How To Be An American 

All on sticks

Ah, that’s true!

People dont talk enough about apple pie like its so good

Riggs Monfort Totally.

Or pew die pie

Tuesday! USA! Tuesday! USA!

best comment rotlmao

Yaaass USA!!!

+chérie rondeau Agreed

I thought that was random until I saw this comment.. OH! That is soo smart. hahaha. Not only will I celebrate Friday Eve, but now Tuesday! Thanks guys!

Not Fake parkinson rec buddy! Lol

Actually it started 2nd of July

@@worldsmostretardedperson that is true

*July 2nd

Ron Swanson

Me too, i'd say "i'm always free".

I use this in Germany from now on, but mixed with Russia, so it's accurate: " Of course I'm free for my comrade!, this is socialism"

i cant use that one

Well it's true, he also said "might be".

He actually said “must be”

They're most likely commies

That's me lol=)) I dont have the flag and I am a commie lol

@Frank Atavar I'm Viet actually=)))

It's fun though

James B nah, pretty polite to everyone else still

DJ Lime AniZar sloppy, thats new. Still pretty polite compared to what I've heard before.

i'm not an american and my first canadian friend wasn't very polite and friendly

ur dumb

You missed that the fact that most of America descended from us great British people on the other side of the Atlantic and that we are the better country and should rule over the US again but giving them the supposed power to vote for their rights so they don't disobey and try to gain independence from the superior united Kingdom. Jk Jk being honest I would love to move to America for the big trucks and second amendment but your healthcare system needs improvement and I would have the union flag up instead of the stars and stripes

whovian wolf, hahaha! And don't forget that everyone here thinks their penis is bigger than an aircraft carrier! (Yes, even the women) 😂😂

Dragoon Z, Amen to bacon!

CCVFX - Cousteau Christopher VFX I'm on a kosher diet

CCVFX - Cousteau Christopher VFX and sausage, big , thick, sausage.

I’ve never once heard anyone in America brag about that

@@runner05 same. nobody does it unless asked for

@@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349 Really? Cause a lot of us have the impression that the us military is the only reason anyone is allowed to say the word freedom

@@MajorBoondoggle it's not the only reason. but it's one of them

America's military is fuckin badass

Yeah but they forgot to use fenway pak in every sentence

Hawaii is also very accurate. Lived here for 3 years and every local talks like that.

Kaite Rich except California. I’ve lived here for 12 years and I have yet to hear someone talk like that

I’m Minnesotan and do not talk like that at all

@@redbrixanimations unless you're in LA

Minnesota: The Grand Theft Auto Online version of Canada without passive mode.

and Wisconsin the cheese and beer state

The Canada state

Canada, but it's American

Being from minnesota, i can confirm this

SAME

I’m the only American who doesn’t know what happens on Tuesday

It's da best holiday

SAME

@ClassicFreak Umm No, the best Holiday would be Friday Night.

Luke Vertin except the boob and the tank part

Its Threat that and i live in the south we dont all talk like that geeze i know its a joke but comon do you honestly think that the accent in the south is that thick

omg, this is supposed to be a joke

Thats right boy! Freaking 'Murica!!! We speak' Murican!

Luke Vertin well except for the disguising yourself overseas. And while the medicine is expensive, at least you don't have to wait 8 months to get in to see the doctor.

Yes, as an American, we do say that a lot. Before breakfast: MURICA, FUCK YEAH Lunch: MURICA McDonald's: MURICA Night Club: MURICA!! FCKING YEAH!!

Doing drugs:'MURICA FUCK YEAH also i am American

+NintendoNerd Taking our bald eagle for a walk: MURICA FCK YA!! Good job being America

thanks bro (takes big gulp of beer while walking out of 7 eleven) 'MURICA FUCK YEAH

NintendoNerd yeah, well you forgot your other quotation

Kiera Warner Ikr. I was thinking the same thing. But then i got distracted with his commie joke.

Lil Slightly Bigger Nugget I said an American...

Kiera Warner, USA USA USA

Kiera Warner yeah your right even if there not American they should still be conscious about that

Yeah it's disrespectful in America 😡

😂like totally untrue not dude!!

Yes.

Of course! It's the American way.

Yes

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@@abandonedchannel72929 nice flag of Liberia you got there.

snoop would like to be there

snoop dog

Michael Jesse I live in Canada, and at work (I work at McDonald’s), most people pay using their bank debit cards or cash. For small transactions (anything under $5), I’ve had people apologize to me for not having cash on them

The point is,They were saying that Americans always are using their credit card.Its not weird in other countries.

Michael Jesse is it weird?

I'm personally Canadian and a lot of people use cash to pay lol

Michael Jesse this guy is rude! He called the Canada "weird"? Ok fine,Canada is weird but the USA is a rude,have no respect and doesn't know how to discipline their children.canadians are weird YES but they are "POLITE,VERY FRIENDLY,and VERY HELPFUL,and they are always saying sorry for everything and I know it's boring but that's a very good thing,but Americans doesn't want to say "sorry",they are just going to curse at them and not say sorry,so please be patient,canadians are more good than the Americans ok...

And at 4pm.

The only time people are doing fireworks are on july 4th and new years

What the hell is alaska? Is it an ice cream store or something?

@@josephd53 im pretty sure youre american ;))

Alabama? Is that in New York?

Lol I didn't know that was a thing. But I could see that. #MDrepin #usa

Erin R I live in Sydney, and we've had Americans wondering why the 4th of July isn't a holiday.

Erin R Thanksgiving weekend, yet it's thursday..?

Oh shit... I never thought about that.

Where tf do u live

Fucking commi

Education and adoption system and healthcare system and electoral college system brocc

Incorrect

@@nylawilliams3420 This comment was not political at all both obamacare and this new plan aare broken so i3 mean you could give an argument to how it is wrong but you just said inncorrect are you like 5 or something

maybe that's just a hairy woman

Or a transvestite

Marspeed bro men can give birth! You regressive pig!

That's America for you!😁

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER REEEEEEEEEE

*how dare you assume the birth giver's gender*

Americans love to assume gender. lol

Like leterily that is such a steryotype

3:05 OMG That's the hairiest pregnant woman I'v ever seen!!!

@@rawleighsellers4525 i know im late but god i hope you were kidding

Canada is its own country and so is Alasska we are not eastern Alaska I'm sorry if this offends you

@@jelly3050 r/wooooooooooooopsh

@@jelly3050 Alaska is a State i know cuz I live there

@@jelly3050 it twaz a joke. Unless if ur being sarcastic

@@randommandoade1465 dont you mean here (how dare you offend grammar rules)

I'm from Minnesota FYI

same, but it's not very accurate. And anywhere south of the cities has 0 trees.

It's not even accurate

Offensive? What is this bullshit PC?

dilen noris he did say "but funny" there sweety; and he never told anyone else they couldn't say or do anything. That's not PC

Parts of the Northern Midwest strongly resemble Canada as well.

Don't forget Michigan~

Atanih23 Michigan is a part of the Midwest, but yes, Michigan especially.

"Wherecanadiansshop, Washington" haha

Also up in vermont. We kinda want to join canada

Yeah right, no one mentions Louisiana

Lol. Right!? I'm from Ohio😂

What about New Hampshire?

all I know is that I live in California and it sucks

Your mountains are beautiful

Kurena Boykins me too brotha!

Kurena Boykins same

Lil Slightly Bigger Nugget 30cm is bout 11, 12, 13 I inches? 27 degrees would be... spring clothes? Ah fuck, I’m retarded aren’t I?

Lil Slightly Bigger Nugget hm, better than I thought.

THE INTERNET TROLL same 😂

Wrong this is how to be an American: look up how to be an American

@@mudput8441 no you have to be born here like me.

Who tf would want to be an american?

hmmm.. I feel like im this person ;)

@@haahahah28 True, I'm American and I don't want to be American lol

lol

Muslim is not a race

you got a point it would be middle eastern or arabics and latin americans,

Personally I don't racially profile any race.

Mexicans and Muslims are not American

+The Last Hope Americans Say HEY HEY HEY LOOK AT MY FLAG. ARE U LOOKING? WAIT I'm going to put ahead your eyes. WHAT ABOUT NOW? ARE U LOOKING? I really dont know why americans are rudes. Who wants to see american flag? '-'

+The Last Hope When you're going to see american movie you can notice the flag '0'. Omg. Its really idiot. I dont want to see the FLAGGGGGGG

+The Last Hope I like CANADA. What I think about USA IS FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU I DONT CAREEEE

Loading Wait USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA Canada is just a suburb of America! America is the BEST AT EVERYTHING! If you say you don't care about America you're clearly lying to hid how much you really love America. ;)

***** Suburb of america? Aff man Canada is best than USA.

I think its just a bunch of bitter people pissed that its cold all the time and all they have to eat is fake bacon

No there isn't. It's just a big blank spot until you get to Alaska. Weird how the world is all cut up in straight lines that way.

prepare the nukes

NicoBellisawesome We have no oil. We don't want "freedom"

JaySharp604 Damn, o well on to the middle east.

If you mistake America for /r/murica

C R U Media Dont forget the blue jeans and country music

and muscle cars

Alex Logan 85% of the population believes country music should be outlawed, carrying a maximum sentence of capital punishment when caught.

JTheGuitarPlayer can’t wait to to turbo my dads camry😂 rip my trans

That explains America

Why??

-ORDANIEL- in,i

CAN CAN CANADA

VIVA LA REVOLUCION

cause they declared comment war on us

We don't sing the anthem in schools (except at some sports games or events) BUT we always say the pledge.

@@shyryTsr2k ok now i know my neighbour country a little better

@@Violet_Evergarden ahh you're from the Can.

@@shyryTsr2k 🇨🇦 👍 🇱🇷

@@Violet_Evergarden that's the Liberian flag not American😆 but yes we are brothers! 🇺🇸 🇨🇦

LOL "I find this insulting"... There's just too many things that are wrong with that statement on too many different levels. Dude it's just a joke. If everyone took every joke/stereotype the US created as serious as you did we'd have a nuclear holocaust. The USA does have a diverse population, a lot of countries have, and if you want your people to be respected, if you are proud of that multiculturalism, then DEMONSTRATE that. Of course people are going to laugh when Americans say stupid shit like "We're the only country to have freedom!" "America is a christian continent!" "Teach both general science and religious fundamentalism in schools!" All stereotypes came from something concrete, of course a lot of it is generalization and extrapolation, but a lot of people including myself found this to be very funny and even in some cases (true). It's not our fault we have this impression of you guys, if you want to repair your reputation, you don't tell the others to shove it and say "I don't know why you have a problem with us..." When one person says something mean, you can ignore. When everyone does that then it might be a teeny tiny bit your fault. Just sayin'

Fancy Lamp I honestly wasn't sure if it was a joke or not since I've seen rude people bring these things up all the time. But as for the ignore part, you're probably right :P

its a joke...

Mackenzie Snider I know. Somebody told me that 16 hours ago -_-

its a joke man.

I've been to the RCMP store in Vancouver... don't bullshit me.

3 steps to be an American Put your brain out the head Shoot all life Go to McDonalds

Shoot, that aint nothing! My dad owns 5 guns, buys beer by the pallet, and when a black man became the president, he took out a second mortgage to buy gold. This must be God's country, because his patriotism payed off in 2011.

Pretty sure Tim Hortons is healthy than whatever clown shit you'd eat at mcdonald's.

It true

both are shit

Live in America and have not eaten McDonald's in like 15 years lol.

I've lived in America my whole life and I've not had mcdonalds since I was eight

+Legend Phos because it was a european woman

+City State Of Tulapeo I thought all this video was about amarican people..now i know that amarica is a bunch of lie

lol

+Bomberman *Murica'

Don't forget to renew your KKK membership as well.

***** yep, that was the company that the Canadian Government FIRED and sued for incompetence in designing websites....but THAT was 10 years ago. How is it that the U.S. Government HIRED them....4 years ago? So...who is incompetent? Canadians invented Standard Time, Insulin, Artificial knee and hip joints, cigarette filters. Marconi invented Microwave and radio in Canada....and the Telephone....Bell was a Canuck...an immigrant from Scotland...but a Canadian citizen....and the Bell homestead in Brantford, Ontario...is an Historical Site. MY GRAMMAR is bad? Hey, perhaps it appears that way to you because I speak ENGLISH CORRECTLY, and not Yank. YOU people have NO concept as to what 'correct English Grammar' LOOKS like. Your country is basically ILLITERATE and can't even SPELL correctly in English. Canada has had to fly Military Aid to the Kurds....your alleged President wouldn't. Canada has military forces in Poland and Romania, including CF-188 fighter Aircraft and Leopard II tanks.....where are YOURS? ahhh......years too late...just like WWI and WWII....you want OTHER countries to do your bleeding for you. Your President is an Islamist coward....and your congress isn't far behind. So YOUR 'criticisms' of OUR country....are taken with the respect that they deserve. NONE.'

***** I am a Canadian and pronounce about and words with ou the same as any American. You clearly don't know any Canadians. Also I know you guys are getting all riled up about this video, but you can calm down, it's a joke, the video was made for entertainment purposes, no need to get so angry. ***** No need to get so angry that you generalize a whole country and call all Canadians retarded. That's pretty rude. ***** ***** Both of you are getting way too upset over a video that's meant to be entertaining, you may not be able to take the jokes because you love your country so much, but jeez calm down.

***** But you do! ALL of those things....and nobody in Canada gets UPSET about it. Take a look at Monty Python's video "I'm a lumberjack"....all dressed up like Mounties.....nobody CARES.... That's because Canadians have a SENSE OF HUMOUR...something that Americans LACK. That's why Canada has to send their comedians to the U.S. ..to make you laugh. NO SENSE OF HUMOUR. That's my big comment on the U.S. (and NO Border Control on the Southern Border...just on the one with Canada...hahaha. You'd be better off controlling the border with Mexico..just saying.) Get a sense of Humour, Hendriks....

airborne63 Sorry, he only understands "humor".

+Ryan W. So how does this "free healthcare" work? Do you just pay higher taxes?

STILL CHEAPER THAN THE UP FRONT BILL

North American mapping That's why we buy insurance.

Kids are less obese then adults because more physical activity and sleep. Do some damn research.

@MangoMan Power its still quite offensive... We have feelings too 😰

In California we play $3 ore more per gallon

+Christian Girodo Angelin or*

+Christian Girodo Angelin some places in California it is $2, I live in the Central Valley it is $2, for the the Bay Area it's like $4.

+The Red Bot Gaming it's almost 10$ in Canada

please i live in d.c. its $5 per gallon

Yo man that was soooo offensive I'm gonna call my mother and she is going to say that you are wrong so like I don't even understand how you can't like be ashamed or whatever

I'm Hawaiian and that had me dying.🤣

Alex B-G if I have to eat mc Donald’s every day of my life, I wanna be an American lol

lol

Then we fire a shit ton of fireworks

Yes he's right we do it on Friday

R/woooooosh

Taco Tuesday

I'm Canadian and this comment made my day...Ww𐤔ʷ 🤣ّ ʷ𐤔wW & I love vegetables!

Aw flip, I saw that somewhere before and I can't remember where it's from-

Ha Ha... Very funny :/

Go_Boston man just f you

@mega smega just buy and M4 and bald eagle,Move to the south and that’s the American Dream.

We measure everything in football fields and Hiroshima bombs. If it can’t be measured with those it’s not worth measuring.

Those measurements put a flag on the Moon so....

Dont forget diabetes per obese bald eagle

ItsGama lol

Sarah Khorshidian Lol

@Frank Atavar clearly don't act like lol

Lol, I think America is a net exporter

more like “do they have guns”

So....i guess you guys are gonna need some "freedom" to go with that oil. 🙃😄😂

@@likaboss7654 It was until Biden destroyed the oil industry.

I can't tell if I'm missing the sarcasm in your comment or if you're missing the sarcasm in my comment.

I will take notes eh

Lmao u win

At least I know that your just being sarcastic and supportive everyone else doesn’t know that that’s a joke comment

We have one for each state. But I'm sad. I don't know what to do with the one that represents California.

A lot of nasty comments. But you sir, just made my day🇺🇸

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No it’s 2018% accurate

@@TheCrimsonLord 1776 the year the revolutionary war started. You probably already knew that but yeet.

T10A25M 1 I hate you

We speak American!

Henry C I’m American but I speak 3. Most kids in my class speak 2

@The Gay Dolphin Oh my, smart one indeed!

Untrue. We speak fluent sarcasm

@@crashandburnie5548 Ah ha, Britain might have you licked there.

Hay we don’t talk bout that part of us those people are Liberals and should go... extinct. For you non Americans a liberal is a Nazi that doesn’t like guns and what’s the Govt to take our rights

@@billymanson1790 Can't blame them. Us Canadian live in peace with very little amount of the public owning guns. It's pretty easy, public doesn't have guns, gun related incidents are very rare. The police have a sidearm but rarely ever need to use it. You like guns? Go spend a day in the shooting range or get yourself a license for one.

Hamza Sami a lot of gun “violence”/ gun deaths are citizens using there firearm to defend/ protect there property it’s just the social-media and the news show it in a bad way

@@billymanson1790 well guess what, if the defender and the attacker didn't have access to weapons, the chances of anything happening will drop significantly in the first place. I understand your point of view but when comparing a country whom operates differently in terms of gun control; The liberals are correct. It's not a fun thing to swallow, but it's the reality.

💀💀

yeahhhhhh

Exactly, I love guns I just bout a Armalite rifle chambers in 5.56 It is a beast.

Billymanson 1 nice bro I’m getting one for my b day

Hero Hayden Sweet

Ha ha ha wait seriously

I see you are man of history as well

glad im not the only one who noticed it

lol

Yeah it’s the M5 Grizzly

The cheapest one

No one should be offend (cause it's all jokes and stereotypes)

Same

most were actually positive things

😂👌

Jade F. There is u. And then there are other people. You are the type of people people want around

canadians call it soccer too.

+kylem1112 Doesn't make it any less disagreeable.

calling any sport "football" is simply sport centric. association football, rugby football and gridiron football are all football. either use the full name or call it something else.

Wankus Crankus THANK YOU! jesus christ people are such fucking idiots. there's canadian football, australian football american football, all not related to "association football" (soccer). the day that people stop bitching about using the term"football" and it's usage is when i will start to believe in a god.

I thought it was 3 and a half, my bad:(

300 miles per second? dang

Pi2z more like bang.

lol

I don't think a bullet is that fast as the velocity needed to enter space is only 5 miles a second. What you mean is probably 300 metres a second.

What's your point? That is all logical thinking.

Jim Lahey Please be a troll .=.

You can own a tank with a cannon. You just need a waver

but thats true you can own a tank with the gun as long as you wait 20 days and sign a waver

+Pedro The Grimm Santa my right to bear arms is a right. Kinder eggs are not a right, they are a want.

Wrong. Soccer is an enjoyable sport played around the world, football is disappointing halftime shows

@@numberq1134 They're not talking about American football... In other countries, soccer is called "football".

Step 29.5 explain how football is better than soccer

@@gh0stly870 Nah man, I understand that, I'm just referencing the Superbowl halftime show. Now that I read my comment again, it didn't really make sense...

@@numberq1134 Oh, okay.

Same!!

Same lmao

Except bald eagle part and accents pretty much

@@chandlerscadden6717 wdym that part was completely accurate

Yeah boiiis

ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT DaT

Yes

Great.

Have feminist ever sued people for being offensive? Thats is scary

Oh you can try, but lawyers don't work for free 💰💰💰

Logan Darling true that

Aaron Glisson if you like steroid meat

Walmart.

Ur so funny wow , i love u , u dicj

Logan Darling but Canadians love McDonald's just as much (if not more) than Americans

and put american flags in the back of it

This is 1000% accruate

@@_souldier and have a sticker of every military branch on it

@@rawleighsellers4525 *1776%

If you don’t have a truck with a flag are you really American????? I don’t think so