HOW TO - Start your Minecraft Survival PROPERLY! | Survival Beginner Tips & Tricks! 

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Tip: Always place torches on the left side in caves so you know your following the right way back if the torches are on the right side

Me : 9 years of Minecraft, still watches beginner videos

Tip: at the beginning, you don’t need to make a wooden sword and a wooden axe. You only need a pickaxe because you can use the wooden pickaxe to mine stone instantly and make stone tools afterwards

As a 23-year-old who had never played minecraft before, and only started because his friends made a realm, I thank you.

"Or just pull up in a lamborghini and I should get plenty" 🤣 im quoting that

As a tip for beginners, make only a wood pickaxe so u can quickly mine up stone and upgrade to stone gear.

“So you don’t run into any creatures,monsters, Batman” 😂

This is the funniest how to start your world properly ever Edit: HOLY CRAP I never I would get that many likes! thank y'all so much! PS: I fixed the word funniest for y'all that were fixing my grammar

Remember: always place torches around your house so mobs won't spawn

I have realized that the ✨ juke box ✨ is the most important thing in this lifetime.

Came for the guide, stayed for the absolute quality content. Got yourself a subscriber man, love your work

I’ve been playing Minecraft for 6 years yet I’m still watching these types of videos

“or pull up in a Lamborghini and you’ll get plenty” “such as creepers, skeletons, or batman” “that may be seen as kidnapping” “or you can rent it out for some more income every night- FBI OPEN UP” “the answer key to the math test” “i know you did that on your assignment last night” 💀💀💀

3:11 😂👍

The part when you "Seeing a village execution" man that part from what you said was funny. LOL

I love how you keep this tutorial interesting by throwing in a bunch of perfecly timed jokes. I don't think i've ever laughed this hard at a tutorial before

The sound effects when he goes for the sheep kill me 🤣🤣

Steps: 1.) Wood (Make Tools & Crafting Table) 2.) Get food (Cows, Chicken, Pigs, Sheep) 3.) Shallow Mine (Don’t Get Near Any Mobs. Get Coal and Stone, Make A Furnace Too) 4.) Make Stone Tools 5.) Make a Staring Base (Get Wool For A Bed) (5x5 6.) Make A Farm (9x9) (Use A Water Bucket To Destroy Grass) 7.) Go Mining (Get Iron x24 Armor x9 Tools) T=35 8.) Cow Farm Use Wheat 9.) Make Egg Farm

Oh no, Grimm’s a Y12er. Y12 is actually a lot more dangerous because, under the extremely common circumstance that there is an air block above the lava, you still can fall through the air block into the lava, AND since you don’t immediately see the orange of the lava, your reaction time is way slower. With Y11, the lava is on the same level as the block you’re on, meaning you see it instantly and can then react instantly. You might still be able to react to the air block, but you’re gonna react a lot faster to bright orange than to a different brightness of the same gray that surrounded you for the last 30 minutes. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

bro this is hilarious, I'm glad you tried out this type of content, seems like you're enjoying it! :D

Pro tip: By pressing Q while looking at a lava pool while holding diamond tools will turn them into netherite (only version 1.16 and up).

Tip: instead of getting 18 obsidian, get 14 because you don’t need to fill the top and bottom corners of the nether portal, and of course, you will have 4 more bits of obsidian to make an enchanting table :)

I love how this teaches you how to do it, but is also entertaining to watch

Me : 9 years of Minecraft, still watches beginner videos. I cannot believe how well edited this video is. Great job!.

3:14 I’m dying 😂😂

If anyone is playing on version 1.18, the best diamond Y level to mine at is between levels -63 to -53

I love how this is still somewhat relative in 2022, if you want a casual non sweat world

you had no right being this funny 😭🤣

2:28 "and a little bit of jesus" 🤣😂Yo WTF

as a new player, this is so helpful wow. thank you.

6:03 I can’t with the voice crack lmafooo

Sallow mining so you don’t find creepers or Batman that had me Dying

tip: always cook your food by using a furnace the cooked food can regen more health points then non cooked food in minecraft

I love how this is funny, but also helpful

im so dumb this is a huge help for me. i played yeaaaars ago when it was still new-ish, and have forgotten everything. im barely surviving but have been hit-and-run punching whatever monsters i can to death and then eating their rotten flesh! not ideal! thank you so much. also, youre genuinely funny!

I love how he reminds new players not to leave the crafting table behind, which is true. It's annoying especially in a Multiplayer world, or even in a Singleplayer world. Even trees that are not cut through enough, like the big ones. Seriously, loot everything, no matter how small or how important, they will all matter to you someday. *Even sticks. And torches. XD*

This guy spittin. And now I'm gonna have to get a jukebox in every world.

Thanks, I'll be needing this for my series 😂😂

Also please put on your keep inventory because you may loose absolutely everything especially when starting your world and not having anything secure

Steve: "Punching tree" Creeper: "Sneaking behind him "Nuclear sound effect" "Creeper blown up"

tip: You only actually need to make a wooden pickaxe and axe then switch to stone and get shears asap. As soon as you find a place to stay punch grass if you haven't already and make a farm (you only need a wooden or stone hoe unless your planning to do LOADS of farming (also an axe actually work as a better weapon than a sword for all types except nethrite.)

How I play my Minecraft survival world 1 : look for tree 2 : get wood 3 : craft wooden tools 4 : go mining 5 : craft stone tools 6 : make a base 7 : go mining again 8 : get iron 9 : smelt iron 10 : get iron tools + shield 11 realize I can't get iron armor 12 : don’t worry about it and get diamond 13 : craft diamond pickaxe 14 : put my iron pickaxe away 15 : get obsidian for nether portal 16 : make nether portal 17 : finish making nether portal 18 : go to nether dimension 19 : get gold 20 : realize you get gold nuggets 21 : doesn’t worry and get crafting table to craft gold ingots 22 : craft gold ingots 23 : barter with piglins 24 : I get trash from piglin 25 : gets mad 26 : barter again 27 : keep on getting trash 28 : go back to overworld because I think nether is now boring 29 : it's nighttime and away from home 30 : exploded by creeper 31 : leaves

I don’t think I’ve actually watched a tutorial fully but this one was just so funny that I couldn’t stop watching

This is amazing how do u not have a million subs yet it's comedic and educational

I remember watching this with my older brother when I was 8... it made us laugh so much! Can't believe it's been 4 years... 😢

I hope that everyone who is seeing this is having a wonderful day and is staying safe and healthy from COVID.

Gravel is so annoying to get through when theres a ton, u end up making a cave. The ending is so good

I used to watch this all the time! I’m glad to see your still uploading

This guy makes jokes at the right time everytime. thanks for the tips btw

Just what I was looking for. I'm beginner in MCPE, don't know what to do after what... Thanks for the perfect guide video. ❤️

As a 22 yr old barley playing again after 10 years because my 4yr loves Minecraft I am so happy and well informed now 😁 Thank you, Grimm

This was so funny and educational at the same time i love it

"I know you cut corner on your assignment" .... I'm being stalked guys

Dude i am not gonna lie that video was amazing! U help me to undarstand what to do first when i spawn and u really make the video funny😂

This is AMAZING 😂😂😂 This would have been the most useful video when I started Minecraft and hilarious too. Can't wait for this to pop off and see more videos like this from you

I cannot believe how well edited this video is. Great job!

'Now, a hoe can be acquired by getting two sticks and two wood or stone, or you can just pull up in a Lambo and you should get plenty." ~Best line of 2020 LOL

7 years of playing mine craft and I am still watching beginner tutorials.

I though i was watching a normal survival tips video, but it just kept on becoming funnier!

Is it weird that as a 24y old I never played this game until literally today and your video made it so funny, welcoming and informative. I loved it!!

All of this amazing editing and funny jokes just made me sub, keep doing what you do.

I just started a survival world today and your video helped me a lot. Thanks man 👍

Yo, I followed this and it’s working really well! Now I got full iron and tools, a shield, a good amount of food, and the exact house and farm you made lol.

He makes jokes every millisecond. Keep it up, man.

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Haven't played the game in about 2 years and more than happy to get back into it. Thank you so much :)

This tutorial was great! It was straight forward, funny, and helpful keep up the great work!

Ngl, this guy should have so many more subs for how good he is

0:44 m’y fav 🤣 my favourite rickroll

I've been searching for this the whole week!

this guy is my guy, lol, his jokes are pretty funny and his videos have quality, its been a while since i found someone like that Thanks for entertaining me!

This was the funniest freaking tutorial ever 😭😂 I only got into Minecraft cause of my friend making a realm so thank you for the help in a creative funny way lol

As soon as I clicked on this video I wanted to make a house hanging off a mountain.

"So you don't run into any creepy creatures such as, creepers, skeletons, and bAtMan" -Grimm 2021

Now we need batman as a mob

Should deffo consider trying to throw it on the Minecraft Reddit or make snips of the funny bits to go on Minecraft tik tok too Big ups to your editing too

2022 and still can't stop watching this 💯

The amount of effort put into this video is oscar worthy. Amazing

i love this series. Its so full of lame jokes which are the funny ones. Keep it up!

“Cut corners on your assignment last night” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I literally can’t stop laughing

Quality content for a surprisingly small channel! Keep it up guys!

lmao this is really entertaining,i cant believe i just found this today 😂

Bro thank you so much for making a part 2 because where you ended on the video that is the exact point I get in Minecraft where I get bored.❤

I never knew you could laugh so hard and learn so much at one time. Anyways, I loved the humor and the tutorial was great! you earned yourself another subscriber!

if its a 9x9 surely that's 80 farm blocks?

Imagine having played mc since it came out and still watching these couldn’t be me

Thank you this really help me a lot now me and my friends will finally start a good survival world :)

Bro I just found your channel and I’m 1:44 minutes into the video and I’m abt to sub, your I love your editing loll

I have been playing minecraft since i was 4 and im 11 and i needed this

God please give this dude more subs

Can we just take a moment and appreciate how this video is EXACTLY Eight minutes long

I’ve been playing minecraft for around 4-5 years and still find this extremely helpful 😶

who else noticed steve blink at 0:10

3:06 FBI OPEN UP

I'm Just Getting started playing Minecraft and it's Very very Fun!

Lol!🤣 1:29

4:09 😆😄

I miss this i watch this when i don't know how the game works

6:31 damn cuh how he knew about that? 😳