How to Beat the HUMANS in "THE THING" - Part 1 

NO

First

Scunt gang

no

😟

When the villan breaks plot armour

Lmao

Lol

They actually aren't this stupid

Very true...

Hi

First

Hi

Got scared

I’d like a the ring video or the grudge

Well, no one is a scientist in high school so...XD

Underrated comment😭

bruh I have to take you high school classes in 8th Grade, F my life

analytical biochemist here 👊😌

High school isn't the lab

At least us stay at home nerd will die last after the night club goers

Eh if ppl saw a thing taking over people and it got out if control nukes would be sent.

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@@Spider-Too-Too Wouldn't that mean it would come for us first because we're isolated?

@@TheSwiftAssassin7113 No. no they would not be.

notice me

I mean the knowledge base is very impressive but if you want to make a video on a particular subject(like this video) and you want it to be good, then doing a lot of reading off of Wikipedia to learn the subject is a bare minimum. People who make videos like this aren't just bottomless pits of knowledge they simply take the time to learn things in more depth; things that were barely taught in public schools(at least in America cant talk about elsewhere) because they are still centered around trying to prepare the masses for labor/menial jobs like working in factory's, or serving coffee, BECAUSE THE RICH DONT WANT A SMART POPULATION EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD HELP THEM TOO BECAUSE THEY WANT TO KEEP THEIR FUCKING POWER EVEN TO THE DEATH OF THE WORLD AND OUR SPEICES.

@@hmdragon1638 not the species that wouldint benefit them, the species besides them is more correct

so you're interested in horror movie, my interest's are pokemon's.

Finally a comment where they all don’t say IvE sEaN yOu BeFoRe wait does that technically mean that me well fu...

@Luuk Ciere Just a student here. This is probably a stretch, but The Thing could have a system to work backwards from proteins to synthesize DNA. Once it took a sample of human DNA and "understood" which codons related to which amino acids it could analyze an amino acid sequence in a blood cell protein, create a sequence of codons that match, and finally construct a piece of DNA that matches those codons.

I lost u at bioengineering

@@Bluey-hk3ll same lmfao

@@nevernonormies7812 *confused in ooga booga*

What’s bio engineering like fam? I’m considering it as a potential career choice?

Indeed.

True, but people are stupid

Good thing i don't care about sh*ts

If it is frozen in the ground, leave it

Im okay with leaving it in the ice but imagine you can reconfigurate the imitating bloodcells talent that would be an advantage for the human race!!

What Raid shadow legends does to a mf

Ikr

He sounds like Technoblade but with emotions

I'm impressed with the seamless transition 😆

Momo is that u?

As soon as he said that Gyo instantly came to mind

This is then new plot for the next sharknado movie

Same bro, exactly my thought

Ya mean the walking fish game? Lol

Sameeee i was like gyo who

Oh so your the one who prescribed those pills to my grandpa

@@pizzaman6885 Would you like the same type of treatment Mr. Pizza

Amen. 🙏

Are you okay?

Same

And I am the 100th like

Cow boy Daniel I’m the 185 like

524th?

585th but no one cares :P

617 ._.

@Kyle Pollydore Why did you say that?

@@AD-ol3wv Because among us is based off cells and a monster like the think pretending to be a human and you have to beat the humans

The only thing about cells that we all still remember is that mitochondria is the power house of the cell and even that is only an overly simplified explanation

Literally perfect for me lol.

Beauty of yt

The brain is a kludge, a horrible, crazy method of storing information and self. It's a cancer, an inefficiency so colossal it would get any productive lifeform killed. Moreover, it locks this fake sentience in a cage of mindless flesh that can't even move on its own. *It has to go.*

VERY under rated comment! 😮✨

@@alexandergreene461 What? Fuck no... The space ship is almost ready... We are BILLIONS, can you even imagine how long it would take to take over humanity? And we can and will nuke and use fire. No reason to risk giving away your existence, if you can just go away.

Bipedal anxiety monkeys is an incredibly apt and uncomfortable term for humans, brava good sir.

Nah that spacecraft construct the thing was building was for it to reach civilization not get off of earth. I think it's explained in the comics.

@@Good_Watch your correct.

Really tho how

@@romantybor4219 a gun

@@thelocdesiringentryintoyou3686 no he will still beat you

@@romantybor4219 how

@@romantybor4219 a gun is kind of a one solution fits all type thing on earth

Yeah, unlike in the 1982 sequel, where characters like Mac are absolute badasses.

Also, fun fact. There were two characters in the 1982 sequel named Mac and Windows, and it was a crazy coincidence because the movie came out before Mac and windows brands.

@@KnightandDay33 Man you made my day xD

@@KnightandDay33 lol true.

Shit, they were realistic. Nobody would see crap like that coming. Oh but yeah in this movie they were too proud and dug their own grave

Among us(kinda) in a nutshell

@@sommerrachelle8369 because any social deduction media is like among us now

Why the hell get the flamerthrowers away

@@FAULOU13 i dont wanna get boom boomed

@@sommerrachelle8369 among us is loosely based off of The Thing

It's just a theory

@@jetastronomia8400 a film theory

Look up Roanoke Gaming, he's an actual biologist who does videos explaining movie and game creatures. He took the thing to a whole new level

@@pokerface6886 andddd CUT

He's one of the people I don't mind listening an ad to, his voice is relaxing

@ROBERT DUPUY I see you like hollow knight as well

As do I

@@suella7505 at first his voice felt grating, but now i agree tbh i sometimes can fall asleep to these videos, even though i keep looking over my back lol

I just did

That would be amazing 😸.If we could get The Thing on OUR side, imagine how much more powerful and adaptive the human race could be

There would be people who will agree to that idea. Then they will be people who thinks that’s bat shit insane. So I wouldn’t be a surprised if there a war between those who agree to join the thing and become one with it. Then those who will prefer to remain human. I wonder how a war like that would turn out ?

I think that'd be like the main character Shinichi in Parasyte. When the parasyte failed to took over Shinichi brain and had to settle at his arm, they co-existed. The parasyte in there is arguably less aggressive and less powerful than the one in the thing, but I think they mainly just work and survive differently.

Ship of theseus. Why give an organism any say? It is comforting to think of peace, but in nature, the simplest solution is domination if possible. The thing finds success in taking resources by force? It survives, just like any predator. Humans may or may not pose a significant new challenge. Besides that, the feeling of violation and having a world you have always known fall apart, as you do, into literal pieces, would be a traumatic experience for anyone. People are used to their head not being split open.

@@Pi-is-Bi Parasyte was my first thought too! Also Venom since that's another symbiote. The issue comes though when there are "evil" ones that wouldn't be okay with sharing control. And creatures (not just humans) always fear what they don't understand

Glad we’re on the same page.

Same same 😁

You’re just describing my poor cousin. They were Molotov Cocktail’d to death by some moronic bartenders

@@sincere3712 😐

@@manguy-fm9xj I know it’s a tragic event

Exactly what I was thinking lol

cute prp

@@ethanspaziani5269 agreed, I was gonna comment on it but then I seen your comment lol

@@floofitoaster2168 being a furry has that side effect

@@ethanspaziani5269 yes it does Edit: u a furry?

yes but do you feel it? 🤓

Petition starts now

Yesssss

Never seen it but I can never complain for more content

I've heard a pretty funny fan theory that said that Calvin might actually be Venom from spider-man universe

Yesss , i love that movie ,although the crew was fucking careless and made a series of incredibly stupid decisions :")

A kindergartener asked on what would they do if they were Stalin and got news the Germans were about to reach Moscow through Stalingrad could be smarter than them

I'm thirteen and I'm smarter too 😅

Sorry guys , I don’t buy it . Nearly everyone would be , simply for the fact that we need the plot to advance . Of course they wouldn’t make the characters smart , aside from the protagonist .

First person to say first

I thought this would be a rickroll

Shouldn't u pin this?

i wonder why so little see this

lol

True that so resembling to among us

@@summonersriftgarbage4426 When I first played the game, I thought they got their ideas from this movie. The Alien kill animation resembled this movie's monster so much lol.

The thing did inspire among us I do believe

amogsus

Ohhhhhh.

How long did this take to write

@@recklessragdoll2552 Not too long honestly. I love thinking up sci fi scenarios like these cause I’m a fiction writer myself. I ended up editing it more than anything; to make sure I got my point across.

These are the kinds of comments that make me love comment sections! Thank you!

Holy shit. Yeah; that makes complete sense! And a very good explanation of it as well. I wish the movie creators could be shown this

Too bad the humanity Will be assimilated.

You still have it?

@@deon5729 nope xD

@@michael8715 okey XD

XENOMORPH

Lovong your name and profile pic

Alien reference

Wrong movie

2. Go out in the rain. 3. Fly away because oil floats on water.

@@chungowungo769 you ruined it

@@daikolirae155 u gonna do it? No? OK fine I will R/WOOOOSH

@@daikolirae155 I thought it was funny to each their own fam

@@Astro-un3fe leave

This is literally 7th grade information. Great content maker for sure but not even close to "knowledge god". Or at least it's not directly proven in the videos.

You mean paranoid, they are already there because they know some place got knocked the fuck out, their heads up really came when some crazy guy was risking his llife to kill a sled dog and attacking the crew in order to do so, and they also got a lot of creepy-ass documentation from the first crew that got killed, including a photograph of what is clearly a lifeform that did not originate from Earth encased in ice, and maybe even some footage of what is definately a spacecraft that was not of human origin. Basically, they knew something bad might have been out there, and once humans are aware of a threat, they are more vigilant to spot it. It's why racists are some of the best informed, most intelligent people, and most mentally stable people out there. This is true btw: - people who are more likely to agree with the validity of racial sterotypes score higher in IQ tests - people who live in racially diverse areas are also more likely to beleive in racial sterotypes having validity - people who self-identify as being on the far right have the least mental issues, while people on the far left have the most of them, particularly when looking for cluster b personality disorders, mood disorders, and psychotic disorders, racists are more likely to be on the autistic spectrum, however. - people who know more about topics relating to race, science, and history tend to be the most racist and the most likely to exhibit xenophobic and nationalist political attitudes, same goes for those who demonstrate less apathy to these subjects. - racists have a more active amygdala, which correlates to pattern-finding and conscientiousness - paradoxically, they tend to demonstrate more empathetic and altruistic behaviours towards those of other races than non-racists or anti-racists, who tend to be more like jerks, this behavioural difference also applies to interactions with those of the same race, they are nicer and more socially involved, they are also notably less affected by group influence (such as bystander effect, authority effect, or peer pressure) - racists not only score higher on friendliness, they also score higher on de-escalation and peaceful conflict resolution strategies than non-racists and anti-racists, explaining why "far right" terroism is the second most rare motivation for officially-defined terror attacks than behind "miscellaneous/unknown", while "far left" terrorism is the second most common after "islamic extremism", also why racist terror attacks typically are committed by lone actors, compared to the attacks attributed to lefti-wing and islamic causes, which more often involve groups working together. Basically, they may hate other races, but they will never admit it and do not demonstrate it in their interactions with members of other races, while anti-racists are more ikely to practice the behaviour expected from a racist when interacting wth those of other races, even though this is just how they interact with people generally. - racists are more likely to be autodidacts than non-racists and anti-racists, who are more likely to attend post-secondary education. - racists are more likely to come from intact and loving families, compared to non-racists and anti-racists, who are more likely to come from single-parent or dysfunctional families. - racists are more likely to be financially secure and are also more likely to be rated as physically attractive to the opposite sex, non-racists and anti-racists are the opposite, more likely to be rated as less physically appealing (as rated by the opposite sex) and are less financially solvent (more frequently in debt). - racists are more "light" than the general population when it comes to "dark triad" traits, while anti-racists are more "dark" (meaning they fill more of the dark triad than most people). - the further one is to the right, the more equal they interact with those of other racists, wile those further to the left tend to change their bahvaiour more in response to knowing the race of their interaction partner, racists are more likely to have close relationships and frequent interactions with those of other races, anti-racists are more likely to isolate themselves around those of the same race. - racists and anti-racists are more likely to be atheist or non-religious, non-racists are more likely to be religious than either group. - racists tend to demonstrate better knowledge of scientific methodology and critical thinking skills, and to apply it more often in problem solving, situation analysis, and in everyday living, they are allso less affected by social pressures, anti-racists tend towards a more dogmatic and assumption based thought and think emotionally rather than rationally, they are also more affected by social environment, this ties into the fact that racists tend to be on the stronger scale of the autistic spectrum, which is associated with this hyper-logic that frequently leads to social problems, while anti-racists tend towards personality disorders and mood disorders that are more characterized by irrational and emotional thinking. - "but autism also is characterized by difficulty with understanding other peoople's perspectives", yes, in children and unadjusted adults, and also dysfunctional autistics this is true, but high-functioning autists are not psychopaths that lack concern for how others think and feel, and tend to learn how to interact with other people over time, often to a superior degree than most people. The fact is that Norway is much more left wing and anti-racist than The United States, especially during the 80's when this movie and the prequel takes place, may have a lot to do with their superior odds of survival.

@@EVERYVERSER Are you really using this movie to validate being racist and give us facts without providing any sources (which are bs btw)? lol.

@@RainbowOnTheHorizon thank god I scrolled down and didn’t read that

@@EVERYVERSER I feel bad for your parents

@@EVERYVERSER tf did u do copypaste a wiki? Cuz my god that was long

I literally Red about this in other comments and searched an explanation on the Net... ..and then Red your comment.

@@theblackx9429 did you mean read?

@@grinmace4834 isn't Red the past of read?

@@theblackx9429 Same spelling, but different pronunciation. The past tense sounds like "red".

@@theblackx9429 nah its spelled "read". Just pronounced differently.

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yes ... Yes......YESs........... YESSssssssssSsSSSsSSsSSSssSsssssSsSsSsSsssSsSs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the game kinda explains the Wendigo

Yes ... but I think that people would rarely survive in a real life setting and ....... that’s about it

a very ugly unicorn yes

be a pegasus instead, so you can FLY into the sunset.

Same way the thing couldnt turn human without human dna… then no

@@war.neverchanges then eat horse.

I do. Team?

uhm....... Biology has a tad bit of Chemistry in it bruh :V

Ya

@Leanne Webber and also fun fact: Among us was based on a dream the creator had

@@itzsir5418 well, the impostor it's a parasite, a mean, it seems pretty Similar

The results are pretty underwhelming then lol

@@thegk-verse4216 Imagine seeing the humans melting into each other and turning into a fucked up version of the exorcist while playing Among Us. I'd be horrified to touch my PC for a good bit.

don't think it can fuck with planets

@@mrporbig yeah especially a planet so harsh not even the most resilient of bacteria. In fact I don't even think bacteria live on Jupiter, which means if bacteria can't survive, NOTHING can survive

I see you also had the dream of becoming a streamer/content creators for video games. It’s sad on how many of us quit

@Controversial cow I haven’t quit yet bro,I’m still getting all my equipment so that way I can put stuff out yk.

this wasn't that bad for me but 'Mortuary' really fucked with me so bad that i stopped talking for an entire week, honestly it's probably why i don't do well when im close to others

not even a good game and its a script he was given but mans gotta get money

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@@recklessragdoll2552 this reply is sponsored by raid shadow legends use the code NO for 0 gold and other things game just included.

@@thetableofelements4472 no.. NO

In all fairness, depending on the amount of editing he does, it may not be possible to upload more frequently without paying a bunch if editors

stfu

@@hwcloflo nahhhh I'm good.

Why don't you fucking research an entire video, edit it, voice it, and upload it, stop complaining, he is not a circus monkey you can make dance around.

What does a 1951 movie have to do at all with 80s movies?

@@ryanhogge8 I don't understand your question.

The first thing was made in 1951. Are you saying that the second one from 1982 was bad because it didn't have CGI, or it was better than the original because of the effects? Because neither had CGI.

@@ryanhogge8He’s saying the second one is better due to its lack of CGI than the 3rd one. I’m assuming he didn’t know about the black and white version of the thing. But I assume you knew that and you were just being picky and anal.

@@ryanhogge8 Yes...

So the thing should simply try to go in japan. There its tentacles would be in good use for the japanese culture and it could shoot his contagious viscous liquids without limits. It would not even need to blend in, it could traumatize himself though.

The thing was a lot more than one cell by the time they were there, and most definitely broke the MID thing you were talking about. Also, who’s to say that it overtook a human 1st?

Well, I personally think it's possible. I mean, if it can replicate our cells perfectly, then our immune system won't be able to detected it, unless he copied a cell like cancer cell, which is supposed to be destroyed.

Well, one thing I find interesting is in the first movie, someone dies of a heart attack. They try to revive him only to learn it was a thing. It didnt know how a healthy cardiac cell is made like, so when it infected him, it imitated his heart condition. This indicates that yes thing cells can imitate foriegn cells perfectly imo..

@@blackwingBF The immune system doesn’t use visual cues to identify cells, it uses chemical signals. Cytotoxic T Cells are cells who’s only job is to find and destroy cancer cells. They find cancer cells by using chemical markers to find cells who’s DNA is incorrect. It is impossible for Thing cells to completely avoid detection from cytotoxic T cells, because part of the Thing’s base genetic structure HAS to remain in order for a Thing cell to stay a Thing cell. This is because the instructions for how a Thing cell should behave, and what physical capabilities it has, are all located in its DNA. If a Thing cell completely altered its DNA so that it only had the DNA of a human cell, then it would actually be just a normal human cell at that point.

What no! Those are portable heaters

They're scientists, the flamethrowers are for science

@@shatterednova_ ah yes the best science, torching everything that moves.

@@lordeverett5642 the first thing the russians did when investigating the elephants foot in chernobyl was shoot it with an ak-47

@@lordeverett5642 Couldn't have said it better myself

lmao just got done with homework and i saw his upload. You already know.

@@colinm2098 sorry I’m late to reply, but you already know, it’s to go down-

i’m wayyyyyy late but man, fuckin chill