How to Clean & Eat a Geoduck 

“The shaft” -WHAT “I know, I know” 😂😂 OMFG, how does she stay so calm, and not busting out laughing.

I'm 23 years old and live in my own apartment, yet I _still_ felt like my mom was going to walk in on me....

“Are you men out there cringing? Don’t worry, it doesn’t hurt.” Lmao that sounds like a threat

She looks so emotional and grateful in this video it's SO wholesome and heartwarming! It was obviously funny at the beginning, but then she just went on to talk about her adventures with her kids, and you could tell on her face how grateful she was for nature and all the crazy amazing things it provides for us ⭐ so amazing

I feel like we're a bunch of middle schoolers giggling at certain things in this video.

BrightCellars: "So, Emmy! What did you decide to pair with our wine--. Oh."

I love how she shows food from different cultures, she doesn’t have any pre conceived ideas, she’s so open and showing us all amazing food that we may not have heard of. Beautiful.

"Look at that stomach, isn't it amazing?" *No, no it's not. I am horrified.*

The adult portion of my brain: Oh cool, a geoduck! What bizarre-looking and fascinating creatures! That one section of my brain that hasn't matured past 14 years old: It a D I C K C L A M

Hear me out. That fell off Poseidon.

Ok but I wanna know who was the first person to look at it and said “IM GONNA EAT THAT” 😂

The Geoduck is my college's mascot. Apparently, we're not allowed to display our mascot during games.

The fact that is stretches 3 times it’s normal length doesn’t make it any better...

Why do I feel like Emmy’s trying so hard not to laugh when she explains the anatomy of geoduck 😂😂😂😂😂😂

God DEFINITELY had a sense of humor when He made THAT thing...

Emmy makes these faces like she hates it then says "It's so delicious". LOL

I'm glad she was willing to recognize what it looked like. 100% every other cooking channels would've just beat around the bush, but she just went in on the clam, just went in raw.

She said “I hate to bend the shaft.”👀🤣🤣💀 I’m dying of laughter...

“Hate to bend the shaft, but” and then her face lmaoooooo 😂🤣😂🤣

"It's so big it barely fits" *that's what she said*

Imagine living to be 140 years just to be eaten on a RU-vid video

I love how she treats everything with the utmost respect

When you said “are you men out there cringing” I absolutely was cringing when you started peeling that skin LMAO

This is literally an exercise in maturity. I failed . I'm now 14 again . I will never forget the first time I saw a Goodluck in pike place market when I was 14 , I couldn't stop snickering for the rest of the day .

Emmy is so pure. Even talking about phallic things lol.

There is this mukbang youtuber who literally tortures animals for entertainment, thinking that's good or interesting. But Emmy is out here, being wholesome, educational and very kind and respectful to the animals she eats. I love you, Emmy. You have set the greatest standard.

Imagine being the first person who discovered these things can be eaten and having to explain what you were doing.

Emmy seems so innocent but she handles this so maturely, I love her so much! I didn’t know she loved here in New England until now 🙂

Me in 2015: this channel taught me how to make diy crystals! Me in 2020: this channel taught me how to circumcise food!

Me: *sees thumbnail* RU-vid: *D E M O N E T I Z E D* Emmy: "Sponsored." Hah!

When she peeled off the skin I just thought, “natures condom”

lol this whole episode is just one innuendo after another for those of a certain mindset, well done Emmy on keeping a straight face through it all

if i ever got my hands on a geoduck i'd just go around chasing people with it. because i'm a mature, 31-year old woman :D

“There has been a huge drop in demand for the geoduck” There was a DEMAND ????

When I was a kid in the early 80s we used to go out in the bay and get geoducks. I remember looking for the bubbles in the sand and digging w our hands and grabbing the neck and pulling them out of the sand. I remember the neck getting like 2 or more feet long when we pulled on them..lol I remember our parents laughing and not knowing what they were laughing at...Now I get it!! Lolol

when my anxiety is going crazy, these videos help calm me down. Her voice is so calming and the videos are so peaceful!

Am I the only one that thinks her voice is the most soothing thing

Is it me or does the name "geoduck" sounds like a pokemon 😭

The look of disappointment in Emmy's face every time she said something that could be taken out of context is amazing. She already knows people are gonna make jokes

Imagine seeing it on the menu and thinking “gooey duck”. Sounds delicious. Then the plate arrives. 😳

"Or the shaft.. I know! I know..." She knows exactly who her audience is. 😂😂

Poor Emmy didn’t ask for this comment section but she got it anyways.

Adult me: ah that's interesting! I wonder what it's like to eat?? That one braincell: PEEPEE CLAM

I have zero intention of doing any of this, but I found this video incredibly entertaining

If I had a dollar for every time Emmy said “sashimi style,” “clamming,” or “steamers” I could buy that wine

“Are you men out there cringing?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Emmy: Doesn’t it looks like testes? Ok let’s go ahead and cut this off... My husband in the background: NOOoOOoOO Don’t cut it off!!! 😂😂😂

I most say, not only is very enjoyable see you cook but also is beautiful the respect and appreciation that you show to nature and it's gifts. Thank you.

“Hate to bend the shaft, but 🤷🏻‍♀️” 😂😂😂

“This stretches 2x it’s length” hmmm 🤔 Lol 😂

Every time she tastes something the look on her face makes me think it’s disgusting and then she goes “wow so good”

It would be such a travesty for the world to ever lose Emmy. May she & her loved ones live to be 300 years old.

She said “it’s so big it barely fits into the bowl” 😭 I need to grow up

".....and it stretches to at least twice it's length..." Yeah, sounds about right........

How hungry was the first person who looked at that thing and thought dinner?

I'm starting to think she enjoyed playing with it more than eating it 😆 love her videos.

Her: “it’s so sweet! So scrumptious! It tastes delicious!” Me: I’ll take your word for it sis 🙃😂

Does anybody else feel a sense of calm and peace watching Emmy during these chaotic times? I don't know, something about her personality really makes me feel at ease

Let's hope she doesn't get CLAM-ydia.

I was trying to keep it together until testy's part. You crack me up Emmy.

Hats off to Emmy, for always being respectful with the animals she prepares to consume, unlike one specific creator on here who tortures octopi.

"Geoduck"? Is that some sort of Pokemon? Is it Ground or Psychic?

This the closest thing to cannibalism without actually eating humans.

"An that was the tip of the syphon" "Once you get the base of the shaft it's not that hard" Me: she's talking about geoduck get it together, damn 😂😂😂 The comments aren't even helping

Who looked at that thing and said "I'm going to eat that" lol

Nobody: Me: *S e a d i l d o*

“I’ve eaten plenty of phallic things on this channel” LOL

"Double entrante" Or in the words of Archer, "That means two things." Love your combination of professionalism with the subtle sense of humor.

I can’t be the only one who thought it was pronounced “gee-oh-duck” 💀

geoduck: lives for over 100 yeas in the ocean humans: "let's rip it apart and eat it raw"

I usually see people doing mukbangs just biting into it while it’s alive...imagine living 140 years just to be killed in a mukbang.😭

My second time watching this video and still laughing when Emmy says, “l know” and gives a look 😂

"It's so big it barely fits in the bowl" 12 y/o me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! 🤣

Are you kidding me that "geoduck" is not pronounced geo-duck? wtf

*this stretches at least two times it’s length* *and I’m going to be eating it raw* I hate myself for hearing that only!

Geoduck: "I managed to live 168 years just to end up being eaten on a youtube video."

im native american, we have divers that get these all the time. the best way to eat this is smoked. we cut what we call the "NOSE" in to strips and smoke it like jerky. its amazing.

I'm from seattle and there are a lot of geoducks here so I just assumed everyone knew what they are. and then my friend moved here from arizona and was SO confused when we went to the market and saw some. my dad told me they used to be super common and cheap and would make the perfect clam chowder replacement because clams were more expensive. then people realized they could charge more for them, which may be one of the reasons it cost so much

Geoduck... proof mother nature has a sense of perverted humor.

This video has clams, Rhode Island, shaft jokes, and quahog. This is a Family Guy episode

You must have some sort of communications degree or an English degree or something because the way you describe everything and how do you speak is just so delightful, comforting and engaging. I can understand why your channel is as popular as it is. Emmy, you are delight and I hope your family cherishes you as much as they should

I would literally have to be starving to death before i'd even consider eating this thing.

Out of anyone I’ve seen eat this “delicacy “ 🥴 she’s the only one I can take seriously lol love Emmy

I've grown up in Seattle and never tried a geoduck! I've seen them on the beach, and I knew you could eat them but just never really considered it. This definitely has me interested to try it! Thanks for the inspiration and for supporting a small business!

I don't consider myself a prude but that thing is disturbing as hell.

when i say i RAN to the comments 😭

''Is that a Geoduck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me'' Mike Rowe

Emmy, you're perfect. I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while... Your innocent delivery and the double entendre's were perfect.... Thanx, you made a good day better...

The fact that she knows how to dice that thing up like she does keeps her husband from acting up

I remember a family friend of ours having these. He came over holding it to my brother and was like “see here, son, this is what happens when you swim naked! A clam can grabbed your thang and you’ve got a clam stuck to yah!” My brother took this quite literally. He was terrified of swimming.

Imagine seeing that sticking out of sand 😳

I love the elegance when she speaks, its feels like I'm listening to angels

*cracks open the shell and reveals alien testicals* "Look at that! Isn't that incredible?!" Me: *shakes head no in silence*

"Goeduck" you can not look me in the eyes and tell me that doesn't sound like a Pokemon's name .

I can’t believe how much Mother Nature is clowning us with this animal

Our family vacation, (we've always lived around the Seattle area,) was to go the beach during the lowest tides of the year. There was 6 of us so we were allowed 18 Oysters, 3 Geoduck, apiece per day plus Cockels and then the steamers we dug. So, we would grab the Ice Cheasts and head for the beach We got enough shellfish to last our family for a year during those vacation, plus what we consumed on the beach. You are right, it was the best of family times. My youngest still agrees and he turned 55 just today. We once found a Geodock which weighed 5 pounds. It was where a stream of water ran over it at low tide and no one could see it squirt like the other ones. It looks like someone turned on a garden hose in the sand rather than a squirt. It was also hard to see the neck because it was next to a bunch of pebbles that camouflaged it. I often wondered how old this one was. We have a special shovel for digging Razor clams. It is called a Clam Gun. We used to tell the tourists that we had to shoot the Geoducks with it. They believed it. Was fun to watch their reaction. Strange, how Geoducks hang around on the West coast but particularly the Puget Sound area of Washington State. We have all kinds of clams, Oysters, Crab, not to mention the Salmon, Cod Fish. We are blessed. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

I'm a woman but when she cut that thing in half... I winced.

Nobody: Me and everyone else who saw that one lady just bite into it while it burst open:👁️ 👄 👁️

Therapist: the Seanis isn’t real and can’t hurt you none The Seanis:

I really appreciate how you always try new things witouth judgement and with just pure excitement. I have been following you since 2015 and I come back from time to time to check in and it really makes me happy to see how far you and your channel has come. I remeber back in 2015/2016 I was struggling with mental health and your positivity just always lifted my spirit, so thank you alot for that.