How To Make a Japanese Mad in 38 secs 

chinese people with 100,000 characters:

I’m American and sometimes when I’m in my car alone I will scream Banzai at the top of my lungs. It’s a highly enjoyable activity, one I’m sad to learn the Japanese seem to no longer practice very widely. Yes, ten thousand years is a very long time. This is the primary use of Japanese in my everyday life. I tried pronouncing shichimi togarashi for a while but now I just call it spicy fried egg powder.

The algorithm thinks I’m Japanese because I like JDM cars 😂

Isn't 2000 kanji the amount you have to know to be "proficient" in Japanese? Obviously there's more but that's just the amount to know to basically be fluent right?

i heard my japanese mother in law say certificate for the first time today it was beautiful xD she motions a rectangle with her hands as she says cer-tif-u-kate

but still cant pronounce L properly!

underrated asf