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How Lo Pro Can You Go? | Fixie Points Ep. 4 🔥🚲🔥 

Zach Gallardo
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Fixie Points is a satirical show where viewers submit photos of their bikes, and I arbitrarily award Fixie Points to them according to five categories: 1)coherence 2)bling 3)originality 4)attention to detail 5) bonus/penalty.
Some people in the fixed gear scene take their bikes, and worse, other peoples bikes way too seriously, tallying imaginary "Fixie Points" for everyone's builds. Fixie Points don't matter; all that matters is if you like your bike and if you enjoy riding your bike.
Enjoy the entertainment as I arbitrarily award Fixie Points to these 5 viewer submitted bikes:
1. Rick's All-City Nature Boy
2. Alex's Passence
3. Hannes's Constantine Bernard
4. Raihan's Affinity Lo Pro
5. Jake's 1997 Berretto Track
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@ZachGallardo
@ZachGallardo 6 лет назад
Some people in the fixed gear scene take their bikes, and worse, other peoples bikes way too seriously, tallying imaginary "Fixie Points" for everyone's builds. Fixie Points don't matter; all that matters is if you like your bike and if you enjoy riding your bike. Enjoy the entertainment as I arbitrarily award Fixie Points to these 5 viewer submitted bikes: 1. Rick's All-City Nature Boy 2. Alex's Passence 3. Hannes's Constantine Bernard 4. Raihan's Affinity Lo Pro 5. Jake's 1997 Berretto Track
@recruitof
@recruitof 6 лет назад
Zach Gallardo this guy looks like rice gum
@elo0326
@elo0326 6 лет назад
Im fkn dead
@elo0326
@elo0326 6 лет назад
Keep making these they funny af
@cg841
@cg841 6 лет назад
I could watch you roast bikes all day every day. Please bring this series back!
@richardcarr6493
@richardcarr6493 5 лет назад
#5 JAKE S AUSSIE ITALIAN wanna be Blue track bike gets my vote :)
@ST-kr7hz
@ST-kr7hz 6 лет назад
Disc brake on a fixed is pretty cool
@tonmelissa7900
@tonmelissa7900 4 года назад
Troll level over 900 but not over 9000
@tonmelissa7900
@tonmelissa7900 4 года назад
Troll level over 900 but not over 9000
@coreygolphenee9633
@coreygolphenee9633 3 года назад
Sounds like a recipe to otb but e braking in the rain would be neat
@fulgerite
@fulgerite Год назад
I still rewatch these. You were too good at roasting.
@mitchellsteindler
@mitchellsteindler 6 лет назад
But actually that Baretto is classically gorgeous.
@markdichiara3250
@markdichiara3250 6 лет назад
That was some funny stuff Zach. And well delivered. And that is coming from a 25 year veteran of the stand up comedy biz. Keep doing more Fixie Points. Are you sure that first bike isn't stolen? I could swear I've seen it around my home town.
@mthomas9854
@mthomas9854 6 лет назад
This is your best Fixie Points show yet! I like how it was more sarcastic than mean.
@curtis12345ize
@curtis12345ize 6 лет назад
I LIKE THE 3RD ONE 💕🔥 so slick
@greengonzonz
@greengonzonz 6 лет назад
Love this Zach. Had me grinning from ear to ear with the occasional involuntary chortle the entire vid. Keep em coming.
@teunluijbregts2533
@teunluijbregts2533 6 лет назад
That Beretto is SWEET!!! Only a man who has been building frames since the penny farthings (how’s that for a fixie - reasonably dangerous is for wusses) can pull off a frame that looks that good. :-) You rock, Brett!!
@rizen3467
@rizen3467 4 года назад
I would have given the German bike at least 85 points
@SykIntegrity
@SykIntegrity 6 лет назад
"Fixed gear lookin ass fixed gear." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SykIntegrity
@SykIntegrity 6 лет назад
Pls make that quote into a shirt!
@vernonhadley
@vernonhadley 6 лет назад
Another hilarious episode of Fixie Points. Biting nails in anticipation of the next one.
@beaudanner
@beaudanner 6 лет назад
Kodak tri-x 400. Damn that line got me. Hahaha
@tomcruz3774
@tomcruz3774 2 года назад
One of my fave episodes. Zach pls get hired by The Hard Times lol
@ScottCroom
@ScottCroom 6 лет назад
Holy shit this is one of the most hilarious Zach videos ever. It's like watching Michael Jordan play against some middle schoolers while he's in a really bad mood. +23 Fixie Commentator Points™
@grgprincipe
@grgprincipe 6 лет назад
Zach all that riding is making you buff bro!
@ZachGallardo
@ZachGallardo 6 лет назад
I'm normally vegetarian, but I gained 10 pounds after eating meat for 5 months in Taiwan. I'm back to being vegetarian, so we'll see how long it lasts.
@DAVID-cl2mp
@DAVID-cl2mp 6 лет назад
Love your helpful videos zach keep them up !
@philiplamprecht513
@philiplamprecht513 6 лет назад
"It turns out that Berretto means Hat." Zach's face lol
@thewaterbear
@thewaterbear 6 лет назад
So many pursuits/bullhorns! Loving it!
@lotsoftrouble101
@lotsoftrouble101 6 лет назад
i love these.
@edwardweiszbeck1649
@edwardweiszbeck1649 6 лет назад
This vid was too funny
@kimrice394
@kimrice394 6 лет назад
“Miles of steer tube”, “Dr.’s orders”😆😄😃. I’m guilty of this though🤓
@jacomedia8223
@jacomedia8223 6 лет назад
"I would have expected to receive physical photos shot on kodak tri-x 400" HAHAHAHA I died
@mxs4193
@mxs4193 5 лет назад
anyone else noticed the star patterns on the grips of the GERMAN bike at 5:08 :D
@emceekayable
@emceekayable 5 лет назад
I see what you did there! But I think those are VANS bike grips. (Based on the waffle sole)
@mxs4193
@mxs4193 5 лет назад
KØSE yeah, but still :D
@nerdygurl
@nerdygurl 6 лет назад
That was great.
@BEEBEE159
@BEEBEE159 5 лет назад
I liked the 4th bike, from Jakarta. It's unique.
@benbraceletspurple9108
@benbraceletspurple9108 Год назад
I've seen a low pro with 650b front wheel (700c rear) and the handlebars 6 inches down from the tire.
@seovinxent7400
@seovinxent7400 6 лет назад
I really like ur video Zach keep up the good work
@marquantraebrookson1294
@marquantraebrookson1294 6 лет назад
BLACK BIKES MATTER
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 6 лет назад
Marquan Lynch RED BIKES GO FASTA
@skyjuiceification
@skyjuiceification 5 лет назад
THATS all im sayin.
@skyjuiceification
@skyjuiceification 5 лет назад
@@BEEBEE159 .......
@neezysucks
@neezysucks 4 года назад
Pretty relevant now
@jameschestnut7786
@jameschestnut7786 6 лет назад
How many fixie points for that T-Boz hairdue?
@joseresendez2399
@joseresendez2399 6 лет назад
Fixie points!!!!!!!!!🤘🏽🔥
@sanosians
@sanosians 6 лет назад
This dude is seriously awesome XD very funny commentary, thank!
@davidduganne5939
@davidduganne5939 6 лет назад
Maybe I'll go back on BikeForums.net and tell'em they're taking everybody else's bikes too seriously! I like that!
@Herbivor7
@Herbivor7 4 года назад
That constantine was beautiful imo :o
@paullacey2999
@paullacey2999 3 года назад
I liked the last bike as well...
@bikeswankgang5501
@bikeswankgang5501 6 лет назад
At the end when you told people to ride their bikes instead of watch videos. Well im sitting on the couch right now because I cut my chin open when I fell of my Aventon Cordoba and just trying not to talk because sticthes hurt.
@footieballer
@footieballer 4 года назад
But I like shrimp and pork dumplings. Also I’m not sure how much time it takes to write these cutting edge cutting remarks, it is worth the time to watch all your Fixie Point episodes. 🚴🏽‍♂️👍🏻
@joetaylor486
@joetaylor486 5 лет назад
Okay, I am starting to get the whole fixie points thing. Gotta be a à good reason to fit an izumi superstrong v
@Tr.Brandon
@Tr.Brandon 5 лет назад
Love this clip!
@guaiamum
@guaiamum 6 лет назад
Hahaha omg, you're a genius
@Dreadlocks231
@Dreadlocks231 6 лет назад
when you said you expected codac physical pictures of the bike cos its indie i snort laughed and some of the coffee i was drinking came out my nose
@bluetickhound16
@bluetickhound16 6 лет назад
What’s your take on the Unknown Singularity? I know they’re very different from the Wabi line but if you were buying one, which would you get and (in a nutshell, why)?
@FernandoHernandez-jw4yy
@FernandoHernandez-jw4yy 3 года назад
Having to have two brakes is a law in Germany (and in Austria as well) but enforcement is kinda rare. It happens from time to time.Then you have to pay a fine. But I know a lot of people who ride brakeless for years now and never had to pay.
@Scohen415
@Scohen415 6 лет назад
Front only disc brake seems like a good way to be shot over the handle bars. Funny video!
@alextoevs_9386
@alextoevs_9386 6 лет назад
Sam Cohen oh man.. that braking power has saved me from plastering into the that back of cars last second right hooking me.. never had an issue with being scared about going over :)
@bingrusginckle
@bingrusginckle 6 лет назад
Lmao do you not know how to use an front brake
@andypham2453
@andypham2453 6 лет назад
Too funny!
@Jakeacotter
@Jakeacotter 6 лет назад
Proud owner of that ‘hat’
@williamparker2922
@williamparker2922 6 лет назад
Great vid bro
@albinpersson5468
@albinpersson5468 6 лет назад
650c in front is Lopro
@TinyZaiS
@TinyZaiS 6 лет назад
Blue one is really good
@powaytheband
@powaytheband 6 лет назад
Wait my math is wrong! Ok I get it now. I do enjoy your videos
@mrcart497
@mrcart497 6 лет назад
Nice Reviews!!!
@GabrielGarcia-eu6vr
@GabrielGarcia-eu6vr 2 года назад
I added gears to my fixie... Do I get more points per gear?
@Omardottcom
@Omardottcom 4 года назад
Lol!! “And I like that you doubled down on your FAKE Italian bike by fitting it with REAL Italian components. “ 😂
@frednovaes5888
@frednovaes5888 2 года назад
The German Constantine is the coolest
@theonlyJOEYGARTMAN
@theonlyJOEYGARTMAN 6 лет назад
How do I go about sending you pics of my bike? I got a not so common bianchi I think you'll really like to see
@smallerfreeze
@smallerfreeze 6 лет назад
we talkin shrimp and pork dumpling in one?... or like one shrimp and one pork dumpling?
@bekind9187
@bekind9187 5 лет назад
What are fixie points and roadie points? I’m so confused
@TheYz250fmf
@TheYz250fmf 6 лет назад
More!
@Errk2G
@Errk2G 6 лет назад
Fixie roast master Zach!
@jackhammer40k_
@jackhammer40k_ 6 лет назад
can you ask alex to show his brake lever? Interested to know how an XT brake lever fits on the 31.8mm bar clamp
@alextoevs_9386
@alextoevs_9386 6 лет назад
EatRideGrow shimmed at the stem!
@jackhammer40k_
@jackhammer40k_ 6 лет назад
can you have a shim to put s smaller clamp on a larger diameter bar?!
@alextoevs_9386
@alextoevs_9386 6 лет назад
the bars themselves are shimmed for the stem (that i found stupid cheap at city bikes).. however you are quite astute as, regardless of the shims, the lever does not fit the bar diameter. the bars are steel, i am not having to deal with the forces of downhill riding, and i have had zero problems. regardless, it is the one not quite right thing with the build..
@mdlouie
@mdlouie 6 лет назад
He is probably just using some 31.8mm aftermarket lever with his XT caliper...
@jackhammer40k_
@jackhammer40k_ 6 лет назад
It looks quite well hidden. Cheers for your response
@Tseringzzz
@Tseringzzz 6 лет назад
LMFAOOOOO this shit was funny asf
@MysteryGuitarrMann
@MysteryGuitarrMann 6 лет назад
Ouch :( xD (proud owner of that affinity)
@GiZMOSOLiD
@GiZMOSOLiD 6 лет назад
Why did I know you were going to mention Adidas xD
@manuellast1080
@manuellast1080 6 лет назад
Zach where can I send you a pic of my bike and you tell what u think
@Heavywall70
@Heavywall70 6 лет назад
Do they make black cambiums?
@chiroxxxrt
@chiroxxxrt 5 лет назад
Not in the mail Doesn't exist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@smartG1123
@smartG1123 5 лет назад
Imma just stay to my mountain bike
@fgv3357
@fgv3357 5 лет назад
9:07 hahha Ariana grande's japanese BBQ tatoo
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 6 лет назад
You like Mega Man, don't you Zach? 😂
@ROBUR_FB
@ROBUR_FB 5 лет назад
can i ride a fixie in the rain?
@zionwood6157
@zionwood6157 6 лет назад
7:25 I didn't understand the criticism he was making on that bike's gear ratio
@skyjuiceification
@skyjuiceification 5 лет назад
Never see belt drives on any bikes u review. belt drives are stealthy as Fushigi (never need greasing) and slice 100 grams of weight off ur drive train. its the way to go for craft bike badassery.
@marcusriches9995
@marcusriches9995 6 лет назад
My fav vids ever
@cxcre
@cxcre 4 года назад
I love how hes an ass in a nice way. Makes me crack up
@alextoevs_9386
@alextoevs_9386 6 лет назад
Zach- I actually have a roll of tri-x in my freezer if you want me to send over some additional pictures ;)
@stirfry3069
@stirfry3069 5 лет назад
Fixed gear is not my thing. I want to be able to get up hills
@eriksmith8882
@eriksmith8882 6 лет назад
#1 is an AC big block, not nature boy
@RalphWiggum-qi5yt
@RalphWiggum-qi5yt Год назад
But getting some new kicks for getting straight As is actually cool. That joke was a flop. Plus your shirt says Fixie just in case you forget what kind of bike you ride.
@RuezgaDaniel
@RuezgaDaniel 6 лет назад
Hey Zack, did you wear that shirt just for this video, or do you secretly dig it? We all know how you feel about the "F" word.
@ZachGallardo
@ZachGallardo 6 лет назад
I wore it for the video, but I dig it for the ironic hipster points.
@SP3TF3R3
@SP3TF3R3 6 лет назад
4:45 hahahahahahhha
@jimmybob111
@jimmybob111 3 года назад
I am the 12 year old that is getting a fixed bike for getting straight As on my report card
@brianwilliam8971
@brianwilliam8971 6 лет назад
Shout out Portland whoop whoop.
@MrUzi971
@MrUzi971 6 лет назад
Whats the pedal set up on that lo pro?
@flushywushy8166
@flushywushy8166 6 лет назад
Y u upload so late ;_;
@justintyler4814
@justintyler4814 Год назад
Zach has such weird taste
@Misterfraenkstaenk
@Misterfraenkstaenk 3 года назад
last but maybe least :D
@themindoft2934
@themindoft2934 6 лет назад
Not trash bikes , Tbh most of these builds looks better than your bikes
@QuickEK
@QuickEK 4 года назад
WTH?! in one of your videos you say "NEVER EVER use the term 'fixie'" and here you are wearing a "Fixie" t-shirt LOL
@Ober1kenobi
@Ober1kenobi 2 года назад
Sometimes you speak so fast when saying “fixed gears” that is sounds like you’re saying, “Fixiers” “Fix Years” or “Fixed Ears” All of which I’m perfectly okay with
@seafire820
@seafire820 6 лет назад
Dude if it was on tri-x 400 it would only be black and white! I want to so some color like some expired kodachrome
@powaytheband
@powaytheband 6 лет назад
Did you say 52-19 is only 72 gear inches? In what universe? Check your math dude
@ZachGallardo
@ZachGallardo 6 лет назад
I might have said 52 but meant to say 51/19 which is 70.48 gear inches. Decided to be generous and round up just like I generously rounded up on the Fixie Points 🙃
@powaytheband
@powaytheband 6 лет назад
Sorry I was being an internet whiner. Momentary lapse
@andreacolaianni6305
@andreacolaianni6305 6 лет назад
Actually BERRETTO means just "hat" #fakeitalian
@kennn2lol857
@kennn2lol857 6 лет назад
How do I send my bike
@matiasspesot7884
@matiasspesot7884 7 месяцев назад
How people tolerate this videos
@klunker289
@klunker289 6 лет назад
1.5 videos per week.
@idkjeb
@idkjeb 6 лет назад
First comment
@sarethums
@sarethums 6 лет назад
I watched one of your videos just yesterday from 2015 and you made it very clear not to use the word fixie.
@johnstrandberg3494
@johnstrandberg3494 6 лет назад
sarethums he's sarcastic
@sarethums
@sarethums 6 лет назад
here in this video or in the previous one? i dont think it is, i think its a change of opinion. Here is the video ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-oGrFkqVUt-A.html
@eriksmith8882
@eriksmith8882 6 лет назад
#1 is a Big Block not a Nature boy.
@jonathanavila6992
@jonathanavila6992 4 года назад
You have no taste in bikes you judge every bike and you haven’t even rode on them
@FreeUpTheWeed
@FreeUpTheWeed 6 лет назад
8:17 *DON’T SAY THAT SHIT,ZACH*
@FreeUpTheWeed
@FreeUpTheWeed 6 лет назад
😭 my bike cares Zach My bike cares
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