how my hair fell out 

commented this from the wrong account lol. i'll pin it anyways.

insert 2 spidermen pointing at each other meme here

@@goosewayn. So they prescribed you acutane for the fungus? I guess the ideas was to cause you to be photo sensitive and sunburn it off? Or dry it out as that a really saps the moisture. In conclusion meds are all so effed and if anyone truly knows how they are developed and their life cycles …No one would take them. A good med give the company 10-20 years of sales before the law suits out weigh the profits and it’s pulled. Nearly all meds eventually get pulled. Surprisingly the narčotîc meds are actually the safest in a way. They dont have the anomalous side defects like anäl fissures (common with man meds…..look it up. Wish i could say this comment is a con. A trol. But it es knot a noose such as that. But seriously try and get off any meds pPole. Instead figure out what plant they used as the basis for the med as thats how they create stuff. Find a plant. Identify an alkaloid. Then alter it so its not natural thus enabling them to patent and claim ownership. Anyways ill stop there before i really open up the black hole related to awl this

Goose you should do that regardless that would be great

You’re such a nice person, I really hope it’s not your hair that is keeping sponsors away

Oh awesome! Join Discord and send him those questions for his 1 mil subscriber video... I'm not kidding, do it! **Arnold voice** DO IT NOW!

@@DahBear Sorry, not interested.

He’s lying

@@ooo8188but why would he do that on the 2nd channel? No need to lie for no views

@@eswarjuri don't ask me

forreal. i just wanna make banger ads

@@goosewayn it'll happen soon, I'm sure of it!

@@goosewayn Brother I feel like keeps would love you

i need the name of the fungusx please find it out

He signed an NDA of course he didn't actually think he was batman lol.

​@melvincrossbred8750 if he didn't think he was batman then he wouldn't have wore the mask long enough to contract fungus infection😊

@@CossyMango he's just messing around its a trolling video. The balding he has is exactly one of the patterns of male pattern baldness.

@@CossyMango look at the Norwood scale. If it was truly a hair eating fungus I doubt it would eat in the exact Norwood genetic pattern. It would probably be in random spots some over near the sides some near the back etc.

@@melvincrossbred8750 Nah man, you can't trick me... it was definitely a fungus... you can tell the bald patch is the same shape as a mushroom.

Yeah, then why does the Batman theme song lyrics have the word NDA in them? Batman, Batman, Batman Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman Batman, Batman, Batman Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman Batman, Batman, Batman Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman Batman, Batman, Batman Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman Batman, Batman, BatmaN DA da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Batman! Something isn't adding up here and it isn't my IQ.

If it were a NDA he would simply not talk about it instead of lying to his audience. If you think its a troll, then wheres the punch line? There's no joke there

Then you dont know how his content works😂😂😂 ​@@Luper1billion

@@danielreed5199all that typing for a tasteless joke

@@almightyswizz kinda cringe that you head nothing better to do in your day then to poop on someone’s joke…….lol

q-tip

Yes definitely don't forget about the q tip ! Thats the most important detail ! 😂

@@goosewayntaquito..

Seriously this is an even more shocking revelation than the bacteria situation and somehow it's being glossed right over lol. We need a video on this.

That's so true. Hopefully, in the next video

@@Shadow72eapers bacteria are not fungi

From what I’ve heard and what I believe is that he legally can‘t say „it was a bit“ or else he could get sued by the network behind Dr. Phil for faking it. So goose will keep saying that it was real while it most likely was just a bit/troll. But I‘m not sure, so take this with a grain of salt.

@@maxlikessnacks123 exactly this, he is in too far at this point. i love him either way but you can watch that video and clearly see the wife is acting, and not very well.

this video was not a joke

@@goosewayn I know but even being serious you're still hilarious. Please never stop posting!

@@Jbbubanic5434bro him saying this video was not a joke, was a joke

awww THANK YOU!!!

SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYY 😭😭😭

@@goosewayn I’ll see if SpongeBob can send over some of that Nickelodeon money, my guy 😏🧽 P.S. you have better hair than liver king and better GAINZ 💪

If we all çàshlapped him 1 buck that would do it. Ive always thought about that. … Id think everyone just even sent me o.25 that would be so amazing. They would simply send 1.25 and then i (or the Goose) would immediately send them back their 1.00. I would try this out next broad cast GooseMayne. I mean who wouldnt send at least 1.01 right? Think about it. The key is trust and id say your viewers all trust that your wife would be on that sending back the bucks. Curious how much you’ll make.

​@Coincidence_Theorist if i had more than $1.75 to my name, that would still sound ridiculous lol

your comment just sucks tho

@@ShadowXg0z your mama sucks

why is this so backhanded lol

adds GTA 6 character

💀​@@goosewayn

The most backhanded compliment is “oh it…adds character”😂

@@youngornitier bro that's not what a backhanded compliment is. People say all types of things add character, e.g. facial hair/accessories, furniture/decor. I never give backhanded compliments

To me you're a kid, but a very good looking one. Please know drugs are for ugly people. Someone tricked you into thinking they're not. Now prove them wrong. That's all it's just a thing and no thing is stronger than you.

@@jojo683 no one tricked me, I was just very weak and curious. Much like Pandora and her box

@@haydenwozere Great attitude. Accepting responsibility is a great start. Cheering for you!

@@jojo683 thanks and God bless you

I commented this.. Fungus is real, called Malassezia, a yeast. What you had was most likely seborrheic dermatitis, caused by over production in sebum(skin oils) which build up and the fungus will feast on it. I have no doubt the mask exacerbated the problem you'd have had causing more skin irritation, scabbing, and maybe some temporary hair loss with it. However, seeing an older picture of you that you posted shows you had a temporal recession type loss that is common with most male pattern baldness cases and where most will start the loss from. As such, MPB is caused from your hairs sensitivity to DHT in which it will shrink in size over time. DHT Is also responsible for the sebum production and for acne and body hair growth, among other things. So it's my studied belief that, while yes, you did have a head fungus(quite common among those with MPB), your hair loss was indirectly related and it was only a matter of time for it to have shown. As well, you unfortunately had an aggressive case of it. If your dermatologist didn't catch that, he's an idiot. Anyhow, sorry for what you went through either way.

@reykennedy5716 This makes sense. Ultimately, I hope he's genuinely not bothered. I am a woman with an autoimmune disease. I suffer recurring hair loss. I've cried over it & then gotten on with my life because it's just how it goes..

Appreciate that 🥰

@@goosewayn first time a content creater ever replied to me. Proves my point! Cheers my friend

it's a nightmare to edit 😢

omg thank you so much!!!!

batman so strong

it is!

No need for that much text, because a fungus wouldn’t have let him go bald like that. This I just the classic androgenic alopecia

belize is an interesting story but i probably won't make a video about it because you guys just wouldn't believe me lol you'd think im trolling 😔

@@goosewaynnahhhhh now u gotta do it!

@@goosewaynjust pinky promise you’re telling the truth

​@@goosewaynyou can't just say that and expect us not to suffer.

i'm fake. actually a jerk irl.

@@goosewayn With a beautiful face like that I don't believe you. 😁❤️

ME TOOOOOO

@goosewayn it just takes time I guess....but you are amazing! My son and I watch you ALL THE TIME. When he sees a girl that he likes, he says, "Alexa....turn on the rizz lights" 😊