How To Get Out Of A Blind Date. Greg Warren - Full Special

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How to get out of a blind date according to Greg Warren is just to keep an eye out for your friends subtle head shakes. Whether it's eating in a restaurant alone, or going out to eat with your older uncle, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Greg Warren is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@magnetsoldiercephas331 Год назад

I can’t get over his delivery and jokes. They are like high end dad jokes. 😂

@josephranzsalonga7727 Год назад

Best way to describe him 😂

@josephohora1287 Год назад

😂😂high end Dad jokes 😂😂😂😂

@suzyanderson7395 10 месяцев назад

Very high end 😂

@dancehouston 6 месяцев назад

My 8 year old was listening with me and asked, “Are these like dad jokes?” Lol

@psijicassassin7166 2 месяца назад

Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.

@sukiwatson Год назад

Greg deserves his own show, he is so funny.

@psijicassassin7166 2 месяца назад

Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.

@brianreagan2471 9 месяцев назад

Whew! That was a blast! Speed, delivery, never broke character, voices, play on words! Just great!

@psijicassassin7166 2 месяца назад

Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.

@noobtv4325 3 года назад

that headshake is all tooo real LOOL

@urieaaron 9 месяцев назад

How old am I , five minutes in I finally figured out I had already watched this whole thing. Life is good, I can now watch videos several times and each time they are new and just as funny.

@enockmashele6885 6 месяцев назад

I thought I was the only one...😂😅😂

@wallebo 4 месяца назад

I was most of the way in before I realized that I had seen it before. So, I fully understand.

@carolemascarini2036 2 месяца назад

Same here! 😅😅 And I'm still watching it!! Scary, yes????🤣🤣🤣

@wallebo 2 месяца назад

@@carolemascarini2036 Indeed!

@tinasprocket2812 2 месяца назад

I have watched this before, but totally worth it again! He's coming here (Ketchikan, Alaska) tomorrow night! 2 others I deliberately watch repeatedly - Kevin Jordan - hilarious (short) black ex cop & Brandon Vestal-- Republicans Aren't Real People. Both on YT

@komradson7357 3 года назад

Restaurant manager to a solo diner: "So what brings you here?" Him: "food mostly, I heard you had it, I wanted to eat it"🤣🤣🤣

@earlhollar1906 3 года назад

Or my two feet attached to my hungry body.

@komradson7357 3 года назад

@@earlhollar1906 🤣🤣Love it!

@NerdyCatCoffeeee 3 года назад

"So what brings you here?" .... ... ... ... W-What?

@johnhix9678 5 месяцев назад

When people ask me what brought me here I tell him it was my car!

@paperclips4113 3 года назад

The Top Hat - " 'John Wilks Booth' put him out of business!" 😂😂

@insertnamehere2635 3 года назад

He needs to start bringing a sign with him that says "in the bathroom, not done yet. Do not take my food" 🤣😂

@Hoseidon 3 года назад

The old man voice is legendary 👏🏾 “Nice job, Crumbs” 😂

@trippiechris1852 3 года назад

For real I showed my girlfriend this dude just because of that voice

@JoanBrown-tf6dr 6 месяцев назад

Perfect

@psijicassassin7166 2 месяца назад

Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.

@CristinaCee 3 года назад

"Where is your wife?" -Uh we're actually sepirated😂

@jimswenson6131 3 года назад

No one spells "separated" as "sepirated". You missed the joke. It was "seperated".... Doh!

@bootygrabber4000 3 года назад

@@jimswenson6131 shut up jim

@jimswenson6131 3 года назад

@@bootygrabber4000 Did yo mama teach you to talk that way?

@komradson7357 3 года назад

"Luther, the blade of grass" That's as random as they come🤣🤣🤣 This man, where's he at💗

@emiliadavis8247 3 года назад

How can anybody in their right mind, give this guy a thumbs down??!?! He had me in stitches, laughing so hard, all the way through!! 💖

@GiftsbyChosen 3 года назад

It's all them fruit wagons lol

@mamir1495 3 года назад

You absolutely right. He is brilliant. Clean cut standup. Love it!

@adamminard6725 3 года назад

You've apparently never worked in a restaurant

@emiliadavis8247 3 года назад

@@adamminard6725 I have, and it can be rough, physically, from the customers, as well as what we hear

@adamminard6725 3 года назад

@@emiliadavis8247 he is funny most of the time, the restaurant stuff just hits different. I was like, "I love this guy" and then "I will mess up his order on purpose." I think you get where I'm coming from lol

@politicallee9834 3 года назад

The old man voice just kept getting funnier 😂 "Nobody's talking to you rutabaga head!"

@8-bitsarda747 3 года назад

"It loses 90% of it's value, as soon as you drive it off the lot... Then you gonna get diabetus two days later"

@joshuacalkins 3 года назад

“Assorted beverages!”

@crystalpowser3856 3 года назад

Steak and pork

@rolandwoltman7835 2 года назад

Next time I'm at outback... "I'll have the Signature Steaks with the Freshly Made Sides and an Irresistible Deserts please. "

@CaribbeanQueen72xx 3 года назад

When he said sepeerated I died 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s freaking hilarious ! why doesn’t he have his own special on Netflix yet? I can watch a marathon of him ..

@wilsonnixon9957 Год назад

This is one of the best comedians I’ve heard in a long time. 😂

@jonny555ive 3 года назад

I dig how calm he is, yet still be hilarious. 👍👍

@EweChewBrrr01 3 года назад

w- what?

@mscir 3 года назад

Yeah that understated style works really well.

@timothyfloogle 3 года назад

Isn't the style deadpan?

@stephanied6711 3 года назад

Me too

@Solutions3000 3 года назад

@@timothyfloogle : No. Steven Wright does deadpan.

@JakeSmith-ux1xk 3 года назад

"I was wearing loafers" had me rolling on the floor. The dog thought I was having a fit.

@annebruecks7381 2 года назад

My dog gets freaked when I cough lol, she looks at me like I'm possessed or dying!

@jakeofalltradesmusic 3 года назад

I started cross country in 6th grade. I remember hearing the term and being worried I'd miss school and fail classes because I'd miss tests and assignments, but was simultaneously disappointed that we never left our county.

@newgrandma979 3 года назад

😂

@breethomas9555 3 года назад

Lol I remember asking a girl in my 9th grade art class what cross country was. And she lied to me and said they got to run across the state of Texas and if they were good enough they’d build up to running across America. And I almost joined the team. Then my track buddy gave me the 411. Smh, made me feel so dumb.

@garthtoby 3 года назад

@@breethomas9555 TV. Y. Up u. U. I.

@garthtoby 3 года назад

Ug. Y. Y. Y. G. Yy u. L. is. U.

@thereseizzi866 2 года назад

@@breethomas9555 4

@king5417714028 11 месяцев назад

I’m one of those people who sees something once and then I’m done. This man is the first exception to that in my 70 years of loving laughter. This guy is lik😊e new joy every time I think of fish sandwiches! He’s just hysterical!

@rodderick1983 9 месяцев назад

Have you seen his "the salesman" special? Had me rolling too.

@jay-in-az 8 месяцев назад

I’m with you King. I’ve watched his videos many times.

@JoanBrown-tf6dr 6 месяцев назад

Same. 64 yrs

@psijicassassin7166 2 месяца назад

Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.

@lisaheathersantos8460 3 года назад

The first comedian to make me really laugh out loud in a while... LOVE him!!!

@josephohora1287 Год назад

😂😂😂😂

@CraigGrant-sh3in 10 месяцев назад

I was out with a couple that I went to school with . This was 20 some years after we graduated. I was divorced. We're leaving the bar and the wife says " I have a friend I can fix you up with. The last couple I fixed up ended up getting married ". Before I could say, no thanks,her husband says "That's it Beth, scare him off with the threat of marriage "

@psijicassassin7166 2 месяца назад

Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.

@cabins_canoes 3 года назад

“I can’t hurdle.. if I could hurdle I’d be over that fence and you’d never see me again” 😂😂😂

@bbiggs4327 3 года назад

As a runner his jokes were so on point. The cross country coach said every day "run to there - then run back."

@alanharris986 3 года назад

"Run"

@LadyVoldemort 3 года назад

*ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A FISH SANDWICH!!!* Friggin hilarious dude...hope to see more of his works. He's like one of the funniest grumpy old man I've ever seen. And that fastest head shakes still got me on stitches...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ricatoni2 3 года назад

Even better than Walter doing a bidduuummmamaa.aay!??? Impersonation ..least Walter has his faculties about him ..even he'd be a better choice and ole.jeff as vice president..lmao

@Heavenzvoice 2 года назад

Yeah I’ve watched that part at least 50 times. That is hands down one of the best jokes ever. “ no no I love Karen. Greg you should marry Karen!” ( quick head shake)

@jv-lk7bc Год назад

apparently she was hungry. I bet it works sometimes. How many people would get her one to get her to shut up.

@josephohora1287 Год назад

🐟😂🐟

@raebroussard7913 Год назад

I ways one of the ones who had it in my head the next day😅

@JonathanLit 3 года назад

"What do you want to drink?" "Assorted beverages." Lol!

@ThorneJr 2 года назад

"All I want for Christmas is a fish sandwich!". Classic. Stuck in my head a year later. You have achieved legend status with my dad. "Eleventeen hot dogs to go!" I watched him grab a hot dog out of boiling water with 2 fingers and eat it. Love ya brother and thanks for the laughs. Just realized my dad may be a one star people. Lmao

@MyRedPearlGem 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@terredee 9 месяцев назад

Wha…?

@destituteanddecadent9106 3 года назад

The MRI joke is the single most relatable thing to come out a comic's mouth. Seriously traumatizing. Takes me back to the war, and I've never been in a war.

@jbuntu5566 3 года назад

I come back to watch it again and again

@HonzoRich 3 года назад

Or that cage they put around your head 😖

@catmoore2443 3 года назад

So true , its awful

@lighttheway4694 3 года назад

LOL

@poohbeartube Год назад

Yes! The one I had, provided by the VA, sounded like I was inside a metal trash can and people were banging on it with hammers. Greg actually understated the experience.

@jenniferwolf1171 3 года назад

This guy is hilarious! I love Dry Bar for introducing funny, clean comics. Now I just need the pandemic to be done so we can see these folks in person.

@ricatoni2 3 года назад

I said same thing as im a born again christian and I don't judge anyone of swearing ..I was one of the worst..when God made me ready to except his spirit in my heart this trucker broke down and cried in shame and joy cuz there is no other feeling like his love and knowing he has forgiven me..

@johnnydough8841 3 года назад

@@ricatoni2 Great testimony.

@ricatoni2 3 года назад

@@johnnydough8841 ty bro

@toddy2519 3 года назад

@@ricatoni2 FYI...it's "accept"...not "except".

@JakeSmith-ux1xk 3 года назад

Me too Jennifer

@dyan785 3 года назад

I watch this one when I want to feel better immediately. He is so witty. Very intelligent and imaginative. I will never tire of the "get a job, hippy"

@Heavenzvoice 2 года назад

His voice and how he says stuff is hilarious…

@jorgeevasku4187 Год назад

I have found that the cure for feeling better is a fish sandwich... Admit it you started singing it lol 😆

@josephohora1287 Год назад

Yes!!!! I felt that way

@rwilson7197 3 года назад

Love his medical terms " Hurtis Alotis" 😆😆😆

@denasharpe2393 3 года назад

I am this man! Lol

@GiftsbyChosen 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@melaniemcturk9509 3 года назад

@@denasharpe2393 00000000

@Sportwing1800 3 года назад

I've had that condition the last 40 years.

@JakeSmith-ux1xk 3 года назад

Count me in too

@chroniccrypto5621 3 года назад

The fish sandwich thing is so funny because when I was a server I use to sing my orders back to myself then at the server station sing them out loud so I'd get extra tips for not writing down my orders and other servers hated it because they'd come into work the next day and tell me how all night my songs were stuck in their head.

@payableondeath9091 3 года назад

LMAO I do that 😂👈💀

@shellswetrick3395 3 года назад

Too funny! Lmao

@chroniccrypto5621 3 года назад

@@payableondeath9091 I use to live it. Plan on doing the same as an owner next year. Gonna make work fun again.

@shawnabrown8531 3 года назад

I really like this guy! He’s great 👍🏻. I need a laugh right now. Always can count on Drybar for a good time! 😂😃

@AllenFreemanMediaGuru 3 года назад

I ran cross country in high school. Well, one day I missed the bus.

@DantheDonut369 3 года назад

It's a repost, but still gold. Love his voices

@mauboy1983 3 года назад

Yeah, what's up with all those reposts lately?!

@jakeofalltradesmusic 3 года назад

Probably not a lot of new material due to the pandemic.

@dovie2blue 3 года назад

We'll get a ton of pandemic jokes pretty soon

@Jistarii 3 года назад

@@mauboy1983 i would imagine because every idiotic state is not allowing people in clubs for "covid" BS. There is no new routines right now

@aprilsilvers381 3 года назад

I've never seen this so I'm loving it

@ContenidoNerdo 3 года назад

dry bar is GOLD - you find clean comedians really challenging themselves on clean comedy, top notch actually. I hear drybar all the time, great comedians.

@psijicassassin7166 2 месяца назад

Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.

@ladycraft54collection 3 года назад

He do a really great job with old man's impressions.

@SuperZytoon 2 года назад

Went to the bathroom and returned to a family of five at his table. I laughed so dang hard. He is wonderful.

@kharenyahn 3 года назад

I'm pretty impressed. I laughed several times hysterically. Great job.

@AnnnnnaQ 3 года назад

"FOOTIS HURTIS ALOTUS" I felt that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Heavenzvoice 2 года назад

This guy is insanely hilarious. They type of guy you blind date with and end up laughing all night . He would have me dying laughing. His humor makes him sexy.

@JoJo-hn9gl 3 года назад

Love this guy, I'm in the UK & had never heard of him. I always watch the new DryBar video & have come across so many new brilliant comedians. I then search YT for any channels or just other videos they may have. I fell lucky with Greg, although I can't find a channel for him, he has got a stand-up special on Prime. 🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧

@supercalifragilemystic9486 3 года назад

He had me floored! I had tears rolling down my face. I sympathize with the plantar fasciitis. Standing in the middle of the street while people look at you like you are special is REAL. Yes, that stupid song is in my head and I will never eat a fish sandwich again without giggling. I needed this today.

@sortathesame8701 3 года назад

Restaurants are in trouble! Yesterday hubby and I went out to eat and the first SEVEN restaurants had a note on their door saying they couldn't hire a second shift staff so they were going to be closing at 2pm for the foreseeable future!

@commonsense2680 3 года назад

Wow, this guy is hysterical! I rarely literally LOL but he's so clever and has great delivery, too funny!

@aleebea 2 года назад

I love watching a standup comedian, that has me laughing out loud instead of just smiles and chuckles.

@artglue2 3 года назад

Love his humor and presentation! Very handsome, too!

@cabins_canoes 3 года назад

“He’s a vagrant Muriel he just wants money” 😂

@WriterSeasonReason 3 года назад

Incredible comic. Need to see more of him!

@rolandwoltman7835 2 года назад

I want to buy a steak from him.

@dandavis4469 Год назад

Gotta love the briefest head shake in the world. ..clever unique and perfectly executed My wife and I try to repeat if at times - never quite succeeding

@MichaelLewisMusic 3 года назад

Okay, this guy was outrageously funny! We were in pain watching this one! Great job Greg!

@waynecaleb6803 3 года назад

@born2xlr8 yep f

@dyan785 3 года назад

YES!!

@WOLFGANG634 2 года назад

I didn’t think in my early twenties right before my birthday, that I’d have the pleasure of receiving an MRI, but if I had to describe my experience… I’d say he did a great job doing it.

@marciawhite692 3 года назад

Omg I'm laughing so hard,tears are running down my face

@estherhemming2314 8 месяцев назад

I have seen this special a few times, but I still think he is one of the top comedians there are.

@V13-u1c 9 месяцев назад

This guy is so funny!!! What a hoot... I needed some great laughter!

@anartmaker 3 года назад

He's funny and humble at the same time. We should see more of this fine comedian. I can relate to the shake of the head signal given by my girlfriends hubbies to me and i am a woman! lol...i am happy to be single and that is the path i chose to go in life and yet i still feel i have had a lot of fun with friends and family along the way...Good luck Greg and keep on making them smile!

@kathryngleason9197 2 года назад

No matter how bad things seem to be going for me . All I have to do is turn on dry comedy and before the first break I'm laughing my butt off. And I have to tell you I had forgotten how to laugh. I thought the fish sandwich song was going to make me die laughing. Right now I have tears in my eyes from thinking. About it . Thank you Dry Bar for bring back some laughter to my life.

@sachagilley2315 Год назад

You gotta listen to the lyrics, man, you're getting caught up in the beat!!!

@spideydew20 3 года назад

Never heard this guy before. He's hilarious!! ....oh, and I'm gonna start calling people "fruit wagon."

@LadyAxe13 3 года назад

I love how bitter he is about his age and how society bullies people like us for being single! (I am 47 and single, eating at restaurants alone too! Hahah!)

@prorobo 3 года назад

You're smoking hot. I'd go out with you. I'm an airline pilot so we could travel the world.

@ricatoni2 3 года назад

And plus I don't see where the profile name LadyAxe has anything to do with u being single ..lmao...😉🙃🤯😳..idk ladyfox..has a nice ring to it attracting guys curiosity..jus like..sayin..😂🤣😁😄😆😀

@ricatoni2 3 года назад

@@prorobo dating over 40 is like thrift store shopping!!??..lmfao...waaaaaahh!!waaaaaaaaaah!!..its true dammit!!🤣😂😅😆😅🤣😂

@SolaireofAstoraFH 3 года назад

You people are so thirsty ._.

@ricatoni2 3 года назад

@Tom Youngest does she need?? My address?? Er what??

@childoftheeternalking2041 3 года назад

One punchline after the other! I have watched this more than once. He is calmly hilarious 🤣

@papahansel3136 3 года назад

The Last joke made me laugh so stinking hard ! " They said CLEAR"

@jerrybiv1441 2 года назад

I LOVE how he explains the husband of Merial saying “AHHHHHH…Don’t listen to him, he just wants your money he’s nothin’ but a Vagrant!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@eddiezielinski651 3 года назад

Witty, clever, intelligent and very relatable. Loved it.

@davidz7915 9 месяцев назад

I was walking around the supermarket listening to this guy with my AirPods. The others shoppers thought I was crazy walking around laughing out loud, 😅

@AdamBurstein 3 года назад

If watched a LOT of Dry Bar Comedy and seen some amazing comics. This guy takes the cake! Truly hilarious! By the way, my grandson invented eggs. 😆

@rolandwoltman7835 2 года назад

Yeah... But did the chicken invent your grandson... While crossing the road?

@1StopFeelGood 9 месяцев назад

Outstanding 😊

@GBfanatic15 3 года назад

I think he's one of my favorites I've seen XD him playing stupid is hilarious XD

@sudwin7182 Год назад

I laughed so many times throughout this performance, but at the last joke about the frog I laughed so hard for such a long time. This guy is brilliant.

@orderedsteps4050 3 года назад

That running part had me, my son is 6'5 and plays soccer, one of the things he complain about in TRAINING is "running aimlessly" around the field, (he's a stricker) 😂😂😂😂😂

@dovie2blue 3 года назад

Striker

@orderedsteps4050 3 года назад

@@dovie2blue Centre forward.

@scottm4042 3 года назад

@@dovie2blue "What???"

@johnk.4310 3 года назад

Great routine and definitely funny as hell.

@nilesm1643 2 года назад

From cross country to MRIs he hit the nail on the head with every joke

@somebodyontheinternet1090 2 года назад

This was the best , my man had me laughing in my car on lunch like a psycho

@katandpapa 3 года назад

Greg Warren is hilarious! I'd love to attend one of his shows! Come to Houston Mr. Warren! BE SAFE, GOD BLESS!🇺🇲🙏❤

@Somebodysomewheresometime 2 года назад

He’s fantastic!!! Y’all always make my day better with your shows - ty for sharing

@michael-gs6kh 9 месяцев назад

Great talent, brilliant delivery, very funny!

@JaneyLuLue 3 года назад

Feels like I just laughed for 40 straight mins, what a great way to start my Sunday! I have seen Greg Warren's other stand up video and both are solid gold comedy! And clean to boot, that's hard to do nowadays. Good job Greg, I love you!!! 🤣😍😂🤩

@klindsayconner1497 3 года назад

I have watched this one video so many times and I still laugh every time.

@GiftsbyChosen 3 года назад

My 5th time. Today was a bad day, and I knew where to get my laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@natsarimthings3147 3 года назад

I love Greg Warren! Bring him back!

@maryamory1549 5 месяцев назад

I love Drybar. Great way to destress from this messed up world.

@katelily7619 3 года назад

One of my all-time favorite comics! His comedy style and attitude matches mine. Would love to run into him here in STL. Looking forward to the clubs re-opening.

@kittyp1569 3 года назад

9:00min: How to make patients feel at ease in an MRI! LMFAO

@peytonwright5346 Год назад

I'm screaming in laughter!!!! Greg, you are hilarious!! You've set the tone for my life!!! ❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

@paulredinger420 3 года назад

He's pretty good. It takes brains to be this funny without vulgarity

@danajohnson5773 2 года назад

This guy is hilarious!! I have laughed out loud so much that my face cheeks and tummy hurt!!😂😂❤❤

@josephohora1287 Год назад

😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤🎉

@jazzybooo 3 года назад

All I want for 🎄 is a 🐟 🥪

@ecosmith7852 3 года назад

FISH SANWICH!!!

@EweChewBrrr01 3 года назад

"Must have come from outside" "Yes, yes outside" "I know this 🐟 I've seen him outside all the time"

@timothyfloogle 3 года назад

I understood that reference!

@33flutterbykisses 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@earlhollar1906 3 года назад

@@EweChewBrrr01 that's Charlie, the starkist tuna spokes fish.

@tacotacotington3638 2 года назад

I love this set, have watched it countless times

@stevemuller3324 2 года назад

Same. :)

@tedereTSSK 2 года назад

A great laugh the second time round. Watch it again. You'll luvvit.

@deborahduthie4519 3 года назад

I have watched this video a few times now and the memory of the jokes, especially “All I Want For Christmas Is A Fish Sandwich”, it’s great. I Love it, it’s funny.

@ginamarie6977 Год назад

The fog and the frog were wonderfully funny. Not to mention "clear" ! Can't forget those two jokes!

@sghere 10 месяцев назад

OMG! The "Bro Code" head shake warning about the crazy date! 00:51 Been there, done that! 😂😂😂

@marybrandon2262 Год назад

We saw him a few weeks ago in St Louis. He is the best comedian I have ever seen. He had me rolling🤣

@elaineliddiard6406 2 года назад

I laughed and laughed and laughed. Totally relatable and highly entertaining.

@edbetsworth2772 3 года назад

LOL…I had that happen before; I was at a restaurant by myself and I went to the bathroom, I came back to find my half eaten meal gone and the booth being cleaned by the busboy. They thought I had left without paying. Got a new meal and got it free.