How to Be A REAL Man 

I LOVE YOU

But mom I have no money

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And looking up to the Try Guys lol

@@finfrog3237 Hey. If you don't look things up you stay ignorant. I don't know what in hell this is supposed to be, though the name kind of speaks volumes, to be fair. Still. Judging an action entirely disconnected from the intent is kinda cringe.

Seeking validation is gay... I mean not seeking validation is gay... wait.. where's my Lambo? I start feeling gay without it.

Well that's how anything works. Who's more masculine? James Charles or Chuck Norris? Your answer proves my point. Masculinity is measurable by others so your point is pointless.

Yeah. Enjoy your pin and likes bro.

Having read through Meditations a couple of times, my opinion of Marcus Aurelius remains "this is Roman Self-Help", and it's pretty good at that.

I wanted to name our first son Marcus after him. My wife and I settled on something else. Maybe if our second child is a boy.

@@1984Phalanx second times the charm

I love that quote to no end

That man in general is one to look up to

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

- Be good at binding your tits so nobody notices

@@luizmonad777 It's the recipe for defending China against the Mongol hordes.

@@luizmonad777 someone didnt get the reference

I like to sing every part of that song to be about a coursing river.

stupid

yeah everyone will be telling u how to be a man but when will u really try to be urself instead of silly goofy youtubers making u feel gay for who u are whether ure gay straight or upside down

honestly masculinity has a definition, anything that isnt it is femininity or neo masculinity

top tier bullshit right here

@@hemireborn6450 yeah keep telling yourself that as you cry in your room lost and hopeless

Ain't that a sad truth for a lot of us

Don't worry, your mother doesn't love you either.

You're not a real man. You're a real slouchy mouse.

Real men don't go buy milk alone.

Congrats, must be awesome to have Shoe as your dad.

well you are certified to join the space force you are also a combat engineer congrats you will have fun in that military branch i hope you had fun with the space force you dont have to go in battles

Puss

@@kvj1989 the one who said that to a person who had a fun hobby and not pressed by some bs social norms unlike you is a real soy boy let us freely do shit we want if its legal

Wonderful comment, im imagining and im jealous, somehow i cant do that anymore :(

@@IS-BE-yt7jk why? everything is possible

Good story. You should drink what you like not what others think is masculine/feminine depending on your gender.

@magnesiafrost1863 I agree. Sometimes, the most fruity and sweet drinks are the most potant. Sometimes, the most "manly" drinks pack no punch. However, it can get hard when you're in a large group of people you know.

I’m a straight guy and I like my drinks fruity and sweet because I like sweet food

Those drinks strong as shit too.

did they apologize or admit they were wrong. why tf do people think fruity drinks are masculine vs not? why gender drinks? fruit-themed drinks mix a lot of stuff which most likely leads to higher alcohol in a glass than some beers out there.

Yeah, I eat raspberries. With nails and no milk.

I personally was never a fan of them. Like, I'll eat them if they're there, but I'll never go out of my way to get some.

But they expire so fast man

​@@jonnycarcanoI don'tlike the texture.

@@FecalMattur well, so does most fruit, thanks to their high sugar content so eat them fast before they go off :D

Well you do need to sun your balls. They seem to agree on that one.

I suspect there's a lot of tongue in cheek

You can't win this scenario, you have to think about it to make use of it and you know all the rest might be difficult as well. 😂

Just be a golem, bro.

Nah, real men are doers! By doing nothing you are submitting to the whims of everyone around you, and submitting males are not men. /s 😂😂

imagine all the poor guys who didnt leave from phychs like that because they trusted them as a professional to help them

Did a person like that actually get a therapist's license? Hearing of experiences like this makes me not want to seek out therapy ever.

You should have reported her.

That goes against the ethical codes psychologists adhere to. You could report her.

100 dollars for a punching bag seems like a good deal. Especially when they move around and help you practice on moving targets.

Tara Reid said that Biden would smile when angry

Maybe that works for dogs but human teeth are blunt and not intimidating

@@Dysiode not like we have canines for tearing into meat or anything like that right? lol. i think she should go smile at an aggressive dog and see the results.

@@Dysiode They can’t be that bad right?

Straight up a child's way of thinking what's manly or not

Too bad you're going to slip getting out of the shower and crack your head on the toilet you forgot to flush. Just like the rest of us!

@@bobterwilliger5421 Or get the nearest big buff dude to blow out your back, that works too.

Thanks Bob Saget

@Bob Terwilliger Then have a secret gay life for 20 years

Sadly enough, that's basically me, not by choice I just don't have anything I really enjoy

This is exactly it. The only time anyone says you're a "Beta" in the Manosphere is when you allow others to decide how you live your life and what to think and believe. Not to let the false perception propagated on Social Media influence you. People only see the good and opulence there and completely rearrange their perceptions in some vain attempt to reach THAT while completely ignorant of what it usually takes to get there. If you always try to be someone else, you'll never find out who you really are and so you'll feel "lost" forever.

Based

My family and friends care about me, and I’m sure yours care about you. I get what you are saying 100%, we are responsible for ourselves and should not always depend on others. BUT, I also think it’s important to fall on others when you need their help! I think that attitude of “it’s me against the world,” is not a good way to live a life. Community is important and it should be embraced - you can disagree but this is my philosophy.

Everyone should do this, not just men

@@Noahmarciano they pretend to care but don't actually, except maybe your family

It's like paying a leather-clad BBW to stomp on my balls, except free.

Aphrodite in human form.

@@reaping-equallynah, Echidna fs

Watching Shoe0nHead is a gender affirming experience.

Simp

Adolf Hitler also had a mustache. He killed 6 million Jews, 27 million Soviets, etc.

Western propaganda lol. Follow your leader

@@lemonov3031 how is it western propaganda? There was literally picture proof lmao

@@elpidalastname9834 Os Stalin having a panic attack? Love to see it, but Stalin won and your poor savior of western civilization lost. So sad.

@lemonov3031 how did he win exactly? Last I checked, the USSR was desperately hanging on by a thread in the battle for Stalingrad. Literally the only time they started to push back was when the united states started giving them supplies, tanks & planes, guns, and literally everything else. We literally carried you on our back along with the rest of Europe. Sit down and cry about it, lil bro 🤡

Well, technically Jesus isn't a Christian; he was a Jewish Rabbi apparently.

@@ethanwhitehead2085 yeah then the Europeans got involved

Samson: am I a joke to you?

@@ethanwhitehead2085 you are wrong Jesus founded Christianity and was the first Christian he was never a Jewish Rabbi let me correct your ignorance from your poor American education it was the Jewish people who got the romans to kill Jesus its actual one of the major reasons why Jewish people are so disliked in Europe and by some Christians

@@americankid7782 lucky they did they created some of the greatest civilizations in history of humanity

Enough talk...Have at you!!

yes yes yes yes

I know that reference)

I like this definition more than I should

There we are, I was waiting to see it the moment she asked

90% of this stuff is Russian trolls. Shoe is a Tulsi fan so probably all her recommends now are Russian orc propaganda.

it's homosexual to be killed, only real man don't unalive

Liking feminine things = gay. Liking women = gay. Sex with women = super gay. Real men only have sex with other men. Checkmate.

Im also confused, Im a man but I’ve never felt the urge to wear a dress, does this make me a toxic bigot?

So by analogy having a gay sex is a straightest thing to do 🤔

Shave half your face, the contradicting states of being cancel eachother out and you ascend as the truest manly man of them all.

I really wanna grow a beard but the management at the hospital said doctors aren't allowed to keep a beard so I can't. It sucks ass.

Mustache only from here on out

@@DantesInferno96 Imagine beard hair land inside the wound as you sew it up. Shuddering imagining it lol

@@DantesInferno96 gay not by nature. But gay by force.

Yeah, if you're getting turbulence in a land craft that seatbelt probably isn't going to save you.

Not a lot of turbulence in the car. "Control" from wearing a seatbelt is a myth because unless you are off-roading, the only time you will be thrown from behind the wheel is after the catastrophic impact has already occurred.

@@georgeford6056 High G turns in performance cars are a thing too, I feel like the shape of the seat matters more here though. High G braking is a thing also and the seatbelt will help there.

Real men crash out the wind shields. Why would I wanna be in that car it crashed.

These drones thinking it's somehow not masculine to wear seatbelt are baffling to me. Like if we want to use masculine ideas, the fact you'd selfishly increase your chance of dying if you get into a car accident means you're a terrible protector of your family. Who's going to look after and serve your family once you kicked the bucket all because of a dumb decision to not wear a seatbelt? Sounds pretty unmasculine to me

Three things you won't find in a real man's pockets: lip balm, breath freshener, and opera tickets.

What do French chefs say about that!?

@@samaval9920 According to the book, French chefs are real men but French maitre d's are quiche eaters.

I happen to enjoy quiche

@@chadhoy7489 So do I. But in 1982 quiche had a reputation for being liked by effete, trend-hopping yuppies.

“The difference between a Man and a Child is the size of there toys” - my father after buying a truck

"My butt's been wiped!" - Joe Biden

"My balls itch" -Me

It's ironic that the guy with a pentagram profile picture is quoting one of the most intelligent theologic scholars in the Cristian world.

@@NachtEule71 Well satanism comes from Christendom. There is no other source for the Devil than Judaism and it's offsprings. They base everything on what Christian, Jewish and muslim scholars has thought up. So it's not ironic that he quoted a Christian scholar, it's logic. But it's ironic if he doesn't turn it on it's head. But I don't know if CS' quote is explicit Christian. It's just dumb. Everyone should always strive to become something bigger and better all life through, not stop because you feel that you're an adult.

It is. Nothing is more feminine than a female therefore kissing a female is bringing too much feminine energy into your life and that's gay. You gotta drink cum and do steroids to get a double Y chromosome. Nothing is manlier than creating a new form of down syndrome.

I love this quote so much

It's only gay to kiss a woman if that woman was born with a penis

Yes it is, it is also straight to fuck a femboy

return to monke

Life goals.

Return to monkey

based

Not even, gorillas are actually pretty peaceful compared to Great Apes as a whole. Your thinking of a raging Chimpanzee, a quarter the size but FAR more dangerous an animal because they are much more likely to attack unprovoked because they are actually much more afraid of the local predators.

Hard to sun ma balls when it's -6°C and cloudy

But what exactly is masculinity?

@@cantnevercould9660 Sunned balls

Shit I'm missing the sun on balls..

Ain't got that kind of time. Once a week will have to do XD

Well you see no one gives a shit about men. But unfortunately society needs men to get shit done.

Doing good king. How bout you?

A miserable little pile of secrets

Theres no in between but thx you too

@@justingarssacoche What do you mean?

It's the great filter man. I fear for the future.

Those tweets sounded like something my buddy would say. He's also a homeless autistic with schizophrenia & PTSD and on SSI. So yea, he's a bit "odd".

@@Cmoney01010 I'm not dating another chick till I see everything on her feeds... and the wife signs over the kids to me 🤔or she just says "okay". Lady lets me buy all the guns and ammo we can afford, don't want to piss her off. She hits what she wants to hit with a rifle. (Shoots too damn slow though, still she hits) Wonderful to have a woman that trusts you with other women.

You know the rules and so do I

Nah, helps the rest of us ridicule them rather than them going unnoticed until they are sat around in the bars and pubs spreading their "wisdom"

Horrible entirely preventable manner*

it sounds like me that a real man should die from persistent and acute listeria and salmonella infections.

@@jedoh2799 I think running balls out into battle with a perfect bronze tan is the least terrible way to go out of all these options lol.

I'm afraid that sunbathing Your balls and running buck naked is gay, only die in battle is allowed 😂.

and sexually assault all women

I’m a guy who has a 9/10 beard and has done beard modeling in the past. Can confirm: Gay men hit on me all the time. 😂

@@therainman7777 it is... beard modeling. 🎅

@@therainman7777 I know Hand Models is a think

@@therainman7777 I don't know but I have a beard and gay men flirt with me and always make things awkward. I'm also tall and they like to mention my height.

@@therainman7777 its a real thing. Beard modeling makes more sense than hand modeling imo lol

BASED

That's why sigma was invented. The irony is if you claim to be a sigma you are still stuck in the maze of identity projection

what? we may share the same first name but that isnt comparable, i thought things like "alpha" and "beta" were originally falsely invented by some guy studying wolves in captivity

very actively worrying. yet good to know

@@juliankohler5086 It's not furries. You're talking about Omegaverse.

The choocie or the cocaine

"hey does this smell like coke to you?"

@@shroomer8294 😆🤣😂🤣😆

I know man. Licking coochie is like sniffing cocaine. And licking cocaine is like sniffing coochie.

Remember, the first hit is free.

I hope you banged the ex girlfriend

Peak masculinity

You sir are a hero

@@echo5327 No. not a hero. Just someone who had a job to do and did it to the best of my ability. without whining.

@@richardjohnson4052 regardless, Godspeed to you

Meanwhile, that movie was filled with homoerotic undertones

That song will never not go hard.

TAKE me to the bathroom! cause I've got..... THE RUNNNNNS

Always thought it was funny that men have to be mysterious Just imagining everyman walking around in trench coat and sunglasses

Facts.

IDK if beautiful is the right word.

this reeks of hypocrisy

I like to think of "alpha males" in a software context: unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws and not fit for the public.

Dont you think being both an “alpha” and insecure is a contradiction? I wouldnt say someone falls in a “alpha” stereotype if they are insecure

And this is why, in most parts of the Manosphere, you're taught to focus on yourself instead of falling into the social media trap of both vying for the approval of others and letting other people try to TELL YOU what a "real man" is. It focuses mostly on self-improvement in a space that Men can actually occupy together, which is why outlets like Kotaku, Vox and others will try to slander it, because they can't have Men who aren't slaves to someone else's whims. Will some try to sell dating or hookup advice? Sure, but the MAJORITY of them are about self-improvement. Some of us even push MGTOW, which is ignoring the dating/marriage/hookup scene all together to FOCUS on that self-improvement. For the ones who date though, why are people so offended when Men have Standards, but don't bat an eyelash when a Woman talks about hers? Some of these outlets even try to sell that WOMEN should decide what "Real Man" is. "A Real Man would (x)!" I'm not accusing anywhere here of saying it, but the Manosphere gets a bad rap from people who have both never watched or listened to it and have only ever heard small clips with no context. No, we don't care what you do or say, but we do care about being SLANDERED by completely ignorant people.

@hopeeternal7470wrong

@Hope Eternal she only survives by distributing said rot among her si-... Err... Fans

Found the leftists 😂

It must be because she gained a bunch of new subs recently, on account of her under a minute videos.

@@jeffreypmurphy2352 Shoe0nHead Goddess of Rot?

Top or bottom? You're kind of cute. 😁

so glad to finally meet junes son, no surprise he ended up being gay. This is the exact situation you’d see in bidens America

@@3gou 🤣🤣🤣

@@darksu6947 Oh stop. *blushes*

Microplastics be that way

Meanwhile, that movie was full of homoerotic undertones

@@GrndAdmiralThrawn HUH?!?

I love you.

@@GrndAdmiralThrawn As a nongay I need you to point out those undertones.

I really have no idea what you're talking about. I research it after I go pee on the fire. Letting it burn down. I'm a man, probably forget to by the time I get back.

Based, we are what we choose to be, never care what others say

I know that sounds poetic and cool but it's incorrect. Being a man requires masculinity which counters femininity. Being a masculine man turns whatever you are doing masculine, from scrapbooking to painting your nails. Being a feminine man can make weightlifting look gay as fuck. You can't look masculine getting a dick in the ass though, meat or rubber. That's probably the one exception. Or in the mouth.

only a dude with massive insecurities and fears would keep suppressing a desire to slap on cat ears and thigh highs

Exactly.

this. this is how i was raised

Ok, ok, how the hell do I get into Warhammer? Because I really want to, the snippets of lore I've gotten make out sound like the craziest, coolest bullshit around! Also gunpla

@@notaword1136 Okay the first step is to become a millionaire the next step is to start playing the Imperial Guard and literally flood the table with models. Alternatively, invest in 3D printing equipment and a good lawyer in case GW comes after you.

@@GeorgePerakis damn, I have a 3d printer, but I am a shit lawyer. Do you know anyone good at subverting copyright law?

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

@@notaword1136 It is indeed a wealth of crazy cool bullshit. I'd start with Bricky's channel, he has a two part series explaining all Warhammer factions.

FELLAS! Is it gay to eat at a RESTAURANT?! I mean, you’re LITERALLY choosing to eat another man’s MEAT!

Fellas, is it gay to have male friends? I mean, you’re actively choosing to be in a relationship with men.

Fellas, is it gay to have A PELVIS? Has got to be my favorite

​@@connt1nu3BOOM, GOT EM!!!

​@@connt1nu3 The Vegetarian version of this would be "Fella's is it gay to eat at a restaurant I mean a man is literally tossing your salad

Tis 2022 after all. But I'm just your friendly attack-helicopter. Pronouns: Brrt/Whoosh (This is a joke but anymore you can never be too careful. :eyeroll:

@@godsmackvv11 Nah I'm gonna take you seriously :P

Diogenes holding a plucked chicken: Behold a man!

@@godsmackvv11 you are not to far off remember twitch moderator who called herself deerself ? She wanted her viewers to calll himself a deer . 😅

@@ssnaut1871 Omg I forgot about that! But true lol

Ey b0sss

Filthy Frank has always been a father figure to me.

A wave of nostalgia runs through my body when the name “filthy Frank” is mentioned

I miss papa Franku so much 😭

Tell that to the countless "child free" posts on TikTok. I'm ok with anyone being child free by choice but if you constantly need it flex it for all to see. You're just coping at this point If you even look at their account, they have posting for hours at a time and you realize they are chronically online.

Careful now some 5ft alpha red pill turd online will say he’s a simp and not a man because he doesn’t understand female nature. Lol I never understood these incels hate towards video games

@@bluemoonrpg326 seriously! I spent our courtship watching him play skyrim and loved it! He also lifts weights and builds things but people are so weird about video games

Sounds gay

Does he play Factorio?

@@suursuits7637 I have no clue 🤷‍♀️

Crazy world we live in, isn't it.

As someone who has been SAed I want to personally thank you for not being a rapey POS 💯💯!!! Respect ✨ 💜💚💜💚

Pfft gay

​@@monmusuaficionado2132for not being a rapist?? 💀💀💀

@@SteelAtomic obviously

Most of those tweets are fire, just not in the way their authors intended lmao

I absolutely busted my guts when that tweet came on.

Yeah, that guy has to definitely be an Alpha Male. (It reads in his Twitter handle).

Gonna be honest, after all these tweets, I feel like both the most masculine and least masculine dude on the planet

Imagine calling yourself "alpha male" unironically.

That’s very bottom behavior ngl

Poor and middle class right wingers are certainly class cucked betas. Being on the left is not about asking for handouts from the bourgeoisie-owned state. It's about taking back what should be yours, i.e. stolen labor value, by force if necessary.

Nobody's thanked you for this yet. A crime. This should not be a thankless job. Thank you, kind sir.

I think its curious that this creator doesn't realize that homosexuality is what makes you gay. Period. Wtf?

@@JoeDavidson-b1e I genuinely can't tell if you're meming or not

I'm serious. The people of this world are bonkers.

@@JoeDavidson-b1e you need to learn what a rhetorical question is

I give -40 Fucks but do it at a socially responsible level😉

Yeah exactly!! I do want they want!! Or rather I want me want….shit…. I want. The…. I’m am me real mans, want want.

SIGMA!!!!!

@@jeffzeiler346 What's not coherent about what I wrote? Please elaborate.

@@Adam_Le-Roi_Davis. His ability to read?

Masculinity reeks when you challenge others to take you down and they cuck out

Exactly . As men we pretty have solve our problem’s with either you’re going to fight me or not an if not shut your mouth about me an F off . Simply as that . Seriously. We don’t do this petty emotional revenge that takes a month to unleash like women do

I agree with the secound part of your message.@@Cov930

Yeah but if what you want to do or eat is stupid or unhelpful to you, then you should probs change or atleast admit you're a loser. A better version of what you were trying to say is a man doesn't change for other people, he only changes to improve himself.

@@hrthrhs If that is better for you, then have at it.

This is the comment I was looking for 💪🏽

An alpha male's daily schedule: 4:00: wallow in self-pity 4:30: stare into the abyss 5:00: solve world hunger, tell no one 5:30: jazzercise (wait, nvm, that's gay) 6:30: dinner with himself (he can't cancel that again) 7:00: wrestle with self-loathing

@Bob Terwilliger well, a fight it is. You know the abandoned strip mall in midtown close to the Walmart? Meet me there tomorrow around 3pm. I'll have the SpongeBob shirt on.....

makes sense

You went to the dermatologist? Men don't do that.

@@telendar_ he went to a Dr hes not a man at all

It is innate. We are social animals, and being excommunicated from the tribe back in the day was quite literally a death sentence. The difference is we have capitalism to market to all of our insecurities now, and even tell us new ways we didn't even know we were lacking.

humans are a social species. enculturation occurs young, when brains are not fully developed and more capable of internalizing new information. if the culture is not actively impressed into the young mind, it will still seek out and grasp at things to develop it's identity and awareness of self in relation to their social surroundings.

That’s kind of a key feature of a functioning society

Wishing for approval is an inherent trait. Ostracism literally activates the same brain structures that activate when you're in physical pain, and taking painkillers alleviates discomfort of being ostracised (!).

Toxic masculinity is innately caring so fucking much about what other people think that you become an angry piece of shit to other people because your only sense of fulfillment comes from this bullshit standard society gets you to believe from the time you’re a child

"Waste no more time arguing what a man should be. Be one."

​@@paulgibbon5991 -Marcus Aurelius

I'd say about this. Be strong when you're able to be, and unafraid to be vulnerable when that is required. Don't be an asshole and push others down to raise yourself up. It's really not much more complicated (or easy I guess) than that.

@@HaggisMuncher-69-420 Explain in detail why not. Be sure to cite peer-reviewed medical and psychological studies about how wrist posture affects testosterone and sperm production. We await your conclusions with bated breath.

As a real man, I figure out a man is gay.

@@gurunext The internet exists on the planet dummy

Shout-out to my friends, never heard any takes nearly this brain-dead from them.

@@gurunext Yes because it was unnecessary since the planet includes the internet. I’m saying this only because you thought it was necessary to “correct” OP

As a southerner. I hear you. If you can’t feel it on your teeth after you drink it, it weren’t sweet enough.

@@Jays_video_watcher ya really gotta taste the diabeetus

I drink black coffee as a gay femboy. Although sweet tea is pretty goddamn good, I just prefer a swig of espresso.

@@naturessacrifice8265 well hey, there's a nice stiff... coffee for you here at my place!

I understand that but drinking it everyday is crazy

I need to play more video games

I've honestly never heard, in the Manosphere(in the main part of it), anyone saying, "Playing video games is less Manly." Just that you shouldn't let it consume your life as an addiction. These people(in the video) are the few who don't get much play because they sound ridiculous and insecure.

@@Maniacman2030 I've heard it in a few places. Tends to be paired with porn, junk food, etc.

thats not your friend still masculinity and femininity is your personality even if you are what sexual orientation WHAT DOES THAT HAD TO DO WITH YOU BIOLOGICALLY ASSIGNED GENDER?

Carrying your books against your chest does look pretty gay. You should have lashed a leather belt around them and carried them over your shoulder.

Why not use a backpack though?

@@connortremblay1259 yeah its basically convinience why need to use sandpaper towels thats how to get a haemoharrage from your node or nosebleed

@@connortremblay1259 are you from outside the US? Many High schools in the US do not allow students to carry backpacks to and from class. You have to put your bag in a locker and then carry the supplies you need to class in your arms. This is because of the whole school shooting thing in the US. The fear is that someone will bring a gun in their bag and shoot up the classroom. Of course if a kid really wants to do that the bag rule is not gonna be a deterant, but US politicians will do anything to not reform gun laws due to the billions in lobbying they receive from the NRA.

As a soldier I really don’t see these dudes rushing to join up

A fleet horse. The open steppe. Falcons at your breast, and the wind in your hair. WROOOOOONG!

Go into the navy they'd appreciate you

X,,D where have I heard this before

Pretty much, lol

Nothing "gay" about goodnight kisses for homies

"If you drink water from a cup, and not by lapping it from the sink, your gay 🤢🤢"

@@TheSundayShooter There's nothing manlier than kissing your bro goodnight, after a proper buttfuck. When real men are having sex, women just get in the way.

That "rule" is for Americans.

"You were soy the day you gave up the empire" -Some right winger probably

Its dependant on who you ask in 2022/23. Men no longer get to decide, we are told by others what we are to be (again, dependant on who you ask.) 😂

@@MelGibsonFan so you don't know about tongue in cheek/sarcasm.

@@millsrickman7703 No I don't, never heard of it and no right winger is nostalgic for the empire.

As soon as she finished posing the question, I was going "SAY THE LINES GOD DAMN IT" in my head. This comment makes up for it.

Richter does not approve of this message.

I am dying of laughter here! Bruh, I had someone accuse me of being a "soyboy" because I don't like sports, and I didn't like sports back in high school... "Well, sorry, Brendan; I'm more concerned with my grades that watching dudes tackle each other over a ball." Dude didn't seem to understand that not all guys like to watch football and in fact have more important shit to do.

"you're in theater, you must be gay" if only you knew what (or who) went down backstage

More or less. Football is incredibly homoerotic, as far as I'm concerned.

AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED

@@Haddonfield_Boogeyman we get it, you like men.

It's sad how little firemen are paid for risking their lives to save people from being burned alive. Most fires are started by people being stupid.

They will get hosed and axed? Literally

The firefighters would nod, agree and strongly reaffirm how much manlier you are than them before politely asking you to move out of the way so they can head out and save lives

How much should someone who works two days a week get paid?

@mrsleep They often do tons of overtime and many departments also have their guys on pager a couple of days a week. So even if they have those days "off," they really don't. My husband often puts in 60-70 hours per week, especially lately since they're understaffed. It's fine if you think they're paid fairly, but they do work more than just "2 days a week." Even if they did only do that much, that's still 48 hours per week since they're working around the clock during their shifts.

The next video: "What is love?"

I must compulsively sing an O-WA-AH-AH-AH every time I hear that part of the Friends intro.

SOTN reference. Ah, a fellow man of culture.

Drácula: "What is a Man?" Drácula: " A pile of Secrets!"

Castlevania reference? Pretty vampires, blood sucking, whip lashing... That too is effeminate and kinda gay my dude.

I drink coffee too.

Yo same I’m now gay

There were some other things too 😔my poor wife isn't quite sure what to do. /s Like wow some people actually believe that liking women's bits is gay or uhh shockingly 'childish'. Oh I said wow, that just nails it. Best get a grindr profile going....

personally im bisexual but sadly now i have to tell my gf im gay :(

There is probably a way in which she's not a woman. Weird gender definitions are not just for men.

The world still sees men as slaves to the elitists.

Well, far too many people don't even think mental illness is a thing. But yeah, be miserable but not TOO miserable, lol

Yeah I still think you're weird lol

Pantyhose are warm. Learned that back in Scouts. Got to be manly enough to wear them though.

@@beneficent2557 He secretly told you he's wearing thigh high stay up stockings without a garter belt. Hella sexy... on a chick.

@@ScrappyXFL they're pretty kinky and they are quite nice to the touch. I don't think you lose masculine points for realizing and appreciating this.

@@bilbobaggins9451 I actually don't have thigh high socks, I just said that for the bit, but I was wearing leggings.They're SUPER comfertable

Wow...never thought of it that way... you've made me think of myself in a new light...thank you...

Holy shit your right 😱😱😱

0:01

YOOOOO 😱

Omg can you share a link?

That is priceless if true.

Except they dont

A schmuck is the "byproduct" of circumcision.

Are you a fan of carpenter brut?

This.

So basically the idea of being a ‘real man’ or ‘real woman’ is nonsense. Basically you are saying ‘don’t be an asshole’. Seems easier to say that and stop with this ‘real’ whatever bs to either gender.

Sounds like a bad idea, i recommend someone with dignity, morality and self respect than someone who does anything and doesn't care about anyone.

It's that bad to have insecurities?

@@Jos3gv No, but being crippled by your insecurities isn't great. If you spend your life worrying about if you're being masculine enough, then you need to work through that.

@@vibriw9315 I assume that's what they meant, just in less words and less formality. That's sort of the message you're supposed to get from their comment, right?

Think I'll live without my triple cream frappe from Starbucks. I'll get a energy drink like a normal guy. Not a guy whipped by his girl, taking her eating habits and other clearly feminine things. Lmao.

At first I was thinking "here we go again" but by the end I was in agreement. I'm not gonna say knitting a potholder is a masculine activity, but doing it anyway and not giving a shit IS a masculine activity. So at the end of it, I'm confused

@@decker528 Learning a skill has no bearing on your character, which is what some people attribute to masculinity in men or femininity in women.

Now you have time to prepare yourself for when he inevitably comes out.

@@gurunext FUCK THIS SENT MY LUNGS INTO ORBIT

@@gurunext the vpn bit was funny af😂

@@gurunext that's funny. I just ment she felt the need to defend her husband unprovoked, it's probably a real worry she has.

@@gurunext I am half joking, yet honestly wonder about her motive.

Is your friend a gorilla?

The guys who work hard, protect, and create, are the ultimate. Building models and baking aren't fem activities, they're a fact of life. Run from the guys who don't work hard, don't care about others, and have no creative outlet or cooking skills.

Any Sigma male is superior to Alpha. They're overrated.

When was model building ever a feminine activity? I don't know any girls who like doing so, yet Warhammer 40k exists, and I know plenty of dudes who build models from scratch.

@Dredgen Dorchadas I see it as more of a traditionally masculine activity as well. But according to some the guys in this video, any creative outlet of any kind is inherently feminine.

Caring what people think about you is normal. You want to act and be perceived well, not as some disgusting unlikeable person. But I think what you (and June) mean, is they're not insecure in their masculinity and thus Don't Care about people possibly thinking they're doing gay things (like CLEANING YOUR ASS LMAOOO).

What happen to the squirrel? She got unemployed?

It's awesome to see that Norm has finally achieve his dream

Norm is that you?

Congrats, bro!

nice!

Clearly, I have found my Mood Kindred.

Don't worry I was also disappointed she didn't say it

Enough talk! Have at you!

Your words are as empty as your soul!