How To ASMR 

cutetootsie 06 hehe😂

Levin Yetpack I am left handed 😂

Sittin in class be like

That’s actually my least favourite aspect of asmr I hate hearing word like noises that aren’t actually anything i find it irritating.

I'm like... what did he say? I was waiting for it. Lol

never went back to girly ASMRs since i found this channel

sourguppies yup

yup

sourguppies what if Morgan freeman did asmr

sourguppies agree

This is a really Underrated comment

Finally some good fucking food.

Wait r u telling me ur not supposed to cook like that

Albin Petschauer LoL 😂

Same

Hopefully it ended well for you.

Rules unclear, I fell asleep and woke up as a wood shaving

Same

Those damn bears from the Lorax movie.

Rules were unclear, I fell asleep and woke up on top on *someone’s roof* (pls help 👁💧👄💧👁)

Joey Ya I didn't ethier. But the demon and I are cool with each other.

Joey I thought that was what was supposed to happen

Дрyг

It be like that sometimes

@@kejsazizolli3608 *they say it ain't be like it be but it do*

Spirited Phoenix ik it's funny

Its like asking to get punched

Just get an adblocker

I only watch ads for movies that look interesting

Exactly!

Lol

HOLY SHIT I didn't even realise that first time round

I hear this and I hate it

*POGGERS*

ohpoggers

real

Sure is bro 😂 😎 😃

It's 7 now 🎉

Lol

U got me

ruuuuuuuuuuule #1

The tesla is essential

Yah because Elon musk is big brain

Colonel Sanders this is the only joke related to the video that actually made me laugh

Colonel Sanders all the other comments that just have "bdjdiodanskofogosnans" in it are unoriginal and annoying

Colonel Sanders Awhen he said random crap annoyed the heck out of me like shut up

Colonel Sanders Is an Asmr language when only the asmtist master knows what i saying help ajsiqnzm

😂😂😂

Omg I hate how accurate that is 🤣

Lmfao, so true. 😂😂😂

Lool truee

Hahaha

69 likes

That's my oño!

Onion

Holy shit this is good !

Yes, interview/form filling vids are so good! I'd love that! Does anyone know if he has anything like that already?

Sirfloppy I did something similar a while back but I'll do another one soon

Dr. Tingles ASMR That sounds awesome

Dr. Tingles ASMR please can you do a Spock video from Star Trek of some sort of planet exploring or a tour round the enterprise you could even make it a series with the different characters like scotty Captain Kirk etc you could even throw in a professor tingle bottom Reference by talking about one of the engineers and saying his name like engineer tinglebottom report to the infermary I think this would be awesome could up the good work

Lawrence Blythe McLane i

Ads in ASMR should be illegal

No

Lawrence Blythe McLane auto playing into a bass boosted hardbass video because RU-vid decided to ass blast your ears should be illegal as well

I got a goddamm car alarm

That’s what baby’s thought

That's A Reference I Understand!

Bro everyone types the same comment now a days

He speaking like a sim

I didnt hear any ыуат’s

What even was that? A mouth sound? I’ve been trying to find out this mystery for a while now😪

@@StellanovaYT he clicked his tongue

@@dragon_girl12 thank you

Nowice

Vee Stripe lol would be strange... and fucking disturbing

Vee Stripe lol would be strange... and fucking disturbing

MAKE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.

Zero Embers 12:40 am, and you just made me laugh so hard😂I'm soooooooo tired 😴

**Throws wad of paper across the room** **LANDS QUIETLY**

Davidh97_ 🤓

Davidh97_ IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

Davidh97_ Will it be one the test later?

Sir! Can you go back in the presentation?

Davidh97_ why did it end with asmr

Exactly

Lol

he means sharpness II fire aspect I

Fr tho

I think he is mostly a riptide II speaker if I do say so myself.

Oh no I forgot

Doc i think i have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

No it’s sdobdzsnrdusrushs you forgot the first b

@@Sbeve802 how dare you to forget sbhsjjdjzjsvehskvfkeisus

@@user-fe7bo5mm1o jrkhrykyvn😳

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gjsjbskslsih

Gz _ get your facts straight

MonsterHQ you had to write it the EXACT same way

Gz _ wow 2m views (HA GOTCHA)

Thanks for finding this very important part of the recording. If you just keep mining, you might find some more😂😂

Oh but you forget 13:09

scared penguin Roger that

scared penguin hahahahhahah

scared penguin lol

Shoulda said, Instructions unclear: got tingles stuck in ceiling fan.

Natalie Leon that's not a fuckin penquin

Stans :3 -aka Stella- woAH I READ THIS JUST AS HE SAID IT YO TF ??

Charlie Sucks k

Charlie Sucks lmao

Stans :3 -aka Stella- 😂😂😂

Stans :3 -aka Stella- *lol* -l-o-l-

YEAH I’m tRIgeReD

"Yeah I'm triggered" lmao

Im shocked you got triggered. People just need to experience it and not examine it, let them listen to it on their own.

yeAH!!!! im!!! TrigGered!!!!! What! Did! He! Say!?!?!?

My first was being beat to death with a slipper. My first dr t video was his AsmR 15 video cause I was looking through gun asmr from a meme

Lmfao

I read that as gryffindors and got so confused

lol

Mitchell Topolinsky underrated comment

Mitchell Topolinsky yesssssssssss

True af

For real 😂😂😂👌

do a little pokey pokey

confetti wap pokey pokey sksskakkaksksksksnskkaks

liv click on the discription it usually has the lyrics

SavageTiger description

Yes

Jake Youman hes talkin about his plans to shoot up the school after snack time

Ar Gaming he is

12:34

Skeptic: well...that escalated quickly

I'm what

Then he says beautiful again, but faster.

Sounds like something trump would say. (Not dissing trump)

🧍💙😱👩🏼‍🦰😭🐑🤡💥👲❌🙂🧢😙❤️🏁🧚🦾🦧😂👩🧞‍♂️😘🤭🦙🥜😊🤫🧜👩‍🦰🧀

Venum You slept on ur phone bro?

ユッピーのゆっくり劇場 sleep*

Y el chiste Master?

Cuidado rufián no vallas a matar a alguien de la risa

Seguimos trabajando con el gobierno del país para que todas las familias, niñas y niños tengan acceso al chiste

U q risa

JAJA

Major Callofguy Tirar did that once. At the end, he had a blooper where someone fucked up his audio, and he yelled and clapped a bunch. He didn't mean any harm though, bless him.

Cultureghost and right after, whisper "got him" xd

Major Callofguy hahaha

Major Callofguy jep

Twenty Øne Panicking Andy Biersacks At The Disco I clicked that so many times and I couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work then I read the comment, fuck you |-/

Iron Dragon or uninteligable

Iron Dragon I don't know why people are so specific about something you're supposed to go temporarily comatose to.

I'm not trying to be rude. I'm trying to touch on the same point as a hack saw being called a hack saw. You don't hack things with it, so why's it called that?

Iron Dragon because people started using that and now it's a popular way of explaining it so it's easier to label videos that way so people can find them

you could be really pedantic and argue it's called inaudible because you can't hear what he's saying, yes you can hear the noise of their voice but not hear or make out the words

Ah, so there are more of us coming back to this?

Twoset?

I haven't even seen 4.5 million new ASMRtists.

U one of em doe

Me: 👁👄👁

me: *_EXTERNAL SCREECHING_*

Me: *YOU SON OF A BIT-*

Ads? Is that even a thing anymore on youtube?

I hate it when that happens lol

Ad: I WAS SO TIRED OF WINNING I DROPPED MY PHONE. *AND I WON EVEN MORE* Me: YOU WON MY EARS *B L E E D I N G*

Aniel Molina lol

Aniel Molina can i join your school mine are always screaming

you only hear the least important parts

Aniel Molina nice profile pic of 2D

Ayyyyy wassup 2D lmao

Pink Sparke lol

Don’t forget the tesla

Skedex lol what?

Pink Sparke oodddd

+TirarADeguello it's all good brother.. if I use an idea that was inspired from another ASMR artist I like to give them props,, it's only fair and it helps the viewers learn of other great artists they may not have discovered yet. thnx for stopping by man, its always to see you

you're welcome to follow up on anything I do, I love talking about those evil droids. LOL!

I'm here to!

@@ZicoTheDon never too late to add, you never know who could be watching by chance.

@@ZicoTheDon xd

@@mariusosexi nice

@@mariusosexi nice

And then will end up only understanding "Goodbye class! Thank you and have a nice day!"

@@mariusosexi nice

@@mariusosexi nice

"Math"

@@coleandres2154 Lmfao , Math is used in USA, people with a English background say Maths ( like UK people)

He can still hear the gunshots

Thog Don’t caare faaxxxx

@@akirax461 what the hecj

@@reillyramblzzz989 lol u don't get it?

@@chubbycalico8217 no..

Ah. Yes. Hello there.

@@notajoke8667 ah. Yes. I.

Ing Chi ong an mia chong ko chuong ki anmie al

Egg man

Chinese writing: 10 thousand symbols Chinese speech: Only use three

no way youre right brother

One of life’s greatest mysteries.

1 cheese 2 now 3 father 4 the middle of the atlantic ocean ⁵ ýêş

Me when I have a mental breakdown

Mario Cortez lol

Xddd ye, i just enabled the translation omfg xDD its true

Yeah it's really wierd at 6:10 tho😂" las islas las más largas colas"

omg XDXD

Thats true

Rb Sj A true Grammar Nazi.

ThePixeliz i don't know why your comment made me laugh so hard.

Holy shit. You don't have the dog filter on your profile picture, Adolf. Well.. Adwolf. Nah. Adoglf. I'll come back to my bunker.👋

ParadiseLove Of course not, you didn't know ? 😕

Adolf Hitler hahah you are every where XD

Cooldude963 pls stop he was just giving some advice

Heres a tip give the man his money and wait 5 secs lol or get premium like me it's really not that much

Cooldude963 imagine putting “cool” in your name lol

@Cooldude963 imagine thinking you're edgy but then you have a name like "Cooldude963". Are you stupid? LUL

Trent conner why are you telling us to watch ads while simultaneously telling us you have youtube premium? kind of hypocritical

theres only one ad at the start of the vid and how else will he make money and I've seen this same joke over and over again stop

Omfg the likes are at 69 we be blesssed

Commander Bacara and Commander Fox!

The Doom Slayer do u know what "inaudible" means?

Not even funny

Fabulous_Wolf omg yes XD

I never new wood shavings are called tingle chips 😝

+Megalodon Mornings knew

Megalodon Mornings I never knew that knew was spelled new lmao

Fabulous_Wolf yeah it's weird and funny at the same time

Ummm ok👍

rowan and milana same here

rowan and milana I heard that part as I saw your comment 😆😆😆

omg me too XD

rowan and milana same

rowan and milana is asmr dead? does a little pokey pokey asmr hits you in the head I will never die fool

maydipr1 1 lol

and shrek

@@CloroxBleach0 ok but why is the shrek asmr so good

maydipr1 1 autobots...relax

4 5 6 likes

_also __2:42__ lol_

SIS

Katie Rock looool

Dayum lot a likes

Katie Rock ikr

XDDDDD

Super_rock_gamer GD 😂😂😂😂

eggs

Flour

Milk

sausage falling from between two naked thighs

chicken being fucked

*_tHiS iS a FiNe PiEcE oF cUtLeRy_*

YOur sentence contradicts itself

@@aaronredacted4016 its like 1 am and i cant comprehend anything but sure dude

@@randofloof i think he was talking about the comment where it says intellectual 9 year old idiot

I sliced my hand open and had to go to ane

also, i understood him in the video just fine.

Was it the "I HAVE A IDEA" "NO" add that thing pisses me off

So true lmaoooo

Marianne Warren adds are so wrong in asmr videos. tryna relax and then i need a website? like cmon man

WHY NOT DO IT YOURSELF

one of anything fr 😂

xd

Damn...

AlexBossatron19 they have Spanish captions which is odd for and English gibberish video

AlexBossatron19 casi todo el rato solo pone "tras" y "las" :v

AlexBossatron19 XD

That is on purpose

Downloaf I know

Downloaf he never complained or asked about it. why you even try to clear it up?

i'm an idiot but thank you my fellow tinglebot!

thank you guy for 47 upvotes on my comment! every one of those people will get good luck for a day, hopefully. (no refunds!) :)

Zozorus-Rex *-i-k-r-*

Ya cant put a *_price_* on bad puns

*cool cool*

Cloud Animates isn't that what priceless means.?

*technical

Tarrinar Gaming daym you’re right

Vincent Squingilly is always watching

PLANKY

Its more like makarov

yeah true xd

Black Bean Noodles oh god i’m dying 😂

You say it like its a bad thing

You're that guy aren't you...

ME!

Me when I attempt to explain a problem that I solved

ZachR W That sounds painful.

ZachR W OHMYGOD

OUCH POOR WIENER

When you found out your gf was pregnant there you are next time KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF

Tyler Joseph hey fren tyler a.k.a smøl bean

Chinese AssaultRifle I got your reference 😏

SanitySoldOut! MARK

When you found out your gf was pregnant YOU SITTIN THERE LOOKIN LIKE A BALD ANALYSER

Sluggish You ruined it, but thank you.

Sluggish lmao that’s fucked up

Sluggish lol

When?

Are you feeling a little...sluggish?

so accurate👀

PatriotPlays _ I'm listening to this in 1960 my location -Ottoman Empire

I mean 1660*

Shit I'm still in 320 BCE

Hi from 2057 ! Stop expectations about the world's end. Tks

I would but I'm locked up vorkuda, the most intense Russian prison

Voltage Noah That's Scoony Doo's actual name.

And it will be the most crucial part too😭

They're**

😂😂😂

All the time

_-Diamond-_ sheep

I dont know why i laught at this so hard but i did

Droid Omega 77 Yeah, I'm a highly experienced Droid the 22nd ever to be made but even if wasn't taught this language.

You don't look highly experienced.

Droid alpha 28 - yea and english too, i guess?

a highly T E C H N I C A L language indeed

Oh damn bro, how are you?

How are things going?

Update?

update?

Update?

SoFired it's a spiderco tunacios

CJ Vlogs he’s the ceo of blunting his knife for no reason

This account was Created to give Pewds a sub he’s doing it for a reason

Luke Harper how to basic 😂😂