hey guys!! so we've had a chat in the comments below and i think we've come to a decision on what the art style should be moving forwards! i'm keeping the new heads on the brothers, but going back to the old more realistic bodies :D (....and no felt) anyway! how are you guys? i took 2 weeks off making vids because it was my birthday and i wanted to kick back :p but i'm back at it again, and on the road to 5k subs!!
Speaking as a former cashier: They didn't notice, you're totally fine. I could scan 20 liters of diet coke, and 40 bags of mentos, and not think anything of it. It honestly sticks out more if you're rude or unreasonable. If you're nice to your cashier that's all they notice. I am not thinking about whether or not you pooped your pants. I am thinking about how long until my shift is over. And how nice it was to deal with a polite customer such as yourself.
As a cashier the only thing that made me raise an eyebrow was 2 guys who bought 3 cans of whipped cream and a box of condoms. And that was mostly jealousy XD
This. I can guarantee you they don't care what you bought and the story that comes home that night is about the cracked out lady trying to steal 150$ worth of makeup.
buy a pack of condoms, and they just assume you're having a good time. As an aside, one time I was working as a cashier, and a woman was buying a fancy bra and a bottle of wine. I tried never to pay attention to people, because I never liked the thought of cashiers doing that to me, but I hope she had a good night.
This was actually me when I had my period and it bled through all my clothes and was super visible. I was walking outside in the hot sun for nearly an hour to find a store, finally reached a supermarket and very poorly used my t-shirt to cover up. I ended up buying one pair of too small underwear and XXXL pants because they were the first ones I saw and I needed to bolt out because people were staring at me. Everyone knew, it was humiliating. Left the store and desperately asked a Marks worker for the keys to their bathroom with all the subtlety of a sad baby. It was a day.
@Joseph Delahunty as a former retail worker, I can guarantee that the supply of attention and care required to notice and apply even the most basic of analysis to what any one customer is buying is in extremely short supply. Unless you are uncommonly kind or uncommonly dickish, the odds are that by the time you walk out the door every employee you interacted with has forgotten you exist. (As with nearly all things, this does not apply to extremely attractive people)
Having done my time in retail, I can tell you that we 100% can tell when you’ve added extra items to your cart to take the focus off the weird item, and that’s generally more entertaining than anything.
Having worked retail, I can assure you NOBODY cares what you buy. You could put several kitchen knives, duct tape, and industrial strength rope on the counter and I wouldn't bat an eye. I'm just waiting till 10 o clock when I can go home, they don't pay me enough to ask questions.
this feels like a conversation that would happen between magnus, taako and barry. you KNOW barry would pull that last stunt, that boy can't be contained
i have this issue too! i was out shopping one day and all i needed was a cucumber and olive oil. but then i looked in my basket and thought «no i cant just buy this thats insane» like what will the casher think??? so i thought of other stuff i needed and the only thing that came to mind was toilet paper, which didnt help the problem.... so now what? do i just buy a bunch a bunch of random stuff i dont need so the cashier doesnt think im gonna jam a lubed up cucumber up my ass?
You've gotta steer into this. In a situation like this you've just gotta act real excited to get home with your cucumber and olive oil. Maybe even ask if they know a nearby place to buy condoms too.
frid this is the FUNNIEST goddamn thing I’ve ever heard. I just got a job in a grocery store and if someone came up to my fucking register with just olive oil and a cucumber I would hang their portrait on the “world’s best customers” wall I have in my brain.
Should've bought like, just socks (and maybe a bra if applicable) with that. Would make me think they're just getting some necessary changes of clothes for a sudden trip. Or maybe a t-shirt to make it seem like more casual purchasing.
This is a very funny goof, but as a former cashier, WE DON'T CARE what you are buying. After a year of doing that job you could have come up with an industrial sized crate of ibs medicine, adult diapers, and 50 rolls of toilet paper and I'd wouldn't even blink.
It'd look less suspicious if he just picked up a game of Grandmom and Peepops fuckin' bootleg chicken soup for the soul boardgame too rowdy xxx edition with no references to pop culture.
i cannot buy underwear from the best and cheapest place in town because every time i've gone there in the past like. two years? the checkout has been manned by my ex
@@stranger59 theoretically yes but also there is nothing else worth buying at that shop so i would 100% just be going up to my high school boyfriend like "just this underwear thanks" and the idea is irrationally mortifying
I'm AP at a local target and I wanna tell you... I am judging you. CONSTANTLY. I am always watching. Every purchase you make, if I see something weird? I'm telling the other APs over the walkie IMMEDIATELY.
sometimes during new bimbams i will picture your drawings of the boys doing the bit, and this is one of those times hahaha and then you DID end up animating it!
This has been said before, but an extra voice never hurts: cashiers don't give a FLYING FUCK about what you're buying. We're just focused on surviving until our shift is over.
Sugar free gummy bears make you shit like you're behind on your yearly poop quota. 0/10 would not recommend or 10/10 would recommend if you've got a free day ahead
As a cashier- the only things i noticed were the wills/ divorce packages because i would feel some sympathy and also confusion at why we sold that at staples. Otherwise, you could buy anything in any amount and i just wouldnt care.
Why would you only buy one pair of underwear at a time? Who has so much free time that every time they see a hole in a piece of clothing, they go "I guess it's time to drive to the store, wait in line, and drive home. That was an hour well-spent."?
when buying embarrassing items, buy them all together so it looks like you knew this day would come and its tie to restock the bathroom/ underwear/ sex toys..
Yeah, they didn't notice. Unless you were rude, they forgot about your transaction literally minutes later. They were probably just happy you only got two pairs of underwear and they didn't need to do much work.
This reminds me of the time that my grandmother literally did poop her pants in the Walmart parking lot, so I had to run into Walmart and grab a pair of pants and a single pair of underwear for her. Didn't even think twice, but now I realize the cashier must have thought I shit MY pants! Ah well, my grandma was worth it.
Is the main character of this video literally RU-vidr Sven Johnson, internet famous brother of internet famous RU-vidr Gus Johnson? Because it looks exactly like Sven Johnson.
Ok, but wait. They went to the store...to buy a single pair of underwear? Like, if they really needed some and also they're really strapped for cash, they're clear, but under pretty much any other circumstances...like, if I have to go to the store for one thing, there's usually several other things I less-urgently needed that I've been putting off buying because I didn't want to go to the store, and I just buy them then. And even if not - just buy a pack of underwear; it'll probably cost less per item than the clearance one, and then you'll be good on underwear for another couple years. I can barely imagine walking to the checkout counter with a single pair of...anything, really.
here’s what you do: buy some laxatives, that way the cashier can tell that you have NO fear of shitting your pants. not only have you not shit your pants you are clearly confident it will never happen to the point that you will take laxatives with no worry
The thing is: If he had to buy more underwear, why didn't he buy underwear that he didn't like? Why didn't he buy more underwear similar to the first he bought?
There comes a time in life when you just don't give a damn anymore. When that point comes, you take the contents of this video as a perverse challenge. What items can I put into my cart to try to create some fantastical narrative in the cashier's mind about how my night is going?
