How to Ruin Your Relationship - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 26

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How to Ruin Your Relationship - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 26
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Ruining your relationship is something you're going to do. Why not become more successful at ruining your relationship by learning to do it quicker? In this video, I give you relationship advice that will ruin your relationship fast. Results are guaranteed.
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@Synyster975 8 лет назад

Why waste energy on a relationship at all? Save time and effort by building emotional barriers and alienating anyone who tries to get close to you. But this is a great backup plan.

@HelennaRainhaDeTroia 8 лет назад

BEST COMMENT EVER

@rfdc 8 лет назад

Exactly, first step to ruin a relationship: Be in a relationship.

@GraveUypo 7 лет назад

i did that for the longest time.

@sketchturner88 7 лет назад

I read this in his voice...

@gackt4live 7 лет назад

CRINGE OVER 1000 EMO KID DETECTED

@Alorand 8 лет назад

"I can't believe you cheated on me... in this dream I had tonight."

@janedoe5829 4 года назад

Alorand lol

@patrickbonham949 4 года назад

😂🤣😂

@nik1128 4 года назад

My husband has woken up mad at me so many times lol

@janedoe5829 4 года назад

Nik I used to have these dreams about my ex and wake up angry all the time, lol.

@burtknighten1873 3 года назад

@@nik1128 my wife does that and it drives me nuts

@pearlsbeforeswine60 9 лет назад

This is why I've been married for 36 years to the same person! These tips really work! It's all about shame, manipulation and guilt, people!

@ritchie1475 6 лет назад

valerie thomas lmao

@millsykooksy4863 6 лет назад

Rofl

@bryanwirthlin4444 6 лет назад

Verbal abuse... its a lost art. LOL

@aleksandrassivkovas9966 5 лет назад

Congratulations

@angelg.9822 5 лет назад

Thanks for the advice!

@elviti537 5 лет назад

“Always make decisions when you’re Angry;That way you won’t have to make them later..”

@emma2595 8 лет назад

Hahaha. "God only knows you're not capable of making yourself happy. That's why it's your partner's responsibility." This is amazing.

@AwakenWithJP 8 лет назад

+Lady Hanami (Emma) Thank you Emma!

@Linemanapp1488 5 лет назад

Because your alone

@patrickbonham949 4 года назад

... Classic 😂🤣🤣

@kennylaysh2776 6 лет назад

"I despise you." "Let's have a baby!" I almost spit coffee at that part, lol.

@davidwaller5740 9 лет назад

"We can be one of those Power couples..(pause) once you're a bit more fit" Classic!

@stephenwgreen78 5 лет назад

A buddy of mine got his wife a gym membership and a cookbook for Christmas...they're divorced now lol 😁

@brittanys505 5 лет назад

My friend got me a blanket and some picky so I wouldn't be lonely for Christmas!We stopped being friends!

@vector_vector__ Год назад

Losing weight is great tho .

@kelpme2757 5 лет назад

He's basically teaching us how to improve our relationships if you take the opposite of what he is saying

@alexkozliayev9902 5 лет назад

Heey, good one, almost got me

@janedoe5829 4 года назад

No Shit Sherlock its called sarcasm, so, yeah

@jamespfitz 4 года назад

@@janedoe5829 🤣

@twentytwo138 3 года назад

You're basically just stating the obvious

@ssispp 9 лет назад

"Emotions are for the weak and children" This needs to be a shirt.

@mozu517 9 лет назад

+Curtis Pegg ...and animals (like my cat)!

@dpwellman 8 лет назад

A purple shirt

@nivekkevin2348 8 лет назад

hahah agreed

@Nob1ej0n 7 лет назад

Oh man, I laughed until I cried. I'm such an American!

@GetzuCero 5 лет назад

@@dpwellman rolfmao

@richardm.4997 4 года назад

The sad part is ,there's a lot of people that do these things then wonder why their relationships fail.

@quarteracreadventures855 8 лет назад

I actually KNOW people who had a baby to 'save their relationship'. No pressure on the kid to somehow be able work this miracle, right?

@sparklemotion1018 8 лет назад

+Sandra Noneofyourbusiness I know a marriage-saver, "Anna." She knew she'd been born to save her parents' marriage: its failure didn't fuck her up *at all*.

@quarteracreadventures855 8 лет назад

Do I sense a touch of sarcasm there?

@sparklemotion1018 8 лет назад

***** Just a little bit. The whole thing is sad. She's my second cousin (my mom and her mom are first cousins) and after being a perfect child Anna turned 13 and went wild - she became a lying, stealing, drinking, drug-dealing, sexually promiscuous teen. Now she's 22 and shows no signs of growing out of it.

@InnannasRainbow 8 лет назад

Sadly, I've seen that, too. The children always suffer.

@insidethemindmeditation4062 7 лет назад

People have been doing that for thousands of years. It doesn't work. You're right, that poor child.

@hamstersdailylife4938 4 года назад

1:32 Most men probably can’t even tell where the satire is in here.

@ultimatebros923 4 года назад

M N when I first saw that, I didn’t know that he was doing something wrong 😂

@navlop614 3 года назад

I've lived it, so I can definitely tell. Tell me though, after I listen, if the girl asks me to say something more or asks me what I think, after I say "oh ok". Then what do you say? I've been caught with that surprise many a times.

@shashankverma9255 3 года назад

Yeah that's me 😂

@Talik13 8 лет назад

I love how she keeps slowly smiling during takes, trying to keep a straight face.

@Ratelzwatel 7 лет назад

Now you say... I like to watch it as if she's trying to keep herself good, smiling, while he's talking about ruining a relationship.

@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 5 лет назад

Yes. Same.

@jamesmichaels3848 3 года назад

She's not the chick you're with now... It worked!!!

@ultrafaga1947 3 года назад

I said the same thing 😃 Upgrade 👍

@turdfurgeson517 3 года назад

I said the same shit bro. She has the cra cra eyes to that the super 😜 get. Crazy in bed but blow up you’d phone

@DavidVujanic 8 лет назад

This deserves going viral

@Augready 8 лет назад

+David Vujanic Once upon a time 100k views WAS viral.

@mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks 2 года назад

This loser will never go anywhere.

@richardmahn7589 2 года назад

@@mgtowdadRU-vidSucksCoxks How's he a loser? He's great and stands up for America and Freedom!

@amandahughes4226 7 лет назад

Always, blame your partner when you're upset. Never tell them what you want. Your partner's happiness is your responsibility... You nailed my husband's approach to relationships.

@MelFinehout 8 лет назад

I am totally binge watching these videos because all of my friends have become spiritual and I have to be MORE spiritual than them. Thanks JP, with your help I am crushing their fucking souls into the ground, spiritually!

@insidethemindmeditation4062 7 лет назад

LOL

@nzstjohnthebaptist 7 лет назад

If you go on a (Zen) meditation retreat you can feel yourself competing with the person sitting next to you not to move a muscle or give any evidence that you are suffering after 3 hours straight. Sometimes I would be intimidated and sometimes I was the one to intimidate. (Intimidate - date someone you want to be intimate with).

@insidethemindmeditation4062 7 лет назад

LOL, nice job of self observation!

@FoodNerds 7 лет назад

Mel Finehout Me too! Lol! And always write acronyms instead of actual phrases with actual words. Shmh that so last life, not this life which I actualized, visualized, hypothesized and all the ized'es in my previous life. Thanks JP!

@virgyflawless8971 3 года назад

😄 🤣

@HellboyGodzilla 5 лет назад

>open relations do not work Can I get an AMEN

@dnte69 4 года назад

You have to be a very special type of person to make work.

@musicneutral233 3 года назад

They do work, I was in a very happy one, problem is that after two years of seeing other guys I found a better and younger model so I kicked my hubby goodbye and left with the upgrade.

@musicneutral233 3 года назад

@mala barbika Oh like cheating and "finding upgrades" only happen in open relationships? Lol!

@PurePuritan 3 года назад

@@musicneutral233 you make me sick

@snoop_lion 3 года назад

@@musicneutral233 sounds like you just shouldn't have been married. Just wait til your younger model is tired of used goods and decides to do the same to you. I bet he'll be the jerk though somehow right?

@KarenStrunks 9 лет назад

I haven't got a partner right now, but I'm doing all these things in advance to the partner I'm manifesting by thinking about him and not taking any action about, as per your recent wisdom. He'll be a changed man by the time he arrives!

@wmpiam 8 лет назад

science.

@edunlap6594 8 лет назад

😁

@krisztiannemeth6875 6 лет назад

This is the best comment i've ever read.

@zarnoffa 5 лет назад

Had to screen shot this comment.

@sharonscott4296 Год назад

This man is comical genius... think and laugh at the same time🤣🥰higher power

@Vhee0829 8 лет назад

great advice! now I know how to keep a guy! I'm off to get pregnant!

@koira163 8 лет назад

+DezzyDoesThings By another guy, right? If not... It's not gonna work. Every guy wants to know that some one else has made you pregnant so he HAS to take care of it

@Vhee0829 8 лет назад

Francis oh okay so only get pregnant by some loser I hate to get the guy I want Got it

@koira163 8 лет назад

+DezzyDoesThings Yes! :'D

@Vhee0829 8 лет назад

Francis XD

@YisraelHhagever 7 лет назад

DezzyDoesThings LMAO

@paganposse4678 5 лет назад

JP: you are my therapy...never laughed so hard...brilliant content and delivery!

@catpirrello 8 лет назад

"I think your butt makes those pants look big". lol

@TheHellTribe 8 лет назад

An ex-roommate of mine was asked "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" by his then girlfriend, and he replied, "No. It's probably all the cake and ice cream you eat that makes your butt look big." Hence the use of the term "then girlfriend."

@Madison08851 7 лет назад

Cat Wettengel If my partner said no, ima be upset lol. I like having a booty.

@Wesuwius 6 лет назад

Couple of years late, but i think Al Bundy said it best: No those pants does not make you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat.

@Floxxoror 6 лет назад

he didnt say it nice, but its a 'murican thing to tell guys around you how awesome they are. in other cultures, honesty is honored more because it prevents your friend from blaming themselves. also honesty builds trust.

@subscribetomefornoreason7294 5 лет назад

Isn’t having a big butt cool now though

@haqeeqee 4 года назад

You know, if you reverse all of his advice, these are actually really good tips.👌🏼

@ASKaPHYSICIST 8 лет назад

I think I've just developed an irrational fear of my partner turning their head mid conversation and explaining to some unknown observer how I'm ruining our relationship. Thanks.

@alyssaw8246 8 лет назад

+Ask a Physicist hahahahha ohhh god. I need to start doing this. ... well, first, I need to get a boyfriend to this level.. *sigh.

@justasomeone7860 6 лет назад

lol

@tomaszstarzZz 5 лет назад

Ask a Physicist ROFL

@heathers432 5 лет назад

This is literally how I've conducted most relationships. You'll be glad to know that I am successfully single! A little miserable and emotionally dead inside but still single!

@Mr.MermanPrince 8 лет назад

Come for the funny, stay for the legit advice.

@Freefolkcreate 2 года назад

The flower headband just says it all. Really makes a relationship work. I find that pulling your pants up to your armpits and hiding behind doors to pop out at that pristine moment really adds longevity to any relationship. Also wielding a big stick and yelling like a wild woman. 🤔 So many options. What a fun game!

@J_Saripalli Год назад

😂😂😂😂

@sc18594 9 лет назад

i feel my spirituality increasing with each videos, but how many purple shirts should i buy ?

@AwakenWithJP 9 лет назад

+Colonel Dick Faggotson Once I have them for sale again, more will be better. No hidden motive on my part.

@douglasherr212 6 лет назад

Seven

@drowe2753 4 года назад

One can never have too many

@Pining_for_the_fjords 7 лет назад

1:58-2:11 Somebody give this girl an oscar.

@mindyschaper 8 лет назад

I was walking home from work in a bad mood and decided I should cheer myself up by watching something funny en route. This video is my way of working on my relationship so I don't come home foul-tempered. Thank you!

@AwakenWithJP 8 лет назад

+Mindy Schaper You're welcome :-)

@FedeArgentina 8 лет назад

I've been doing almost all of those for years :( what can i do? change how i am?

@wendijones4071 8 лет назад

Mindy Schaper 🤕

@bishallamichhane811 7 лет назад

Are ууyоoou mаааking thesеeee mistаkes with yоur mаn? twitter.com/385c9d4a1ae33a7b8/status/804693412402241537 How to Ruin Yоur Relationshiр Ultra Sрirituаl Life episodе 26

@RA-el6zj 2 года назад

"I think your butt makes those pants look big" 😆😆😆😆😆 That is THE best answer to such a question.

@mr.berries4060 8 лет назад

It's funny watching her try not to laugh.

@Wanda4849 Год назад

I have been married 53 years. Wow, if you had only been there to give me this advice sooner and maybe I could have ended the relationship sooner. Oh, that's right. You weren't born yet! Maybe I can pass this valuable info on to my children and grandchildren. Missed your calling. Better than my therapist, for sure!

@stackems666 9 лет назад

Oh my god, how is your channel not huge yet? This is so funny. It's ok, with patience, they will come. Never stop making videos JP!

@justinvaughn8051 6 лет назад

Jesse Reyes i finaly made it😃

@claudysespino 2 года назад

It is year 2022 and JP is amazingly a success. 😊

@americanlegaldefense7789 2 года назад

September 23rd, 2022: 2.71 million subscriptions.

@RonRonin 5 лет назад

The soothing background music truly raised my Chakra and intensified my Chi

@cardinal411 9 лет назад

I just spammed my entire church with a link to this invaluable counsel.

@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 5 лет назад

Every Church needs that guy. How bout the video of a drunk Orson Welles being filmed for a wine commercial?

@Coreanofilos 7 лет назад

I discovered this channel 30 minutes ago and can't stop watching it. It has so much wisdom and truth to it yet mixed with fine sarcasm. Loved it!

@HelennaRainhaDeTroia 8 лет назад

OMG. I can't believe a lot of things you're saying sarcastically were SAID TO ME in a previous relationship almost with the same words xDDDD ahahahah

@DavidG2P 4 года назад

Yeah, and I am probably guilty to have said such things 🤔

@MegaBlackViolet 5 лет назад

How can one person be so hilarious, and at the same time be so spot-on?

@iscovimigarga3260 9 лет назад

This worked! Thanks JP!

@AwakenWithJP 9 лет назад

+Iscovimi Garga I'm glad you're getting good results!

@iscovimigarga3260 9 лет назад

AwakenWithJP I had been spinning my wheels for a while.

@petercallaghan9851 6 лет назад

You, Sir, are a gift to the world.

@JeffFreemanPresents 8 лет назад

God gave us manna, Jesus, and JP Sears.

@shawnthearcher 8 лет назад

Deep wisdom

@LizaLizzaaaa 4 года назад

JP Sears is Jesus you pleb

@nbow51 8 лет назад

That's exactly how every friend I have who's tried an open relationship acts when his girl sleeps with someone else.

@TheAudioCGMan 5 лет назад

you have to be completely dead inside for an open relationship, or else you will like the partner and become jealous. so you can trade your heart and mental stability for sex and I don't recommend that.

@nomadak723 5 лет назад

@@TheAudioCGMan Bro, with kind intent, I just wouldn't speak on something if you don't have experience with it. I've been in various open relationships for 16 years. Most of my social circle is poly. Many of my partners' partners are friends- my partners have good taste and I think their partners kick ass. And while I usually don''t get jealous, when it comes up I let myself feel it, I handle it, and it's not a big deal. Open relationships take more work but for ME, it's a better way of having relationships. Peace.

@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 5 лет назад

@@kaylasheppard7746 no no. FWB is best. Who cares what goes on when your not around?

@kaylasheppard7746 5 лет назад

@@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 I'm gonna guess you were completely heart broken, or you've never been in love. There are no great love stories on FWB. And any movies on them, it's about them becoming attached and becoming a couple. Even polyamorous people are in relationships, it's never just casual sex. Humans need connection and love. Babies physically die if they don't get those 2 things, and that doesn't just go away when we're adults. Hope you find someone who cares about you and loves and adores you for you are.

@kaylasheppard7746 5 лет назад

@@nomadak723 it's definitely not for me, but I am curious about the steps you take to overcome jealousy. I always want to try to better myself, if you're willing to share I would appreciate it. And you're right, we shouldn't say people are dead inside with open relationships, I know wonderful loving poly people. I have a fear of being cheated on, and open relationships are a trigger for me.

@audreycramer2659 8 лет назад

I love how he keeps a straight face but she can't help but smile.

@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 5 лет назад

The funniest parts.

@sharonjuniorchess 3 года назад

He is talking "about her" not "to her". That is why she is being so pleasant & compliant. She will get her revenge after when it is not on video. The best time is just as he is about to fall asleep...Lol

@KS-cs9sd 3 года назад

@@sharonjuniorchess 🤣🙄

@fabdav333 7 лет назад

I will apply all of this on my new relationship! Thanks JP for changing my life and teaching me how to change my partner :')

@matthewhess4409 8 лет назад

You look like Simon Pegg. It's a compliment.

@AwakenWithJP 8 лет назад

+Matthew Hess :-)

@bt7846 5 лет назад

But JP is more handsome.

@BeqaQueue 7 лет назад

Your videos are my new favorite binge series

@JohnWinchesterMusic 8 лет назад

Brilliant insight into ruining relationships. Most of us bungle through messing up our relationships yet you cut right through all the B.S. and taught us how to ruin our relationships correctly, quickly and efficiently. Thank you so much for your wisdom :o)

@wimwiddershins 6 лет назад

Gold! How do you keep a straight face when delivering these pillars of wisdom.

@kingpopaul 8 лет назад

Many people seems to use some of these methods by default...

@bmax99 5 лет назад

kingpopaul to be fair, many parents don’t teach their children how to treat other people properly so they have to rely on learning negative traits from their parents, outside mentors, and other children who also probably weren’t properly taught.

@NnannaO 7 лет назад

I love this type of humor. I find it quite strange though that this is actually good advice (when you think about the opposite reaction to the actual issues they address)

@jaxcreed5459 8 лет назад

lmao I came across this channel from your vegan video and I'm so glad I came! Funny as hell hahaha

@supercarsofwichita9485 8 лет назад

same I just got here from that video

@king-nick2023 8 лет назад

+Unbearable Gaming lol that makes all 3 of us 😂😂

@RenikaVectora 7 лет назад

JaxCreed - I have no idea how I found these but Im a subscriber now👍

@msjennable 5 лет назад

Just discovered you, and now binge watching your videos!!!😂😂 So much truth displayed in a very unique way.

@robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 5 лет назад

Laughing is fun.

@cadejosv 8 лет назад

I'm so glad I found your channel. My spirituality just grew +9000

@focusinc 4 года назад

The way the girl, everytime they cut back to the fireplace scene, starts to slowly grin makes me fall in love.

@ManifestingMoni 8 лет назад

lmao this is so funny. I love the way he keeps a straight face when he says all these things lol.

@newandoldtech5634 8 лет назад

He is biologically incapable of smiling or any of a sort. Due to coconut oil and essential oils. Changes your DNA.And the tightness of the man bun reduces facial mobility.

@eatfastlive2870 5 лет назад

ironically, they broke up

@lenakunzx 4 года назад

the power of visualizing

@vedamaster7253 4 года назад

@@lenakunzx hahahahahaha xD

@Kotsonne 4 года назад

looks like it worked

@davidburdett1920 3 года назад

I was thinking.... he’s with someone else now lol

@EmotionalHealthCoaching 9 лет назад

So glad you picked up the damn shirts off the lawn!

@aphilzitrone 9 лет назад

+Emotional Health With Diana Deaver Always argue on social networks with your partner. So others can help you. Especially the RU-vid Community is always open for good advices and positive Feedback.

@AwakenWithJP 9 лет назад

+Emotional Health With Diana Deaver I appreciate you throwing them on the damn lawn in the first place. It was very mature of you.

@melaniekeller246 9 лет назад

I love the interactive theater! breaking the fourth wall :D

@patrickwu2630 7 лет назад

holy crap his satire is amazing! Although he is teaching you exactly what not to do. Perfect way of learning! Thanks JP

@Mikeboss85 9 лет назад

he is incredibly smart and spiritual person. .. i can feel that energy while i'm waching this video, can you? ;) I must say I really improved my spiritual life by listening to him...

@AwakenWithJP 9 лет назад

He appreciates all of this :-)

@Mikeboss85 9 лет назад

+AwakenWithJP oh no JP- WE appreciate you and your knowledge that you sharing with us! :)

@richardbinkley8487 5 лет назад

His videos are true and funny as hell.....and watching her try not to laugh/smile while he talks is hilarious!

@kingorpawn 8 лет назад

I was first introduced to your vids by a family member. They know how much pseudo-science and platitude anger me so they naturally had me watch the one about essential oils. I don't know which is my favorite, that vid or this one, but thank you. Thank you so much. I can't stop laughing. It took my wife and I a while to figure these out and stop doing them ourselves and we're one of the few happy couples we know.

@sovereignD 6 лет назад

So I'm loving your formula here... narcissism showcasing narcissism... Beautiful Sir, truly beautiful...👍

@blackclouds909 8 лет назад

I enjoy frolicking with other people too!

@blackclouds909 8 лет назад

I also enjoy reading the comments of people who think this is 100% serious.

@InnannasRainbow 8 лет назад

Wait a minute, people take this seriously?

@jessied8585 6 лет назад

You ALWAYS crack me up I would LOVE to see the out takes. The straight face is what gets me!!!!

@Southern62 8 лет назад

And take all your purple shirts too! Classic!

@ncooty 7 лет назад

After having just watched a 2017 video in which JP seems to have a new girlfriend, the opening statement to this video was painfully ironic.

@TigerGreene 3 года назад

Now married. She must be the reason why he flipped out and became a hardcore trumpist.

@sonolumine 9 лет назад

Now I know why I`m single.. I`ve done the opposite of this in every relationship I`ve been in... hmm.... thanks to you, JP, the next one is gonna be awesome!

@rehemamajaliwa Год назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ld6433 3 года назад

I actually learnt a lot from this video.. like seriously.. it’s comedy but with real advice tucked away ..

@starisesun7692 8 лет назад

All he got is purple shirts!!!!XDXDXDLMFAO!!! No shoes either XDXDXD

@Mvpj2298 8 лет назад

+zoe stary wearing shoes is not ultra spiritual

@starisesun7692 8 лет назад

+Sonny Chua yeah your right 😂😂😂

@gorillaguerillaDK 8 лет назад

+Sonny Chua Now you can get "five finger" shoes - they are super spiritual

@cynicaltigeruk4546 8 лет назад

Shoes oppress the feet.

@SKyrim190 8 лет назад

+CynicalTigerUK Shoes disconnect you from Mother-earth and don't let its energy flow into your chacara /s

@danrozelle6737 3 года назад

LOL what is so amazing is how relevant this is even today. You should repost these. You put a smile on my face almost every time I watch your videos. Please keep up the good work and I am sure our society will never ever stop giving you material for your presentations.

@betterbaggage 8 лет назад

"Expect your partner to know what you want." My ex was really good at that.

@sevaanthony1889 4 года назад

You are hysterical. I’m an actor, I love your scripts and your delivery.

@iamthatbxtxh 8 лет назад

The having kids part was so fucking true. Damn. That's where bad parenting comes from. Ha

@DraithVicious 7 лет назад

You are seriously the best thing on the internet right now.

@startrace515 9 лет назад

Hahaha, you just keep getting funnier, I swear. This is soo great!!

@kathyowens890 5 лет назад

I love your humor SO MUCH (and the fact that there is always a message within it). My son and I are a huge fan of your work. Thank you! :)

@Artbug 7 лет назад

"Oh my gosh, now THAT" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I bet that wasn't planned... This channel will be the end of me 😂😂

@justanopinionsincerelynoof3860 2 года назад

I never thought of anger that way - as in another person is not responsible for the physiological response my body generates. JP, you are dope!

@hydrogenmissle 4 года назад

Dont forget about the most important rule, that the rules never apply to yourself

@Olena-vv6ef 4 года назад

JP! Only now I truly understood this video after breaking up with my partner. I acted horribly! You are my guru!

@msmedved_ 4 года назад

"We'll be a power couple.... once you're a bit fitter..." lmao

@oliveralfredoayala2918 6 лет назад

I just really enjoy your sarcastic way of actually being better. I wish all your material had Spanish subs to be able to show it to people around my area much more often

@xcelarnold9247 8 лет назад

this is good stuff thank you for this video.

@AwakenWithJP 8 лет назад

+Xcel Arnold You're welcome. Results are guaranteed!

@xcelarnold9247 8 лет назад

Thank you !!!!

@darrentylor5473 5 лет назад

I've done most of these things and she still doesn't get that we should just move on... She doesn't want to fail...its not failure if you move on when its not working... It becomes torture!

@oliverlee9220 8 лет назад

hey here in my garage with my Lamborghini, just bought thees book shelf's to in stall thees 10000000000000000000000 million books i read in one day

@ScienceWinsEveryTime 8 лет назад

I hate that guy. He's just a boastful scam artist.

@samuelellis1316 8 лет назад

+Hitman Hatim it was proven he rented the house for the video. Look up h3h3 productions and their video on it.

@shiningskies47 8 лет назад

I watched the whole ad too, it was longer than the video

@anumvella5682 7 лет назад

Adblock. There ya go, you're welcome.

@FoodNerds 7 лет назад

oliver lee You lozer I have 13 Lamborghinis in my garage. 13 is the number of the Illuminati which gave me special powerz when I bought their e-book. Itz real becauze it's on the internetwebz. They alzo gave me permizzion to zpell all wordz with an s with a z whether it had a z zound or not. JP and I go to our own Illuminati partiez he shows me hiz real zecretz there becauze we are more zpiritual than anyone. JP's actual more zpiritual than his own self. Now that'z not zpiritual that's uber ultra zpiritual. 😉

@afterthestorm221 3 года назад

JP thank you you just saved me years and years and years of very expensive therapy thank you very very much for doing this because nobody else gets this. As I'm currently wearing a purple shirt...

@fernforwood3989 4 года назад

“Only weak people & small children have feelings.”

@adamnixon2886 3 года назад

She is beautiful I love her complexion And her facial symmetry

@maidy199 8 лет назад

"I think your butt makes those pants look big" I died here xD

@SE4943 7 лет назад

Wow! Best one yet. This is so on the point. Wish to see you live man. ALl the best from ultra spiritual Germany.

@RovingTrader 8 лет назад

"Honesty is the currency of intimacy"... Hahahahaha! That's the best line!

@jessicaborgogni4933 4 года назад

RovingTrader i find that confusing because this is supposed to be sarcasm but that one is actually true...what is he suggesting, that honesty is against intimacy...? That sounds backwards

@jessicaborgogni4933 4 года назад

E.T. Phone Home i think too many people confuse honesty with bluntness. Honesty is not speaking your mind out at all times with no filter; it’s being transparent where there is a moral obligation to do so,in the other person’s and the relationship’s interest. So it’s not “hey Karen, your shoes suck!”, but rather “hey darling, I’m going out with my friends tonight and so-and-so will be there and I’ll get wasted in moderation”...it’s all the difficult conversations, it’s not letting the other invest in you when you know you’re not reciprocating, it’s not lying on things that will change your partner’s opinion of you, and so on

@jessicaborgogni4933 4 года назад

E.T. Phone Home that would absolutely be lying, if im reading the situation correctly, why would you conceal your real opinions, especially when they could help your friend also understand why the other person is mad? Certainly you’d want to share that with tact and diplomacy, but it would be helpful to no one if you didnt help them create that bridge that you can see and they cant. The only problem would be if you were validating someone’s toxic point of view, then that would be destructive, but not the sharing of your opinion per se.

@OneOfDisease 7 лет назад

this is genius! Its played off like comedy and yet it's 100% truth.

@stickerlady1774 2 года назад

Wait, this is a totally different wife. Did he get divorced and remarried?

@wizardozark2735 7 лет назад

I really love these videos. I've been studying spirituality since before it was popular and these really point out the common misconceptions that I see in "spiritual" people. I love that they are stepping into the common life situations like this. Totally awesome video ^_^

@favorx183 8 лет назад

that blank stare is fucking killing me lol

@robinallums4541 6 лет назад

This struck a core dude. This is how my friend treats me and I had been going back and forth about whether i should stop being friends with her. I think I got my answer.