How to Score a Job Interview with the SCP Foundation (SCP Animation) 

*Someboby once told me the world was gonna roll me*

*I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed*

WHAT A LOAD OF *toilet flush*

@@R0DBS2 she was looking kinda dumb

I would say, BE A JANITOR JANITOR JANITOR even tho I am the best at everything else but not a janitor

Judge: dude you where over speeding, calm down

​@@vemulashriniketh8109Man in white coat: Your honor, I would like to offer them a solution

But.... you only stole a can of cola wtf dude

@@OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051 Prosecutor: It was a golden can, worth 2.4 billion dollars.

​@@zizi30307low number I saw bigger being stolen

I really thought it was slender man with face 😭

@@scp8yearago455 oh cmon slender and scp 096 are different ayo :/

Facts tho lol

Scp-096 does look quite Fancy and Cool in the Suit

@@Paper7825 hmmm Match about 66%

THEY ARE 05

​@@MayoOceanratification: they are [REDACT]

​@@MayoOcean No, that job belongs to Raisa

You only say you're out of danger until you get a sudden urge to end urself, and you gotta use [data exponged]

I'd love to be a janitor, i like cleaning things and blood gore and guts dont bother me, also i think it'd be fun :)

but wouldnt Chaos Insurgency be way more fun?

@@YiminyCricket Depends. How daring and gunho are you? CI agents may have a bit of higher turn over rate if they aren't careful. After all, they tackle apprehending and containing SCPs right out of the Foundation containment sites

If the scp foundation doesn't want me I think the serpent's hand is a good fall back plan for me

Honestly the UIU and GOC are more of a respectable job

I think working for beta-7 would be good. Not much threat other than touching a random virus through a hole in your hazmat suit.

They are? Also yes of course i know they arent im just saying as a joke

That’s what the Foundation wants you to think.

@@guestnoobwastaken Yup, definitely fictional. The key datum proving it was fictional was a video where they mentioned having an ethics committee.

Wait scp isn’t real?

Well, maybe it's real but we got anesthetic'd

Ez just get infected by scp then you will become the scp creature

@@happyface4036 or class e

Maybe become a member of the serpents hand or the church of the broken God which works like a charm for your wish

You WANT to be subjected to horrific experiements almost daily

@@BobThePenguin. a small price to pay I guess

Abroad?

@@AmaStrovik its just a typo, its not that big of a deal. he meant aboard, if you didnt know already.

@@Topher7lol That's too bad, abroad would have been more interesting.

So what? Did i just inplung some data that was redacted and get hired?

​@@AmaStrovik Abroad Overview Usage examples adverb 1. in or to a foreign country or countries. "we usually go abroad for a week in May" Similar: overseas out of the country to/in foreign parts to/in a foreign country/land over the sea beyond the seas 2. in different directions; over a wide area. "millions of seeds are annually scattered abroad" Similar: widely far and wide everywhere here there and everywhere in all directions about around forth publicly extensively every which way noun foreign countries considered collectively. "servicemen returning from abroad"

Sign*

Same

Absolutely! Sign me up!

Sign aggressively

Happy birthday in advance, youre turning 20 next week

I have seen something that may be an anomaly… no one has covered it and people think that it was just a bird. But birds don’t have a 3 foot long tail or bat wings.

@@jonassturgeon5870 did it have feathers, though? If so, you just saw Saphira from the botched Dragon movie, no biggie

Once I literally saw a power box on a pole with "SCP" on it, and then a bug that my friend thought was a murder hornet was on the power box so we noped the fricking heck out of there. I heard they're tearing down the park it's in.

@@FieldOfHats3 standard procedure. Don't forget to show up tuesday for your amnestic treatment!

They're immortal, of invulnerable

your profile says it all with the face

YES YES PERFECT, THIS IS WHAT WE ARE SEEKING FOR AT SITE-19

@@redacted4432 I listed off the most dangerous SCPs that popped in my mind to make it obviously sarcastic

Only reason I didn’t mention 173 is because the only things that came to my mind for 173’s use was used in list of rules Dr. Bright is not allowed to do in the Foundation

049 teaching medical practice might as well be least dangerous out of what I mention. Only issue be that we don’t know when or in who 049 would sense pestilence from and react

well the mask is a good liar convicor so kinda fits for terapist

You do know that we have amnestics for a reason right ?

@@X-SPONGED noted. *Bring weapon to meeting*

@@skylanderlego4163 security checkpoints Getting an inside man that's willing to sneak by a weapon will be impossible too

@@skylanderlego4163 You either get hired or forget you were even interviewed in the first place We don't take any chances

@@X-SPONGED I wonder what the GOC's hiring process is like...

Don't worry I got you covered I will kill the o-5 council for you and make you number one I need the small payment of $2,000 and the rest I'll handle my services are not free

You're a genius

I volunteer as tribute for testing the chainsaw cannon. After that, I survive. Then, I become a sentient anomaly by going through the upgrading machine, and be the best of the best at dealing with containment breaches. After that, gain skillz

@No Name Do you know what an inner monologue is? Well, my inner monologue calls my name every now and then. Hehe, guess that’s a side effect… right?

@No Name oh wait you didn’t reply to me, but to him… fudge

4. Become a relunctant D-Class (non optional)

yea if we all could blade of despair is here

Wait... this makes me wonder... what does Shy Guy do if you mimic him when he finds you? Just cover your face and wail in fetus position... I'm sure no-one will get hurt. 🙄

@@paisleesheppard5629 I’m pretty sure shy guy would mercy kill

@@paisleesheppard5629 you would get ripped to shreds, duh It has no empathy, we tested it

And then the class d riot even tho they had the choice to not go

@@X-SPONGED whelp. 😬

I Love how SCP Explained always portrays the MTF with P-90 sub-machine [REDACTED FOR YOUTH PROTECTION]!

He did? I haven't read that one. Do you have source?

He did 🤔

😋

Or 131.

Dangerous jobs pay well though...

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damn shawty ok!!

Amogus

This is everywhere *sus*

@@shevshenko._.4192 wut

also m4s tommy guns glocks and some laser gun of samsara

@@thealgorithmsentmehere5994 Yeah but the most gun we will see in this channel is still P90 It’s O5-[REDACTED] idea.

Yeah and MTF looks like guards lol.

Hopefully mainly war crimes

What kind of war crimes ? The most amount of war crimes you can accomplish is by joining an MTF unit The semi-safe but mostly boring warcrimes You can do on-site

*SCP-999 noises*

@@PotatoCrispGaming is here

@@PotatoCrispGaming oh my golly

Oh yay!

Our job would be death sadly. *and survival*

a normal day at the foundation today

Normally the riskier the job the higher the pay and imagine the pension when you retire.

@@tauceti8060 a pension in amnestics doesn‘t sound very appealing to me.

You enter the foundation with 21 years and you exit the foundation with 60 years in a blink of eyes

O5 or some MTF commanders.

O5, which you'll most likely never be since most of them are anomalous themselves, one which isn't is 13, who is more of a balancing pin rather than an actually important man

Yes please

Who the hell would volunteer to be mistreated we use as test subjects for entities I can drag you to a pocket Dimension disintegrate you make you into a monster or destroy your life who would want to do that

So if you volunteer for work you get treated like death row? Maybe CI was right

SOMEONE CONTAIN THIS GUY

me to me to

Yes