How to correctly raise a family - Glorbenwaldoman Ballman | Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord

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This is the definitive guide on how to raise a family not only in Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord, but also in real life. Heed my words, mortals. The only way to raise tehe younglings, is to abandon them either in a cold stone castle, alone, precariously. And to allow one of them to join the army at 16 years of age, and deploy them instantly in every battle alone, no matter the numbers.
Schlorb is the forehead.
Gluberdorp is a hero.
Duberdenschendorbendonzelblorb is lame.
Nozhon is a rat.
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Game: Mount & Blade Bannerlord, Single player campaign. PC, funny moments.
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2 окт 2024

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@Vi7riol 2 года назад

This is by far my favourite game of thrones episode.

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Sign me up, HBO.

@norfolkmakegames2140 2 года назад

I think the error in Gluberdorps math lies in his belief that he could beat any looters

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Looters together, strong! 🐒

@TopKekLordie 2 года назад

I think you made a totally accurate quasimodo family, good job!

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Love my weird family. 👪 Except Duberdenschendorbendonzelblorb. He is a disappointment.

@ExtremeLimitations 2 года назад

I'm so glad I've just stumbled upon this channel, top tier content, absolutely crying my eyes out here at your brother marrying the empress 🤣

@alexsandels9114 2 года назад

I came for a legitimate guide on how to correctly raise a family in bannerlord, did I get that? No. But, the content was good so I subscribed.

@doryedouard3786 Год назад

Justice for glubodorp 😭🤞🏽

@iceman1591 2 года назад

I have just witnessed the death of a legend.

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

I think about Glorbenwaldoman every day. :')

@FelipeMendes1999 4 месяца назад

A song of Ice and Glorben, man Best R. R. Guest is my favorite writer. That plot twist in book 8 when we find out that Mama Murphy is the reincarnation of Schlorb is brilliant.

@thereveriecomplex 2 года назад

I swear man, those long videos save my whole week. Keep it up, I'll be here while you grow~

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Thank you, you've commented loads from way back so I know you will!

@thereveriecomplex 2 года назад

@@therealbestguest Hehe :)

@DustinBarlow8P 2 года назад

If more people raised their sons like you did, we wouldn't have the problems we have!

@shantz1464 2 года назад

I want everyone to know i was here before he was famous

@LA-Vicious 2 года назад

@Screwtxpe. 2 года назад

Ive watched a few of these over the last couple of weeks, quality man, great writing, editing and voice work, im still tempted to get this and make a few vids and while your style is unequivocally yours its still given me some ideas. Oh and the whole juggling Gluben..so and so is great stuff lol. Cheers Best man

@kylerk343 Год назад

So this is my first time watching any of your videos and I laughed a GOOD amount. I’ve been seriously getting into this game looking up guides and not only did I learn to correctly raise my child by sending them to the front BUT through the fire and flames maybe even I can be a GLOB. Thank you and I will continue to watch. Gives me General Sam Vibes lol

@michaellowe2305 Год назад

While I was actually looking for strategic information, I couldn't stop watching this lol and subscribed

@lagsaur 2 года назад

This is fantastic haha. Found the channel through the Bannerlord Instagram! Hope to see more from you!

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Ooooo I saw the post on twitter but I didn't see an insta one. Very lucky me that you are here!

@thebigster8249 2 года назад

Very relatable. I also have a family, if you can count only me as a family.

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Did you raise yourself correctly as instructed by the video? 🤓

@christopherbaummann766 5 месяцев назад

schlorb looks like sansa with all the brain sansa lacked

@doctormoebius3007 11 месяцев назад

I thought this was a Guide, and the intro seem somehow funny - BUT THE INTRO NEVER STOPS! 🤣

@dragunajj2238 4 месяца назад

ive played so much bannerlord for the past 4 days that today i had a nightmare about my first daughter ( i had 4 and all of them arent even 1 year old, im a sex machine ingame) had died and the only one that grew up was a fat lesbian and i couldnt throw her away........ help

@hmvollbanane1259 Год назад

That's not how you raise a family in Bannerlord! You marry them of at 18 and have them and their spouses work the smithy untill you have bred an army able to conquer calradia without relying on pesky recruits! The Walder Frey style!

@jigsaw1398 10 месяцев назад

8:05 is comedy gold

@pedrotbird5426 2 года назад

Extremely underrated!

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Thank you Mr. T Bird!

@goosepuke 9 месяцев назад

6:21 he looks like the fucking coffee alien from men in black 💀

@slime_boiy Год назад

YESS LETS GOOO IM THE ONE THOUSANDTH LIKE ON A ONE YEAR OLD YT VID

@peacekorpofkrieg5755 Год назад

I just realized Glorbenwaldoman looks exactly like Henry from Kingdom Come

@DB_9801 Год назад

I'm not sure how I haven't found this gem sooner, I'm in tears of laughter, subbing straight away!

@SotiCoto Год назад

Damnit... now I want to play Bannerlord, but I'm already working through two other games.

@JoJoRogain 11 месяцев назад

Hey just reminding you the game exists if you forgot

@noisepuppet 11 месяцев назад

Glorben reminds me of the notorious Goblin of Cox.

@fulvio3211 Год назад

Damn I did not even know anything about Bannerlord but now I am so invested

@mabeljackson Месяц назад

i was curious about your character, usually children follow your own character feature looks, so the small chin and big forehead might from the main character.

@Makingmywaydowntown Год назад

The third child looks like pretty much any teen boy who is popular on tiktok rn 😂

@ClonserHalphalive 7 месяцев назад

I might have to watch again - I thought I would learn! Instead, I'm dying cause I can't breathe!!

@williamsezenwa9542 2 года назад

This was really good

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Thank you :)

@anjayana6150 2 года назад

You deserve way more than 500 subs. Holy shit, the quality of the jokes on these videos are top notch 😂

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Thank you! Maybe one day.

@Soulful_01 4 месяца назад

@@therealbestguest :)

@joeking9760 3 месяца назад

RIP Glorben

@emil3657 5 месяцев назад

nice vibe

@therealforestelf Год назад

BUT IN YOUR ELDEN RING VIDEO YOU SAID YOU LIKE SAND WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

@jar5926 Год назад

O M G I came here for advice as a new player and Fk man this hilarious

@iamthedarklord1314 6 месяцев назад

Very good stories and jokes. I hope you keep making more!

@thewildriftofgandd5740 Год назад

The opening was gold the soldiers know 😂

@jaang7424 8 месяцев назад

You're a monster! 😢 Cool video though.

@DustinBarlow8P 2 года назад

Good god your family descended from the Swamps of Louisiana! Empire of the Banjo!

@jglaab Год назад

Glubedorp looks like hinna Shrek 😳

@hossx2001 Год назад

With beauty also exists abomination lol

@paulcecere8864 7 месяцев назад

Sturgia is supposed to be slav too

@marcopell7821 Год назад

I think the real message is theres a little gluberdorp in all of us....or something

@dylangrizzle Год назад

Hilarious, I laughed several times. Thanks for the video!

@bullsajawn Год назад

We are all children of glorben

@jonsitron11 Год назад

First RU-vidr who genuinely made me laugh in years, please make more Bannerlord-related stuff. The faces… Exquisite

@LilGamingYes 9 месяцев назад

"Thiqa" Is... is she... thicc?

@draconiccurmudgeon Год назад

watching through this series for the third time :-) these videos bring me such joy

@lpseudonyml Год назад

Comment for algorithm.

@hossx2001 Год назад

the third son though lol

@tearsofdespair5833 Год назад

This is amazing 😂🤣

@coleabegg9036 Год назад

Funniest bannerlord video I’ve seen I’m crying

@5stoneservant990 Год назад

I’ve laughed so hard! This is wonderful

@Spudgis200 Год назад

fly high glorben

@thuledragon6663 Год назад

Father of the year

@elatedatheist Год назад

Your A Trip....

@Meow_Zedong Год назад

Excelence.

@blot2382 2 года назад

How the hell did I miss this one honey?

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

Idk honey, algorithm is unfair.

@johnrobinson6192 Год назад

Hilarious 😂

@sethfischer7368 Год назад

Sand lol

@PROPHYZ Год назад

this is pure art man. respect.

@joebeezy9471 Год назад

First.

@tommygindahud 11 месяцев назад

I wish this was a 50 episode series

@andrewlogan1191 2 года назад

1 divided by 10 equals 3

@therealbestguest 2 года назад

🤓

@witsendSOS Год назад

😂😂

@fantasticemu7256 Год назад

Well Shit that explains it

@fantasticemu7256 Год назад

I've been executing all my people's friends

@lordmortos979 Год назад

You still getting txt?

@therealbestguest Год назад

Ye honey. Sadly not for every single comment but I still get pinged.

@mrwilliams2273 Год назад

Yoo this gold😂😂

@remeris9061 2 года назад

Masterpiece.

@horvT00 2 года назад

Can i play GoT mode with cracked version?

@DustinBarlow8P 2 года назад

No you cheap bastard, just buy the damn game, it is on sale regularly.

@regularrory4692 9 месяцев назад

Wow

@raunchygandalf6900 Год назад

This is gold… I now have become fully involved in your peoples lives now

@Northkoreanspy20 Год назад

The death of glorben is truly poetic