How to Goose 2: Rise of the Goose 

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Boy: *Tries to take football.* Goose: Don't ever come near me or my son again.

Joking aside: I would totally watch a father/son comedy about a mischievous goose dad teaching his son (voiced by Ryan Gosling) how to be the biggest asshole of the birb world.

He had a perfect life. The goose had a family, and so much more. He never thought it could go wrong. But he saw his love taken away, by a rival. He walked around, depressed. Even the townspeople were nowhere to be seen. The goose's sadness turned into anger, hatred, and pure primal chaos, what was natural for the goose anyways. And then, the goose found a way to escape his mortal coil, go far beyond just this small town, to find cities, far away lands... The goose lost his sympathy, if he had any. He drowned the child, and killed them all, one by one. He spared the burly man only to send a final goodbye. Then, with his newfound power, he flew into the air and down, outside the town. Travelling far, far away. Nothing could stop him, for we are all doomed. Remember. If you see a goose, don't play with it, don't approach it, don't even look at it. Because for the geese, peace was never an option.

I feel bad for baby honk. He didn’t do anything wrong, and now he’s left alone to wander a almost empty world with nothing but a bald dude and his own mind. No mummy. no daddy. All alone.

when you're going to a picnic and something is definitely wrong 0:01

14:57 Therapist: The T-Pose goose doesn't exist, he can't hurt you The T-Pose goose:

Original End:Steal bell Now: GLITCH GLITCH

Did anyone notice that he was lining the harmonica up with the backround music?

Legend says... that little goose still didn't get his present from dad.

1:47 no, Ron.

Next up: How to goose 3: the hjonkaning

Imagine this is just the trailer for How to Goose: Infinity War.

How to Goose 3: The Ascension of Goosing

I say a second sequel is needed, perhaps, “How To Goose - Return Of The Goose” in which he decides to, after destroying most of this mortal world, (but leaving this small town as an example, he has proven his wife that he is all knowing, and has proved to his rival that he could kill them all with a snap of his basket) he decides to return back to his home, for one last goodbye before he descends into the “Master Realm”. When returning he is met by a grieving burly man, and no remnants of his son, it had been such a long time, it seemed his son had died of old age a long while back. But of course, GOOSE hadn’t aged a bit due to his God-like powers. His wife, now in a hospital bed, and his rival sat next beside her. They both lived to a outrages age, they had thought it was by luck, or a curse, but all along it was the GOOSE keeping them alive, making them suffer through old age for longer than most. Stepping towards his ex-acquaintance, GOOSE stared deeply into her eyes, seeing the pain and suffering that she felt, he had no mercy in his heart. His rival begged, pleaded, and began crying a fountain, but the GOOSE had no emotions, he had no sorrow, or ANY understanding. With a snap of his wing accompanied with a basket, He walked out the door, pieces of straw staggered from the basket and began surrounding the two scum-gooses as He kept going. Hearing their screams, he ignored them, and a grin spread across his face. They were to be stuck in the middle of the flying pieces of straw for the rest of eternity, with nothing, but themselves. If they were to try to leave, they would be pushed backward by the straw, staying in their confinements. To the GOOSE it seemed like a fair punishment, after all, they wanted to spend their lives together, why not eternity? As they shriveled into mere raisins as they aged, he watched, and laughed. Long after he imprisoned the two, he sat in his throne surveying the small town on a platform far above everything else one day, reaching for more grapes from his basket, he heard footsteps behind him. A voice cried out, “Father, I knew that I would see you again someday.” His voice was much deeper, and solid than before, but GOOSE knew it was him, he could feel it, with a turn of his head GOOSE saw in front of him, a man long effected by the wither of time, a strong orange beak was wielded by him, as well as dark eyes with a witty glow to them. It was really him, he had somehow survived after all of these days. GOOSE said nothing, but merely starred, in amusement. “I know what mother did was wrong, the dark side effected her, literally. But no terrible deed is worth that punishment, you can safely say that for yourself, can you not?” A grin spread across GOOSES face, he was proud, his boy had become a grown man, and thought for himself now, his opinions made sense, but they weren’t enough to please the greed of revenge that was pulsing through GOOSES blood, he replied with a simple “Punishment are a state of mind, whose to say what’s savage and what’s not? It’s a matter of opinion, son, and sense I seem to wield the most power here, my opinions all that matters.” The GOOSES son responded with a wry look on his face, caressing his chin hair he responded after a short while of time, “Father, what you say is true, punishments are merely an idea, and who deserves them anyone is to judge, but the same goes for all logic. You say you have the most power here? Well possibly, your wrong.” GOOSES eyes widened with a bewildered look on his face as his son pulled out from behind his back, a single bag, a bag, of flour.

The waiting was worth it

This game is so well built, you can make a living off it.

Girl goose: *CHEATS ON HER HUSBAND Boy goose: i will deleate everyone.

“Nothing will stop me now” yes oh lord goose, no one will stop you oh lord goose

This game, and all it’s subsequent meme-ing... completely cured my depression ❤️

I love how after he lost his wife, he lost everything and he only had garbage left in his home...

How to Goose 3:The Honk Brothers Reunite because a two-player mode will be coming in September 23

Goose: Started to delete everyone. *Just Goose*

This is a surprisingly heart warming story for the first half.

indeed, this is a tragic origin story

Goose: *Gives flower to girlfriend* Fake Goose: *...* Goose: *Want sum food?* Fake Goose: *...* Goose: *Eat a S A N D W I C H* Fake Goose: *...* Me: *What a beautiful love story*

15:38 T H I C C G O O S E

Pro-tip: Watch 12:11 with no audio except Giygas is Wounded. You realize that the goose is truly an almighty idiot.

I had no idea a virtual goose would make me a sad man

plot twist: it was his wife’s twin sister, and his wife just wanted to help him unlock his powers by leading him over there

10:45 dude that actually made me legit cry x'D

You now what's funny is how the goose is flying with the basket 😂😹

i thought it woul be cute and innocent...how wrong was i xD

12:33 ok now the two bushes and the trash can just look wrong

Me: starts the video Sees goose spazing out Me: GOOSE ARE YOU OK

Omg getting in that cute lil’ tail wiggle at 1:45 is absolute *perfection* ☺️🙌🏻❤️ Edit: Omg and the lil’ model goose baby that you stole for the scene at 2:11 is just 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ too! The little precious, hilarious details you put into these make them so much more incredible than they already are 💯🙌🏻

I started laughing when he was like a little smushed up ball in a box!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dad Goose, mom Goose, and little goose Perfect family

aww you used the tiny goose from model village so cute

The goose went on a Genocide route... I don't think even Sans could stop the goose...

As a goose, I can confirm that all of this is essentially to being a goose.

Yes, I love it.

And then he became DESKTOP GOOSE

I can believe this short series was THAT dramatic.

15:52 goose: fear me mortal

9:20 h o w

I literally laughed out loud at the sound of the publican’s neck snapping. 🤣👍🏼

The goose literally broke the fabric of reality because he got cheated on: 16:00

7:34 my mind went: Person: "Kid, what are you doing??" The kid: "The duck took my ball so I'm following it" *HONK* The kid: "Sorry, goose" Person: "... Okay.."

12:56 that was beautiful

I can imagine an AU where the Goose game ends himself in his depression

*The effort you did though-*

Jesus Christ mate, over 8k already, I remember you had like 550 when I subbed lmao

10:19 poor goose :,(

Thanks for teaching me how to goose properly! Also, I finally found out how to type with my feathers!

I just realized that the "girlfriend" was a fake duck at like 2 minutes in xD

Thanks to this video i imagined a multiplayer for this game and was all beautiful caos

Me: found a goose standing Goose gone crazy Me:WTH Goose gets a nkife Peace was never an option

Well this got sad and intense

I would destroy the whole goose game if I lost someone that precious

Goose story: He had a perfect life he eated with his wife got home, brought his son to teach how to be a goose, after that he beg to his son To go home and then he looked around and saw his wife with a other Goose, His wife cheated on him then he said The goose: WHAT!?! He approached them The Black Goose: oof The black goose stood up infornt of him, Becky: I can Explain!!! His wife begged to her husband that she can explain, The goose: Now what have you done, i have been supporting u for ages and now.. you have cheated on me, we have a son called tiny honk! WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME!!! Becky: i have cheated on u bc u didnt have time for me The black goose nodded Becky: its just ive just waiting for you, since we Have meet i really love you but now i dont, i dont really want to be with you anymore... anyways.. I HATE YOU!!! I DONT WANT TO BE WITH YOU, YOU SUCK AND NOW YOUR JUST GOING TO RUIN THE HUMANS LIVES!!!!! were DONE!!!! The goose have suffered and walked away, He tooked off his ribbon and threw it into the trash, he looks at everyone in sadness.. now His sadness turned into anger.. he hacked the game and killed everyone one by one, becky was shocked but ignored him and live in harmony in becky's house, with the black goose and tiny honk, the goose Killed everyone including animals, he ruled the world, if the humans doesnt trust him, They will be.. DEAD.. ____________________________ If you saw a goose ignore it, it will kill, and oh also the world had world war 3 against gooses and Humans (xD) now peace with gooses isnt a option.. ___________________________ Lol ik this is not the gamer did with the scene that the goose saw becky cheating tho xD i kinda made up my Story for sure xD hehehehehehe heh

Now there needs to be a how to goose 3 XD

Goose=Thanos Picnic basket=infinity gauntlet

Haha lol that was very good like the 1st one xD please do a 3rd one of this XD

This game is so good, that this doesn't need any tittle

Can we keep this video at 69 likes at least for a day please

Picnic Basket: *does millions of flips*

15:09 the old man fell into the 5th dimension

15:38 killed me i was laughing so hard-

0:00 What a great start to goose life 2🦆

the goose gotta better relationship than me... *damn*

I've been waiting this for so many time

I'm sorry... HOW?!?!?!? 9:09

How to goose 3: coming 2021

now this.. THIS IS HOW TO G O O S E I just found your channel and I love the untitled goose game videos! I play both on Nintendo and computer for untitled goose game 🎮🎮💕

once there was a goose. he had a wife, a child, and a home. the goose was happy with his life. but it didn't last forever. he was going to suprise his wife when he saw she had been taken away from a black swan. he was sad when this happened. the goose's sadness became depression. the goose's depression became anger. the goose's anger became hatred. the goose decided to escape into far away places.... the goose took the typewriter and began typing. he typed fast and hacked the whole place. he became powerful, and filled with hate. he wanted to live a happy life. but that swan took his wife. everyone didn't know about the goose yet. he drowned a boy, killed everyone, even his wife, and child. he spared the burly man to say goodbye. the goose became more and more powerful by the second. he glitched everything, and more, AND MORE, AND MORE UNTIL... he glitched himself. the goose was to tired to even honk. he noticed he wasn't powerful anymore. the goose then noticed he wasn't in town, either. the goose was gone. he felt like he was going to die, so these were his last words. "peace was never an option" inspired by t o a s t i s m

15:43 ah

Step #(I dunno): Trim the bush *agressivaly pecks bush*

The amount of chaos is just perfect, *so beautiful frfr*

8:56 when Human Name says "wiiiiiiiiiings"

Press F to pay respects to the goose 🙂

I love the video!! The goose had a family, and so much more. It was so sad when the goose lost his wife. Then, he hacked the game to get to a faraway city to find his wife. What happened to his son?

-16:09 Take a Lame Bath Me: Bro, THIS ISNOT FOR KID

This is actually... surprisingly wholesome.

*I just bought Untitled Goose Game today and im already on the Backgardens*

This is quality content... 10/10

I love how the glitches the magic basket It made me laugh I almost barfed

A whole story revolved around a goose ... I love it!

14:00 Poor boy

6:18 Go score goals Ganso!(ganso is goose in portuguese)

The long awaited sequel has finally came.

2018: leaves goose alone 2020: kill,cook,eat

Mess with tiny honk You get tiny bonk

the revenge was horrifying.

How to goose 3: the rehonkining Ello Edit: Now they have to make a how to goose 3 because the new multiplayer mode is out

10:36 I feel the same goose. I have lost someone I love too.....

Harry the Goose coming to theaters NEVER

E: Evil E: Evil G: Goose

The legend is back

Teacher; Okay Everyone. Today we're doing procedural writing. Me; hOw To GoOsE.