How to Beat the VAMPIRUS in BLOOD 

I like how over time he's gone from simply telling the hero of the movie how to survive to actively telling everyone how stupid they are.

I would love to see a horror movie where the characters are actually smart and still lose. That’s terrifying.

the way you have, over time, changed your tune from just being a 'how to beat' type of channel into your own tune, based on your sarcasm and style of humor, has made your channel completely unique and i appreciate that you have grown more and more comfortable with it as you've gone on. As a long time fan, I'm proud of your progress. Keep it up my guy, and thanks for the amazing content!

Maybe feeding him is what is turning him into a Vamp, and if he just went through the withdrawal process, he'd be cured. But the more addicted to blood he becomes, the les likely he'll be able to get past his addiction... and the more likely he'll die from the withdrawal process

Imagine just having the craving for blood but none of the powers a vampire should have lol

There are always two easy solutions to surviving. Don't go there and leave immediately if you're already there, or tell someone even if it makes you sound crazy.

Yeah blood is valuable but it does expire, the blood cells are only viable for a limited amount of time. Just become bff's with a lab tech in the blood bank and have them shift the regularly expiring samples your way.

i'm trying to understand what the real threat is. unless I missed the part where he has vampire powers he is literally no more dangerous than a normal 12-year-old. they should have just locked him up and said he went crazy until they could prove his condition. i guess the point is that the mom is the real monster because she was actually taking the blood from people or something.

So relatable, I hate it when evil tree turns my family member into a vampire, it's just such a bore to deal with!

Fun thing: There's an actual condition that causes symptoms like Vampirism. Actually a fair few, though I cant remember the names There's a condition that can cause people to believe they're dead A fair few that cause sunlight sensitivity And there's even a couple that give cravings for various strange things, which can include blood in some cases

“Blood is thicker than water, and apparently best served warm” 😂😂😂

As intriguing as the movie Was, I stopped watching shortly after the NURSE mother didn’t tell the docs about his blood lust. Like cmon lady.

That mom learned no lessons. She only protected her daughter in the end. If her son was attacking anyone else she would've let it happen. She was selfish. Stupid and evil.

My Grandaddy was supposed to have a pigs heart valve transplanted to his heart. He declined because, and I quote, "I don't want your MamMaw to get home from work to find me rootin' around in the mud." 10 years, 2 more heart attacks, and 3 strokes later, it was pneumonia that took him from us.

Man, studying to be a respiratory therapist has ruined movie hospitals for me. That bag masking technique at 3:24 was the most useless thing I’ve ever seen. 😂

Fun fact: in the 80's in my hospital (st antoine Paris) we used to hook patient on the waiting list for liver tranpslant with pigs. The pigs were alive (anesthesied) under the beds and there was a continuous blood transfer going on between the patient and the pig. Pig's blood isn't incompatible with humans, which allowed this to work and have the pig's liver work as a surrogate liver for the patient while waiting for transplantation. It saved a few lives but was stopped due to costs, returns, hygiene issues etc... Still fun memories to retell. ^^

When can we get some horror movie characters that don't have the intelligence of some one who just huffed paint thinner and can make logical decisions

I love the scene where she is driving Helen. You see on either sides of the road, a healthy field and a decrepit dark field. Her driving between the 2 is almost a representation that she's been towing the line this whole time in what she's been willing to do in order to protect her son. The grass from the road into the dark decrepit field has tracks accross it almost as if to foreshadow that she's going to cross the line into some dark shit. Low and behold, she follows up the scene by sedating Helen and kidnapping her. I'm not one to often dissect movies to that degree, but that bit spoke to me. I am a fan on the cinematography here.

as a blood bank tech the nurse straight up grabbing the blood out of the fridge is wild 💀

Honestly a Hospital drama about trying to cure vampirism sounds like an amazing movie or show concept

I love how you talk about how stupid these people,in these movies are sometimes

These videos give me confidence in surviving the un-survivable(?). Keep up the good work, mate!

Just give him some Monster energy, boom his heart goes.

You content is really good and your pumping these out weekly good stuff man

Yo I can't tell you how much I appreciate these frequent and quality uploads Nerd I ABSOLUTELY LOOOOVE your content I don't even watch tv as much as I watch your videos Continue to be blessed 🖤🤘🏾 Ps this is YOUR channel don't stress. Upload exactly as much as you see fit

Big plot hole as a nurse at a decent hospital has any access to blood or blood products. She would have to go to the blood bank in the lab where it is stored and then there is a whole protocol for getting blood signed out and sent anywhere in the hospital.

More of this. Directly into my veins lol. If you ever did a patreon, I would definitely sign up.

Sees the dogs eyes *whistles the goosebumps theme song*

Laughs in German. We have literal blood sausage. Germany is safe from Vampires. Just go to a supermarket and buy tons of blood sausage

NGL I truly thought this movie was gonna end with Owen popping off head like cheap champagne. But as it turns out mom was the one trying to call in the care package. Well played

Dude great job making these videos, I love them yeah!!!

I'm honestly more upset that the mother survived, she at least should be in prison. Don't feel the least bit sorry for her. Horrible.

“I’m not a doctor. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty much the opposite” Yeah, bro. You’re seriously like the spokesperson for American Unhealthcare with all the firearm and explosive knowledge you have and advocate in many situations!

I wonder what was in the tree in the first place. And I absolutely adore the use of mud around it, simply because people tend to underestimate how dangerous deep mud gets.

My question is that why didn't the mom try using deer blood, or any other animal blood for that matter?

I know my mother would let the proper authorities know that I have a thirst for human blood the first time she saw me drink it😂😂😂😂

This is exactly the sort of horror movie that gets so so close to being something I'd like, but is so dependent on a *smart person acting consistently stupid* to work that I can't enjoy it.

That scene with pippen in the beginning reminded me of the goosebumps theme

So do we know why the tree makes people into vampires?

2:47 "She is betting a whole lot on the DPS of a cheap piece of garbage" That cracked me up so hard.

How to Beat the Graboids from the first Tremors movie please

Gotta love the Vampires Suck clips. Just rewatched it last night too 😂

I'm not a mother myself, and I know there are some real nutjobs even among the medical profession...but I do not believe for a single second that 99,9 % of mothers would act like this. Even in the US, where medical treatment is incredibly costly! Your dog was the first one to get infected, therefore the source of this infection is still out there somewhere. Every normal adult - no matter how much you are in sorrow about your child - would alarm the CDC about this, to avoid an epidemic breaking out. Furthermore, even if my kid would spend years or even decades in a laboratory, I would leave him up to this fate rather than never get any chance of healing him, and additionally put everyone else in danger! But yeah, that's the way the world goes, huh? Such things always happen to people with absolutely no compassion for non-family-members, no sense of responsibility whatsoever, paired with no common sense or foresightedness! 🤷‍♀️

"hey Joe, how's your son?" "Oh you know, tom. Ripping into peoples necks for blood. The usual. Boys will be boys after all." "Hahahaha" "hahahaha'

😂😂 the level of sarcasm is genius lol. Love the witty commentary 😅

Good luck feeding this kid.

Love the Jim Can't Swim shout out.

To all wannabe vampires. Butcher shops will just straight up sell you blood.

I always just sit through the whole video, waiting for the moral of the day.

Solid work as always nerd

3:15 "I'm not a doctor. I'm pretty much the opposite of one" bro's out there just getting people sick

Dammit I completely forgot that this movie even came out I hope that it is still in movie theaters

Actually, the best way to control a dog is grab them by the neck and pick them up off the ground. Most dogs are light enough. Most humans can do that . Trust me I’ve been there done that. By necessity as I was getting attacked, dogs have more control when all 4 feet are on the ground. Once you get them off their balance they’re done.

I like how the director/writer of this movie acts like she isn’t a terrible person who shouldn’t go to prison for torturing and killing an old lady

Not the fuckin liver king reference 😂😂😂

This is like the origin story of vampires in Daybreakers o.o

There's something special about horror movies where the protagonist is so stupid that you end up hoping they die at some point. Like, I can cheer on a hopeful idiot, but when they're actively shooting themselves in the foot at every step, I just want em off the screen sooner.

Some people think that people being this dumb in horror movies in unrealistic. But as someone who has worked in customer service for over 20 years, I can tell you that common sense isn't as common as you think.

The Nerd is great 💯 he really goes down town. He is truly my man 🤝🏼

Here's a crazy idea that would solve all the problems with very little effort (and potentially tremendous rewards): wait til the kid starts getting hangry, ensure that he becomes a bit desperate, then turn him loose inside a police station. You know the kid will go after anyone inside that isn't you (at least while he has some shred of his humanity remaining) and that police are often the most valued, constantly armed, witnesses in courtrooms. When "Lil Impaler" attacks/bites a cop, they'll open up on him. That ends the kid problem. Plus, these "awful tyrannical bastards" just handed you a "wrongful death; pain & suffering" and 20+ other abuse of power and excessive force lawsuits after they deuced your precious little demon-child into Hershel Walker's "anti-demon-baby" campaign ad. Oh, stop your bitching. It's cops that killed the kid, not you. And none of the cops will face any legal action when the court reviews the evidence footage where ol' Donny Thornberry was trying to shotgun femoral arteries like a newly single 17 year old girl at a frat party... So the Vamp gets dropped, your hands are clean, and you can just hire some billboard Better Call Saul lawyer to get a $50+ Million restitution/settlement check. To me, that's a whole shitload of "win" for a ton of people at the cost of one bloodsucking little shit that would _literally_ drink your entire family under the table...

Hey I just was thinking… Don’t morgues drain the blood from corpses? It’s definitely illegal but also harmless and it’s still human blood even if it’s not warm. The mom is a nurse… can’t she just switch careers or get connections to a morgue.

Always having me in tears 😂

I haven't finished the video yet but I couldn't help but make a comment maybe Helen could try to convince the doctors that he has some sort of physical form of mad King's disease I believe that the name of the psychological condition where someone needs to drink blood even if they couldn't convince them he's a vampire

Another fire video as always

I'm surprised parents are more outraged by horror films, as honestly so many of them make them look like COMPLETE idiots. Like all she had to do was say "he was drinking the blood from the bag". Instantly they would question how that would make him feel better, and question if he had some kind of mental problems caused by the illness. He'd stay in for observations longer and be kept tied up or at least observed so he doesn't do something like that again, he'd get worse when he didn't drink blood, then either they try letting him drink it again or he dies as they fail to figure out the problem. Basically being a normal person would have solved this.

I got here as fast as I could!

As a jiujitsu nerd strangling anything by pressing your forearm into the windpipe is inefficient. The sides of the neck are where you apply pressure. Trying to choke the dog inefficiently will likely get you bitten as well.

Your best vid so far, no doubt

The water dish DPS comment had me :)

moral of the story "blood is thicker than water and apparantely best served warm" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

how to beat it ? ez when you found the child become something like a vampire then end his life = game beat but well its not like that, the best option here are: 1. talk with the entire family including the father 2. decide what to do, if they afraid for the kid to become a lab rat then the parents will become murderer just to harvest blood but in the end if they find out the kid is dangerous enough to the point he will kill just for blood they will obviously end his life since sending him to the hospital and to explain everything is a problem, police might connect the missing people to them. The other option is to tell the doctors but if doctors can't do something about it obviously scientist will be involved and if they can't find a cure and if they judge the child is a dangerous being since there's a very high potential he can infect other people then this scientist will end up killing the child.

Your child is drinking cans of real blood and you don't inform the authorities? The most sensible thing is to inform the hospital authorities instead of letting him continue his addiction.

Another cool movie again bro

This Mom and the Mom from the movie Bright Burn have equal intelligence 😂

"I've succumb to the evil within stare." I had to bring this video back into focus with that line. That is 100% a Ruvik level stare which translate to "Shoot'em! Shoot'em now!"

"i am not a doctor, in fact i am the opposite of one". soooo... do you hurt prople, then?

I hope this guy does a video on either antlers or hydra

Where is that stake stab clip from (the one with lots of blood in black and white)?

If Owen got his hands on the world's largest blood bank... He'd have the time of his life.

i love the Jim Can’t Swim mention, didn’t know you watched his stuff too! both of you are a couple of my favorite creators 💖

Easily my favourite channel

I love this channel haha

"jesus dude, her, at least pick something that'll fill u up"

Since you used footage from Roar can you give us a HOW TO SURVIVE FILMING THE MOVIE ROAR

dracula’s lost son

25:48-25:49 bro became a cat with that hiss ☠️💀

POV ME: I’m not keeping you child

There is no point to keep him alive because he’s a threat to society and the amount the he would need to drink would soon become a large as tanker truck

This channel is amazing

These just keep getting better and funnier lmao. BTW, what's up with that "How to beat" channel? He's doing the same type of videos, and the exact same style of thumbnails and titles too. His vids aren't that good, they're somewhat dry and soulless, tho he does put out a lot more of them. Any affiliation? Or is the guy just ripping you off lol

Never drop your guard around a dog named Pippen. 😂

Kind of disappointed this wasn’t about the game Blood from 1997.

You should do how to survive the shed

I love your how to beat!!!!

Damn son when do you find all of those shotty movies?

I haven't watched you in a minute, when did you become so aggressive ? Haha. Love you anyway

Would love to see you try to beat killer klownz from outer space

Love your humour mate. Best how to beat channel 😜

Hope your week is going well!

Oh fuck yes, a scene from Mr. Right, the movie that made me fall in love with both Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick. It's an odd one, but their chemistry is just superb in it, and as I said, it's the role that made me come to understand that Rockwell is a masterful actor, as evidenced by him playing absolute shithead and intellectual property thief, Justin Hammer, in Iron Man 2. If you can effectively convince me to hate your character while simultaneously being a lovable actor, then you win in my book. Like, he was more iconic of the movie than Mickey Rourke who was the actual villain, Hammer was just a shithead trying to steal Tony's gear for profit.