CIA officer: “Odette, we have checked through your browsers history.” Me: “and...” CIA officer: “Why is 95% of everything Jojo memes?” Me: “because Jojo is life” CIA officer: “true.”
Google can check all of your history, I mean ALL of it, deleted history, incognito tabs, all, so make sure you don't search for crap that could get you in trouble, also don't call people faggots on RU-vid, they will know!
Not Papyrus it's not mutually exclusive. I'm American, I've lived here my whole life and none of my fam Kay is foreign and yet somehow I have an accent that sounds kinda Canadian
***** nope it wont lol the only way u can avoid government's detection is through TOR browser but I doubt it will slip through CIA if they really try.
+WhitE you need to say spoiler alert before you spoil anything. or els it's just spoiling something without saying you're going to spoil it. just (SPOILER ALERT) or how to stop jon snow dying. now that's how it should have been.
Google. The internet never lies! Later:-searches how to take care of a cat Google:Don't feed your cat. They don't like food Me:THE INTERNET NEVER LIES!
+Fabian Playgod Now this is one I'm interested to see! Although they probably will wait a bit considering they only just did the lost at sea survival How To.
An important thing too: Operations officers have extremely high mortality rates. It is one of the most dangerous jobs, even with the whole "staring at security footage" thing. If you arent prepared to die on the job..definitely look for another job.
+Roxas13XIII u n00b. to be a computer h4xx0r you only need to use kali linux, use tor, sign up on minds and contact anoomeles telling them you want to be a part of their secret club.
Chinomso Okafor It seems to me that you've never seen iDubbbz Because that's a quote from him. I'm not actually suffering of crippling depression but thanks for looking out for me. :)
+Boomstick898 Use AIRBNB, couch surf and use websites that allow you to contact other people who coincidentally would want to go to another country too and share the costs for the fuel.
Volunteer. If you're young and not yet bound by responsibilities, it's possible to volunteer around the world. Downside, you have to work in the places you visit but it's usually setting up events or teaching people how to recycle on an isolated village. Play competitive sports that have tournaments in staple countries. Often young rugby players are brought to countries like France or England to participate in international games. Judokas usually have the opportunity to go to Japan. Downside: you have to be good at these sports and you need to be even younger.
call the police, STAY CALM most important thing you don't want to use all of your air. tell the police you are buried alive and you're going to stay on the phone so they can find you and you're going to go to sleep so you can conserve your air
+Stefan die Waldfee LP remember not to reveal physical ticks to indicate lying. eye twitches or glances, clenching or tensing muscles, hesitation, changes in breathing or heart rate, breaking eye contact.
+Centaur 123 well step one would be to be born before the edo period(15thcenture) and the Tokugawa shogunate. Second would be born into the iga or koga family.
How to be a spy: 1) open your computer 2) open steam 3) start up tf2 4) join a server that is not full 5) join team red or blu 6) press 9 And voila your a spy
i feel like these have gotten better and better with each one that comes out. the comedy is funnier. the topics are interesting, the editing and production have gone WAY up. good job guys.
+LetsJays Thanks. I've been working really hard on this since the very first one "how to win an Oscar" and since I don't really get any notes on the content, I find that the more fun I have with it, the better! Also I've been developing my animation a lot along the way into the style that makes the show what it is I'm happy you enjoy them, it's a LOT of work! Andy Mogren (Editor/Animator for Epic How To)
What if when they try to spy on you and you catch them at it? What if when they are following you, you somehow manage to disappear from their site ? Will they be impressed or pissed? They will be suspicious, for sure .
+hunterelf I'm sure it's fine. I figure though that the CIA would note what porn you were watching and possibly note how often you do so. If they detect a form of sexual addiction that would be a clincher i'm sure, and if you releive yourself too often, that would likely also take you out of the running.
+Blusky3 Good news there's already a video for that. They guy may want to know how to become an Assassin AND join in the Brotherhood, which is something I actually would like to know, tho.
+TheSeedGames Well the thing is that if you wanna understand somebody you have to understand the way they think. I would say that you should go talk to whatever girl you know you best can talk to about that kind of things, and remember that those kind of questions have more than one answer and that all people are deference, and that you can newer truly understand anybody.
+ZwizzorOtaku Then you should have asked a question for your specific nation. This is one asked by the people who live in the US, so no wonder it is directed to those who can actually have the job.
Thekirinking Oh believe me I asked multiple questions that work worldwide. It is the youtuber's job to pick a decent question and not my fault if he may have thought that only US citizens watch his videos (doesn't he have stats for that in his videos views??)
“Fear is useless. What is needed is trust. As social innovators we’ve got to be tenacious, gritty, and courageous. We deal with cynicism and rejection, especially when what we’re working on is important. So we can never give up. Ever.”
I bet a lot of people followed these steps and is submitting their applications to Central Intelligence right now. The CIA is watching this video currently...
I've never properly watched this series before (although I do recall seeing a bit of an episode on TV one time? before switching it off because I didn't stick around to see whether it would get interesting) But oh man, this is too funny, yet seriously informative! I always can't help but crack out laughing when he bursts out with those one - word shouts like "BORING!" or "IDIOT!". lol probably my new favourite channel after Vsauce 1&3
Why? The zombie apocalypse could happen... The fungi in the "last of us" for example, does exist. For now it only infects ants, but other micro organisms have mutated, to the point where human transmission was possible, so why not that one too?
