How to Beat the PLAGUE NUGGETS in COOTIES vs KID ZOMBIES 

They grounded up and portioned the sick chicken and only the one nugget got the grey ooze lmao

@@Skull_E_Duggery i mean think about how multiple towns got affected its more likely the one chicken had its pieces somehow spread across a wider area somewhere along the process

Well, personaly i think the whole zombie isue would be ended by someone who had to listen to a child scream for the duration of a flight of bus travel, or the like happening upon it. I mean, i am sure they would have grabbed whats available and mowed down wave upon wave.

I cannot buy that only one nugget from any given bag could be contaminated. I can buy that it would be a widespread problem, though. I mean, when there's a recall on contaminated items in real life, it's usually several batches that are recalled.

I still don't believe that a little girl would put that yucky looking thing near her mouth! Let alone finish it when it's oozing

Ikr Loooooool Kids are slow and tire easy. A normal adult would outrun any kid that age...

When the sprinters and distance runners from the track team get infected there no point in trying.

@@apocratos0174 i think since theyre zombies they wouldnt stop theyd just keep running

Its the long legs covers more ground

@@khairiirfan102It’s stated they feel no pain, and people can dislocate certain joints to increase the distance travelled in each thrust of the leg

PVP 😂

Same with my high school it’s practically meant for team death match lol

yea some kids prolly got shanked there

And if you notice at 1:26 he says to pop one of the red truck's tire as revenge for getting blocked in... The same red truck everyone uses to escape... Which wouldn't happen if they have a flat tire. Then when the kids pass out, he also says to double tap them, but that would end up causing blond girl and main lead to miss linking up with the rest of the school staff, and assume to heading to the janitor closet while the others 'escape' (crash and get swarmed by kids) So yeah this dude's plan would end in death, he didn't beat Jack. He just got a game over while the actual movie characters DID Survive

@@nobodyimportant64 Ah yes, cause of course decisions are made based on absolutely unpredictable hindsight lol. Nerd Explains bases his advice on the perspective of the people in that moment. They wouldn’t have known that specific truck would be used to get them to safety. Hell at the time they didnt even know that would be a necessity. Double tapping is a great idea, not doing it cause maybe it leads you to meeting back with the others through sheer luck isn’t exactly a good reason.

@@crystallxix1493 the point I was saying is, he is analyzing so he could survive it. But those two choices he said he would DO, not think about. But DO without hesitation. Would end up with him and others DYING. He doesn't point it out but rather ignores it and says confidently he would survive it, when he would wipe out barely passed the middle way point. I simply stated that the choices he said he'd make would leave him dead and not beating the chicken nuggets zombie outbreak. In fact popping Dwight's tires would've killed everyone or most of them. It doesn't matter about hindsight, the choices he made would have ended badly and not beating the outbreak

@@nobodyimportant64 I mean technically that’s also not true. If they had done all that he would have done they would have had no need of that truck in the first place. If they had properly barricaded the doors no children would have ever gotten in. Locking patriot down for good would have also been very easy which would have solved the second whole issue. After doing so they would have easily realised that the whole world is being screwed over by grabbing a phone. From there.. i mean they could literally just hunker down in the school for a while or escape if they wanted to, I don’t see either being hard at all. I think the problem with what you’re saying is that the characters there only survived thanks to pretty neat and dang plot armour rather than their decisions actually being in any way good.

That's awesome! I have to buy it.

That's where you're wrong, they're also kids. The vast majority of people are not willing to shoot kids even police and army guys. Especially considering you can't tell if they're a threat until they're on top of you

If that have that zombie strength though I think it may be harder for adults. Plus kids usually outnumber adults thanks to so many parents who want a family of 7 kids+

@@feathero3 children under the age of 18 only make up around a quarter or less of the total U.S population. This would mean that the adults outnumber the kids 3 to 1.

Comedy gold right here

LOL

I know that feeling.

Yo same. My dad's on a 20 year streak so far 🎉

@@OnMyLunchBreak07 8 year streak for me baby let’s goooo

I hit anything that jumps out at me. It's worked so far.

Oh please, that's nothing compared to my flying kick.

​@@X1ZR nothing beats a 12 gauge

​@@got_rats Nope, grenade launchers laugh at that. Onlything better would be a whole IFV.

@@projectpitchfork860 at this point just fucking nuke them

Next episode how to beat depression

​@@jordanhulsey4130 solution : try to fly out a 30 story building window

Stay strong bro! You are not alone in this! :)

@@aadarshraghuwanshi7022 what the fuck are you talking about?

​@jordanhulsey4130 that would be interesting

Cooties is a comedy

You have to be a little psycho to be an elementary school teacher 😂

You should report your papa to the authorities

@@shainshartershwate7421 nah

Buddy why report his dad its a movie

@@shainshartershwate7421 get off the ipad

@@shainshartershwate7421and you should look for a papa because you clearly lack one

Amazing potential for a horror/comedy there. I'd watch it just to see the reactions of the other survivors in the school when the full picture of the situation starts to click in their heads and they're immediately on edge around the one guy who's armed during the zombie apocalypse.

@@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets I'd so watch that. Give it some zombieland vibes

I'm proud of you. 😂

Infections always happen to whatever is convenient to plots 😂 I always laugh in Zombie movies how npc types change in like 2 seconds but a main character will keep a bite a secret for days somehow. TBH I've only seen a few shows/movies that have a realistic incubation time of a few days to a week, it's a slow process and it's hard to keep things watchable and exciting for it.

same, like, i still avoid chicken dishes

@@Aldi-Offical you people are very weak lol, how can you be watching horror movies yet being sooo traumatized by a fricking fake chicken nugget lol, also fyi any food could have a virus or something bad in it, so by this logic you should fear ALL food

Also the fact that you would need 100s of tombstones for all the chickens that died on the farm. Plus having hundreds of tombstones outside of where you live is gonna give off ominous vibes

There’s a difference between eating an already dead animal and eating a killed animal

And?

This is a very family friendly movie the the youngsters 😂

Exactly, it's america which is gun country