How to Beat the HUMAN TAXIDERMISTS in C.O.R.N. 

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Woo

I tried doing it but the offer didn’t work

holy s**t these protag's are brain dead....

Honestly, was this one of the shittiest movies you’ve ever done? It clearly had a budget, a decent one for this kind of movie. The fact that both sides were really too stupid to live. Only the goth boy and the little girl seemed to have any sense, and she does seem to get the best lines in the movie. She reminds me of that little girl warrior queen in Game of Thrones

Ah yes the tourists must love the place

Kansas girls are pretty cute most of the time. Worth the risk.

@@SalemArc ehh death isn’t worth getting laid? And why does beauty matter? If they are a psycho taxidermist who cares how cute they are

Jesus Christ loves you please forgive and repent

Not related to your post, but it upsets me your name is Spaghetti and not Spaghet like it should be

And constantly antagonizing the step dad as well. "Your father" "akschually ! 🤓 it's my STEP father" "If it was my real father he'd knew what to do" If I was the step father I'd twist their necks immediately

and the girl she saw getting dragged away and saying nothing until late!!!!

Man I hate them so much.

@@DubstepMusique light them on fire, and use the remains as compost. At least then they'd be contributing to the planet rather than waste oxygen.

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Totally. There's a big difference between a character that makes a bad decision and one that makes a stupid decision. I don't expect characters to always make perfect decisions. If a character is always making the perfect choice, it tends to get boring. But their bad decisions need to be believable. Take a movie like "The Thing." The characters aren't perfect. They don't always make the ideal choices. But for the most part they do make competent decisions, and when they make a poor decision, it's usually in a way that's understandable or relatable. They don't have to do completely asinine nonsense just to prevent the plot from being resolved in a matter of minutes. It also makes the monster/killer/whatever far more frightening when the protagonists are competent and generally make sensible decisions. An antagonist that manages to outwit and overcome the protagonists even when those protagonists are clever and capable is far more unnerving than one that succeeds because its targets forget how to breathe if they aren't reminded every five seconds. An MMA match between two pros that have been fighting for years can be exciting, and both the winner and loser will probably look impressive. A pro fighter with years of experience beating down a first grader who has never thrown a punch is a nonsensical waste of time.

I don't know, the ones where they make every correct decision possible are often better than the ones where things don't work.

the thing is, if a movie is well made, characters can still lose even when making the best decisions, not because it was a 'who is dumber' battle but a 'let the smartest one win' - it *can* be very entertaining to see smart choices made by both sides, i'd say the horror is even enhanced, as obvious 'just do this for god's sake' decisions become 'what could it do right now? goddammit aa this is bad' but for some reason many horror movies just dumb everyone down, heroes and villains alike - maybe because its easier to make a movie if everyone is braindead, but still movies can be very entertaining with smart characters, its just that its cheaper to dumb everyone down

@@brunobruno-c1d Exactly, the other side is significantly scarier when the main character is making sound decisions while still being in danger

I love smart characters that don’t make mistakes but still die. It’s the realism and futility of it. To know they did what you would have but it still wasn’t enough

Yes and also it's hilarious when NerdExplains sounds exasperated by the stupidity of the protagonists and goes on a rant about what they could have done in said moments lol. 😏😄

And Me having nightmares about the movie and too scared to be walking at night

Couldnt even root for the Villans for how stupid they were too, such an aggravatingly terrible movie.

Even the villians were dumb here

The worst characters since hills have eyes.

This is brilliant. If he doesn't want to do a series, it NEEDS to be an April fools video or subscriber special.

Lmfao that would be great

For this one that would be a hard one... The kids are one step away from deliberately smashing a bottle into a nice lead paint smoothie. The baddies are doing their best to ignore them in order to get some kind of oerformative challenge outta the screw up that is their cumulative three-score IQ. The kids don't wanna live. The baddies don't wanna kill. That's gonna need a whole new system of logic, language and philosophy just to define "worse".

@@user-zh4vo1kw1z That's exactly why it's a fun challenge and why I love the idea, it's silly

Well this one would be really hard. Like that gun was empty the whole time right? So even a protagonist pointing it at their own head wouldn't work.

@@stevenscott2136 I imagine the elusive father to always be the guy from those old Dos Equis beer commercials, the most interesting man in the world. Can't be there parenting because he's off doing most interesting man in the world stuff.. probably just me?

"I've never met him, but he'd know what to do."

😂

Well the dad would leave. So kid wasn't wrong

Yeah, taxiderming humans is a particularly difficult challenge, or so I’ve heard. The process does sound intriguing though, certainly a bit more stimulating for me than stitching animal fur.

@@nevisnebis1207 Taxidermy fish are where it's at if you want a challenge...a very difficult thing to master. Also I've seen a few pictures of antique taxidermy people and the faces inevitably look wrong in a horrific sort of way.

i mean seeing how they treat him I wasn't surprised he wanted revenge lmao

Don, the Step Dad killed their real dad and made him his first victim. He was actually friends with him when he introduced Don to his wife and so the guy just murdered him to get him out of the picture. He purposely sabotaged the car to kill the kids so he could eventually turn their mom into a mannequin too. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-iWsFM5OfhfE.html

What makes me confused is the fact that the step dad would had to know these kids for at least a few years and since he took them on a field trip wouldn’t the mother have known where they were going and who was with them? So if he actually successfully killed them wouldn’t the mom immediately know who did it and wouldn’t the police had to investigate where the kids went to that means that the police would deftly find the taxidermy bodies and immediately know they were rotting corpses because of the smell? And what about the towns peoples kids who died wouldn’t they get suspicious 🤨 this movie makes absolutely no sense

It's bad specifically because you can't see it coming even when rewatching the movie, it's just like Hans in Frozen, he spends the whole movie going out of his way to be a good guy only to heel turn into villainy right at the end

Ya know I was thinking the same thing but then I thought that we only see 1 car drive worth of interactions between the 3, its quite possible he was a raging asshole the whole time and his "nice guy" act was just that, him putting on an act for ulterior motives which could explain the open hostility in the car because they could tell he was being fake AF but who knows, heck they coulda actually been very familiar with that act if its how he behaves when mom is around. Still though through the whole video even after figuring he was in on it because, wtf just showing up after 2-3 days at the location is SUS as all hell, I was still rooting for him to off the little shits lol.

It’s also the original. All others are literal copycats and it still baffles me why Nerd doesn’t copyright claim the people who use the exact same thumbnail format and exact same video premise.

@@SPFLDAngler you can't copyright claim anything that you didn't copyright

@@SPFLDAngler I mean, Nerd is my favorite, but the others aren’t too bad!

@@SPFLDAngler I mean yeah they’re all copycats but it’s not like nerd explains has a copyright on the idea or style

@@SPFLDAngler 1) that's not how copyright claim works. Remember the outrage when finebros talked about copy striking reaction channels? Yeah because no one like people that do that. 2) why would he? That's childish and silly. Good creators like Nerd love seeing the ideas they helped come up with expand and grow. Not selfishly try to be the only one who uses an idea.

I've only been to one party with strangers. I didn't drink, even though I was 22 I hadn't really felt a need to drink yet. And they were pretty responsible, even though they were drinking. Nothing like the irresponsible assholes in horror movies. I'm glad I went. Can't say it was exactly my thing, and now that I have been drunk before, still don't think it would be my thing even if I was then.

Right, even as a teenager that screams “danger” more than it screams “fun” to me. I can’t believe people are actually dumb enough to do things like that. It’s like they want to be kidnapped and murdered lmao

@@Nandoswitharando you realise this is a movie and Nerd Explains is just his online persona right? I mean sure this specific setup to the party was sketchy as hell but I've been to plenty of random parties, by myself or with a handful of friends and had a bunch of fun. 9.9 out of 10 you won't have a problem and the times that you do, it should be pretty obvious by the type of people there and the atmosphere of the party that something might happen... He just talks about certain situations the way he does because it's part of his role.

Not for long lmao

@@kivuntuntija we need more heroic villains to eradicate them haha

Bro, me, I drink a cup of coffee and spend 2 minutes trying to get my keys in my car. I think I’m better off with a cyanide pill being tucked away just in case

Thank god they ARE out there, the more easy prey there is out there running around the less likely someone with survival instincts falls prey due to the abundance of easier targets

@@jordanhicks5131 I suppose it also means the actual killers will have ever lowering expectations for their targets which could benefit other future targets. By them only hunting the extremely incompetent they'll eventually lose that killer edge.

I hope he never sells his channel like "strange thoughts" or how to beat

@@tjepic5256 how to beat didn't sell the channel lmfao just rebranded

He’s also the original

@@tjepic5256 Wait what? Strange Thoughts sold his channel?

@@jinkade yeah... just not the same 😮‍💨

They could have avoided all of that thoe if they weren't so dumb.

Wtf your 'English' is painful

I feel like the risk of infections are overblown by the general population in regard to healthy young people with a good immune system. Sure, cases happen where a seemingly healthy young person gets a life threatening infection from some arbitrary thing. But I've put dirty drill bits through my hand, cut myself wide open, had catfish spines go through my hands, had mulch and fertiliser in open wounds, ticks on me for days yada yada without medical intervention and not a single issue at all. I doubt I'm special or have a unique immune system because I get frequent colds and they hammer me into the ground. I just think most healthy young people are highly resistant to the typical bugs you encounter in dirt and water even with an open wound because you encounter them your whole life everyday. I mean people literally handle faeces everyday as part of their job and it absolutely gets into their system occasionally. Personally I think it might be a hold over from pre-modern times when it wasn't unusual to have stunted growth and development through childhood and then go through frequent periods of starvation all while being deprived of clean water and many vitamins and minerals - in that situation your immune system can probably be knocked out by the wind. FYI I know how that sounds but I'm not anti-establishment. Me and my family are all vaccinated and when one of us is sick we try to keep away.

SAME!!!! 🤣

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If all else fails, use fire. -Legend of Zelda 2 NPC

he’s also blinking at 27:08 lmao

wow this comment is one sentence

@@katroamleft4721 IKR, not a single punctuation mark.

@@katroamleft4721 lol says the person with no period at the end of his sentence thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it seems like you do though

Does your keyboard have periods or commas?

Simon seems like a decent guy as I'm sure you would agree he tried to warn them several times including saving them when they're in the cornfield due to the fact he is similar to the little kid from Texas chainsaw massacre that tries to help the victims but there is nothing he can do because he doesn't want to completely betray his family despite being born into the family labeled a serial killer in spite of not finding killing and hurting people enjoyable making this a situation in which I don't know what I would do. There I corrected it. Everything he said in one grammatically correct sentence

Biggest plot twist of the movie was Don leaving those IQ points wherever the hell he's been for those past few days. I'm assuming it was an underground psych ward to get a lobotomy.

Protagonist is the main character not here or villain

Antagonist is the word for a primary opponent to the point protagonist.

in the globalised and intertwined world, this whole convo is just dumb. Everybody needs infrastructure. So don't try to be edgy or whatever you are trying here

@@katroamleft4721 Can you elaborate, why you take offense to my comment?

@@katroamleft4721 And somehow you still sound worse-

@@katroamleft4721 cant see the forest for trees can you? farmer provide the food what's everybody else in that infrastructure you talk about need to survive? "FOOD", 99% of people can live without medical care, nobody can live more then 30 days max without food, farmers are one of the biggest parts that keep any infrastructure going.

Sir, this is a how to survive a terribly written horror movie.

Yeah he was wrong there. Most taxidermies are done, after the animal died. Hunters turning their kills into art , people having dead pets taxidermized.

@@theoneeyedartist3253 He was joking with that part to mock the poor writing, don’t worry ^^

@@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 I figured he was joking, since no sane person would think taxidermy is done to living creatures.

Man your cousin really should have bitch-slapped whoever wrote and directed this flaming pile of shit. This movie sucks. Toni did a good job tho!

Damn

Cool

Same you can tell this guy Is a enthusiast he uses terms and knows models and function every video it's awesome

BAHAHA.