How the Ai plays Total war Warhammer 

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If you settle ruins, theyre no longer ruins. So you ruined them.

The wood elves declaring war and never attacking made me lose it.

Shame they never try and settle skaven hidden settlements

03:45 "You Elves are all the same" A Wood elf to a bretonian knight

Player:*Exist* AI: "Ight im going to cheat"

'Hanz, we've taken the city back from the vampires!' 'Lets burn it. Nuln is almost as bad as Stirland...' 'But it's a T5 settlement and a major city of the empire!' 'Good point. We'll colonise the ruins next turn.' And thats why you build walls at important cities! *goes back to quietly sobbing*

I think an oblivion guard voiceover Ai mod would be very highly rated.

I hate when they force march exactly 1pixel out of range

I once confederate with nakai. I feel like it's the only way to prevent him from dying.

You should've put Khalida on the beach with Kroq-Gar sipping drinks, with a sign behind them that says no skaven or vampires allowed.

Tarriff truly is a blessing upon us all.

Weird thing is on most of my ME campaigns, I frequently see Spirit of the Jungle as far as turn 70, but I've never once seen Nakai.

How do you know this it’s so accurate it’s like you play the game or something

This is why I love Taurox. Can't settle Ruins if the Ruins are nothing but Khorne infested blood pits.

This is absolutely incredible, I nearly pissed myself watching this. The only thing I noticed is that Huntman's expedition either gets wiped turn one or takes over all of Lustria. We're also missing the inevitable swallowing of the donut by DE. Also, I'm not sure how you would show this, but it seems that whatever race you play, all the other factions in that race lose 100% points of IQ. I played some Lizardmen, and all the 4 LL got wiped turn 95 while refusing confederation which is absolutely incredible

I still love the fact that they tried to sell us that the AI doesn't know that ruins don't have skaven in it but yet when you have several skaven units sitting outside of your city recruiting skaven they definitely know something is fishy. And that goes the same when you're playing against the skaven because at this point I just make sure I have two armies at all times ready to take out any number skaven that could be hiding in any ruin. Especially when you play a faction like chaos or the beastmen. there is a 90% chance that you have skaven taken over every single ruin you just made

Fun fact i hate heavily about the AI resettle, they get a free turn of Replenishment when its the players turn again for a battle yet players never get that benefit, its cause of how the turn system works sadly.

Ruins are like cocaine to these Ai.

Too much accuracy i cant contain my laughter. Why ae yu roonin!?

The fact, that all those true, and I have seen them all myself 100 times over, is incredible.

the issue is the only limitation on settling ruins is money, the thing the AI has a nearly unlimited amount of

A tip to anyone who doesn't want your ally to settle the ruins or conquer the lands you want for yourself, tell those units to protect your owned settlements nearby, or literally anything, I managed to avoid losing lots of cities in lustria to the propsector dwarves using this trick.

I was playing WH1 recently to polish off the last achievements and the ruins thing made me laugh, because in 1, the AI REFUSED to recolonize ruins. As the empire the beastmen killed a settlement just northeast of Altdorf, and I didn't want it because I wasn't ready to confederate that count yet and having just 1 minor settlement in a province is annoying. But fricking todbringer wouldn't touch it. He was at peace, nothing to do with his army, 2/3 of the cities in the province, and for 100 !!! turns he just let it sit there. Shortly prior to chaos invasion I went over to take out the Vampire counts and 1 vampire army made a break for it and took out all of Zhufbar before I caught them, and the dwarves would NOT recolonize any of it for the rest of that game.

Its easy to find skavens AI will not try to take those ruins jajajaja

I hate it when an ai enters my territory and i have to chase it around for 10 turns

This series of memes is one of jour best. Especially the running goblin and the disappearing one

Resettle, develop, fortificy

That begginging had me rolling. Im a noob and i swear i attack every ruin i see as first priority. Ive lost many campaigns.....

I must be one of the thirsting gods in the Destroyed Faction splashscreens because I can't stop laughing!

I just felt a bit down and this video is making me cheer up as always. Thanks Tarriff

The Norsca part killed me.

0:20 Chaos players: haaaaaaaaaaa

chasing invisible beastman is the shit

the second one is so true and the most frustrating thing in the game to deal with 4:44 tunnnneeeee

I hate when they march away with a passion

I have seen this already... Or have I? Still funny and accurate :D

When I play chaos and beastmen. They keep coming after my damn ruins.

3:35 just too accurate 💀

Imagine explaining these memes after Immortal Empires gets patched like 10times in the future

Creative Assembly when looking at Warhammer 3: My... ruins...

I love how accurate nost of these are!

5:56 is there a stand alone video for that sequence of karak ziflin not attacking the vampires?

Did you voice the “RUINS” guy yourself?

The Prospector one makes me lol every single time I see it

Yep, I remember some of these from the game and most of these from the old videos. Also,-…OH SHIT, LOOK DOWN! LOOK DOWN!

This series one of the best

>AI Parravon let Skullzsmashers exist next to them and even raid their land for turns so they can grab Helmgart and Fort Bergbres right the moment the Orcs raze them.

My last two order campaigns (slayer dwarves and britonia) both had elves losing badly to their sadomaso relatives and Mazmundi destroyed by...jungle monkeys.

8 minuets of pure unerring accuracy I love it

the one with ruins has been updated or idk, I like to raze the mountain provinces for my fellow dwarf allies to settle but they don't wanna do it :((

Absolut legend....amazing video

I'm not laughing at this video. I'm imagining showing this to a friend with zero context.

Ruins? It's free real state!

Well... I didn't expect that

I like that the ai doesnt give a shit about the ruins until you wander next to them and ignore them. See an 4 factions 5 turns later from ppposite ends of the continent to occupy them

Hoping the AI in game 3 will be better than in the previous ones.

Love the Peter Griffin reference at 2:35!

Spirit of the Jungle….what’s the point? Nakai is knackered 😆

Goddamnit stirland

I expected smth like: spam doomstacks on turn 45 as a minir faction and let the player figure out what to do witv that

01:52 YEAAAAH BABY

The Bretonian farmers xD

We have the same experience, very funny !

This meme has my consent

surprising monfort survies most of the time for me

Ruins, Ruins, Ruins 😁

omfg this is so fucking funny

Lizardman has a best playstyle.

French laugh is great!

Beastmen always gets deleted before turn 20

TBF I'm the same way with ruins.

This is 100% true

me when norscan rebelle : sweet sweet monay ! (i play wood elfs)

What is Morghul's faction's name again?

Them and ruins are worse than galom and his precious

That one dislike is just for the joke. It cannot be serious

best video part: starting from1:42

That raid and run, or just the run in general is sooooooooooooooooo annoying

about factions being destroyed Huntsmarshals keep being top 4 power for me and taking over Lustria ...how !?

Norsca just sad and no more funy..

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Somewhat, somehow, for some unknown reasons, that players do anything other than for themselves, will always be backfired and punishing them in return. Except Settra, chad always got your back, unless you're Arkhan.

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Ughhhh the black ark spam is so fucking annoying as vc and norsca.

1:40 You missed insert some "Thanos snap" meme. You are disappointing, son. Also where is AI refusing trade deal, where you give them a leg and an arm and you get pitty coin?

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