HOW TO GET PU$$Y

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@Loonfuzzy 5 лет назад

"You're gonna have to go outside" *_MISSION FAILED , WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME._*

@funnymeme1847 5 лет назад

This would be funny if I wasn’t so fucking white that I get a sunburn within 2 seconds

@namaco2201 5 лет назад

Hey what the fuck is that profile picture.

@draighholbrook7632 4 года назад

instructions unclear now in a loving relationship and going to be married in 3 months

@yourmomlmao6528 4 года назад

Congrats 🥰

@agusklanx205 4 года назад

Sucks

@noicegallagher4315 4 года назад

Abraham Lincoln yo bro thanks for freeing the slaves 🙏

@yourmomlmao6528 4 года назад

Noice Gallagher. don’t mention it brother

@engineergaming5336 3 года назад

@@yourmomlmao6528 the democrats are mad now because you freed them lol

@yeetospagheeto9389 5 лет назад

As a woman myself I can confirm this works 100%

@HarshRajAlwaysfree 5 лет назад

Are u a Minecraft wheat ? Cuz I want u in my chest !

@theworstmaid 5 лет назад

@@HarshRajAlwaysfree what the hell was that

@HarshRajAlwaysfree 5 лет назад

@@theworstmaid don't ask I hadn't slept in 2 days due to academic pressure

@HarshRajAlwaysfree 5 лет назад

@@ssnox5887 oh no u dont

@shirai2234 5 лет назад

@YeetoSpagheeto eey are u a cow? cus ima milk ya

@jaymii4057 4 года назад

I heard my dad shouting “subscribe to raccoon eggs” last night 😕

@yes-ld1qc 4 года назад

Jxmie R6 don’t worry nothing happened....

@nezzapiggaTT 4 года назад

I am your dad

@Palmiscianoleo 4 года назад

Cap

@Grimmmmmmmy 4 года назад

The virus is spreading

@spoodersaurus3337 3 года назад

Send proof

@thebirbsmansyt7539 5 лет назад

I sent this to my girlfriend and now I'm single

@tivrvii7334 5 лет назад

Dummdummdummmmm

@thebirbsmansyt7539 5 лет назад

Yeah I know

@m4ck456 5 лет назад

Hahahaha

@godofbones6628 5 лет назад

Damn

@birb3635 5 лет назад

She was not the one

@CallMeCarson 7 лет назад

I need to master-piece my life together and this tutorial should help get me started, thank you

@KingZombie40487 6 лет назад

CallMeCarson I know right

@sarahhendrey5075 6 лет назад

CallMeCarson I

@1Squidd 6 лет назад

Henry Clark same

@romanramirez3817 6 лет назад

You yBlonlvvllllliihhhhhiiiiiiiiihoyxxuuuuuyu

@romanramirez3817 6 лет назад

You

@christianlynch5507 6 лет назад

I tired this method. I have three restraining orders now.

@StaticTeeth 6 лет назад

Mississippi_Man1 XD

@birchberry9354 6 лет назад

oh look its depressed justin y with videos

@birchberry9354 6 лет назад

oops i mean video

@casenjones826 6 лет назад

Didn't try hard enough

@christianlynch5507 6 лет назад

Bars Skill: Tried harder, now I'm up to seven restraining orders.

@kakanda8074 4 года назад

I got a "how to flirt" ad on this video

@brookematthews8661 3 года назад

i got a durex ad

@sofie9186 6 лет назад

Another pickup line that works really well is 'Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.'

@kickasskookie2535 6 лет назад

Sofie or "are you a red stone torch because you extend my sticky piston."

@odin27k 6 лет назад

Kickasskookie I just spit my coffee everywhere

@manmanfun2 6 лет назад

Alexa.. can you melt obsidian and cast a sword??

@robin7170 6 лет назад

just fuck me already

@casketbutter 5 лет назад

Or 'Do you like math? Cause u=QTπ'

@awildfilingcabinet6239 5 лет назад

Jokes on you, I have a girlfriend! She... Uh... She goes to a different school

@undatedpeak1829 5 лет назад

A wild Filing cabinet sure

@keanuwheeze2556 4 года назад

Didn't know your hand could go to a different school

@sharp7289 4 года назад

@@keanuwheeze2556 lmao

@hayden_shonk536 4 года назад

...you’ll probably never meet her

@NbsCesar 4 года назад

mine is in daycare

@FatBelugaWhale 6 лет назад

Step 1 - Own a Raccoon

@ihavelysdexia178 6 лет назад

Step 3 give her rabies

@cforchicken8891 6 лет назад

Step 4 - Get more Raccoons with rabies

@casenjones826 6 лет назад

Step 5- Regret

@gorax8784 6 лет назад

Step 6- ???

@gorax8784 6 лет назад

Step 7- Profit

@Eshan480 3 года назад

This is the best pickup line “you like scooter boys”

@Da1X_Builds 5 лет назад

Instructions unclear... Completely surrounded by cats. Help...

@murica45acp85 5 лет назад

What do you mean u got fucking pussy my dude nice oh yeah yeah

@johnnyk8445 5 лет назад

XSpeedDraws fuck yea brother 😂

@theslimeassassin3287 5 лет назад

You got the maddest of pussy my guy, I just had a bunch of hamsters at my door

@fluffy3355 5 лет назад

*cat noises

@yeetospagheeto9389 5 лет назад

Shane Dawson

@Jessse-fy1se 5 лет назад

This is the first how to video I’ve come across that didn’t end up with a pile of dead raccoons.

@lifeofacinnamonroll7338 5 лет назад

Wait you weren't fucking a pile of dead raccoons? What did I do wrong

@aabfnrjkfnvrofnfnrpldcbrko9027 5 лет назад

Life Of A Cinnamon Roll Wait you were supposed to fuck dead raccoons? Oh fuck. I was fucking Bart with a six pack.

@dickheadmalone8651 5 лет назад

i like ur profile pic

@emily_ruth_nicole1890 5 лет назад

Me being a girl myself I consider this absolutely correct💯

@cashscovers4350 4 года назад

SterlingHawk 203 if you were a booger, I’d pick you first

@solrparodox7046 4 года назад

I have a razor scooter

@nyankitkat2048 4 года назад

SterlingHawk 203 if i were a simp, i would be simping right now

@prod.bastet630 4 года назад

Proving his point

@eakin21 4 года назад

Do you like to draw. Cause I like to put the d in raw

@sebastianvahl196 5 лет назад

2017 Me: Wow Racoon this will never work 2019 Me: Well shit... Thanks Racoon?

@Leo-qk9mk 4 года назад

you can't just say that and not share the 100% spectacular story of how you got a gf by stalking her for a month, come on man

@BIGDICKNICK9172 4 года назад

Raccoon* Yes I'm that kind of asshole

@bushsbakedbeans2348 17 дней назад

bro you gotta tell the tale of what happened

@soiyasuther4530 5 лет назад

Bro that pickup line minecraft shovel...😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@wolfofthesky7353 5 лет назад

Are you a redstone torch cuz you're extending my piston

@echanos5369 5 лет назад

@@wolfofthesky7353 wtf 🤣

@eric_2568 5 лет назад

Wolf Of the Sky I’m ur first sub just cause of that 😂😂

@soiyasuther4530 5 лет назад

Wolf Of the Sky LMAO 😍😂

@benjaminomahony5669 5 лет назад

@@wolfofthesky7353 smooth

@trentonwelch9506 5 лет назад

Step One: Be Shane Dawson Step Two: Own a cat Step Three: *S M A S H*

@deleted5876 5 лет назад

The cat

@OkOk-od6gk 4 года назад

Just no

@OkOk-od6gk 4 года назад

Lmao

@primus0348 4 года назад

Woah there boi...

@musetangolazorus1875 5 лет назад

Steps unclear... My bus got completely crushed and I forgot where I parked

@pennyguin187 5 лет назад

ur a call me kevin viewer too lol

@eeee-dk9ih 5 лет назад

Is this a call me Kevin reference?

@musetangolazorus1875 5 лет назад

Luminous Edge possibly

@chickenpanda4062 5 лет назад

@@musetangolazorus1875 More like Bore Ragnarok

@PismotHello 5 лет назад

ayyy callmekevin fan

@jakethebarcode Год назад

2:24 “Her favorite color” *shows the number 7* that’s definetly in my top 3 Racc jokes

@ryd9686 5 лет назад

if you can't get a girlfriend be someone else's girlfriend

@deltawave5180 4 года назад

trap time

@YeahToastGOD 4 года назад

I mean Shit if you're offering bruh

@funkywasit 4 года назад

b e t h e p u s s y

@famousfighter2310 4 года назад

How what if your a guy

@ryd9686 4 года назад

@@famousfighter2310read it 1 more time ;)

@milservinn 6 лет назад

Great, I'm banned from her house now

@m0dp1g21 5 лет назад

I'm banned from the daycare center

@Ben-ju5sv 6 лет назад

racooneggs predicted the ksi vs logan paul fight on August 25th

@blood3215 5 лет назад

Which vid man

@chrisbtw6896 5 лет назад

@@blood3215 wooosh

@craytonzaragoza3479 3 года назад

Callmecarson really took the daycare part seriously

@christianyoutubeian1323 6 лет назад

I will never betray my anime body pillows

@casketbutter 5 лет назад

What a loyal man.

@JP-mu5er 5 лет назад

You should be president

@coldaccount973 5 лет назад

And he never adventured OUTSIDE

@user-tk2vt9ti1d 5 лет назад

Your sheer will, and determination far exceeds my expectations

@drfrenchfrythe3rd 5 лет назад

My Scooby doo body pillow has always been there for me

@aaronmoody7404 5 лет назад

Wow this really helped me... In getting shot by the hot eight year old’s dad

@waffel6892 5 лет назад

uff

@orangejuice6901_ 4 года назад

He said not the daycare man...

@OGSynGaming 4 года назад

Lol oof try the bar next time or a high school gym

@kanoiisenju3481 4 года назад

WOAH HEY WAYMENT

@guccmann 4 года назад

fbi open up

@nothing6824 5 лет назад

No joke as he was saying to stalk her I got an amber alert on my phone

@Dr1ppy._.G0bl1n_23 5 лет назад

FBI OPEN UP

@kiure7771 5 лет назад

Prove it lmao

@SeanPerkins05 5 лет назад

LMAO

@pearce69 4 года назад

Wow still hasn’t been patched as of august 2020

@salacube9215 6 лет назад

Instructions unclear 2 obese and blind and deaf women are currently fighting over my pressure washer

@I_forgot_something_ 5 лет назад

In what world do people think of stuff like this?? 🤣🤣

@javy6971 6 лет назад

Step one: *DELETE FORTNITE*

@tossicv2895 6 лет назад

Yes fortnite trash

@EvilXelaaa 5 лет назад

This comment is underrated

@gil5998 5 лет назад

tossic aye Twins I had this picture for a long time now R6S is the best!

@osat 5 лет назад

@@gil5998 minecraft is the best game ever

@andenfighter0078 5 лет назад

@@osat roblox

@onszik 5 лет назад

Thanks racoon, i used to be an incel, but now i'm super chad

@tantonx_l 4 года назад

"it doesn't matter if your fat or gay" yes I'm finally accepted by the man's of a handz

@Mountain_Dew_God 5 лет назад

RaccoonEggs: "it's time to go outside" Me: (screeching) "NEVER"

@datnigga4613 3 года назад

MLG tryhards be like

@drewtam3rius665 3 года назад

lol same

@glacialguy5889 6 лет назад

‘Hey, what’s the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini.’ **nuts**

@I_forgot_something_ 5 лет назад

FungalBoi999 ** THE HECK??? 😂😂😂

@orbzi1712 5 лет назад

im fucking dead bro made my day besides the vid XD

@vibingaustin5049 5 лет назад

**yawns** already heard it

@vibingaustin5049 5 лет назад

@@okwow2511 you play xbox dont ya?

@okwow2511 5 лет назад

@@vibingaustin5049 Well i have a xbox one

@thotslayer3214 6 лет назад

Damm....thought i was going to learn how to get my own cat..

@noxz_000 5 лет назад

Yeah

@noxz_000 5 лет назад

*cough* JOKE

@scrap5051 4 года назад

Instructions not clear, instantly got cancer when I stepped out of the door

@yenu 7 лет назад

What is the so called "outside?" I heard it was marvelous.

@justluke9196 7 лет назад

Jonathan K. No it's hot and burns.

@koldenschlotter8447 7 лет назад

Jonathan K. if 5

@djaxexe6332 6 лет назад

It isn't 4k though so I'd recommend staying inside

@secretchiley 6 лет назад

I just tthought outside was DLC to GTA V

@gavinhbomb3292 6 лет назад

It’s the OUTERNET

@ye6942 7 лет назад

I love the touch of a man

@notewan2935 7 лет назад

who doesnt

@sever8016 7 лет назад

same

@fobie7913 7 лет назад

The Narrator that's hot

@hitmarkerz9265 7 лет назад

;)

@marcmorgan2217 7 лет назад

lmao

@batmanlikespizza2541 5 лет назад

I showed this to my mother.

@joebutnick1437 5 лет назад

batman likes pizza did she get pussy?

@xxlilraedexx8252 5 лет назад

Same bro

@phonziefps4330 4 года назад

Love how this mans humor was in 2020 in 2016

@2Pixelated 5 лет назад

Thank you for this Information! My 5 year prison sentence starts in a couple of days!

@SqueezyBoy 4 года назад

2Pixelated well then

@knules 4 года назад

2Pixelated 69 likes

@appl7781 4 года назад

Only five? Lucky. I got fifteen. But it was so worth it

@BlueMooshroom 5 лет назад

This worked! Thanks RaccoonEggs!

@goosewithknife2997 5 лет назад

Best pickup line is this: Me: hey whats up gurl spell ME Her: M-E Me yoh forgot the d Her: theirs no d in me Me: not yet

@redd1623 5 лет назад

Hell yeah

@nickgundel7229 5 лет назад

TheLazerTurtle yea but the there turned off by the misuse of there

@blavatskiii 5 лет назад

That's also old and a lot of people used it already

@tomw3886 5 лет назад

My favorite one well for texting primarially is u say something like E6 then when they respond confused you say sorry i thought this was a vending machine i was just looking for a snack

@reedman0780 5 лет назад

also in dates me:Hey ready for the ate? her:ate? wheres the D? me:dont worry, you'll get the D later

@dxrki3166 5 лет назад

I forgot to enter the give away I was almost there and she said "but you didn't enter the raccooneggs giveaway" and she declined

@pasta5677 6 лет назад

my cat was sitting down with me while watching this vid

@orbzi1712 5 лет назад

nice

@pythor2607 5 лет назад

3:09 when you predict the logan vs ksi fight

@iamwildpig4425 5 лет назад

Wym

@allanplanty6628 5 лет назад

@paraliez7346 5 лет назад

August 25th is when the fight was

@cupofjoe3162 6 лет назад

If you cleaned up the steps it's actually solid advice

@marshenne237 6 лет назад

How tf you clean up “stalk her for a month”

@MyMoosetache 6 лет назад

Madeline Henne stalk her for a week

@stefanm.734 6 лет назад

Yep, just put "do not" before every statement in the video.

@casketbutter 5 лет назад

If a guy came up to me wearing crocs trying to get my number, they're getting kicked in the crotch.

@fivehead3736 5 лет назад

I want to like this comment but I want it to stay at 69

@loganbritton6509 5 лет назад

Bruh i have PTSD from a girl hugging me.

@ventur9025 7 лет назад

Outside u say? Lol I'll stick with anime girls

@StealthyPaladin 6 лет назад

I'm with you on this one

@blantickal3269 6 лет назад

Same

@oppressormk2op547 6 лет назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ykhfCytxyV0.html

@blantickal3269 6 лет назад

Mac Dolans oh hell yeah man

@thehairylarry 6 лет назад

Don't blame you

@sirskeng6611 5 лет назад

2 simple steps 1. Uninstall fortnite 2. Install Minecraft Edit: holy fuck I came back and found 3.1k likes lmao. Thanks lads

@mikeythemcdonaldsemployee2504 5 лет назад

ThiccBoi YES!!!

@AtlAhuizotl 5 лет назад

He stole the fortnite joke

@saab35drakenenjoyer62 5 лет назад

Oxy_Toxic Egg who gives a flying fuck

@elestorm9494 5 лет назад

Make her more drenched than texas when hurricane harvey hit

@AtlAhuizotl 5 лет назад

ROACHFEETUZ 42069666 Your obese sister

@jackbannister3705 5 лет назад

Well I'm watching this with my girlfriend, can confirm, Bertha here is a real looker

@robofalcon1143 5 лет назад

I just gave you your 69th like your welcome

@diornodiovanna1151 4 года назад

Funnily enough I got an ad for flirting classes before the vid

@ajmetoo3274 5 лет назад

RU-vid: *Reads title* time to get this guy demonetized for good haha. (Puts cat in thumbnail) RU-vid: oh.

@iamvenum7625 5 лет назад

Lol

@SilentGhost_X 4 года назад

Yes

@katienoor1988 6 лет назад

What if you are a woman

@AntiPacifist1 5 лет назад

Do the steps in reverse and problem solved

@casketbutter 5 лет назад

then we have a get out of virgin free card.

@guxw2290 5 лет назад

Then get back to the fucking kitchen

@albinorino3006 5 лет назад

Katie Noor than why the fuck are you on this vid

@heylosersaykidbackwards9021 5 лет назад

Either convert to lesbianism or go hug your mom

@mp4370506 6 лет назад

Omfg it actually worked thx racoon eggs👍

@spoof_7275 3 года назад

Instructions unclear I now have a restraining order and 288 hours of community service

@leyonnagoerler9021 6 лет назад

Yea, fbi, this is the post

@OrcoYT 5 лет назад

Raccoon I believe I have a faster way that I wish to share: Step 1: walk up to her and start a conversation. Step 2: the conversation must go like this: You: “say no homo” Chick: “no homo” You: “pull down your pants”

@Sensei_Norkul 5 лет назад

Damn

@Jmoney_swag 5 лет назад

“A CallMeCarson bowl cut” 😂😂😂

@goodboy3733 3 года назад

this aged nicely

@Im_a_tornado_44 3 года назад

@@goodboy3733 no it doesn't

@Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 года назад

@@Im_a_tornado_44 yes it did.

@youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602 3 года назад

“You know what that means, it’s time to venture OUTSIDE” 😂

@alphatoomega7949 5 лет назад

I thought this was a video how to get a free cat! I really feel disappointed.....

@redacted927 4 года назад

check the description :)

@christothebest9731 3 года назад

Me 2 :(

@RyZe681 6 лет назад

I love the touch of a raccoon

@Nitroo 7 лет назад

That Raccoon i cute asf :o

@benny6675 6 лет назад

Nitro all raccoons are cute

@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 5 лет назад

@@benny6675 how come my gf can't handle my raccoon.

@gavincleveland6057 5 лет назад

I couldn't stop laughing through the entire vid lol

@lukemattson3720 4 года назад

Same

@kacey_byten 5 лет назад

As a woman, it’s shocking how much of this would work on me

@thisisyoutubesnoose2354 4 года назад

Are you a Minecraft fence cuz I'm digging you FUCK Sorry I meant to say are u Minecraft dirt block cuz I can't get over you GODDAMN IT You get the point

@sqeeter 6 лет назад

Very helpful, but I think I missed a step. I'm still a virgin

@anirudhamalraj7836 6 лет назад

Quality humour made cry bile from my tear ducts

@devilspygaming4493 4 года назад

Racoonegg: my channel is tiny Me: looks at subscriber 2.4 million

@TIGERonXbox 7 лет назад

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

@mrtobiaslooperz6464 6 лет назад

ok ill tell ur mom to not do chicken for dinner

@kelticnord9875 6 лет назад

Winner winner raccoon dinner

@ballino3936 5 лет назад

This glitch has not been patched it is still working. Guaranteed to work, it has worked with me. Good👏Luck👍

@Xpert.Doge. 5 лет назад

I know it’s 2019 but is the giveaway still going on

@xxjokerxxwr_playz2153 5 лет назад

Idk

@tivrvii7334 5 лет назад

Yes

@astrocoke7723 4 года назад

Whats funny was tht i tried this and it actually worked and me and my girl have been together ever since. So thx rac you amazing bastard

@TommyRou 5 лет назад

1:01 ur gonna have to venture *OUTSIDE* !!!😂😂😂

@codygardner3694 5 лет назад

3:10 I WAS BORN ON AUGUST 25

@zed9158 7 лет назад

I tried this on my mom didn't work. Anymore tips?

@Zack-ko9wu 6 лет назад

Kade Warner yeah try it when she is asleep and bring some drugs also xD

@fxzionz3823 6 лет назад

Yea give me her number

@BizarreStorm 4 года назад

I got an ad for a social experiment That is a way to loose some KITTY KAT!

@riverh6998 5 лет назад

I can just imagine someone actually following these steps lol

@libertymovementwellness8572 3 года назад

Dumb fuck dont u understand

@omeiga 3 года назад

@@libertymovementwellness8572 dumbshit you can’t take a joke

@ffsax3l182 5 лет назад

1:41 Dude on the top left really made a Josuke haircut 😭

@nuketwins4040 6 лет назад

Hey racooneggs. You got a loved one? It will make this video more believable

@casketbutter 5 лет назад

Hey, NukeTwins, do you have 2 identical nukes? It would make your name more believable. And a loved one isn't the same as a significant other. A loved one can be family or even friends.

@AnotherDudeNamedChris 3 года назад

CallMeCarson in 2021 2:03

@wektftw 5 лет назад

Everything on your channel is inside jokes with my friends lmao

@c-rexchristian5298 5 лет назад

1:41 the one on the top left reminds me of johny bravo

@bigxentertainment6327 5 лет назад

C-rex Christian exactly

@jetplanes1037 5 лет назад

yes

@caseyl563 5 лет назад

Step 69 Realize it's a trap

@StaticTeeth 5 лет назад

That would be awesome

@caseyl563 5 лет назад

...

@gotcan-celled9970 4 года назад

Is it just me or are the funniest parts of these kinds of videos that he makes, are the random videos of raccoons doing the wierdest stuff for example, when he said step 4 and it was the raccoon stalking the ball