How One Man Reformed Rome - Attila Total War 

The best part is that In Real Life John invaded Italy with Belisarius but one of Belisarius’ guards accidentally stabbed him to death. No joke, look it up.

Leave a like for John and his band of merry men.

The funny part is that John the Armenian was actually an important historical figure.

iSorrow: yo pass the aux cord Me: you better not play trash ISorrow: **plays Anttila: Total War intro song**

The best world is a world where the Italian Renaissance music was Tuvan throat singing

I unironically love the Hunnic/Mongolian throat singing that plays at the start menu, it really feels foreboding which is what you want in a game about the end of the world

"So, youw fathew was a woman..." "No no, a ROMAN..." "Stwike him centuwion, vewy woughly!" *Ironside hammer slams into ISP's face* *High pitched whimper*

John the Armenia grew too powerful and crashed the game. There is no fix for this.

That hi-res low-res shit at the highest settings always bothered me about Atilla too. I think it's just that the textures are shittily done.

For old games, sometimes downgrading to an old driver that was around the game's release helps Or run it in compatibility mode

GLORY TO JOHN THE IRON ARMENIAN, MASTER OF THE FEET, MASTER OF THE HORSE,MASTER OF THE INFINITY GAUNTLETT AND SAVIOR OF ROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comment below on who would win in a fight John,Bohem or Dong And why.

The game realised that John was to powerful and put an end to his reign of terror.

Funny thing is that John was a real historical charecter who's invaded Italy with Belisarius.He was Belisarius' cavalry commander but he was killed by his own men at the end.

How one man *_BECAME ROME_*

John is who we all strive to be one day

JOHN THE ARMENIAN THE LIBERATOR OF ROME!!!!!!

Age of Charlemagne is good, it’s probably as close to medieval 3 as we’re going to get for a while

You should try Age of Charlemagne because it's like Thrones of Britannia except good.

I love how he went to total war which is very entertaining, keep it up ISP love your vids!

Voldemort, Gollum and Princes Leia. How many references?!

*Mongolian throat singing intensifies*

minecraft hunger games at 500k

I've got the freeze issue aswell, try to set the games version on windows 7, it helped for me... just dont ask why

Best roman generals: -Pompey -Octavian -Scipio Africanus -Julius Caesar -Belisarius -John

You just gotta love Ironside intros. Next it’ll be on Alex the Ramblers hairli- oh wait that’s not possible...or is it?

Thank you iSorrowproductions, very -cool!- *freaking epic!*

Imagine starting an expedition to reclaim Rome just to get one-uped by some guy with a wooden sword.

Yay Belisarius was actually quite badass, I recommend reading up on him. He did indeed reconquer North Africa and Italy for the Byzantines under Justinian (albeit not for very long...)

Atilla, more like.... Atortilla

HE CALLED US GRAVYBABIES

Best thing to see on my B-Day! Thank You ISP!

"John get your fingers ready" is definitely a line in a porno

You're right about the menu theme in Attila. That's some good music. I actually put that tune on my MP3 player. I listen to it when I'm exercizing. I like to listen to it and picture myself standing on the front line at the battle of the Catalaunian Fields as Attila and his horde of piss stinking barbarians come over a hill on their horses. Attila stinks of piss and is shouting orders to his barbarians, who also stink of piss. The men next to me are wavering because of the stench of pure piss, but I stand there, taller than the rest, willing to die for Rome, and naturally this inspires them not to run away from the stench of piss. Good times man.

If we’re his gravy babies Is he our mashed potato daddy?🤔

do artillery only in medieval 2

*How one paradox game made a man blow his brains out*

Well before Justin Y.

The man was bald and angry.

When you need something to keep you going, Mr. John and ISP are yer bois.

When it said Justinian’s support was ending, I was like “are you fucking serious!? I’m single handedly restoring the Roman Empire for your fat ass, yet you can’t do me the favour of funding the armies I need to do it!?” Justinian doesn’t deserve my loyalty but goddamn it, Belisarius remains loyal despite it all!

He protecc He atacc But most importantly HE REFORMS ROME BACC

I got the Kingdom of Rome trophy but that was the most brutal campaign so far, went anti-clockwise from Africa and eventually settled in Spain. From there, took Africa and then into Italy.

John the Armenian was also a historical general who supports Belisalius. He was half Armenian-half Romab. He was a second commander of Belisarius since the time of Battle of Dara. In history he also known as 'Johanes of Armenia'

I love this dlc, like real Belisarius. Very easy to fail as romans though, because you have to build economy buildings for the start, or you cant pay to your armies.

When he mentioned civilians throwing rocks and fighting, I suddenly got Stalingrad vibes 😂

it s the power of john s snap that s breaking the damn game

Congrats for 420k subs my dude

Man with all these guys shouting in the thumbnails, ISP could start making mobile games

This is the first video I watch in 2020 , feel honored.

All hail the greatest, the handsomest, the smartest ... *drum roll* ...John. Just John you know like the the most common man ever. The kind of person who is the literal incarnation of averageness.

iSorrow was secretly Attila this entire time

*ARTILLERY ONLY COOL MATH GAMES 10x*

RIP John’s finger’s I think they fell off after all the snapping

That was the best song I ever heard in that game and the reason I played it

I don't even like Total War but I support my boy through the cyclical hell

That pronounciation of Carthago is something that should get you crucified.

The menu music is indeed great.

Intro music is the best part.

Would like to see the sequel of John's adventures!

Correction: How *Ironside* reformed Rome with their hammer

Guess who's back Back again Rome is back Tell a friend

its important to have a John. Its like. "ya think im tough. wait till John gets ya"

What kind of alternate history HOI4 mod is this? They don't even have tanks!

Nobody: Not one soul: ISP: jOhN ThE ARmEniaN!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhh!!! Best intro song ever.

John's integrity became so high, the game can't handle it

we need more john!

"John, get ya fingers ready!"

Do a video about Divide et Impera in Rome 2 I want to see your reaction on how realistic it is.

We need more *JOHN*

John is love John is life

How one man invented anime

Sometimes restarting your computer fixes issues. It works for me and the Mass Effect trilogy anyway

Attila 2: Electric Boogaloo

I just watched a 10 minute advertisement on toilet paper, someone taking too big of a shit, and which way to hang a toilet paper. worth it

well john if you want to reform skyrim you will need a mini gun

We'll get em next time

I'm so glad you uploaded this for the simple fact , now I know my portholes do not have a bug 😂 They are so bad. Even the Warhammer ones!

A year late but that minute lag crap happens to me too

You better run, run from Attila the Hun.

John the Armenian was actually one of the people who almost ruined the campaign for Italy irl

that music made me excited

I wanna see more of this!!!!

John is A TRUE SON OF ROME

6:19 - Link, the Hero of Hyrule, started off with a Wooden Sword and you don't see him complaining.

BIG UP FOR JOHN

I remember the freeze issue happened with Empire too, after a certain point in the game.

WE WANT TO SEE MORE FROM JOHN THE ARMENIAN

The description XD

Loved this video if you find a solution to the problem i would love to see a pt2

yess!! total war attila!!

Favilac looks like Russ Abbott playing Princess Leia

John was to OP!!!!!!

the music is better than isp uploading a video

Fun fact you could of adopted John, made him ur heir then charge belisaris general unit into death then bam. John rules

Do you plan your jokes or do you improvise them at the moment? They are too good.

The priest was the earliest example of a Star Wars cosplayer

Hey that's me!

The way you pronounced Carthage ripped my soul apart.

Lol I was banned from the ISP discord for telling the modmail " give me your money" made my day.