How to Fix EVERY Single Premier League Club 

Niran could fix any premier league team if it weren’t for his devastating knee injury

My club (Chelsea) - Start a new save file.

For Spurs, I think some squad depth would be nice. Timo coming in is a nice backup and he can be used now Son is on international duty but we need proper CBs. Emerson at CB is doing a madness but more depth is needed

I agree with Niran, at city we need a solid DM for when Rodri isn’t available. Kalvin Phillips was an awful transfer, hurt the player and his career massively for no reason. Need a good youngish DM to work with Rodri and we’ll be sorted

We’ve just signed Valentín Barco who is a LB/LM so that solves estupinian back up

Liverpool’s youth development just won the Carabao Cup

Arsenal already have a good keeper, Ramsdale, he’s sitting right there and they just refuse to play him. He had a good performance against Liverpool in the FA cup but unfortunately he can’t do a lot about the 2 that they conceded, the first one is an own goal and the second is a hard stop.

As a Villa fan I enjoyed the thing that would fix our club is to just bring blades of villa park grass every where we go

Bournemouth have confirmed they are building a new stadium, I believe the proposed capacity is 18 thousand (don’t quote me on that)

Bournemouth fan here - we're getting a new stadium, built ready for the 2027/28 season.

I feel like United need a more experienced forward striker for Rasmus Hojlund to look up to as a mentor because United don't have a sole striker and Hojlund doesn't really get that service that he needs but with a more experienced striker you can see how they make their own chances so then other players are obviously give them more chances.

Send havertz to the gulag

Luton are starting to build a new stadium this year

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He's done a MADNESS

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arsenal fan here, i really dont get how people dont rate zinchenko, hes so important for our buildup and a bit reason why weve looked slow when hes not been on the pitcu recently.

Change Saka’s haircut mate

Chelsea: don’t lose to Middlesbrough

The Kallithea shirt is looking clean 🔥

For my team Forest I think we need to make sure we can hang on to Gibbs-white for as long as possible

Tbf Newcastle did replace Almiron with Barnes, just got injured immediately

For spurs, our academy needs to improve, we've got decent youngster like Scarlett, Devine, Donley and Dorrington, but in recent seasons our youth prospects have been disappointing, like Skipp, Winks, Onomah Parrot, White, Etete, Griffiths, Mundle and the list continues...

The way to fix any team: Sign The Box

How to fix Man U: Just bin the club, bruv. Start over. We have a lot of issues with shit players that need replacing, good players getting lazy cause they don't think they can be replaced, poor squad depth, a questionable midfield at times, inconsistent form, lacking an actually competent and experienced number 9, and so much more but I don't trust the current recruitment people at all. Why in the everloving fuck did we sign Mount? Like what was the point? We need to work on the people that actually work at the club, the owners, the people in charge of decision making. I don't trust them to make decisions on any front tbh. Like what we did to De Gea. That was fucken disgraceful, man. An absolute legend that has given us so much and we don't even give him a proper send off. (Plus I'm kinda biased because he's my favorite keeper but I still think what we needed was a good backup, not a replacement. Blud literally won the golden glove that season. He's had bad form before, we needed to have faith that he'd recover and tried to make do with a competent backup in the meantime. And honestly, even if we did end up not keeping him, he deserved such a better farewell than what we gave him.) Buying Højlund? Like I like the lad and I do believe he has potential, but we needed experience not promise. Are we supposed to keep relying on Martial??? I'm not gonna harp on Onana or Maguire. Onana, I won't have an unbiased opinion on. My opinion on him is probably because I'm salty about de Gea leaving. And Maguire is actually starting to play pretty damn well again so I'm happy with him. Our attacking feels shambolic some days tho. But before we can get anywhere with signing new players, we need to fix the environment the players will be brought into and the people that pick the players to begin with. So much has gone to shit with United that I don't even know where to start anymore. Yeah my comment about just binning the club is a joke but man,,, it's starting to feel necessary and I hate it.

How to fix Liverpool simplified version: give them a budget higher than £2.50 and a multi bag of quavers

Man united: 100% need new ownership Man city: beat the 115 ffp charges (seriously they better call saul goodman for that many charges 😂)

Regarding Brighton they've pretty much complwted the singing of Valentin Barco from boca juniors, a very exciting young wingback, sure, not premier league level yet, but brighton are good at adapting players

More strikers DOES EQUAL more goals, bluelock says so

Spurs need the magic sponge 😂

Sus: TB likes to pay attractive money for young boys to come join him 💀

Zinchenko was always shit at city and could never defend well, same with Jesus who could never score and would get like 8 a season for city

Liverpool need defenders 😭wdym we don't have any problems? 💀

I want to see nirran on footasylum lockedin. He would be jokes

Quansah, Jones, taa, Clark looks ok, Bradley locked down Martinelli and are we forgetting about bajetic who has unfortunately been injured forever. Also there's loads of good players I've seen in our youth academy. Tent kone Doherty looks amazing and there's a few more names I've forgotten. Liverpool have a great youth set-up

Ah c'mon man. Waited til the end of the video and you didn't even say anything about Wolves 😭

Niran’ll fix……. actually nevermind

Is that a Kallithea FC jersey he is wearing? 😂 very random

For Liverpool, it would just be defensive backups. I get the youth point but I think despite our lack of players, those who make it have the talent to play. But we’re so weak defensively. We need to realise we never thought we’d be 1st, this team will improve. Our defence is too small now, let alone when Matip leaves.

Niran could fix any club if it weren't for that dead trim

bro missed chelsea losing to middlesborough

niran recording a vid after smoking a blunt

20 teams, 1 solution: The box

Chelsea are currently loosing to Middlesbrough. I think they need more than 1 trick.

When you look at the stats, Arsenals defence is better than last season. Zinchenko is vital to Arsenals build up play and control of possession. They could definitely use some depth in defence, but the starters are good and Zinchenko should stay

City - clone rodri 😂😂😂

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its easy bro get jim jim'll fix it

ANGOLA MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🇦🇴🇦🇴

could you give Ajax some tips... and dont just laugh

All the rude boyz love a bit of arsenal

Curse that knee injury

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As a Chelsea fan I'd make 3 maybe 4 signings. 1. Marquinhos. An Experienced defender who also partnered Silva and will help with the likes of Colwill, Badia and Disais 2. Alphonso Davies or Alejandro Balde (very unlikely) 3. An experienced striker maybe the likes of Ivan Toney 4. Thomas Muller (optional and dreaming) he solves our attacking breakdown problems because he occupies space better than anyone available now plus he also adds experience which we desperately need.

Im from canada and im an arsenal fan. We need you to also talk about Toronto FC, theyre currently second to last in the mls. Last mls cup win we got was in 2017 and we immediately got destroyed the following year in the champions cup to a mexican club. Following that weve achieved the second to last place and it feels like weve been relegated already despite the mls not having it

I have a plan for chelsea. step 1. Buy oshiman for crazy amount of money. Step 2: Get a transfer ban to stop bohly to buy 14 year old players in the 3 divisions in Brazil for 200mil. Step 3. Focus on youth players. Last time we got a transfer ban, we focused on youth and developed players like Mount and James and won the Champions League a couple of years after the ban with them. Result. 1. A player who can score goals. 2. Good youth players that are not overpaid and have so massive ego that it ruins the team

As an Arsenal fan, better immigration consultants because one fake Brazilian player is not okay but two...we gotta start asking questions 😭

Tell you what I would say to fix Liverpool, get new owners in, FSG have outgrown us, we need the Qutaris or Dubai to be our owners because it's not just the money they will invest in but also their determinations and ambitions upon us. But also we need a new striker, Darwin Nunez isn't the guy and a new centre back regardless of Quansah because Gomez has injury in him, Konate has injury in him and obviously Matip has an injury in him.

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I'm a Luton fan. When I heard you saying that we need a new ground, honestly, we're already on it. For a time, we were the only club in Europe tending to two stadiums at the same time. While yeah, we obviously need a new ground. But for the more immediate future? I think we just need a decent January transfer window, maybe sign someone like Deli Ali and hopefully stay up. Now, while it wouldn't be the end of the world if Luton do get relegated, it would just be easier to try and stay in the league rather than get relegated and then try to get promoted again.

brighton were so quick they had already bought a wingback before the video came out [barco from boca juniors]

Niran would have done it , unless it was his own shambolic knee injury 😂❤

PGMOL new chair is a Wolves fan so hopefully that issue is fixed 😊

Chelsea should do what they're best at and sign Brighton's scouts and coaches Man U my team we can't be saved.

Funnily enough, Bournemouth have just announced plans for a new stadium for a few seasons time.

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For Villa there’s one solution. Send Robin Olsen to the Somalian 4th division

Chelsea’s solution is stop buying players and give poch time.

Liverpool : a fit or regen Thiago. Arsenal: sack Arteta n get rid of the dead wood.

Imo villa need a backup st incase Watkins gets injured

Love the videos man

Its great to see dat my favorite youtuber is egyptian and nigerian like me.

Chelsea problems are not solely on the owners they don’t decide how the players play or what they do when they are on the pitch

Stopping children from saying first

us everton also have a similar problem with wolves, refs just like to shaft us for like no reason

Now here me out for spurs. Olise and Eze ❤

Now do the clubs with actually lethal problems

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Bring back lords of football and red card soccer

Chelsea don’t need new owners. They need new physios.

Nah we need a striker at arsenal immediately

Also liverpool need a lcb who can play lb

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Nice shirt niran

as a villa fan I say consistency

Everton has to be a set piece specialist, they have so many options up top

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The trim bro

Love when u upload

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Trims dead 😭

I feel like Nottingham second goalkeeper Vlacodimos is better than Turner donno why he doesnt play

Me being a united fan LOL

If it wasn’t for nirans devastating knee injury he would be a tactical mastermind

One simple fix, sign mbappe. That’s all ya need👏

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