I saw so many people making one of these, I couldn't resist. I gave it a shot, and I think it turned out okay. Thoughts? P.S.- I don't own Harry Potter. All the credit for writing this wonderful series goes to the fabulous J.K. Rowling.
@@SAMEYO78 insult his greasy hair or abnormally large nose or talk about how he failed to get a girl or say you saw a 21y ghost with red hair and green eyes
"Look, you shouldn't say 'Leviosaaa'. 'Leviosaaa' is wrong. That's why you should never say 'Leviosaaa'. If you say 'Leviosaaa' you will be unable to make the charm work. Remember what I just told about 'Leviosaaa'.
Or you could do this. Person: The answer was right under your nose the whole time. Voldemort: but i don't have a nose Person: well was the answer ever there at all. *turns and walks away*
How to annoy Draco: -Every time he comes into a room, shriek and yell “EEK A FERRET” -“Blonde hair and an obnoxiously arrogant face. You must be a Malfoy” -Steal all his green apples -Tell him “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks” everytime he says you’re doing something wrong -Call him Meowlfoy -Steal his catchfrases -“Your father will hear about this” -Call his blonde hair fake -Always talk about Potter around him -Tell him that he’s acting like a girl with a crush -“iF i diDnT kNow bEtteR, drAcO, id SAy yoU WeRe scaRed” -Every time he gets even the smallest injury, yell “OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO DIE, HIS ARM IS SHATTERED” -Be Harry Potter That’s all I have :3
Oh, and a book about all the times he succeeded in killing Harry Potter (for real). It contains an astonishing 394 pages filled with the words "Never, so stop being NOSY and reading this thing" over and over!
Unfortunately some people are still making sexist comments like that. Some people think girls can't play computer games for example Edit: Wow this reply section got toxic real quick!
Tom Marvolo Riddle Was Voldermort's original name, Voldemort is his nickname and he was named Tom after his Muggle father and Marvolo after his Muggle grandfather. Naturally Voldemort hated muggle's and he was disgusted by his name so He game himself the name Voldemore because Tom Marvolo Riddle becomes "I am Lord Voldemort" And he hoped one day all wizards would fear the name VOldemort :)
How to annoy Bellatrix: say that Voldemort no longer requires her services How to annoy Tonks: call her nymphadora How to annoy voldemort: say that you got him a present and give it to him and the present is a plastic Halloween nose
Fasion D.I.Y I would give him a fake mask that looks like Harry and then I would Disapparate from him to the real Harry and beg him to protect me from Voldemort
@@aishashaikh1888 she meant is 1919 people said in the future their will be flying cars but instead in 2020 their are people who are trying to trigger Harry Potter characters and get killed by them.
No! Harry never annoyed him! (Or I think so) Because Snape did everything to protect him! James Potter would be good. I don't like him either. He was mean to Snape.
I just invented this scene so: Hermione: stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. And besides, you're saying it wrong. Its avAda kedavra, not aVada kedavra. Voldy:dies twice. Harry: hermioneeeeeeeee, that was my job! Why do I exist now??
@Kalagos studios I was looking for a fred and george comment and finally found it. The only time they saw each other grow old was in Goblet of Fire when they tried to cross the age line. I will forever be saddened by Fred's death. To me it was personally the worst...
SAB3R I still wished that Draco and Hermonie should of have ended up together in and Emma(Hermonie) and Tom(Draco) should of ended up together in real life too
***** i think she meant: if you saw the deathly hallows then you would know that the lily one (joke) was not lying. He loved her so you r a little sheepdog
Voldemort: Mothers day is coming up. What are you getting..Oh sorry dude! Harry: Nah its cool. Hey, maybe you should get your mom this perfume. Here smell it. Oh wait!
Ron: Give him a pet spider for his Birthday or Christmas Edit: a lot of people say it wil scare him not annoy him, i'm talking about giving it every year. So it will get annoying.
When I went to summer camp. A bunch of kids called me Draco Malfoy (I have SUPER blond hair) I turned to them and said (and I quote) "MY FATHER WILL HERE ABOUT THIS!!" (They burst out laughing...and so did I)
0:30 or you should say "leviosaaaar" instead of "levioooosa" every time you use the levitation enchantment in front of her... that would trigger her soooo much 😂😂😂😂
@@grimmtroupemaster8849 but say it in a certain way, like. "Oh, you've read that too? I personally could hardly stomachs it. It was a horribly inaccurate representation. According to the book, the transparent ceiling in the great hall was enchanted in the 1800's, but it was actually 1979. The whomping willow was originally planted in 1944, not the 1980's." And stuff like that.
Draco gon be so desperate to tell him stuff so i bet he just writes LOAAADDSS of stuff on paper and give it to him "My father will *r e a d* about this"
+Kait_ Rose_02 Ye but so it snape and dumbledore and mad eye moody and even more they would have almost no characters if they missed out the people that died
I would’ve thought t would be- Harry: ask him to got Horcruxs hunting Ron: remind him of his relationship with Lavender Brown every hour Hermione: tell her Ron’s stuffing his face again & has been for like the past hour-or that Ron’s still bitter about Viktor Dumbledore: tell him Grindelwald says Hi Voldemort: say that his mum sends her love Snape: say, “you never had a chance with Lily Snivelous Snape” & run like hell Sirius: make fun of his other marauders nickname “snuffles” Lupin: make howling noises as if your a wolf baying to the full moon Bellatrix: remind her that her love is one sided & that he hugged her nephew but not her Lucius: call him a blood traitor Draco: remind him every hour that Harry saved his life & he owes him Ginny: tell her she’s Harry’s mom reincarnated Fred & George: talk nonstop about how Percy is better at everything Tonks: call her Nyphadora Mad eye Moody: put him in the same room as Karkaroff, Sirius, & the a Weasley twins & let things just happen Shacklebolt: n/a-don’t know character well enough to do one Nearly headless nick: relentlessly as him if he’s actually William Shakespeare Peeves: threaten to report him to the bloody Barron Neville: relentlessly tell him he should’ve been the chose one instead of Harry Luna Lovegood: ignore her despite what she has to say being helpful cause you’re in a rush Professor McGonagall: mess with her name (Mcgoogle, Mcghoul, Mcgoo, etc.) or call her Minnie & say the marauders have returned to Hogwarts as ghosts.
"The Marauders Have Returned To Hogwarts As Ghosts" McGoogle: *they ask you how you are but you have to say that you're fine, but you're not really fine, and you just can't get into it cause they will never understand-*
+Shelley in the books Prof. Treks went made a "prediction" once about Neville breaking his tea cup, and asked him to get one of the blue ones, as she didn't have many of her pink cups left and she was find of them... And he did end up breaking the blue cup he did his tea leaves with.
Harry: Tell him he is too young to understand. Filch: Ask him why he doesn't just use magic to clean up. Umbridge: Politely inform her that there is a fly on her head. Voldemort: Ask him: "Hey. Don't you have the same first name as that bartender in the Leaky Cauldron?" Snape: Say to him: "Weren't you in the same year as James Potter? I heard he was one of the best seekers in Hogwarts history."
Peter Pettigrew: Not all Gryffindor’s are brave Cedric Diggory: Not all Hufflepuff’s are weak Severus Snape: Not all Slytherin’s don’t know how to love Luna Lovegood: Not all Ravenclaw’s know what a Blibbering Humdinger is Draco Malfoy: Not all Slytherin’s are as hot as me Albus Potter: Not all Potter’s are Gryffindors
How to annoy Voldemort... Me:What kind of Dark Lord are you!! Harry Potter escaped so many times right under your nose!! Voldemort: right under your WHAT?!
How to annoy Voldemort: 1) Call him Tom; 2) "Say, TOM, you want the wizarding world to only exist of purebloods… but you're a halfblood… and so is Snape…"
Hermione: call her hermy Ron: call him a ginger Harry: call him scarhead Goyle: put something in his drink to make it taste bad and watch as he spits it out when he drinks it, then call him “gargoyle” Voldemort: call him Thomas the train
Thomas the train. Just yes. Annoy draco by telling him go find his wand when he finds it dye his hair really quick while he was looking at something and the call him a weasley
McGonnagal : : * Talking * Dolores Umbridge : Ehem. McGonnagal : Would you like a cough drop? Umbridge : Nah. * Continues * McGonnagal : You sure you wouldn't like a cough drop? Umbridge : No. I am so *TRIGGERED*
1:49 Oh great, because that doesn’t remind us that the time they tried to cross Dumbledore's age line was the closest they'll ever get to growing old together or anything Thanks for the post-book depression relapse
Call him Justin Beiber because of his hair! I mean like, damn, That grease/hair Gel though! Or just get a jar and tell him that it's for donating the grease in his hair to McDonald's! Or.. Is that not how you muggles say that..?
