How to Reply to Negative Comments (90s Tutorial) 

Babe don’t listen to him he is just jealous of our love ❤️!!!

When this comment gets 1k likes this reply will be relevant

Babe don’t listen to him he just doesn’t understand us.

Touch grass

DELETE YOUR CHANNEL NOW type of vibe

- from your friends at Fox News

The same goes to all news media nowadays lmaoo

@@jonsmith5810 You misspelled CNN or all the other establishment media.

That line almost made me pee myself laughing. This was amazing

@@jonsmith5810 i think the top 3 for misinformation is MSNBC, CNN, then FOX

If you're not chained to your own morals or have a way to justify stuff in your mind, plus a lacking awareness/lacking of caring of how people might react to the lies, then sure! Although I personally try to separate my value as an individual from my acts and words, plus reassess the "frameworks" or whatever have you of how I assess a situation to justify me acting like a meme lord... I probably need better vocabulary.

The modern news basically

i can feel the wonderful wide world of web breeding me making me ooze creativity

@@land3021 Or you can add to the cesspool os hateful things the internetz provides y simply using the phrase 'Shut up, incel'

Holy shit, where did you find this quote from. It certainly wasn't the video we both just watched.

Keep on the good fight brother

as always...option C is the best

Option C: brought to you by Ssniperwolf

D : Tell them they are Nazis and report them to the World Wide of Web's Police! Works everytime.

Option C it is again!

@@TroyFulcon Worked for Trudeau during the freedom convoy, and that guy LITERALLY INVITED A NAZI INTO OUR PARLIMENT. I wish I was making this up lol.....Ohhhh Canada. He has nice hair and gay looking socks though.

Yes

That's because you have the wrong genre of parody in mind. This is how it went back then.

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 Not exactly, because everybody was anonymous as I remember it. So tons of name calling and such, but a lot of his tactics feel more like the twenty teens than the 90s. Being an @hole on the internet wasn't as developed of an art as it is now.

​@@TheJeremyKentBGross Citation: Instagram comments and their "shut up lil nigga" or "bend over nigga" on posts of children

​@@TheJeremyKentBGrossthank for info binoclard

he isn't lying

And Then "After hours of work," Lmao

I don't know what you are talking about. That is how I and the best of my friends always look.

Homer Simpson

The DOJ school of attaining evidence

What are you making in the kitchen today, Amina?

@@johnnopeyy4129 OMG! How did you know I was in the kitchen? Wtf!🤣🤣🤣🤣

​@@aminashehu8628because you a girl? Thats where you supposed to be

@@aminashehu8628 you're right... after all, you could be in the laundry room or mowing the lawn. :)

@@joeysplats3209 Actually, I was indeed in the kitchen. That's what surprised me, they guessed right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No one asked for your opinion unfortunately.

In a dignified manner/with dignity

Especially about the other guy's girlfriend. Nothing says dignified like adding redneck stereotypes in one's reply to a comment that makes unproven suggestions about your social life. LOL.

(this is a test for you to practicing after the lesson,nothing i write would be serious) Cringe,no one ask lol,repeat same comment for like,shut the fuck up for once

😂

So real

It’s 2.40am and when he said I snorted 😂😂😂 almost woke up my husband 😂😂😂

I fuckin lost my shit!! His tone of voice makes it 100 times better😂😅😂😅😂😅

Right? 😂

That is the joke, yes.

"Jeremiah is really trying to devalue my opinion while making his sound superior" is.literally the soyjak and chad meme

​@@glitchedoom"He's trying to make me look stupid. It's time we took an appropriate response,"

Nice

/2 What is love

I knew a guy that had his account have "xbox off" in the name just so people would accidentally say it and disconnect

I thoroughly enjoyed this vid 😃

Maybe one of the best comedy videos I've seen on RU-vid. Just incredibly good

There are ads at the beginning and end of the video...

If there are no ads...how are they affording food?

​@soul5017 not everyone has to monetize their hobby to enjoy producing it.

Option C was a winner there 😂

Jeremiah didnt stand a chance after that

​@@wtfbros5110 Jeremiah got what he deserved.

@cbarreira91 has had 16 abortions

Back then when the websites were free to make 😭

He left out a couple key things. That I always make sure to add to mine. 1. Insult the other person's intelligence. 2. Claim the other person is a 10 year old.

@@_BLANK_BLANK if they have a photo: 3. insult their appearance

@@Pain_Ito true I can't believe I forgot that.

nice

interesting fact: this phrase was invented in 1997

i read this before watching and angrily scrolled down to make a reply when i saw it

shut up you are wrong and I am right

You had sixteen abortions when you were a kid, wtf?

Sounds perfect too. He's got all the sfx, the kinda awful mic that has extra gain and no pop filter. It's amazing.

I just saw he has another video showing how he runs the footage through an actual VHS tape, it's pretty impressive!

stfu, Your opinion is trash (this is a joke)

If you can find a working vcr and some blank vhs tapes, you can recreate the 90's. Very simple, very easy, very cheap. Then again, I actually own those things unironically.

Theres a guy who makes the backrooms movies, he records his monitor via an old camcorder, feeding back into the computer, you get similar results and this method has less stages.

😎

Typical Geoff Kelly comment...

It's one thing for people to find out you're subscribed to MTV News in 2023 without them also knowing your real name. Maybe that's where you learned the famous British hacker Cold Fire was listening to Born Slippery by Underworld in his car when they arrested him.

@@TRG29338 You mean there's only him?

@@zqzj Which obviously must be his real name, since he comments under it.

*Xitter

@@MattEBF5 Twitter/X was exactly the same pre-Musk.

@@MattEBF5 Found the wokie who dislikes free speech.

@@EggwardEgghands i think musk made it better

@@juku619 Musk introduced paid blue mark, it was certainly funny when people blue marked their fake company accounts and produced anti-ad tweets, some of them very convincing ;) Fun stuff. Anyway, he proceeded to rebrand the company as X next, simultaneously melting company value by billions. I mean, wasn't it Musk who promised to destroy Twitter many years back? I think he succeeded!

lol

Indeed, i agree with your gleeful comment as i have too been using it in a nearly identical fashion

You wouldn’t know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.

100% maggots! Aäh agree

I'm also very proud, if someone give bad comment I just stalk them till I find every detail in their life and use it against them

If we just called the Internet 'Assgrabbers Anonymous' instead, it would be a much merrier place.

Alleged ass grabbers...

Can't agree more. When your social circle is small, it just feels better and life is alot simpler

so dont fucking use it maybe?

​@@Goutham1826true, and the fear of missing out is not as big or even non existent

not without paul perkenstein 😢

@@maximrushwhat happened to him?

@@PrideEepy64JAIL

@@PrideEepy64I thought he had gotten hacked a long time ago or his Instagram

We're so barack

Video really hit me right there 😂

"Mongoloid" got me rollin' ba-ha-ha

Only a true comedian can find the offensive to funny ratio like this 🤣

Same 😂

Least misogynistic incel insult

Bruh, you didn't have 128k ISDN? Get out of here.

*Dial up sounds* *thousand yard stare*

I'm curious: Is there a page that loads comments without refreshing?

@@bustanut5501 there is, such like discord and any live streaming webpage, but those type consume a lot of ram & processing power & a little more internet data compared to the ones that require refreshing such like reddit

@@bustanut5501 There's loads now. And many other websites now put up a notification or message telling you to refresh because more comments have been posted.

@@bustanut5501 Have you never heard of Twitter? Maybe you've been too busy jerking off to pictures of jeremiah's mongoloid girlfriend to browse the world wide web?

@@bustanut5501 twitter but you can't do it without something like javascript and everything back then used php or some old crap.

Made me do it too. I seriously was LMFAOing through this video. A rarity

​​​@@RealGateGuardian Ah yes laughing my fucking ass offing truly a new usecase to the word you've created. Now you better continue onwards with the video guide if you wanna continue this _discussion_

@@xClairy you have 1 youtube short comprised of an anime girl followed by 3 stolen low-resolution images from online with horribly meshed asmr audio in the background. of course, my short has less views and is also stolen content, but at least mine offers humor to a viewer. your piece on the other hand only offers viewers a mild migraine for the next hour or so.

@@b550man @xClairy Very nicely done you two, but I fear you really didn't watch the video closely enough. There were no personal insults, no allusions to the others questionable sexual tastes and no accusations of criminal behavior. You didn't even compare anyone to hitler. Please watch the video again and do it right from here on out.

@@b550man Unfortunately for you that ear-r*pe is intentional and it's to ensure that anyone who comes across the short would know they have the worst RU-vid short algorithm and this alleviates them of the burden of watching shorts right after seeing it (Why else do you think I disabled comments after asking a question). I'm sure you know the implications of that for anyone lucky or unlucky enough to stumble upon it afterall it's a blessing in disguise. Maybe if you can't comprehend this ascension of knowledge with your puny sense of humour (which is just filling up a rat ballon with water and smacking it) you should just stop right away~

Would be even better with VHS tracking tear lines.

He got me in the first 30 or so seconds... That being said: This video is gold 😂

​@@oliveryt7168Yez same! 😂 "option 3 pretty much has the best quality of the 3" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

It reminded me of an old childhood memory and I shed a tear.

The haircut it what gives it out to me. Too slick.

I legit thought this video was from the 1990s because its theme was so convincing. It was only when things started to escalate that I realized it was actually made in current times. 😂

For me it was that first turn around towards the screen 😂

​@@KEKW-lc4xifor me it was when I saw the word 'welp' when I realised this ain't from the 90's

Hmph. Stupid kids. This IS from the 90's. Lauren had the right idea unlike your parents.

@@Andy_77799 Do you think 'welp' hasn't been around that long?

It reminds me of the 2000s 2010s era gun-tactics message boards, forums. 👨🏽‍💻 with mods who lie-edit-distort content. Members with severe undiagnosed mental disorders.

I'm gonna fuck my boy in the ass

😂😂😂

The amount of 'bad language' flies with school policy?

You grab your students asses?

"Ancestor" holyshit, I am not that old! Wait a sec, if I had a kid at 20 the kids would be 12/13.... Fuck I am old

Yes! It's the whole level-up.

And now we got ass grabber adler bent over a barrel 🤣

What's funnier and sadder is you could do that to just about any woke SJW today and it'd be true without having to falsify evidence. Most of them are legit pedos for real, especially if they have pronouns in their bios!

The slide is even titled and underlined lmao

"This calls for one thing, and one thing only"

Wait is this actually from the 90's?

​@@abyssstrider2547please tell me you are joking

​@@abyssstrider2547Are you serious? It says it in the title. It's clearly from the 1990s. This is a genuine VHS cassette.

@@rhandhom1 they thought it was a joke

@@rhandhom1 its very well done, appart from the fact thats obviously fake bc comedy and modern themes, i could not tell it appart from a real 90s video

You and he were . . . buddies, weren’t you?

Loading punting program now...

@@uncleheavy1066oh my, I miss those programs! ASCII drawings preprogrammed, punters all kinds of fun stuff.

Love is a battlefield

​@@uncleheavy1066omg, the punting proggiez

shit, i’m low poly instead.

@@slipperynickelslmao

Shut up. This video is trash! I need to enforce my opinions on others to validate myself.

@@slipperynickelslmfao

@@slipperynickels lol

this gotta be pinned 😭

knowledge, details, emotion, and a dash of humor? This is certainly a perfect comment.

😂😂

@@didntknowyoucouldchangethi Hi didntknowyoucouldchangethi, I'm very happy you enjoyed my comment. I would happily engage in a longer discussion but I already exceeded data usage limit for this month. Don't want to pay extra like the last time and make my beautiful wife angry again! See you next month, cheers!

cool story bro

Lol this comment dumb, so obvious

@@ryanedwards805 lol yes

Nah. Kindergarten is more appropriate Edit: how tf did a woosh start a war

@@chunkerdunker woosh

@@THarSul reverse wooosh

@@chunkerdunker recursive reverse woosh lol

@@THarSul T H E U L T I M A T E W O O S H

You wouldn't know informative if it (hold on, let me read my notes)...

@@tomwhone9804 if it fucked you in the ass

@tomwhone9804 You wouldn’t know informative if it- (Let me check my notes…)

@@dingickso4098 LOL, I can't believe he actually got away with saying it in a RU-vid video.

​@tomwhone9804 "he said the f word oh my gosh. " Does your mom still change your diapers as well?

Nice pun

maybe thats the person from which Jordan Peterson have to re-educate himself about behaviour on internet :D

More accurate than South Park commentary on trolling.

LOL You forgot to include claims of being a Navy Seal/SAS/Spetsnaz/Gym Beef Cake/Bruce Lee's disciple/Supa Killa Ninja/Terminator to back up the direct-delivery-to-your-home death threats!

A guy shitting on you for being born in 95-99 range and pretending to be an old hardened factory worker who has really known the worst of life just for the moron to forget to change his nickname from Nicky2006pu$$yhunter

Also, insults to your opponent's mom and creative ways of implying that you've gotten intimate with her.

Don't forget..... We're coming for you. Like ya sure

I dunno, it could stand to have more racial slurs

Fuck em

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​@@watchfulwren2251u gey

I wish I was like him instead of jumping into the most vile extremist arguments

+@@therealspeedwagon1451 u can. just b.

Wgat do you know about reddit, trash. It's actually a decent website!

@@DarrinSKYou wouldn’t know Reddit if it fucked you in the ass

​@@DarrinSKyes it is, reddit is even more disgusting

​@@DarrinSKpeople will for sure go through your profile for past post history and comments, goddamn reddit detectives lmao

Well no this is how every social media including youtube works since every one of them used by human every one of them is trash

"who needs real kittens when you get e-kittens?" -discord mod

"after hours of hard works"

Yeah, that's my favorite part! It isn't even truly breaking character - it's having the character break character to reveal an even deeper character. Now THAT'S acting.

+@@antonliakhovitch8306 bingo, and no it's just being funny lol those moments are techn the opposite of acting if we're being honest

@@antonliakhovitch8306lmao, YES!

@@antonliakhovitch8306exactly what i was implying unclearly

fr@@antonliakhovitch8306

You wouldn't know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.

F U U F POS F

Looks like you're pixel perfect!

Stfu. Your opinion is trash.

You guys are the best. Internet was awesome back then with the chat rooms and the amazing forums. It all went downhill when people started getting ideas on how to make money out of it. Greed/Survival mindset combined with internet is a bad combo.

Maybe if you lost your virginity and stopped being a loser

(That's a test, btw, I'm gonna train you, so give me your best shot)

Look at my username. My username is part of the game. The only reason why I'm active on RU-vid.

just know its the internet and take nothing seriosly like someone tried to annoy me bc i commented on an ad on insta with this fake ass cola i didnt take it seriously i didnt even go to his profile to do personal responses i just told him to go fuck himself in the face with a taser and didnt respond he commented twice after that meaning ive won

​@@trolojolo6178unfortunately, you're brown

I guess the art teacher had a valuable free lesson taught to him. How ironic!

always stay classy

Thank you for censoring yourself for the Lord

@@jamesfrancese6091 I know you are joking but I confess with my heart, spirit, and soul that Jesus Christ lived and died and is King. On another note while it is funny it actually is pretty bad. Cheers.

I love surfing the internets. But most people are dumb.

The forum having an upvote function killed the illusion for me tbh

@@merluzacongelada5361 Yea there was a bunch of tells that killed the illusion.

It's a Mandela thing. We had updates, we can't remember.

I would say haircut is a bit off. And he's a bit too buff too.

Yes, it reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear.

Wait is this real

ON GOD

Fun fact, internet communication in the 1990s were nothing like this. Even in the nastiest flamewars, we never even dreamed of going as psycho as people regularly do today. A guy in my town got a worldwide reputation for being the internet's biggest troll of the 90s, and even he was polite compared to today's typical RU-vid comments section.

@@Hastur876 yeah I know, that's what makes this so funny

if you say so

He created the game

Except maybe for using geocities.

*Wosh* its not actual advice u !d!ot

I hope this is a joke?

this video is trash, he just odesnt have a modern camera so thats what he films with. you sheep always swallow that shit up and think its 'retro. pathetic

you wouldn't know what comedy is if it fucked you in the ass

wow! you used all of the advice in the video for writing a good comment! too bad there's no video on how to reply to comments :(

Trash opinion, etc etc

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Yes, unaliving people based on false allegations is the correct thing to do.

@@Dave102693 I prefer to call it 'Showing them the shortcut of life'

@@Dave102693 no! have you not paid attention? unaliving them does not mean you won the argument its turned into a stalemate as they simply stopped to respond you ruin their lifes and torture until they agree then let them finally commit die instead

@@Dave102693 what the fuck is unaliving? talk like an adult

I bet you rocked it just as well, too.

It's the music that ties it all together like a 90s ribbon

I bet he used Google to search what the 90s were like, he looks 20.

@@dazzlemasseurThat’s the beauty of the internet. The knowledge of everything in the palm of your hand.

Nah, that haircut doesn't do it for 90s standards. Undercuts weren't popular then.

probably not enough room for baby smithers on the lifeboat floating in the south atlantic ocean

Gone tacky now, its just 'hater, bigot, racist, transphobe, misogynist, incel'... real lazy ass sheeet!

bro listens to nicki minaj

​@@exbunkbedanimations7894bro makes lego animations in 2023🤣🤣

@@exbunkbedanimations7894 not just Nicki... SPECIFICALLY Superbass! Got I love me some Superb ass....

positivity is not a strong password, try using a long copypasta such as "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more"

know your place, trash

A good ol times where you still could threaten someone with his Life from your moms basement...shame on you censorship

He knew... he had a prescient vision that this way of life would last. And last it did for decades, well into the 21st century. If only he were still alive to see it... 🥲