How Our Terrible DM Totally Lost His Sh!t & Got Hospitalized | Narrated D&D Story 

That breakfast scene “Punk” made was pretty clever.

With each story I'm more and more appreciative of the group I've been playing with for a few years now (and also the only group I've ever played with) I have extreme social anxiety and there's no way I would ever randomly join a group at a shop, not that there's anything wrong with that but the odds of meeting assholes are always pretty high.

Sounds like someone stayed 14 mentally for about 10 years or so...

Good fucking riddance.

'Punk' sounds like an absolute gem of a player and a lass I never want to get on the bad side of. Hope she's done alright in life.

"Where's the dragon eggs?" "Right here" *pats stomach* Sounds like noobs in ARK 😅

That is a pretty bad IRL roll. Guy "I punch the lady" Life's DM "You roll a 1" Guy "What does that mean." Life's DM "Well basically you miss and then have a heart attack and fall on the floor like a total bitch"

maybe it's time for a "how our great dm made us smile", or just not so much negativity.

Hey All Things, can we have more fun and happy DND stories?

"Punk" reminds of Undyne for so many reasons. I mean, damn, what a role model.

I already like Punk at the start when I found out she called everyone who flirted with her a punk. She sounded awesome from the get go.

Hard to imagine attacking something as small as that DM's heart...

this channel feels more like all things terrible dnd over then anything else recently its not bad content but it feels like it's could discourage dnd people from trys it. i love the content but it doesnt seem to be covering all things like the channel says that might be do to lack of submissions but i think it could adressed just a comment.

“Dm is nasty and aTyrant.” Me: Kay. “Girl joins the party…” Me: Kay so… oh-*remembers This is a horror story…* Me: geee… I WonDeR what HAPPENS to her character???? *WINKSSOHARDTHEYGOBLIND*

"1998 World Cup was going on. This will be somewhat important later." Morgan Freeman: "It would not be important later."

Why are these recents vids all about terrible dms wheres the character story ones again

Anyone else see the amazing irony in how toxic this chat is getting over wanting more wholesome, non-toxic stories?

Since you mentioned 1998 Wolrd Cup, i really started thinking this story happened in Brazil. That World Cup was unforgettable for us because we lost at the final game against France. But since the country where this story takes place lost in the quarter-finals, i can only guess these events happened in Argentina, which is a country very similar to Brazil. Some hobbies like Trading Card Games are very expensive in this part of Latin America due to custom taxes, import tariffs and so on.

I like how he took one swing and then nearly died form a heart attack. Spell: Punk's Gentle Reminder. Casting Time: One Reaction.

People seem to be complaining alot about the stories here. I don't mind stories where bad DMs/players get theirs, but I wouldn't mind some more happy stories either.

Where’s all the great stories about awesome player moments, now it’s just “my dm bad” or “my players a neck beard”

What happened to the wholesome and epic adventures that would be posted here? Everything is so crazy and negative now :(

I have traded for some expensive cards in the past only to find out much later they were fake:( it’s lame. Certain people cannot handle games that don’t go their way, we call them whiners and poor sports. The trick is discovering them early on and removing them from your play group at once.

Well that was An incredible story. I thought I was gonna go bad but it went really really well. Hoping to hear some other good stories later on

Well I guess it is time. I'm unsubscribing. I originally joined for amazingly narrated tales like the Grey Necromancer, Crazy plans that worked, Heroic sacrifices etc. But so much that is posted now is focused on "Bad DMs and Horrible Players" which is dark and why do I want to hear how badly a campaign went? I want to hear of amazing campaigns and the wonder of the game. Anyway farewell.

ngl if a DM said a character had been violated in the night without a role or any mention of such things being allowed at one of my tables they are getting their teeth kicked in, that is just not cool on so many levels.

punk sounds like just the kind of brodette you'd kill to have.

Well that happened, atleast DM Lucas got what was coming to him, but he should have been fined for selling forgeries.

The bad dm story's are cool but I just want more awesome dnd story's lol

“Red like a teifling” ❤️a true nerd❤️

Hi All Things D&D. Was hoping we could navigate to more epic stories like the good ol days, and have more modest amounts of player drama. That way everyone will be happy ^.^

Sounds like the pagen rule of 3 stricks again. What ever you do comes back to you 3 fold

Punk is badass I hope op and his friend got to play with her again

I will never understand how someone can think sexually assaulting someone's character (ESPECIALLY without any chance at all to fight that) is ever okay

Mortal Kombat: FATALITY! Guilty Gear: DESTROYED! This story! R*PED BY KARMA!

I miss All Thinfs D&D that talked about D&D and not what happens with D&D in the background…

This reminds me of a guy in my gaming store back home who got caught making, selling, and trading counterfeit magic cards. Got banned from the store, had his DCI number reported to WotC as a counterfeiter, and literally got told to leave a grand prix tournament because he didn't know we'd reported him to WotC. And a bunch of our friends got it all on video.

Heres some advice to people, bend your cards length wise edge to edge. They should easily fixed if they are real, if you are absolutely sure its a fake tear it in half, if there is no blue line in the middle its 1000% fake. Magic cards have a blue sheet in the middle of them

I'd say Lucas should've had to pay damages *and* go to prison to be honest.

Yeah, you go back to last year and the stories were actually *good*. About the adventures. My faves were Astoshan and Onyxia. More of that please, less of... whatever it is that's been going on the last few weeks.

Honestly if you spent time making fakes you could've gotten an application done in less time than that

Light from DeathNote around the corner laughing sinisterly*

I get that these are part of DnD too, but would it be possible to sprinkle in some more funny stories? I don't mind the horror stories as much as a lot of the complainers, but when it's almost all of the current content, it can get old. Can we spruce up with something different like you did with the two-story video about players getting involved in legal shenanigans a couple videos ago?

Juzám Djinn Magic: The Gathering card: Card Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, Juzám Djinn deals 1 damage to you. Flavor Text: "Expect my visit when the darkness comes. The night I think is best for hiding all." Price $2000-$5000

Did this Punk just flipped the bird on this DM's campaing? Awasome!!!!!

I really want to see more interesting stories rather than railing on DMs

Oops, did I use dragon eggs to make these omelettes? $#!+, well the game is over now and so is your fake card production ring.

I hate when OPs don’t mention what country they’re from when they say they’re from a country where somethings not easy to find

Even if he was a crappy person, I'm glad he didn't die from the heart attack.

That went off the rails FAST

Where's all the epic stuff where people have fun instead be terrible to each irl.?

Let's see how this turns out

"If we didn't exercise too much free will-" Stop. Full stop. Do not proceed to go. Do not collect $200. Stop making excuses for shitty DMs and awful human beings. Period.

the power of karma people

She sounds familiar. I think there's a fictional character with a similar personality. > Takes no shit from anyone and tries to right wrongs > Calls people "punk" regularly > Is disabled in some way but it doesn't slow her down in combat Oh yeah, it's Undyne.

I'd bet Lucas was also betting on the World Cup (and losing those bets), hence his foul temper at that time.

Unless it was something the player explicitly requested as a development point in their character, or backstory, I think it's pretty much a safe bet right out of the gate that if a DM ever has a players character 'violated' at any point, that they're probably a massive piece of shit and don't deserve the kindness of human contact.

Punk deserves one hell of an applause for that nifty little revenge idea. I never would have thought of that! xD

MTG cards had a certain smell, that was one way they were considered legit I was told.

Really glad he didn't die and hope he straightened up. But also, what a jerk!

this is what you call a high karma revenge lmao.

When the Narrator gives three issues that a DM can have and then says, this DM has all three... Me: Oh God...

"A man who cheats at cards ain't got no religion."

A Magic player AND a Football fan? How red do you need your flags to be???

0.o Those poor dragons!

She's a hero

I’d like to imagine punk still has that card today

Hey, everyone complaining about “ThERe’S NoT ENougH haPPy StoRIes!” If you all stopped complaining for five seconds, went out, and found just ONE “happy” story each, you could submit it to AllThingsD&D and they would be more than happy to narrate it! Contribute or shut up, you bunch of do nothing whiners.

I agree with a lot of the people here that you should focus more about the positive stories. Because all the negative can unintentionally cause viewers to become rather wary (if not completely put off) of DND. The world is shit enough as it is with so much bad stories going around, and we need good stories to remind us why we’re all here watching the channel in the first place.

That was satisfying karma

Second lesson of this story. CARDIO

this is "allthingsdnd", not happythingsdnd, not every story has to be happy, and usualy the most memorable experiences to people are the negative ones, meaning more negative stories will exist compared to nice stories, please stop harrassing someone for making free content that is still very enjoyable to watch

A lot of people are complaining about the stories being covered here. I'd like to remind folks that the reason for that is because good groups with good DMs are RARE. Try being a DnD drifter and you'll see what I mean. Irl groups will leave you limited to who you can find, and online groups, while far more numerous, a majority of them still suffer from something going wrong. The channel probably should look into a name change, however. These are all DnD stories, and it would be admittedly harder to make content about mechanics or DnD jokes, merch, updates, etc. The videos would be shorter, and the channel would probably become 1/4 about advertising. Nobody wants that. You might think that you do, but you don't. Trust me. Not to mention, there are other channels out there that already cover mechanics of the game or reviews of expansion packs and etc. This is a story channel. The name should probably be changed to reflect that.

That sounds like something out of a Netflix special…wow

Normally, I dislike bitching-type stories, because they're far too often all complaining w/ no real draw, but the way that Punk got even in this particular one was WAY too epic for me to ever dislike! She's awesome! Thanks for sharing! 👋👩‍🦰

Note 1: If your DM violates your character in the game, don't hold back on the table. Just "dew it"!

Honnestly, mate. I listen to your voice at least Once per Day, sometimes even 3-4 different videos from you per day. I just love hearing your stories and listening to your voice. Albeit DM's aren't to be considered Story Tellers, you yourself are most certainly a good Story Teller 😁

That was some crap moves on his part. But honestly it sounds like he was really struggling. And no one deserves a heart attack...

As someone who has never played Magic or any other collectible card game for that matter, I just have to ask: how exactly can you tell a fake card from a real one? Aren't even the real ones nothing but pieces of cardboard with stuff printed on them?

Our dm (not a bad dm he was just burnt out and taking stuff from rl out on us unintentionally) stripped my gem dragonborn druid/cleric of all magical abilities and feats (he tried to wipe racial features but decided against it after I pointed out it was biologically granted not magic)... then when my girlfriend made a nat 20 called shot to cut off the hand he said it just cut the tendon. Yea we are taking a break from him dming and that campaign period to cool off

Heyheyhey. Love the artwork in your vids. Hope you don't mind but the art today is good inspiration for an NPC tied to a character - a buff, hard-working redhead barkeep/owner who happens to be the wife of my adventurer. I figure maybe he's demisexual, which means he has to have an emotional connection to be really attracted to someone, so he'd have a long and thus far happy relationship with his wife and there's as much trust as there is love. She knows he's not going to be sleeping around, so he's got all the support from her to go adventuring (as long as he brings back a share of the loot to help with the tavern, lol). I dunno, it's a very rough idea. But like I said, the art sort of inspired it. Maybe the NPC wife is a monk or something.

Dude... Did you do a commercial for a hair growth company? Lmao I ain't mad if you did it just sounds like you and I need to know

Being an awful DM is bad enough, but selling fake Magic cards is an unforgiveable sin!

Yo, punk is a fucking legend!

This dude just needs to be banned from all game stores. I know it was a long time ago, but if he's that much of a s***, they need to bar him.

Welp. Guess I can add Punk as a npc in one of my campaigns now. Gonna figure out how, buy it’ll be fun to do as such

Yo idk how I didn't see that breakfast scene coming. That was great.

Sounds like another DM that should have been an author instead of a DM.

Dude, HELL yeah. Punk's a bad bitch.

france' keeper that year was a beast

Ooooh that happens here in Brasil! Kkkkkkk

Lucas is the most toxic dm I have ever seen

This is toxic

All hail Punk!

I hope he finds his sh!t

Awesome!

Perfect.

Wow!

I never played Magic except on PC. Ermm.. how can a card be fake :D? It IS by definition a nice plastic card with some graphics printed on it...

Man I'm going to be honest with you. You're probably not the best at any aspect of table top rpgs. In fact you're barely middling.