fight, I believe you'd be toast.

Xueyi: *Literally chains and stabs your very soul with a spear* Solsmit: Yeah, I can survive that Luocha: *Literally steals your soul* Solsmit: Yeah, we put that in ouch Bro, what the fuck are you made of? Do you have a soul?

The amount of confidence to go “multiple arrows piercing my body? It’ll be a small ouch for sure” is astounding

*gets impaled by a spear followed by an explosion* “yeah I can survive that”

In the 1.4 Jingliu Companion Mission, Dan Heng’s spear was said to be sharp enough to cut through dragon scales. With the force he’s using in his ultimate, that would definitely be enough to kill a normal person (just ask Blade. He’s canonically died a couple of times from that spear).

this is hilarious if I imagine this as a Trotter planning its escape

5:52 It's kind of a hidden tidbit (since it's actually in Jingliu's character story - Blade's current sword is Jingliu's former sword), the sword weighs 3000 catties, which would be around 4000 pounds. So if you got hit with that, I think it'd be even beyond skull emoji

Getting run through with a spear will likely kill you if not leave you in critical condition. Lightning has 300 million volts of energy.

I don't think most people would survive regular Dan Heng's ultimate XD. He's not just hitting you with the spear, he's doing a thrust move. And having your stomach or throat(I assume it's one of the two as the animation looks like Dan Heng would be aiming at one of the two. Maybe he'd potentially go for the heart as well) pierced through is pretty fucking deadly. Especially your throat, as you'd bleed out to death before you could even begin moving to the hospital or something.

Silver Wolf is a hacker that can alter the fabric of reality. Her ult could probably erase you from existence, but more likely just teleport you to another place which is more her style.

Bro is more delusional than me and my friend💀

If Xueyi's Ult Doesn't Kill You Idk What Will 😭

I like how you chose to make yourself struggle on getting their energy instead of eating food XDD

That was Argenti's half ultimate , his full ultimate would definitely kill you 😂

this guy the definition of “nah id win” 😭😭😭

"I think I could survive that... It just ruptures my organs,, I'm not particularly dead"

Remember, all those ice sculptures falling is pure six phased ice, falling from a high place, it will literally crush you, if you somehow don’t die, you’ll be frozen in the coldest ice ever “I’ve been hit with a metal bat” How hard have you been hit with it? That hit literally looks like it will indent your skull especially since it’s powered up with more energy a lot of these ults that you think couldn’t kill you can kill you, I swear the only ults that doesn’t kill are the ones that buffs teammates without hitting the enemy

the confidence that you’d survive some of these ults yeah idk about that

Sampo`s bomb is a smoke one but he then slashes the hell out of you

As an argenti enjoyer... YOU ARE NOT EVER SURVVNG HIS FULL ULT. It pretty much hits you with the first strike andthe slashes a total of 6 tmes along your body

not you thinking you could survive someone throwing an EXPLODING SPEAR into your chest

Argenti has double ult mechanic. You can fill his gauge 2 times. It changes ult a bit

argenti has a second ult where he like slashes you 8 more times LMAO ++ imo getting hit w multiple pom pom shaped ice cubes that don’t melt is prolly gonna hurt like a LOT

was anybody else crying and screaming behind the screen telling him to use the food that gives the characters energy

Gui joins yanqing, "Hey little guy" lmao. Then Solsmit is like "what did you call me?" When you add characters to a party with members that share lore they will talk to eachother.

"Himeko's already gonna die" Captain of Hyperion: *drops his crystals into flashbacks* "😭😭😭"

4:43 no. No you cannot survive. a regular metal bat can probably crack your skull. Now a supercharged metal bat, yeah you are dead. the blast one would destroy your heart.

I mean, silver wolf has managed to edit the universe so definite 💀

"It just ruptures my organs, I'm not particularly dead" what do you think follows after you have all your organs ruptured? also, you can just click multiple ults and they will activate in succession before your opponent has a chance to get a turn in

I find it crazy you put dan heng going straight through you with a spear as not killing lmao

Sorry, I'm Malding so hard. Bro can't stand Explosion but could Tank a Lightning. Bro is highballin himself. He just like: 50/50 on that lightning. "Nah, I'd win". I like that. Nice video

doesnt dan heng literally pierce a spear through you

The only one I confidently disagree is March 7th As of right now her Ultimate is the only one that is able to freeze, disconsidering the whole "Six Phased Ice" thing, you'll literally explode. As some may know, if you are spontaneously frozen, your entire body collapses and your insides become "inside", singular.

"it just ruptures my organs"💀

I mean physical trailblazer is just straight up blunt force trauma 💀

I’d get many brain injuries from march’s ice sculptures getting launched from above, I’d die is what I’m saying

Fu Xuan's ultimate is above super ded ded. She's literally reduce you to atoms ⚛

"He swings his susanoo spear, and I get bisected" MADE ME LAUGH LOL

Ah yes, Caelus who can inflict blunt damage to your head does not kill you. Very strong man we have here.

for the 1 stars, you could've used the energy drink consumables to max out their energies before fighting

theres a few characters that recently came out but their ults are only leaked , also argenti has 2 ults not one :)

Himeko: u don't Welt: u don't kafka: you would actually die to be in her webs💀

For videos like this, it'll be easier on yourself and the viewers if you either pre-record these ultimate animations, then react, or just pull up anither RU-vid video showing all the ultimates.

The confidence this person has

lol you are most definitely NEVER surviving blade's ult

I would die by ALL of these.

No offense, but I don't think you'll survive most of these. 😭😭

You sound blazed out of your mind

Ahh this was so painful to watch cause of how little he knows

"Don't hit her..." *proceeds to put her with Yanqing, which ia most likely to NOT get hit thanks to his low aggro value*

Bro got cut in half with a blade, crushed his ribs with a metal bat, pierced with an arrow or slammed on by a giant chicken: "ouch :)"

There ist a litte error. The Bomb from Shampoo ist just a Smoke Bomb. So the only thing that hits you are the slashes so it should be only in ouch.

Welts def got to be the most deadly like seriously WHO SUMMONS BLACK HOLES FOR FUN AND NOT HAVE THE RISK OF DYING

I was really shocked when this only had 8k views. I thought it'd be at like 100k really entertaining. Didn't know I needed to know the fatality rate of all star rails ultimates

i love silly tier lists like this

Argenti has 2 Ults. His full ult would defenitely be much higher on the list. :) Still, fun tier list!

Bronya, chill? Nah bro, you ded, she just brought the entire belobogian army

He need to move Arlan, Serval, and Sushang up to dead bc you can survival lighting but that 90 percent for like a single strike and not only that it’s hazardous to be even 50 feet near a strike. Arlan is hitting with two great slash infusioned with lightning while calling down lightning and Serval is hitting you with a barrage of lightning strike. Then Sushang yes it’s just a giant chicken but the earth is literally break below it you aren’t surviving that.

Sampo has a smoke bomb, nonlethal weapon. The daggers would likely kill though. Blades are deadlier than guns just keep that in mind.

you should use energy regeneration items to refill your energy out of battle

This video was so much fun to watch, thank you so much for making this, you put a genuine smile on my face, and for that I sub now. I look forward to more of you in the future!! :)

"Nah, I'd win."

For qingque she basically shrinks u as well so the rule would prob crash u

this dude is so overconfident its funny

5:38 "He dunks on me with a sword.." This had me dying

I definitely think that blade would be instant death 💀 he’s coming straight down at you from the sky. That’s a slice through the head no way anyone can survive that

24:50 probably should not have brought yanking on account of how he makes enemies have less of a chance to attack him.

bro thinks that he's not going to die from internal bleeding from being hit with a giant metal bat with incredible force, no way same thing with dan heng etc "it just ruptures my organs... I'm not dead."

so let me get this straight, you think you can tank March's ice that is absurdly cold to the point of completely freezing enemies, but if you get hit with a smoke bomb you just die?

tbh, if i was an enemy & clara suddenly summoned a giant robo death machine (svarog)... i would probably pass away from sheer fear just being face to face with him. 😭😭

bro confidence is huge lmao

"i can survive lightning i'm not delusional"

Luocha slaps you with a coffin he carries around

This gives off so much “yeah I could wrestle a bear” energy

You can read the attacks from the main character screen where you power up their level

The video topic was intriguing but your judgment was pretty crazy.

you didnt do argenti's full ult, he has a second energy bar

The fact that he said “I’ve never been hit with digital energy so I don’t know” to Silver Wolf implies that he’s been hit with everything else and he’s still here to make this video. Absolute legend.

"He just cuts with his spear" His 2nd ult: 💀

One of these for HI3 would go crazy

If bro gets frozen by march’s ult it’s jover 💀

Argenti's full ultimate will skull symbol you.

Nah bro, all of them would probably kill me (except the healing and support bursts)

definitely underestimating a lot of these ults, an arrow rain / spear / greatsword slamming into you will almost definitely cause you to die

Silver wolf’s should be in We Chill. It’s not real, she’s just hacking you

I don't know why but I am giggling throughout the video lol. This guy's reaction itself is somehow funny enough for me.

24:01 why did I laugh so hard at this💀😭

The way you describe their ult is so... Omg.. 😂

Luocha... Shield? I just love when he throws his imaginary Coffin on enemies...

To be fair, Sampo has a smoke bomb I'm pretty sure, and his attacks are JUST the slashes. So I'd have put that in not dead.

8:49 "it just ruptures my organs, im not particularly dead..." Rupture: (especially of a pipe, a vessel, or a bodily part such as an organ or membrane) break or burst suddenly.

Correct me if I’m wrong But the female version of trailblazer still holds the lance like a sword when she does the burst…right