HOW TO GET MERMAID POWERS 

James lost more weight then I lost self esteem when I was bullied for three years.

Who ever edited this deserves a raise for the god editing

Alixks using his powers legitimately made me jump

I didn't know those John Cena memes started with prank calls

Aleks going along with that girls instructions so genuinely. It makes him seem like he'd be a good father. 🥺

Glass, check Water, check Salt, check Charm, check Murmaider murmaider murmaider

Is James wearing a Cryaotic shirt?

"Now you have to get your charm, and kiss it." *Aleks excitedly pauses the video and looks at James intently* Haha that was hilarious.

I remember watching this video less then a minute after it was uploaded. 6 years DAMN

I love how seriously Aleks gets into the mermaid power guides. "HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH?" *in panic*

10:43 that is so perfect timed Aleks- drops a ring in to water Little child - “oh by the way I made this up” Aleks - *looks up at tv*

'Light of the night, shine bright' Is that the fucking chant to become a Green Lantern?

Man James is looking good and healthy. I dig it.

Aleks why is my mom asleep and not waking up

alex the murder made me choke on the chocolate i was eating :D so funny

James would be a great dad "Dad, I wanted to become a mermaid but we can't do it without a pool..." "WHAT?!?! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WERE GONNA GET YOU A BOSS ASS POOL RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!"

Dude when the guy hit that crazy pool shot at 2:57 I literally thought he was gonna look into the camera and say ..... "Heyy that's pretty gooood"

when aleks showed his hand in 11:36 honestly surprised me, i almost spilled my drink everywhere

11:40 the creature office

I actually pissed myself during James's mermaids power spell

I like to appreciate a glimpse of Vinny's channel at 2:03.

i can't believe Aleks have not seen that John cena prank.

I so, SO badly want them to go through the entire important videos playlist in a separate video. Would be the fastest click of my life.

Man, now I'm super sad :( love you james

James you getting skinny has given me so much confidence to get skinny myself I hope you see this cause I want to thank you for helping me get my health on track

It’s always nice to watch the classics

James rocking that Cryaotic tshirt.

"Oh by the way I made this up" ... "Oh" (looks into glass of salt water he just droop his ring in.) I died laughing, and I never laugh watching stuff alone. That was gold 👌

Doing a video for a school project if I get 5 likes I will upload it to my channel. (it's in french tho)

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen on RU-vid lately I’m glad I gave cow chop a chance.

The editing in this episode was golden

"I'll chop you later, cow guys." -Aleks 2017

Was I the only one who jumped when Aleks shot lightning out of his hands at 11:38?😂

So I'm just here to say. Wtf RU-vid! I have to confirm my age with my credit card now to watch a God damn great video.

Oh look, the future home of the creatures, a storage unit.

3:50 that song has been a meme between me and my brother for so long.

I really thought he was going to say "Hey, that's pretty good.".... 2:56

All hail our new god emperor aleks, now he is truly immortalhd

they should start a series Examining "conspiracies and hidden message" using channels like Dark 5, Top 15, All Time conspiracies etc... and dress up in suits and try to explain everything a like ancient aliens spoof that would be funny call it "Cow Chop Conspiracies"

They should test Aleks' godly power by pepper spraying him to see if it hurts xd

I'm so happy that they found the important videos playlist.

God this series is GOLDEN

Good to see Immortal became immortal again, expecting to see that optimus mask back.

Best one yet. Had me creasing all the way through.

I was expecting the Twin Towers when Aleks was being a madman

I love the important videos playlist.

Shoutouts to Vinesauce and Theoddonesout that made very small cameos on the suggested videos

ahhhhhhh Aleks made me spil my glass of salt water when he shot me with lightning and James being kappa pride made me drop the glass

The second mermaid tutorial had a subliminal message "Help me plese".

I'm going through some emotional stuff right now and this episode really lifted my spirits thank you Alec and James!!!

I see that playlist fucking everywhere didn't know it was there for pretty much everyone else.

12:22 Man this new version of The Life of Pablo looks great

That storage house looked comfortable as fuck.

I love how james looks like old school james again.

Yo what those 2 girls are only 14? They looked to be at least 16 maybe 17.

This is wat I've been waiting for

The girl in the second mermaid video was fucking precious

Thanks for the uplifting entertainment over the years. Going through some tough shit right now and you guys help

I just came across this video. Holy. Fucking. Shit. Subbed immediately.

Any chance you guys could do a Co-op game of SWAT 4 on Cow Chop, would be an amazing series!

Nice Cryaotic shirt, James.

I watched all of those videos from that playlist. I'm a changed man, I've seen things no mortal could withstand.

the lightning bolts from his hands actually scared me

I LOVE your videos

the mermaid shit started happening to james pretty instantly i'd say he looked pretty salty

Those clips when aleks zap the air with his godly powers made me laugh out loud. I like it when people dying is put into a humorous context, thus making it funny instead of sad.

I love you cow hop

This was the first video I've watched of Cow chop. THIS IS A,FUCKING CLASSIC! IF U HEAR ME SAY "FUCKING CLASSIC" YOU KNOW WHY!

2:04 Vinesauce is getting recommended to Cow Chop? Niiiiiice.

'important videos' is the one playlist I'll always go back to

I just called my mom to make sure aleks didnt kill her

this video sent me down one hell of a rabbit hole with that important video playlist.

When James wears cryaotic shirt

That first video with the little girl just radiates chaos

Did anyone else hear the ocean man intro when alexs called for a drumroll??????

I discovered the "Important videos" playlist long before cowchop. I feel special.

james rocking that manbun like damn daddy

I love how high Aleks keeps following the lil girls instructions and yet getting lost on the way.

"keep an eye on that. maybe you're watching this in 2018, in which case we already had jogging pants and we prolly went bankrupt too" aged like milk

Omg I remember when the Cena Prank Call started the meme-ness. Sooo good!

It's like I actually have friends to watch dank memes with

I've seen the "Important Videos" playlist a while back and watched it with a friend. Glad they found it lmao

What does Alek's ring signify?

I felt really proud of myself once I completed the important videos playlist

We are going to have to have an update video on Jame's mermaid powers

Oh, wait, what? That "Important Videos" thing is a trending playlist?! I didn't know that... I am not going to click it, or I am going to try to resist clicking it. Whatever happens, I am probablly going to die from laughing because I have an immature sense of humor.

Not only aleks is a daddy, but a god? Damn

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just had a really shitty weekend i got in a fight with my step father this is now the 5th time this is happened and every single time he starts it by shoving me I spent 28 hours in Maricopa County Jail in Arizona just got out and have a bunch of cow chop and immortal HD and uberhaxorNova content thank you man you kind of saved my life I have depression and bipolar and felt like crap all night but as soon as I started watching your videos I was happy as can be loved you man don't ever stop youtube

holy shit, whoever edited that laugh deserves a doctors in humour

By far the best series on RU-vid.

yo why the fuck did aleks only attack japan lmao I'm dying

The power of Trevors editing was blessed upon that ring.

Cow chop is gone its now Mermaid Chop

The only thing I saw the entire video was that amazing Cry shirt, James is now my favorite.

"Do we have salt?!" "Idk other than the one thats in your ass...." Lmfao

i watched the whole important videos playlist. I don't regret it one bit.

I think Aleks liked what he saw a bit too much. ;)

This has to be my favorite Wrong Side of RU-vid episode, the god power and mermaid powers had me dying!

You guys should get to sell ollos directly through the shop

I've been a long time fan of rooster teeth and than funhaus and I can honestly say this is becoming by far the funniest channel for me.