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How To Beat EVIL Casinos 

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@canofchicken6745
@canofchicken6745 Год назад
I’d just walk in with no money and get free drinks all night
@socketyellow3
@socketyellow3 Год назад
Pretty sure they would only give you drinks if you spending. But lol yeah
@Tahmora
@Tahmora Год назад
The comps you get are directly proportional to what you spend. And literally everything is up charged anyways. So any free drink you get is offset by the 10$ ATM fees and 30$ credit card advance fees lmao. Want a mini water bottle because of all the cigarette smoke? 2$ unless you're gaming. I'm a cage cashier and we comp 2000$ penthouses.... for people that spend 50k a night at tables. Working at a casino has only taught me to never fucking go to casinos lmfao. A casino isn't a charity, and they will never give you more than you give them 💀💀
@JakeStateFarm420
@JakeStateFarm420 Год назад
@@TahmoraQuestion, never been to a casino obviously but aren’t there penny slots? So theoretically I could…. Take out 10$ in pennies get free drinks all night and just chill. Is it only in movies where servers walk around with free drinks and you can just grab one? Idk I don’t gamble.
@Xenon_001
@Xenon_001 Год назад
​@@Tahmora Nope. I can go in and get free drinks at a station, and so do hundreds of other people.
@moizbiradar
@moizbiradar Год назад
Entry feees left the chat
@DazedDelta
@DazedDelta Год назад
“The casino doesn’t get all those fancy lights from the people winning.”
@yoyoitsjadon443
@yoyoitsjadon443 Год назад
Damn thats a good quote
@officer_friendly_
@officer_friendly_ Год назад
Even if the people are winning the money most likely will go back to them 😂
@cloudshifter
@cloudshifter 3 дня назад
Funny they don't allow card counting when they specifically hire all their dealers to be cars counters so they can rig the game so thag they always win the big amounts and give the illusion you are winning by giving you the bait small amounts
@twistedtide
@twistedtide Год назад
No disrespect at all, but I love how even older guys are taking advantage of RU-vid now, it's honestly great to see.
@yenzuma
@yenzuma Год назад
True true
@Jadeneditzninjago
@Jadeneditzninjago Год назад
@@KestlerTV is this Guy having a fucking seizure
@peezibuildsobvi
@peezibuildsobvi Год назад
@@KestlerTV my guy slammed his head on the keyboard 💀
@frenchmapping5320
@frenchmapping5320 Год назад
​@@peezibuildsobvi He used a stack of emoji💀
@peezibuildsobvi
@peezibuildsobvi Год назад
@@frenchmapping5320 ikr 💀
@Tahmora
@Tahmora Год назад
I work at a casino and instead of responding to every comment let me just say you cannot finesse a casino 💀💀💀 please don't try kids. The video doesn't explain it but there's not like... an open bar that you can walk up to in casinos to "Pretend to be gambling".. You get comps for spending money.. then exchange those for the drinks... 😒 if a casino is offering you free drinks up front it's because you've spent money before and they want you to come game again.
@Nelltea
@Nelltea Год назад
Me and my friends go to biggest casino in our country. Almost every second day and we spend 10€ on the slots and then we go to the dining room and eat loads of food + free drinks and cakes etc. never had one problem 🤣 but in other casino we went there for a few times and after 5 months they banned us xd
@camdenschneider4421
@camdenschneider4421 Год назад
Tell that to card counters like myself. I agree, many players walk into a casino believing they are AP’s, but until you’ve put in the time like actual counters, you simply will lose.
@crazyperson-ie7mz
@crazyperson-ie7mz Год назад
Instructions unclear: beating casino owner to death
@kleinwilkinson267
@kleinwilkinson267 Год назад
That's why I set alarms before I walk in and no matter what when that alarm goes off I walk out
@THE_MAN69420S
@THE_MAN69420S Год назад
“I lost 500 dollars and won 100,000 at the casino” -Nobody ever
@Seriald359
@Seriald359 Год назад
Lol bro you got a scam bot as your first reply
@larryboi2706
@larryboi2706 2 месяца назад
The chance of winning big is not that low, there will always be plenty who win
@DrMikeo
@DrMikeo Год назад
"I'm gonna do whats called I pro gamer move" *walks into the casino with no money*
@baconking2745
@baconking2745 7 месяцев назад
That 1 percent of the time when your friend comes out of the casino with 10k
@re7630
@re7630 Год назад
Smarter person uses the same $40 to "play" machines while getting free drinks ALL night. Only play when they approach you for a drink and as long as there's still money on the machine you get a drink
@dylkii
@dylkii Год назад
🧠🧠
@tangles01
@tangles01 Год назад
Oh I can out drink a $500 loss.
@RaggedTigerFN
@RaggedTigerFN Год назад
The casino takes the sun☀️
@policenineplayz1724
@policenineplayz1724 Год назад
a really smart man would just buy a bottle from the liquor store and have $20 left
@jameswise4442
@jameswise4442 Год назад
Cheap alcohol doesn't make you smart
@majinxx6272
@majinxx6272 Год назад
@@jameswise4442 paying for expensive alcohol makes you less smart.
@officer_friendly_
@officer_friendly_ Год назад
​@@jameswise4442 for 20 bucks I could buy a crate of beer (20 bottles) lol
@carennorthcutt7724
@carennorthcutt7724 Год назад
Isn't there an expression....."The House always wins?"
@Uncivil_Dreams
@Uncivil_Dreams Год назад
so become the house! now just gotta find all that money to buy the casino itself…
@slender169101
@slender169101 Год назад
As someone who works in a casino this is true
@RandomizedYoutuber012
@RandomizedYoutuber012 3 месяца назад
Smart person: “I didn’t go to the bar at all!”
@cloudshifter
@cloudshifter 3 дня назад
I was expecting the casino guy to go "It was great I had all all the food and drinks I wanted and spent 0$ cause I never actually gambled, I was jsut thee for the free buffet"
@tiso3707
@tiso3707 Год назад
Casinos are the biggest scam. In my opinion they should be made illegal.
@jackm556
@jackm556 Год назад
They are unless they are on Native American land and owned by the Native Americans. But people find loopholes like not being the owner but collecting profits on the casino while paying the Natives.
@carlsmith5678
@carlsmith5678 Год назад
​@JackOfAllTrades um what? Casinos are not illegal?
@jackm556
@jackm556 Год назад
@@carlsmith5678 The California State Constitution makes gambling illegal (California Constitution, Article IV). However, certain forms of gambling, regulated by the state or the state's Native American tribes, are permitted. This is the Law where I live and many other states. Utah and Hawaii are no gambling at all though.
@carlsmith5678
@carlsmith5678 Год назад
@@jackm556 I'm talking more specifically about Nevada.
@jackm556
@jackm556 Год назад
@@carlsmith5678 yeah when I go to Tahoe right on the border of Ca and Nevada the casinos are like stacked on the border
@_sktc_
@_sktc_ 21 день назад
"they remove clocks so you lose track of time" Say hello to my friend, Mr W.Atch
@elitecass1453
@elitecass1453 Год назад
Only been in a casino to go to a nightclub never played any of the games 😂😂 but I do sometimes like to watch people play it. I started sweating when I saw one guy put a £20 note in and in less than 5minutes he was already shoving another £20 in 😅😅😃😂
@chroniclegames5677
@chroniclegames5677 Год назад
My dad told me a story. When he was in Vegas for work once he gambled at the penny slot machines. Whenever he saw a waitor he put a quarter in, because they were more likely to give him a free drink
@peestrem31
@peestrem31 Год назад
your dad is smart
@What-da
@What-da Год назад
Not gonna lie u have a point your Improved human
@freevbucks8019
@freevbucks8019 Год назад
The guy that only spent 5 dolans and drank 1L of ethanol:
@hizakikentai
@hizakikentai 11 месяцев назад
Smart person: *doesn’t go to either place*
@UmarFarooq_27
@UmarFarooq_27 Год назад
He must be the oldest person to teach about finance we must help him by subscribing and supporting him
@readmore7180
@readmore7180 25 дней назад
Last time I was in Vegas I went in a casino when it was light, came back out when it was light, the next day. You lose complete track of time in them lol
@Spiggle25
@Spiggle25 8 месяцев назад
What my dad used to do whenever he had to do business in an area with lots of casinos is just go to the back and enjoy a cheap buffet. Thought that was pretty funny
@Ozymandias664
@Ozymandias664 Год назад
I learned a lesson today too, thanks
@great8319
@great8319 Год назад
These shorts are leading me to a better life
@therealapocalypse8158
@therealapocalypse8158 3 месяца назад
They also have a lack of landmarks in their casino so you get lost and can't find the exit, as well as having suitable light level and pumping fresh air into the casino to make you feel more awake, you could end up leaving a casino and immediately getting hit by a wave of tiredness and fatigue
@INeed2Ap
@INeed2Ap Месяц назад
This guy be having a valid point
@affankhan1438
@affankhan1438 Год назад
You just, earned a follower
@allens1034
@allens1034 3 месяца назад
The smart person who go to the cheap slots and gets a bunch of free drinks for one penny
@lolopol100
@lolopol100 Год назад
I had the same thing happen but different, the group split into two. I spend like 10 at the casino in total just for fun and got so much food and drinks and entertainment while the others went to the bar and had a tab of 150€. They all said that they woyld rather go to the casino
@Zoroaster4
@Zoroaster4 Год назад
Yeah people just need to learn self control.
@JackSucksAtCIips
@JackSucksAtCIips Год назад
This guy is a legend
@SomeRand0mDude4
@SomeRand0mDude4 11 месяцев назад
A Asian Parent Once Take The Beer And The Cup And Get Out Stevenhe -
@deserter101
@deserter101 Год назад
Thanks for the advice mark
@Lotschi
@Lotschi Год назад
Casinos are total scams and make money out of peoples addictions. I really hate casinos.
@corryandrew2357
@corryandrew2357 6 дней назад
Not sure how you can compare spending a casual evening at the bar buying 4 drinks for 40$ , to spending the entire night at the casino drinking probably 20-30 drinks
@cable5653
@cable5653 2 месяца назад
Actually the lack of clocks and windows is because they can’t afford any because the house always loses
@destructionandregeneration
@destructionandregeneration Год назад
My dad and mum went in and just got free drinks and watched friends gamble
@franken0702
@franken0702 Год назад
I like that FMS shirt of yours, do you do RC in free time? I do, especially planes! :)
@hamaadgulraiz2076
@hamaadgulraiz2076 Год назад
Just take free drinks try not spending money and boom
@Joepage69
@Joepage69 Год назад
Smarter guy: I stayed home and bought beer. Genius: I stayed home and made wine Albert Einstein: I just stole that shit.
@Darkcamera45
@Darkcamera45 Год назад
Albert Einstein squared: I just didn’t drink and stayed home
@supadrew94
@supadrew94 Год назад
At Vegas you just need a play penny slots and you can get free drinks
@Victor_honey
@Victor_honey 7 месяцев назад
1: Sean 2: lawyer Mike 3: Mark tilbury They all keep us safe
@OkieDoodleStitches
@OkieDoodleStitches Год назад
You forgot to mention they also pump in extra air/oxygen to keep you from getting tired and leaving.
@Tahmora
@Tahmora Год назад
They just have more ventilation because smoking is allowed and the buildings usually don't have windows... where did you hear that 💀💀💀
@CutestDemon
@CutestDemon Год назад
Bro just let his friend lose money :
@tigerlover7359
@tigerlover7359 Год назад
“Removes clocks.” Looks at phone instead or watch instead.
@TwoC4s
@TwoC4s 3 месяца назад
They don't remove daylight for the sake of making you forget about time. They black out the windows to prevent cheating
@josephcooper8754
@josephcooper8754 2 месяца назад
One night in Vegas I went out with $1 and just sat at a slot machine holding the bill. I got free drinks all night.
@domandnic100
@domandnic100 11 месяцев назад
Pov you looked at his name when he said mark Tilbury
@crazydeadcandy-live1221
@crazydeadcandy-live1221 Год назад
My math teacher said he stayed all night in a casino and spent only 5 $ while he got to eat for free
@TrueWealthFinancial
@TrueWealthFinancial 3 месяца назад
Stellar thoughts! 💡
@aanavnayak3130
@aanavnayak3130 11 месяцев назад
Smart guy should not even go to a bar💀💀💀
@x-nable
@x-nable Год назад
Me: Has a watch
@Baconboi29313
@Baconboi29313 Год назад
When u realize they have emojis in each sentence
@Lisp.
@Lisp. Год назад
Old man wisdom
@victoriahope8371
@victoriahope8371 Месяц назад
Plus the free booze can alter your mind. People do a lot of stuff they would not do under the influence of alcohol.
@SpadeWolfo
@SpadeWolfo Год назад
Almost like going to the bar and going to the casino are two very different activities with very different price points
@peestrem31
@peestrem31 Год назад
wow people like you look for every little reason to be right
@SpadeWolfo
@SpadeWolfo Год назад
@@peestrem31 this thought took exactly three seconds of consideration, that isn't exactly trying hard
@peestrem31
@peestrem31 Год назад
@@SpadeWolfo tell me what is wrong about an old man trying to help young people avoid casino traps
@SpadeWolfo
@SpadeWolfo Год назад
@@peestrem31 nothing inherently, very good actually. But the presentation makes it seem like going to a casino is 100% inherently bad, when it's still a fun experience if you budget and know your limits. Almost like the two activities are too different to be compared.
@peestrem31
@peestrem31 Год назад
@@SpadeWolfo ok i agree with that
@jonathanking9834
@jonathanking9834 3 месяца назад
What if you only go for the drinks 💀😂 and don’t gamble lol
@craigr306
@craigr306 Год назад
They also pump oxygen into the room to keep you awake
@user-nf3wy4gl4j
@user-nf3wy4gl4j 23 дня назад
Never been to vegas then 😂 2 drinks at the casino bar is about 40 dollars anyway 😂 just gamble 50-100 dollars wisely on roulette and soak up as much free drink as you can, win win
@aadeeshgaming
@aadeeshgaming Год назад
the smart one is the one who can go into the casino drink all he wants then only bet 20 usd the half of he would have paid at the bar
@vevietnam
@vevietnam Год назад
be my lawyer please-😅
@mr..iconic5413
@mr..iconic5413 Год назад
-500$ for a full Night at the Casion that is actually pretty good, 5000$ for a night would be more like it
@hyper_sniper20
@hyper_sniper20 3 месяца назад
Another way to beat casinos is that if you're in Vegas and need a hotel, the casinos usually have rooms that are really nice for a low price. So you can stay at a hotel that's cheap and get free drinks.the reason it's so cheap is because they want you to waste money on the casi no so just stay away from it
@misho91able
@misho91able Месяц назад
That depends. I used to go there with 10$. And I was betting 1$ on black and 1$ on red. And drank and smoked for like 100$
@nikolay_hranov7319
@nikolay_hranov7319 Год назад
My math teacher explained to us his trick where he goes to the casino with 30$ and than he eats and drinks for free and its goes cheaper than the bar
@hexagon8899
@hexagon8899 Год назад
removing all clocks? i would be out of there almost immediately. seriously i have some irrational fear of not knowing the time.
@mangisaacreyes2042
@mangisaacreyes2042 Год назад
You just teach me how to scam in a casino 🙃
@blurdynamic9118
@blurdynamic9118 Год назад
Just remember a big win is always just round the corner
@aaz9374
@aaz9374 Год назад
Corner that appears farther away each time you go towards it😂
@BigBallmuncher69
@BigBallmuncher69 Год назад
The magnetic pull
@oliwiernowosielski7690
@oliwiernowosielski7690 Месяц назад
Ah... but i go to the casino and spend $40 at the casino but get roughly 400 drinks worth
@InternalxHD
@InternalxHD Год назад
jokes on them im nota gambler and im use to counting and calculating time in my head as a caribbean
@simonghostriley1645
@simonghostriley1645 Год назад
Don't forget the special carpet
@googleuser64920
@googleuser64920 Год назад
Thankfully i have good genes so i would just take the free drinks 😅
@dtdumb
@dtdumb Год назад
Tilbury? Like the town in England? I didn't notice that until now.
@actedyolo
@actedyolo 11 месяцев назад
Reasons to wear a watch:
@whiteoutwolf6131
@whiteoutwolf6131 Год назад
Penny slots my friend, Penny slots
@ryderhulsey4824
@ryderhulsey4824 Год назад
He could have got free drinks and left
@voidvisuals_
@voidvisuals_ 3 месяца назад
I get the best of both worlds and play pokies at the bar ;D
@trav_dakiller8969
@trav_dakiller8969 Год назад
What if u bring one friend to be sober then the other one gets hammered while sober is responsible
@Dwindke
@Dwindke Год назад
Pov: u have a watch
@anonymouswhite352
@anonymouswhite352 7 месяцев назад
Actual smart person I lost $50 and got $500 worth of alcohol
@danielcues
@danielcues Год назад
That’s why you go to casinos with a set budget and play low-stake, low-edge games like blackjack. If you go out clubbing without control you can also end up spending 500£.
@Cloddyboi
@Cloddyboi Год назад
A good brother would've told him
@lodielieb8482
@lodielieb8482 Год назад
Solution: Pay for as much as you would have. Set a timer. Now you have a chance at winning 😎
@pagangods9988
@pagangods9988 7 месяцев назад
Once i made 250 eur with only 20 eur, but one time i made 150 eur with 20 eur tho i lost it cuz i couldnt stop
@brah8207
@brah8207 Год назад
He should have told him before not after
@matthijsoudshoorn1724
@matthijsoudshoorn1724 Год назад
That is if you have no self control
@kylstyles
@kylstyles Год назад
Here is a tip, Go to the casino and only bet .05 cent on the slots. You'll get your free drinks and have a pretty fun time
@holysavage6987
@holysavage6987 Год назад
I'd walk into the casino with da bois and not even play the damn games. Free fuckin drinks.
@PudyTV-po4se
@PudyTV-po4se Год назад
Thats not how it works dude
@holysavage6987
@holysavage6987 Год назад
​@PudyTV-po4se well no shit. I was relating my comment to the video. Notice how I said "I'd" which means, I would if this scenario were taken to real life.
@traepetersen6199
@traepetersen6199 Год назад
What casinos do that? In Vegas the hacks people share don't apply anymore
@ThatGuestPlayz
@ThatGuestPlayz Год назад
Grandpa of da year
@Metvalv
@Metvalv 7 месяцев назад
i don’t think a very smart person would drink
@KONO-DIO_DA
@KONO-DIO_DA Год назад
Just don't gamble but take the free drinks
@VXIDGANG
@VXIDGANG Год назад
A smart and healthy person like me wont go to the bar
@shade_666
@shade_666 Год назад
Or you could gamble 40$ worth so they don’t get suspicious and drink all night
@puffpyf
@puffpyf Год назад
Only bring cash to a casino
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