How to befriend literally any cat* (not feral cats oh my gosh) 

Kat's native tongue: " Brrruik, *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*"

Help, it worked too well and now my cat is permanently stuck to me

When she said 'a lil touchy wuchy on the face', I felt that.

The most urgently required tutorial on RU-vid. Period.

Man: “come with me” Cat: “ok” 🚶‍♂️ 🐈

Instructions unclear, befriended a seal.

I've messed up step 2 with my bad pronunciation. Typing with my remaining hand now.

That cat was clearly a paid actor

Now I have a bunch of kitties tagging with me arround town,thanx 😆

I usually extend a hand after crouching and let the cat come sniff it, they seem more comfortable with it this way.

How to befriend a cat without getting slapped (Impossible)

There's also this one optional step: Bury face in dat belly.

I don't know what step I did wrong but my cat just turned into a pickle

thanks to you now the cat won't leave me alone.

Short version: say skskskskks

This helped and now I friended a random cat that lays outside my house.

The stray cat doesn't even come closer 😢

I need someone to befriend me like this.

How to befriend dog: give food. He will now die for you.

BRUH WHAT THIS IS RECOMMENDED TO ME NOW, GET BLESSED FREN

Good guide. I am now friends with every cat.

instructions unclear, my hands are now covered in bites and scratches.

Mister lion here: hey why don't you try that on me? You said all cats!

First cat subject AKA “Fat Van” worked like a charm🎉. Other cat, subject AKA “my grumpy baby” was biting and tackling me on the last 2 steps😢 she is beyond grumpy today

time to go find every cat in this apartment complex and steal them

I just tame cats by letting em smell my hand and done.

i feel like this is a Nintendo Cheat Code

My gang is growing by using this technique

Instructions unclear, I am now missing a hand and my cat is walking upside-down like a dinnerbone.

Well that backfired...

How to make any dog friend: let smell, pet, yay fren now it only works for most I lied

I need to wait till my cat gets out from under my sofa

My cat: *BITES HAND*

Step 5: cat bit my face and isn't let go

My cat would shred a stranger that follows these directions 😂

Not all cats even want to be around humans. Ferals distrust EVERY human

If there is ANYTHING about you that a Cat's sense should give him warning, then this won't work, because he/she won't let you get close. If the cat didn't grow up with a loving 'family', then that will be the case, he has no basis to trust you.

Thanks for this vid it works so well.

"the weird squeezie eyes" 😹

Insurrections unclear, I am in the hospital

Thank-you 😊

You forgot the belly

Quest: Taming a pet

I have exactly the same blanket. It is over 15 years old.

Cutiepie. 😊☺️🤗🥰😍😄😃😘

So cute ❤😊

Instructions too clear, now I have an army of cats following me around everywhere. I could use my feline military to take over the world and hold it ransom for 1 million dollars! Sorry! 100 BILLION dollars!

Me: got it My aunts aggressive cat: HISSSSSS Me: brrrrrruuuikk *kiss kiss kiss* My aunts cat: the fawk? HISSS

Now that's the tutorial I can get behind.

Ty so much I found a cat and it didn't like me and now it lets me touch it🎉❤

Step 1 - Start with a cat that knows you. Step 2 - If bypassing Step 1, proceed to the ER Department for stitches..

i tried this and the stray cat just ran away when i got within 5 feet

When you turn on CC it talking about having Jizz on the cats face 😂😂

Tysm :) I saw a few stray cats near my school (I made sure they were strays) and I don't exactly want to take them home or inside since I doubt I can manage them but I would love for them to warm up to me

0:35 international cat face

I just been melted by this video ಥ_ಥ

Rip cat

I dont usually go past the shoulders on the first pat. Ive met a couple of fine kitties who just don't like that. Those chin scratches though...😽

Thanks❤

i was hoping this guy would have gotten rekt while doing this tutorial

Oh okay so I had it all wrong. I Thought you had to get in the cats face and tell it to shut it's mouth and know it's role. No wonder all my cats ran away.

I tried to befriend a cat I saw outside and it started circling my legs, as I kneeled down, it rolled over on its back. I slowly put my hand out so it could smell me and then proceeded to stroke its head and cheeks to which it liked. It then walked away but as soon as I extended my hand, it quickly came back and I stroked its face again. But suddenly out of nowhere, when I touched its back, it jumped and clawed my forearm 😢 I walked away feeling confused

Che meraviglia dolce di micio !!!!!? Un amore!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

My cat would just bite me

My cat smack my hand

Step 3 got hisses and growls. My other cat doesn't act so angry like my Dad's does.

Finally something useful

Help, I tried to speak cat and I think I declared war, there's an army of cats with AK 47s outside now, and i think they enslaved the neighbors

My cat tried to scratch me

Idk if the feral alley cats would approve of this message... But I'll try.

cute tysm

catter frens are best frens

But I cannot do that to my wildcat

I tried this a cat attacked me and now I’m blind, thanks alot

Step… whatever the last one was plus one: If the cat bats at you, you’ve failed.

My cat just starts to eat my hand 😭 help

RU-vid turned off comments on this video because I changed the title, and this appears to have *deleted every comment on this video* WHYYYY

Thank you so much because my dad is gonna have a cat and that cat will be mine because I have been dreaming about to have a cat and I don’t know how to be friendly to her. Actually it is a kitten not a cat she is 40 days old and I named her twinkle

Nice cat

Thanks ❤️

Help I'm a rat and I tried everything now I'm half dead hiding under the sofa.

Yes, "lil touchy wuchy" Is the scientific term for this manoeuvre. Please stop giggling.

Yes. Although hands in the face can be disturbing. I say...put hand on head and caress gently then yes scratch under neck. 😻

He dont look like he loves you

What if cat Hisses and you cant get close

Or the even simpler method of shaking anything inside plastic.

Omg my kitten wasn’t really socializing with me i tried this now she is sitting on my lap and literally sleeping under my blanket but it took allot of time

Step 0 : FOOD

This one secret will make cats instantly like you!

The gentle touch" looked pretty aggressive to me. And never put your hand across their body. Some cats are highly sensitive on theur backs where there are nerve endings. The tail is a definate no go especially if you barely know the cat. Stick to the face alone at least until trust has been gained. The hand should be down instead of up almost like a bowing. Their tail will show really quickly if they are feeling uncomfortable with what you're doing or they will just want to nove away quickly.

Welp the kitten i just saw around my house seemed too scared for me to let him sniff my hand lol

I do all of these steps, except I've always struggled with the cat accent and just say "hey kitty MEOWmeow" in a hushed, distant impression of this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QsMLBXgtCWk.html

She was able to stay at the base, because the cat trusts her. DO NOT go past 3/4 of the way down an unfamiliar cat's back. In fact, if the cat is standing, just hold out your hand for it to rub against. You will notice it turn around at 3/4 along its back. The base of the tail is an erogenous zone for a cat...why they will stick their butts in the air, when scratched there. Imagine going up to a strange woman and touching her seductively. What do you think will happen? If she has sharp claws, you will discover her displeasure painfully. Same with a strange cat. Touch its erogenous zone, it will likely scratch you.

But I’m doing barn cats 💀 and they run away

That looks like one of my cats Sarah

Thanks, -1 hand

Mmmrreeeeawwwww

Works on women, too.

A cat comes in my houses' terrace every nights and sleeps but doesn't give a 1 bit of attention even though i feed him he maintains 1m of distance from me what to do?

Can you come to my house and help me with my cat