How Not To Run A Restaurant | Fly Simulator 

"Now this is how you run a restaurant" A few moments later "Your coming with me" Drags woman into bathroom with dead bodies 😂

Imagine what the people playing the flies were thinking 😂 “why is he pilling the bodies behind the counter”

“ the client was frightened of the corpse “ Daz: oh ffs it’s only a dead guy 🤣🤣🤣

“Oh yea, pizza!” “ *WHY DID YOU DIE* “ “What’d you do, trip over a menu?!”

When he was throwing the bodies behind the counter all I could think about the people who were the flys watching him 😂😂😂

Gordon Ramsey: is this how you run your kitchen you twit?!? these body's are *FOOKIN RAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!*

The pure panic in his eyes when the customer died is true gold

How to run a restaurant: *Don’t kill people* Daz: _Instructions unclear- Everyone is now dead_

"Okay! Nice and clean! Apart from the flies and the dead bodies behind the counter"

"COME IN SIR! *client walks away* FUCK OFF SIR!" I LITERALLY CHOKED I COULDNT BREATHE

I cannot stop laughing. It’s the cuts between speech. Going from “WHY DID YOU F***ING DIE” to aggressively shouting “HAVE SOME WINE” had me absolutely wheezing

The flys watching daz put dead bodies in the bathroom stalls: 👁👄👁

12:33 1 second of blackness, then suddenly corpses in the bathroom.

I love when the woman at 5:53 she see’s the corpses and blood, and she’s just like Really? This is like the 5th restaurant with dead bodies, oh well I see it all the time

“DONT LEAVE IVE GOT A PIZZA” *proceeds to yoink the pizza at him*

“They’re lining up around the block” *2 minutes later* “alright come with me”

Imagine being a fly watching Daz put dead bodies in bathroom stalls

Daz: “Things were becoming normal around here! *20 corpses behind counter*

I can just imagine the hysterical laughter from the Flys point of view

10:17: *Daz just casually walking over a hill of dead bodies*

"For fucks sake! It's only a dead man!" Sam and Dean everyday

"NO SIR SIR! I GOT A PIZZA COME BACK" *throws the pizza behind his back while he is walking outside* AH *dies*

Imagine being the flys looking at it like “what the hell is this guy doing-“ 😂😂

*Man dies fast* Daz: *surprised face* Daz: "Why did he die" Me: "I'm done" 😂😂😂

"THERES NO CORPSES!" *hides 5 corpses behind the counter* 😂💀💀

“Gordon Ramsey’s not going to like me at all” Well true

I lost it when he said “HIS CROTCH JUST WENT IN MY FACE”

some may say the people were dropping like flies XD

You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly.

I bet the fly’s were thinking... Yep we are playing online with a crazy person

"Hello Ma'am, welcome to Cafe Le Fucking Dead Body!" I literally almost choked with laughter

“Welcome to cafe de dead bodies!”😂😂

Daz -“WELCOME TO CAFE THE F**KING DEAD BODY” Me - “oh well that place sounds very bloody good doesn’t it”

"OPEN. THE FUCKING. DOOR!!!" Daz's accent makes that line 10000x better

"You've got nippels." *drops dead* "WHY"

"Gonna drag you to the back it'll be fine" Said every serial killer ever💀

I guess you could say they’re *Dropping like flies* Bah dum tsssss *jazz hands*

Me: *gets flashback from the oven blowing up in the restaurant simulator* Also me: Oh crap...here we go again...

"dont worry its just a restuarant with death" people walk in daz: has 200 dead bodies

“I GOT A PIZZA” *throws pizza box at customer and kills them*

"WELCOME TO CAFE LA FUCKING DEAD BODY" 😂😂😂

Daz: why, why you died. *kicks her in the face

I love how he just piles bodies behind the counter as if everythings ok. XD

Daz to the flies: “You’re ruining my establishment!” *Dead bodies and blood everywhere*

I lost it when he started kicking the body shouting 'WHY?! " 😂😂

*Daz* : No, no! She's conscious! I'm not playing with her ass! *Daz* : Yeah, we-welcome sir!. *See's a customer tripped and die* FOR FUCK SAKE! What you do?? You trip over a menu??.God damn it!!. *Daz* : HAVE SOME WINE!! *Threw a bottle of wine on the table* Fuck! I gotta get a pizza! *Gets pizza* Coming! Please wait! *Saw customer gets up and walk away* No don't leave!! Don't leave!! Sir!!!! I got a pizza!!! *Threw a box of pizza at the customer and he dies* Ohh for fuck sake!..😂😂😂

Daz: Don't come in your just going to leave... or die. The people playing the flys:👀 👄 Daz: F*CKING MOTHER OF DRAGONS HERE! Fly people: ಠ_ಠ

Anyone else in fucking tears of laughter

“JUST TRIPPED OVER A MENU AND DIED!” Every football player

I’ve never laughed thro a whole entire video . I was creasing 😂

The mountain of dead bodies behind the counter got so big you had to scale it to get pizza XD

Imagine the yelp reviews on this place🤣

Me:It started with daz And ended with every corpse resembling his fanbase Ily daz 😂

It was so funny when they walked in the sit down then died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I work at an italian restaurant, and I can confirm this is exactly what happens every day.

Man: *walks in* Daz: DONT COME IN Man: *immediately dies* Daz: Damnit.

At least 15 bodies behind the counter, blood all over the floor, walls, and tables. And Daz blames the flys.. “The fucking flys are ruining my establishment” He’s the best ever!

just think, the people who are the flies are just watching him😂😂

1:25 "I've Served Her a Man. I'm Sorry!" Thats almost every girls dream xDD

I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO EVERY 5 MINUTES BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID MY LUNGS WERE GOING TO FLY AWAY SINCE I COULDN'T BREATHE 😂😂 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO BEFORE

9:12 The woman on the floor :cUz tHiS is THRiLLeR

No I cant I'm laughing so hard its 11:21 at night and I keep waking up my grandma I'm laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“WHY IS EVERYTHING DYING I JUST CLEANED EVERYTHING UP” 😂

"Things are just starting to get normal around here!"... There are 6 dead bodies behind the counter

Client gets scared away Daz: “it’s only a dead guy” Me: dies of laughter

Him having to climb over the dead bodies behind his counter in an Italian Restaurant is just quacking hilarious xdd 😂

I've never laughed so much, i actually cried i laughed so much! Gods sake Daz

I NEED A PART TWO THIS IS THE MOST IVE LAUGHED AT A VIDEO EVER

*Daz casually hiding bodies* The flies: Excuse me😀

Daz: Sees a fly on the pizza tries to hit fly but hits the man instead *Swears at fly*

*dead body in front of door* *daz holding a gun* “SHES COMING IN” *runs away screaming*

i prefer Daz playing game like this

imagine going to a pizza place and you see a growing pile of corpses behind the counter...

11:12 my absolute favourite part is when Daz screams 'son of a bitch'. I don't know why but that curse always gets me. XD

*WHY ARE PEOPLE DYING IN MY RESTAURANT?!*

It's so cute how he gets all happy when customers order pizza 😂💕 2:30

I’ve watched this way to many times. It’s so funny 😂😂😂

I was having a really bad episode, this helped me get through it and laugh, my favorite channel :)

I absolutely lost it at 10:22

I was laughing so hard when he was yelling at the people who were dying in front of him.

Me the fly: Wondering what the hell is going on Daz: countinues to walk over the dead corpses

Daz: Why is everyone dying?!?! Me: We’re all going to die

Omg imagine being the fly and just watching Daz freak out and kill a bunch of people and stuff them behind the counter 😂😂😂

U are the funniest RU-vidr ever 😂keep on dazzling ❤😂❤😂

“THEY ARE CUEING AROUND THE BLOCK!😀” No daz they was just walking past 😂🤣

6:46 “I’m doing the F****** CAN-CAN” AHAHAHAHHA

Wow those people are dropping like flies

Daz:don't come in we are closed Man:ahhh Daz:oh now he's dead

This is so funny But at 11:05 who would smack a pizza with a shovel 😂😂 Never laughed so much in my life

When he says I’m taking my employee to the back but actually he was taking a random dead person to the bathroom or behind the counter

I am dying right now.Daz should play this again but as a fly. 😂😂😂

"I've served her a man."

I love how he just casually climbs over the mountain of corpses to get a pizza. 😂😂

Daz: oh no someone died Also daz: *throws chair at someone and killed them* oh..

5:17 is the definition of how far dabbing has gone.

Can you play again as the fly?

Daz getting mad at people is the peak of stuff that makes me laugh

My favorite parts 🤣 7:05 13:56 9:42 9:10 10:58 I loved this video hope you make more!

"Sorry i didn't mean to bump into you don't die" i love daz

This was the funniest video I've watched in a long time