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How To Get Ready For A Metal Show 

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@jakobvause233
@jakobvause233 5 лет назад
I'm still a bit shocked on how many shirts Chris has
@matz1011
@matz1011 5 лет назад
But only one denim
@thrashvictim6591
@thrashvictim6591 5 лет назад
I think I got past 80 already
@jakefr0mst8farm8
@jakefr0mst8farm8 5 лет назад
Im still jealous of all of them
@invictus9915
@invictus9915 5 лет назад
I'm more surprised with how neatly they are folded. As if he actually wash them. XD
@jaciafoote5831
@jaciafoote5831 5 лет назад
That's just like my boyfriend! He has like 50 shirts or more and I have 15 hahaha
@tyranids4ever
@tyranids4ever 5 лет назад
Incredibly inaccurate. I've always just woken up in the parking lot of the venue.
@slendergainz
@slendergainz 5 лет назад
hi lois
@treygc3291
@treygc3291 5 лет назад
You have a Penn Jillette pfp, and your name is "God". You, are legally hilarious.
@mikeimmonen6619
@mikeimmonen6619 5 лет назад
I usually wake up in a dumpster
@thebeardedhamster1195
@thebeardedhamster1195 5 лет назад
Thanks God
@samcree3051
@samcree3051 Год назад
You wake up in the carpark? I wake up in the middle of the mosh pit
@ArmoredGamingZ
@ArmoredGamingZ 5 лет назад
This entire vid is just one big flex for Chris’ wardrobe
@Young_BZ
@Young_BZ 5 лет назад
You were never ready for the show because you left your battle jacket.
@samueljoseph777
@samueljoseph777 5 лет назад
Making a hole on your beer can with your bullet belt is the most metal thing I've seen so far. Haha. Great video Jhofffilms. 🤘🐼🐼
@kevinrodriguez9701
@kevinrodriguez9701 5 лет назад
All this time, and I’ve never thought about doing that with my bullet belt 🤦‍♂️
@gothicspaghetti
@gothicspaghetti 5 лет назад
Gonna get a bullet belt just to do that
@superfunkraptank8893
@superfunkraptank8893 4 года назад
666 likes
@fngoodmusic78
@fngoodmusic78 5 лет назад
Fun fact, for concerts in the US we use an AR-15 in place of that hockey stick
@bladeofwar
@bladeofwar 5 лет назад
It's a clearing stick dude
@michaelhall3321
@michaelhall3321 5 лет назад
Trailer park boys inspired
@ManicallyMetal
@ManicallyMetal 4 года назад
Replace concerts with schools and you’re accurate
@TheOnlyHollywood1
@TheOnlyHollywood1 4 года назад
I thought it was an AK-47. Call yourself American and you don't even use an AK-47
@TheOnlyHollywood1
@TheOnlyHollywood1 4 года назад
@Hyldýpið I retract my statement
@shrimpbunt
@shrimpbunt 5 лет назад
How have you slammed a million beers and managed to lose weight dude??
@thegovermentstolemybaby7631
@thegovermentstolemybaby7631 5 лет назад
Hes just thrash like that
@jeffreycervantes3609
@jeffreycervantes3609 5 лет назад
Moshing
@IrateWizrd
@IrateWizrd 5 лет назад
Only slam beers for shows
@xraftler515
@xraftler515 5 лет назад
He's just so fucking thrash
@kevinrodriguez9701
@kevinrodriguez9701 5 лет назад
Seasons in the pit 🤘
@TheBlyzzrd
@TheBlyzzrd 5 лет назад
So this video is going up on the same day I'm seeing Cannabis Corpse in Philly tonight
@wheelchair1410
@wheelchair1410 5 лет назад
Lucky bastard. I would've killed somebody granted they would come to Poland any time soon
@martingeorgiev999
@martingeorgiev999 5 лет назад
me Slayer in Bulgaria
@Lost602_
@Lost602_ 5 лет назад
@@martingeorgiev999 I wish they come to Istanbul but naah
@djobe420
@djobe420 5 лет назад
Saw them Saturday and got kicked out for smoking weed
@buffalowick8003
@buffalowick8003 5 лет назад
@@djobe420 yep
@pinemarten7509
@pinemarten7509 5 лет назад
2:55 It's confirmed Jesus is a metalhead
@metalbilly5121
@metalbilly5121 3 года назад
Always has been
@anotherbigfootwithinternet2147
@anotherbigfootwithinternet2147 3 года назад
Layne Staley is a singing god.
@dragonblazer96
@dragonblazer96 5 лет назад
"Show's going to be on in 6 hours! Gotta get there!" Literally me...
@kevinpiacente3456
@kevinpiacente3456 4 года назад
Me as well. I'm usually there 6-7 hours before the show
@1604meds
@1604meds 5 лет назад
“Why would I ruin the mosh pit smell”... never have truer words been spoken.
@ephraimsb2277
@ephraimsb2277 4 года назад
being a minor metalhead is tough, no beer and hardly any all ages shows
@mike285
@mike285 3 года назад
Same dawg, 14, and wanting beer everyday
@collectiveleak
@collectiveleak 3 года назад
Sneak in dude, been doing that shit since 16
@mike285
@mike285 3 года назад
@@collectiveleak teach me the ways
@HadesTheSecondGR
@HadesTheSecondGR 2 года назад
Just come to the balkans we start drinking at 15 and get alcohol problems at 16
@месецх
@месецх 2 года назад
@@HadesTheSecondGR literally.
@czarnadziura6160
@czarnadziura6160 5 лет назад
2:54 Mission: don't be gay Difficulty: C H R I S T H R A S H E R
@KodaKya77
@KodaKya77 5 лет назад
On behalf of myself and the other metal chicks in the audience: 2:54 - God *damn*
@sullivanknoth6430
@sullivanknoth6430 5 лет назад
plus the one gay metalhead you'd never know was gay ;)
@xmaryHXCx
@xmaryHXCx 4 года назад
Thanks sis
@axzelvonzeherzaroychelx8338
@axzelvonzeherzaroychelx8338 3 года назад
I am more like. Hmm.. Wtf. Uhh nice if he joins the moshpit. 🤘
@FamilyGuyRoks6
@FamilyGuyRoks6 4 года назад
chris: has like 300 band t-shirts also chris: wears the same 4 or 5 shirts in every video 🤘🏻😝🤘🏻
@aussierooroo3017
@aussierooroo3017 5 лет назад
When there is a school shooting Normal people: that’s really sad The media: it’s heavy metals fault
@shatteredglassfonsi1030
@shatteredglassfonsi1030 5 лет назад
It sucks that they put the blame on heavy metal
@AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar
@AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar 5 лет назад
@@shatteredglassfonsi1030 they blame a lot of things tho
@shatteredglassfonsi1030
@shatteredglassfonsi1030 5 лет назад
@@AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar Proof that society today is stupid
@billfrenchdude7733
@billfrenchdude7733 5 лет назад
So sad but truuuuuuue !!!
@AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar
@AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar 5 лет назад
@@shatteredglassfonsi1030 yeah I feel pretty stupid. At least I'm not Linda Sarosaur
@saucy7852
@saucy7852 5 лет назад
This is a good tutorial on my first metal show, cheers 👌🏻
@deathmetaldalton6766
@deathmetaldalton6766 5 лет назад
Damn chris, really proud of you for all the weight loss! Lookin good mate🤘🤘🤘
@dumpslivers
@dumpslivers 5 лет назад
I love the trailer park boys references
@frankangelsolis
@frankangelsolis 5 лет назад
Deadly Headshot90 cleaning the table with they hockey stick was absolutely gold right? FRIG OFF!
@whitetail7085
@whitetail7085 5 лет назад
I’m to poor for metal shows
@sunshine-zp4uq
@sunshine-zp4uq 5 лет назад
Same but here I am watching this
@l0stnam312
@l0stnam312 5 лет назад
Big bands are so expensive, but there's always underground stuff which go for $10 or less. But the problem is their so hard to find :(
@mailthedragon
@mailthedragon 5 лет назад
There should be local bands playing for a lot cheaper. The crowd is generally more fun too.
@junerose0814
@junerose0814 5 лет назад
Not sure if there are many metalheads into punk, but punk shows are pretty sick too and you can come across free shows or shows where they're cool with donations for like gas and food...the musician's struggle :(
@CDTucker336
@CDTucker336 5 лет назад
It's hard for me to find metalheads that will go with me to shows.
@TheDarkMessiah
@TheDarkMessiah 5 лет назад
...that's not the hair tutorial video we were promised.
@gman0047
@gman0047 4 года назад
1:57 that metal shirt collection is bigger than my future
@poserdisposer6460
@poserdisposer6460 4 года назад
I’m honestly ecstatic for this video, because I wholeheartedly believe the only way to prepare for a show is to get buzzed on Lemmys and blast the discographies of the bands playing.
@bekahn.4762
@bekahn.4762 5 лет назад
Great, finally an experienced professional Canadian guide
@markfrancis1210
@markfrancis1210 5 лет назад
Hey dude Here's some of my favorite bands Black Sabbath Exodous Testament Candlemass Overkill Slayer Merciful fate Lazz rockit Megadeth Anthrax Old metallica
@Punkwashed_Bleach
@Punkwashed_Bleach 5 лет назад
1:55 - 2:35 The struggle of not knowing which band shirt to wear
@magicsteve5523
@magicsteve5523 5 лет назад
Every video with Chris is pure gold
@Axxa3095
@Axxa3095 5 лет назад
I think I know how to get ready for a metal show when I watch the best RU-vid channel ever....... Vevo
@missshooks
@missshooks 5 лет назад
Dang, that was a nice view. Looking good dude.
@Dark_Angel07
@Dark_Angel07 5 лет назад
The "show starts in 6 hours" part is definitely me before every concert. By the way I'm jealous of his hair, it's so gorgeous.
@talisburton7805
@talisburton7805 5 лет назад
About to see my first death metal band next week and definitely going to use this tutorial.
@justinmatheson9198
@justinmatheson9198 4 года назад
The whole piss break scene cracked me up lmao. Can't tell you how many times I've felt like that with beer bladder.
@xraftler515
@xraftler515 5 лет назад
Amazing as always! Keep up the great work Jhofffilms! 🤘🔥
@gasolinekiss
@gasolinekiss 5 лет назад
I appreciate the use of the clearing stick in this video
@sylversquirrel4703
@sylversquirrel4703 5 лет назад
"I should probably get some like, healthy food in me before I get to the show." "Oh, perfect! Plant-based beer." Best diet 2019
@lancegriego9247
@lancegriego9247 5 лет назад
Damn Chris is actually in pretty good shape💪 your fucking awesome btw, love your vids
@anthonythomas8996
@anthonythomas8996 4 года назад
Man thanks alot I started listening to Exodus because of you and I love it
@aliciaaraya929
@aliciaaraya929 5 лет назад
Love all your videos man always make my day Chris is too hot 😍😍😍🤘🏾
@fhdrummer8739
@fhdrummer8739 5 лет назад
I know right?! 😍😍
@DomiTenebris
@DomiTenebris 5 лет назад
the fangirl is the person following him all day 😂😂😂
@fohgil
@fohgil 5 лет назад
Thanks for Phantom Witch, got them in my playlists for quite a time now and they always put that thrashy shit eating grin on my face when they come up.
@euancamz3740
@euancamz3740 2 месяца назад
I rewatch all these about every week
@moviemakerclips4246
@moviemakerclips4246 5 лет назад
The ”it starts in 6 hours” part was so true😂
@jackattack7940
@jackattack7940 5 лет назад
That metal curb your enthusiasm at the end was brilliant.
@zackovalltrades760
@zackovalltrades760 4 года назад
4:23 this is the most metal thing I've ever seen 🤘
@JJ_957
@JJ_957 5 лет назад
0:41 Chris practicing for his drone metal band
@megadethfan500
@megadethfan500 5 лет назад
Karpizzle could off used this before he got lost in eternity at the sabaton concert Edit:holy shit this is the third time in a row I got the most liked comment in there video
@perohlindead08
@perohlindead08 5 лет назад
@Joe Swanson I get the joke from burzum war
@samtaulli8504
@samtaulli8504 5 лет назад
Joe Swanson this is war huh wow
@jimmygray4525
@jimmygray4525 5 лет назад
My first metal festival of the bands I will be looking forward to seeing in the future are Children of bodom, Obituary and Goatwhore.
@sullivanknoth6430
@sullivanknoth6430 5 лет назад
such neatly folded shirts.....how METAL! LOL!!!
@deathislife3545
@deathislife3545 5 лет назад
Going Trailer Park Boys with that hockey stick LOL.
@MorbidMindedManiac
@MorbidMindedManiac 5 лет назад
That metal curb your enthusiasm made my day
@meganmilner5090
@meganmilner5090 5 лет назад
Piercing the can with the bullet belt and that eyebrow raise was smooth as fuck.
@linz_ripped_gutz
@linz_ripped_gutz 5 лет назад
good thing this video got posted because my dad and i are seeing slayer in november
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 5 лет назад
Ticket on sale tomorrow for the nov leg, which show tho?
@linz_ripped_gutz
@linz_ripped_gutz 5 лет назад
@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS taxslayer center
@vincegedeon6583
@vincegedeon6583 3 года назад
Gotta wake n bake that's necessity for anything and everything🤘😤🤘
@noahperez185
@noahperez185 5 лет назад
Love that ending, “curve your enthusiasm” guitar version
@joseywales754
@joseywales754 5 лет назад
clearing shit off with the hockey stick 😂🤘.. reminds me of trailer park boys. Hell yeah bro
@fatherhendrix2899
@fatherhendrix2899 5 лет назад
Fuckin love it keep up with the fuckin badass content, the hockey stick shit like Ricky gets me😂😂😂
@FloridianMetalhead420
@FloridianMetalhead420 2 года назад
And I thought my metal shirt collection was that large, nice amount there 🤘🤘
@DemonKitty666_
@DemonKitty666_ 3 года назад
This is helping me with my prep for bullet for my valentine in Cardiff November 7th 2021
@revolution_is_my_name8981
@revolution_is_my_name8981 4 года назад
This video singlehandedly introduced me to Cannabis Corpse. I’m a fan.
@Infinity364
@Infinity364 5 лет назад
Plant-based beer: The best way to prep your lungs for yelling "SLAYERRRRR" louder than anyone else at the Cannabis Corpse show.
@terrorsathan605
@terrorsathan605 5 лет назад
Chris=Thrash Lord
@Hikaeme-od3zq
@Hikaeme-od3zq 5 лет назад
Another video full of punchlines, you guys never disappoint me hahaha
@collt091
@collt091 3 года назад
I’m SO jealous of your shirt collection
@superaveragebros.9390
@superaveragebros.9390 3 года назад
either this or one of the metalhead advice videos was the first video by you that i watched in summer of 2019.
@MrGrimlocke
@MrGrimlocke 5 лет назад
that curb your enthusiasm cover was cool
@johnmcduck3501
@johnmcduck3501 5 лет назад
I needed that way too much! Slayer are coming in 18 hours in Athens and I can't sleep...yayy(?)
@aspeck1915
@aspeck1915 5 лет назад
Best birthday gift ever, an upload from y'all:) thank you guys
@Maggotz4bra1nz
@Maggotz4bra1nz 4 года назад
The hockey stick really adds to the effect
@necrogodmachine
@necrogodmachine 3 года назад
This channel got me into Phantom Witch
@christinevanderheiden3151
@christinevanderheiden3151 5 лет назад
I'm in love with the fact you're carrying a hockey stick for no reason. I think it's funny because some how I understand it? If that makes sense? Lol
@ruin-skylers-life-prank2666
@ruin-skylers-life-prank2666 4 года назад
always inspired to buy more metal clothes after watching
@MokshDhawan
@MokshDhawan 4 года назад
Watching this in 2020. Hits hard man.
@eviedevi.
@eviedevi. 5 лет назад
Is Karpizzle still at that Sabaton concert?
@philipg.05
@philipg.05 5 лет назад
My vest has a beer opener 😂🤘🏻
@darthultor6365
@darthultor6365 5 лет назад
Nice i got one on my key chain always ready for a bear
@larrybanks2403
@larrybanks2403 5 лет назад
The way that banana hit the wall 😂😂
@varuniyer4065
@varuniyer4065 5 лет назад
Saw phantom witch last week. Killer band.
@banaanionmauste1701
@banaanionmauste1701 5 лет назад
Seeing metallica in 5 days! Thanks
@conversionspartan
@conversionspartan 5 лет назад
Estonia?
@Albocs
@Albocs 5 лет назад
siellä nähää saaatna
@shrimpbunt
@shrimpbunt 5 лет назад
Sorry to hear that.
@maijapie2441
@maijapie2441 5 лет назад
@@shrimpbunt hahahahaha
@yourfavoritenflreferee7314
@yourfavoritenflreferee7314 5 лет назад
Going to a rock concert I see
@legat_anonus4378
@legat_anonus4378 3 года назад
Hellyeah, beer shotgun is brutal🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
@varzat6416
@varzat6416 5 лет назад
Excactly what i neede right before my firt metal show
@prestonmalloy6963
@prestonmalloy6963 5 лет назад
Same
@varzat6416
@varzat6416 4 года назад
Arlen Wright 11 months late
@philipg.05
@philipg.05 5 лет назад
Im seeing slayer tomorrow, the best video upload for me
@freya7901
@freya7901 5 лет назад
Thanks, mate. Now I know how to prepare for future concerts!😂
@kraten8560
@kraten8560 5 лет назад
chris is getting swolleeeeee boysss
@cvija8803
@cvija8803 4 года назад
1:06 that is officially the most thrash thing I've seen
@purpantinn
@purpantinn 5 лет назад
The first time I was in a pit I got thrown like the bananas at 3:30 4:10
@Kris.39
@Kris.39 5 лет назад
Last month i was in my first pit as a 15 yr old boy, I had fallen almost on the ground ones but someone lifted me directually up. But i wasn't Thrown arround like the bananas at 3:30 and 4:10. So I probably did something wrong🤔🐣
@purpantinn
@purpantinn 5 лет назад
@@Kris.39 when I say first time I say 13 years old at a lamb of God concert weighing around 120 pounds so yeah ....
@poserdisposer6460
@poserdisposer6460 4 года назад
“I gotta get to the venue quick!” Pisses for a minute straight.
@eddiethehead8797
@eddiethehead8797 5 лет назад
Slayer is playing on Saturday so this is my guide . 1.Beer , 2.More beer , 3.Vest , 4.Bullet Belt and finally more Beer
@deathinsidemybody2719
@deathinsidemybody2719 4 года назад
That moment when he grabbed the beer out of the shower. I felt that
@Dumbnickname
@Dumbnickname 2 месяца назад
the hard life of a wild metalhead
@upliftmofo
@upliftmofo 5 лет назад
Love Cannabis Corpse! Best progressiv technical glammetal out there! GLAM!
@maya_the_bee9294
@maya_the_bee9294 2 года назад
If anyones wondering, the song in the background is called “Death As We Know It” by Phantom Witch
@CarnoProductions
@CarnoProductions 5 лет назад
That moment when you forgot you're wallet at home 5:10
@stiliyo37
@stiliyo37 5 лет назад
damn , why i didn't see this before the slayer show yesterday ... eh , whatever , it was fucking amazing
@theohopfner2334
@theohopfner2334 5 лет назад
Opening a beer with your bullet belt is actually really creative
@vane460
@vane460 5 лет назад
I literally just saw slayer for the first time yesterday.. ty chris
@kilaliam671
@kilaliam671 5 лет назад
Three fuckin curb your enthusiasm theme at the end is great
@thedevilofmetal5335
@thedevilofmetal5335 5 лет назад
Metal drummers just clip straight through the shower and into the drum throne to save time
@iggiemourning3116
@iggiemourning3116 5 лет назад
I’ve been opening beer wrong. Note to self- need bullet belt to shotgun the brews
@brutalnecrodude6667
@brutalnecrodude6667 5 лет назад
I got everything except for the belt, I’ll be ready for the pit soon
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 5 лет назад
hell yeah, I bet Dave Mustaine sells them for $15!!
@zelda9217
@zelda9217 4 года назад
I enjoy this channel . his accent . everything . i dont particulary enjoy the pre alcholism and how people conceieve that as the norm for metalheads
@einmalloweimmerlowe1951
@einmalloweimmerlowe1951 4 года назад
I fucking love that "belt"
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