Ideally you can imbue your staff with enough of your vital essence that anyone who attempts to lay claim will feel the undeniable presence of your aura
This whole episode had maybe the weirdest vibe out of any in a very very long time and this bit existing alongside that whole Seinfeld thing and the subsequent Richard Stink segment made it feel like I was basically listening to a *completely different podcast* from MBMBAM
“Nature is retaliating ! “ says the guy that openly HATES DEER. I’m only defending them cause they’re cute and eatin’ plants is what they do. They can still be annoying tho