Wait a damn minute, if Mike's age is around 16, and he wishes to di3 since the age of, let's say 2, that means 1 million 69 thousand and 238 divided by (14 x 365 x 24 x 60) that means Mike wishes to die on an average of 1.4 times a minute, but if we don't count time when sleeping then it's 1.8 times a minute😮