The weirdest egg products we can find 

I saw someone say that he absorbs nutrients from the sun in a comments section about a year ago, and to me it feels taboo whenever he is seen consuming matter on the show.

would also explain why he gets extra offended by arin's expulsions.

He is a filter feeder

maybe hes still living off the calories from the skittles all those years ago

I'm so sick of these lies and slander (libel?) of Danny! Absorbs nutrients from the air particles around him through his *hair*? The hell are you smoking? First of all, while hair is hollow for some creatures, like polar bears, that isn't true for us. Second, Danny would have to suck in *quite* a lot of air with his air-drinking-hair to create enough biomass to be still considered Danny Sexbang. See, cells are constantly being replaced, and those replacements need to be built from what you eat and drink. Even if Danny was able to fuel his body (IE: Fulfill the minimum caloric intake it requires to function) he would still need to replace lost cells. In actuality, Danny eats more like a skinny crocodile. Since he's cold blooded, he doesn't need to worry about eating enough food to generate his own body warmth, instead he can absorb it from his environment. Danny can easily moderate his body temperature by being in close proximity to a source of heat, ie: Arin's Farts. This means his need for caloric intake is heavily reduced; he doesn't need to eat everyday like we do. Instead, like his reptilian ancestors, Danny can go up to a year without food. The rather surprising reality is that Danny DOESN'T eat at all, except for once a year when he has his annual Feast of the Nuggets, wherein he consumes his full body weight in chicken nuggets, followed by a small salad. The Event, as he calls it, has yet to be caught on film due to the great lengths he takes to ensure his privacy, but those who have witnessed it have described it as, "Awe inspiring," "beautiful," and "a living testament to the arrogance of man." Truly, he is one of Nature's marvels, and so you show proper respect and get your facts straight.

i second this

I third this

i forth this

@@Celebratory_Diaper I wanna fix this

They should have an episode where they rank cute hats on each other.

Pisplays just sounds wrong.

You can eat quail eggs raw

Arin crunching the quail eggs open in his mouth triggered all my sensitivity triggers :s

Dan: 9,9.5,11,12,11 Dan: *wheezing* Arin: I gotta poop

You can eat eggs raw it's just you have to hope salmonella poisoning doesn't happen (although that's rare)

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leggo my eggoraptor

I imagine Arin destroying a stack of waffles

Oviraptor tbh

​@@2001roserose exactly. Ovaraptor sounds badass. It's the nostalgia critic, but for original video animations.

@@ScoutBostonAnonStuds everyone has thought of that at least once right ?

I was going to just "like" this comment and scroll by but I saw that instead of a number next to the thumbs up, it's just said "Ten"

Or Mithridates VI for a history reference

Them deciding to do this as millions of birds and chickens are being infected by and dying of the also-highly-deadly-to-humans H5N1 virus maybe wasn't their smartest move

Clearly they were trying to poison Dan with Arin's ineggitable farting

@@GreatWightSpark no see thats to build his fart tolerance. like poison ivy making harley quinn immune to toxins. its all connected

The answer is yes

The mystery is what makes it special 🤫

Most of the fart here was edited in, and the last portion of it was real

My theory is that he has a secret ass mic

​@@SlapChopMyShamWowby saying it's a theory, that gives the idea that it's not 100% something they'd do. which given Arin, there's no way that's NOT true

He's been saying he'd fuck guys for the entire show

and yet dan loves just putting raw eggs in arin's mouth XD

Counterpoint: "Eleveeen!"

OK, I guess that Dan is like the aunt gave up and is trying to teach Arin a lesson about eating too much by scarring him with more food.

Audibly posing together, how wholesome 😊

well if Dan wasn't the cause of a lot of Arin's choking, I might be inclined to agree lol.

Can’t wait to see if the replay ability graph gets higher around that bit

8:52

@@SamRK-1000 you lead an exciting life

@@Madkroniik all in an honest days work my friend

@@Madkroniik EGGciting

He's also said he going to die on camera.

@@kylie7780 I'm looking forward to the final Grumps episode: How Many Scissors Can Arin Swallow?

Ikr I can't wait since the announcement!

I stay awake thinking about this quote.

He's got that fight coming up though

I noticed that, too!

"What's up party people?" *vine boom*

And if I may add, several minutes overboiled

They should have replaced the dinosaurs with salt and pepper

​@@thatfroggie this is what happens when you have the producers cook the food

Oh, you thought this eating exercise was meant to be enjoyable for Arin?

@@pattyofurniture694 NGL Every time the team prepares any of the food for them it seems like it's generally over cooked, undercooked or cold.

It's both harassment and a hazard

Game Grumps llc is technically a chemical company

@@nickkennedy9034 "Arin Hanson - CEO of infamous chemical company Game Grumps Inc LLC"

It's a hostile work environment

osha violation, HR violation, and human rights violation all at once

Only Dan would say something like that and I love him for that❤

I specifically searched the comments to see if someone said about it, yes

SUMOLUWA

Scrunkly

Berd can I have my family back? I know you needed them for your sacrificial purposes but I was just wondering

Berd

Omg berd!

Why is it not surprising in the least that berd likes game grumps

"No conditioner can contain the raw power of my hair's beastly Judaism." "Blaghgabargha- Bagels!"

@@williammccallum4760 it all comes back to him talking about Judaism 🤣🤣🤣

@@williammccallum4760 A little kugel maybe?

So that's why he does that... XD

That's what every adhd kid does ❤😂

Also “I trewed up” - Arin Hanson 2023

"we know" - everyone

"I gotta poop." - Arin dumpster hanson 2023

If Arin did ever come out, we’d just be like “we know!”

Yea we knew already lol

Trueeee

I wonder what his wife Susie thinks of the poison he eats, we all know she’s okay with him coming out but we don’t know what she thinks of his eating this stuff.

come out? at this point arin renovated his closet to a walk in closet

@@xenodrone3367 very true “My sexuality and gender identity can’t find me if I keep burying myself deeper and deeper into this closet”

@@spikejr3113jr 😂

Tbh brimstone isn't that bad.

@@loki4807Your comment reminds me of that Superman comic panel when he's inhaling gas and is all like "My favorite" lol

@@thatpinhead7543 I read that one.

Brimstone is sulfur, so you’re saying she’ll have to deal with sulfur and sulfur

@@CJtheentity I’m just using the saying smartass. Also, reacting to a comment from 10 months ago?

Ed Edd n Eddy goes with everything

I had to rewatch that like, 3 times. I absolutely love we'll used Ed Edd n' Eddy sound effects.

I rewatched that more times than I probably should have. It brought so much joy and nostalgia to my inner child. xD

Such an underrated sound effect.

"SUBALUWA!!"

I don't think that's a hand wagging at us 💀

Pretty sure that was more of a "throb" than a "wave."

​​@@kadinnova1117 What, Arin can't just have a little wholesome moment? People like you make me sick, you just have to -**Arin loudly farting for 12 seconds straight** Nevermind, I knew it wasn't a hand (As the sound of farting continues)

@@BenjaminRegen you had me in the first half not gonna lie 😂

@BenjaminRegen this is one of my favorite youtube comments i’ve ever read

Note to self: never drink anything when watching the ten minute power hour

​@@ochuspinyep more like 10 minute power shower lol

I expelled about 3 oz of beer when that happened. Luckily my AsgardianVision laptop is everything proof.

I can never smoke to game grumps, i have to pause, too many bowls have shot into the heavens mid inhale/laugh rip

Or key as “A KEY! KEY- E- E! KEY!!!”

spooky scents at a distance

Same bud. Same.

​@@nickkennedy9034 the quantum fart

Most of the sound was edited in lol

My moment was "Eleven... Twelve... Eleven... Ten..."

Yanks the paper away

"the cauldron that you brew a little stuffed animal in" sounds way more metal than the actual toy, though xD

i want them to play with the poopsie slime surprise toys so bad, those gross little cashgrabs have held a place in my heart since unus annus

Chicken eggs are like entirely protein and cholesterol. Eating 50 has to be the most efficient way to stop the heart for sure.

@@TheRealAtello Eggs contain mainly HDL-cholesterol which lowers LDL-cholesterol (LDL is the kind that makes you sick). There was a time when we didn't know that there were different types of cholesterol or how they affected eachother, but now we know that eggs are very healthy to eat!

@@JosephineFhyr well, not 50 at once though.

@@TheRealAtello Probably not. But I doubt that there is any food item that you'd immediately drop dead from overconsuming. It takes a while to absorb and whatnot.

Man, I didn’t know Gaston’s life took such a dark turn.

And Arin is amethyst, eating everything

I watched this for the first time like 3 days ago and it's been stuck in my head every day ever since

My mom has a I chicken or two that laid mint green eggs

Scrolled for too long for someone to point out that there is a breed of chicken that lays colored eggs

This comment needs to be pinned!🤣

Is he even still a grump? Or did he go solo?

@@migiplayz91 once a grump always a grump

Quoting Arin in super Mario maker: ROSS!

Indeed a legendary fart.

Most of it was edited in lol, only the last part was actually the real sound of his fart

​@@L33PL4Y What on earth are you doing trying to defend real farts. I saw at least 4 other comments of yours exactly like this. Let people laugh and move on man

@@helloitsVehere It's not a "defense," it's telling people the truth. It's healthy to know what's real and what isn't, and something doesn't have to be real to be funny.

I FART ❤

Literally anytime we (any of the lovelies) put on a grumps video while eating we are taking this risk

idk bro i could probably tell you how thats gonna go.

If you can eat your lunch faster than twelve minutes and fifty seconds, you'll be fine. No guarantees for the last fifty-five seconds though.

How'd it go? I'm assuming you already watched it it's been 20 minutes

​@@socksandshoes8033 Probably. But I still find myself eating and watching grumps time and time again

Yup I’m pretty sure he works behind the scenes on most The Grumps episodes

he is married D:

​@@doggyspeakand a real person

You know, for a person who won't eat literally 95% of the things on the show, dan sure is very willing to give arin salmonella by making him eat several raw quail eggs.

Dan too, for being within stink's reach

Or, you know, like real life

Real

Hopefully pasteurized eggs were used? No idea about the quail eggs tho 🙃

it's the perfect toss that kills me

It's okay, his wife already knows

​@@KhanaHatake in hindsight, there were many signs. Like the club he had with other men where they showed each other their penises.