How to Steal $1.5 Million in Wings (And Get Caught)

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Hi Friends,
This week I wanted to share my thoughts on the lunch lady who stole over a million dollars in chicken wings and was caught. Lunch ladies don't get enough credit and have to make due with some of the worst ingredients depending on the school. I remember growing up and having very few choices, if any, at lunch. There was pizza day, turkey, chicken or meatloaf sometimes. There was a mystery meat every once in a while and it's easy to see why schools have welcomed fast food restaurants into their schools such as Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King, and Arby's just to name a few.
The fact that lunch ladies have to order all of the food within budget, cook it to taste for hundreds if not thousands of kids, and do it with a smile is quite a load of work that is mostly thankless.
I also talk about 911 getting extra pay for showing up to work.
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Directed by Jacob Menache
Recorded at the DC Improv in Washington, DC

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5 окт 2024

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@JoshJohnsonComedy 16 часов назад

Hi Friends. Thanks for being here on a Saturday release. Make sure you like and subscribe for the algorithm. I’ll be releasing an extra set every Saturday for the entire month of October. 💐

@ThestuffthatSaralikes 16 часов назад

Yay!!!! Happy Saturday!!!! This is gonna be awesome. THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the hard work you’re out there doings- spreading not only love and comedy but a MUCH NEEDED dose of reality and honesty for an uncomfortably large group of people…😮 Stay safe, don’t overdo it. The election is still a couple months away so we need you in TOP form!! Oh yeah, COME TO MYRTLE BEACH? ❤

@jlaurelc 15 часов назад

Because you absolutely rock 🤩

@terri200 15 часов назад

Thank you for all of the laughter you bring to everyone!! Can't wait for this!!👏👏👏💯💯💯

@jasonnara6786 15 часов назад

You rock🎉!

@JaniceRaelSaid 15 часов назад

hooray!! Thank you, Josh, you rock my socks! Helloooo to the Johnson Fam in the chat!~

@adrienne3272 16 часов назад

There's nothing more exciting than getting another installment of Josh Johnson this week

@SilkRainSand-pc3ph 14 часов назад

Been following this guys work for years. He’s one of my favorites. It’s calm, conversational, relatable, humor and I love listening to him talk. I also learn about things going on in the world I normally wouldn’t know about in a funny way.

@adrienne3272 14 часов назад

@@SilkRainSand-pc3ph me too I used to think this guy is way under rated I'm glad he's getting more recognition

@adrienne3272 14 часов назад

@@SilkRainSand-pc3ph I'm going to see him in NYC in December cannot wait!!!!!!

@papillonnoir255 14 часов назад

@@adrienne3272jealous 👀 lol I know you are going to have a wonderful time

@clifton1675 13 часов назад

I'm recently learning about Josh. Seldom on RU-vid and not on social media but so glad I discovered his comedy. A breath of fresh air.

@markcarey67 14 часов назад

Josh dons his grey hoodie and jeans like Batman donning his cape and cowl - the hero we need not the hero we deserve

@KatJ3st 8 часов назад

🎉

@Bree8tiveBEing 7 часов назад

At this point, he needs to start selling his own hoodies for us fans to wear too. Or would that mess up his supply? Would his hoodie cost skyrocket? Would there be a shortage?

@GeekGamer666 7 часов назад

@@Bree8tiveBEing We just need to learn the facial expression he does when he's like WTF? Then we could identify each other by that look, kind of like a secret handshake 😂

@SolaceMcfly 5 часов назад

@@Bree8tiveBEingwe all attend his show with the same hoodie on

@livefromdesolationrow 3 часа назад

He definitely makes those hoodies look good. 🤩We need Josh to release some hoodie swag? ⭐🖤☄️

@marikoco7194 14 часов назад

This is my version of Saturday morning cartoons.

@QueMusiQ 13 часов назад

😂😂😂

@GarrMatey428 13 часов назад

True story. I went out and got weed, coffee, and a croissant just so I could have fancy breakfast with Josh.

@simbasmommy 12 часов назад

love this comment!

@TMish73829 11 часов назад

@@GarrMatey428you’ve won the day already.

@SilentThundersnow 11 часов назад

I was tryna say something cuter than anybody else, and you hadda beat me to it, didun't ya? 😂😂😂

@nikkibrown5333 14 часов назад

Having a rough day with a friend passing away recently, but on "It's not you?", the tears turned to laughter! 😂 Thank you!!

@Myron90 14 часов назад

I'm sorry for your loss. Give thanks for the special time you got to experience with them.

@STORMDAME 13 часов назад

I'm so sorry for your loss.

@joseph-zoramcbride4029 13 часов назад

I'm sorry.

@nikkibrown5333 13 часов назад

Thank you all so much. Didn't expect a response from other fans. I was just having a moment and needed to thank Josh. I appreciate the humanity!! 💜

@emiliazola3708 13 часов назад

I'm sorry to hear that. I just lost my mom a couple of weeks ago & watching Josh has been helping me cope on a day to day basis. Laughter can be healing ❤

@Bmonkeygurl 14 часов назад

I have called 911 a few times accidentally as a kid and hung up immediately. They knew exactly where I was calling from. 😂

@TheSchuyler75 12 часов назад

😂😂😂 same here

@sebastianmosqueda5959 10 часов назад

Yupp, same. They have you phoje on line on tap.

@comarro 9 часов назад

as someone calls dispatch a lot for work, almost every state, county and district is different.

@Bmonkeygurl 9 часов назад

@@comarro in what way? I genuinely don't know.

@victoriabaker4400 8 часов назад

With land lines they always had the address. With mobile phones they do not know where you are.

@Mil-Rose 14 часов назад

just sinking in that this dude does mini specials every fucking week and i laugh everytime? that's incredible. wow... like i get the cringe comments now, maybe cause i'm high asf dk.

@JoshJohnsonComedy 14 часов назад

Thank you friend

@laurakobetich9809 14 часов назад

I couldn’t have said any of that better❤💨

@KaufeeCake 14 часов назад

He’s legitimately great. I remember watching him on Comedy Central long ago. I dabble in the podcast every now and then too. Seeing how far he’s come is amazing. He’s one of the best stand up comedians we’ve had in a long time.

@caseygray420 14 часов назад

I can't understand how you can't respect this young gentleman. Hard working artist, I'm glad to see his decency and intellect be appreciated

@atorrrand 13 часов назад

Bro I'm really close with the comedy club in my town so I thought I could do stand up It took me a month to write 2 minutes this guy does a new 20 every week

@JensdC 12 часов назад

(Hello from Vietnam. Sorry if my Eng is bad.) Our country doesn't have stand-ups like these. We have things like sitcoms but not stand-ups. My first time seeing this type of comedy was about a month ago, and then I started liking it. The first one I saw was the Daily Show, and then the algorithm led me here, which was the best thing ever. Tks for the free show on YT. I don't think many people would post their full show here for free. Ty again 🙏

@Alwaysjenniferjones 9 часов назад

Yes Josh is unique and special in this sense. We love him ❤

@bigdaddypapsmear 7 часов назад

Your English is great

@cherylmaden5989 7 часов назад

Your English is great!❤😊

@annaldwhigg6870 6 часов назад

Joshs comedy is truly original. His brilliant at turning the current events into a complete comedic adventure. I can't wait to go to new york and see him live. Tiếng Anh của bạn rất tuyệt, tôi hy vọng bạn sẽ được thưởng thức nhiều bộ phim hài hơn. làm ơn tra cứu Gabriel Iglesias, lông bông, anh ấy hài hước quá.

@Kenzalina_ 5 часов назад

This is the sweetest most wholesome comment. Your English is very good. I am so happy you found Josh’s comedy as your experience with standup comedy.

@HighAsHeckPriestess 14 часов назад

9 years for stealing wings is excessive considering how many people get less time for crimes against children

@jackrockwell6698 14 часов назад

She stole from the government and you know how that goes. She also didn’t have excessive wealth to immediately slot her into the better tier of the two tiered justice system. I mean, the guy who led an insurrection is not only free and not in prison, but he’s running for president. But wing lady is a menace that needs to be locked in a cage. It makes no sense.

@manup-cg9zr 14 часов назад

Yet you can commit a million dollar white collar crime and be released 3x faster than most offenders”home of the free”🤦🏾‍♂️

@dustinhartley8988 14 часов назад

Nah lock em up. If I can't get my flats fried crispy then someone needs to catch a felony and then some lmao

@tarasanchez8274 14 часов назад

🙌🏽

@mkklassicmk3895 14 часов назад

She stole a million dollars of the people's tax money from a school lunch program intended for children. That is pretty bad.

@tarain417land 11 часов назад

Josh is like one of those rare coworkers you need because you know you're going to hear a new story that is going to make you laugh and smile.

@GSBarlev 15 часов назад

Josh being surprised by how well-informed DC audiences are about weird news stories-you gotta understand: everybody in this metro area is a _giant nerd_ with no life! 😂 Glad you were able to roll with it. I promise if I ever make it to one of your shows, I'll be well-behaved. 😇

@morganqorishchi8181 12 часов назад

Can confirm. I went to DC once on a school trip and everyone there, even the coolest people I saw, were nerds.

@Nedra812 8 часов назад

No they're needs with lives!

@DeadInside-ew8qb 6 часов назад

Not visiting SE, eh?

@donaldwestley3735 Час назад

@@DeadInside-ew8qbor itz extension to P.G.

@feliciascorner9795 13 часов назад

For anyone who needs this information, when calling 911: State or describe your location, describe the emergency, then give your name. That way if you get disconnected or become unconscious, they know where you are and can send someone there. Be as succinct as possible. If you are driving, memorize the last exit you passed or pay attention to the mile markers. Know which Cardinal direction you are driving. Be as descriptive as possible if there is someone comitting a crime.

@rkms5606 12 часов назад

Thank you

@andreaski100 10 часов назад

Knowing where you are tho. I worked 911 and the number of people who didn't know....

@JudithHamilton-t2b 9 часов назад

This is really helpful ! Thanks so much .

@BridgetBardo1111 9 часов назад

Which is pretty hilarious since they literally gps track your call. “Tell me exactly where you are but if you hang up without saying anything, we know EXACTLY where you are.”

@empressmarowynn 5 часов назад

I've only had to call 911 a few times and every time the first thing they asked was my name. And if I started telling them anything else they would keep asking for my name before letting me continue. Like that's the least important thing right now babe, a dude just flipped his car right in front of me, get your asses over here.

@higgdynamics 14 часов назад

I used to work a crisis line and while it wasn't emergencies it was intense emotionally draining work. When you said "can you give me a second!" I felt that 😂😂

@onlinestonedogii 12 часов назад

Seeing Josh become more and more popular is such a lovely thing. I'm happy his incredible work ethic and talent is being recognised

@ericmoney4572 15 часов назад

Yeah, big problem I have with privatization of emergency call centers. Here, we call 911 and then THEY have to call the police and paramedics and shit from a corporate call center. It's fuckin weird.

@subtlegong2817 14 часов назад

The unfortunate thing is that it isn’t weird. Welcome to late stage capitalism

@GlennKurusu 14 часов назад

Why would anyone want to privatize emergency services?! Doing so could cost lives! Oh, wait! They don’t want to pay taxes…. 🤦‍♂️(🤦🤦‍♀️).

@RamadaArtist 14 часов назад

Because the alternative is socialism. And that's evil. So sayeth we all. No matter the sacrifice!

@duancoviero9759 13 часов назад

Privatized 911?!?!? Where??? I didn't know that was a thing 😮

@theelderbrain 13 часов назад

@@GlennKurusu Yes, but think of the shareholders! The real emergency is running out of ways to make money by owning essential services and grinding them into dust!

@Drekromancer 14 часов назад

I don't know how it's possible for one man to develop so much novel material in so short a time. But you'll never catch me complaining. Thank you for everything you do. ❤

@NeishaNee13 12 часов назад

Our world and the stories that develop daily are interesting and crazy to say the least. Josh is showing us he has material for days 😂😂😂 literally

@joycee.josiah 10 часов назад

Your username though...

@joecaves6235 14 часов назад

If 911 was a business they would know where you are and hit you with an ad pertaining to your emergency🙄😁😆

@kathymisuraca5047 9 часов назад

May we talk about your extended 911 emergency policy?

@lightfootpoet 7 часов назад

Need cheap health insurance quick? We’ve got a deal for you!

@nerdyislander4641 4 часа назад

I can totally see a Ring camera ad for the intruder callers 😂

@rclark1132 14 часов назад

🤣 that somebodies in the house response of “it’s not you?” triggered TF outta me!! I was in a McDonald’s drive thru and they gave me a bag but it wasn’t all my order. So I sat there after she closed the window waiting and she came back to see what was wrong, I told her what was missing and SHE SAYS……: “it’s not in your bag?” …………. Fire ALL through me!!!!!! If it was in my bag, we wouldn’t be having this conversation!!! Just like if it was just me in the house, I wouldn’t be having the convo with 911! 😡😡😡😡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bamboozled1668 13 часов назад

That's like when my package didn't come & Amazon asked for proof 😭 Sent them a picture of my empty porch

@JayEmersontheman 12 часов назад

@@bamboozled1668bruhhh I made a mistake of trying temu ONE time because I saw something cheap but nice for my dogs (nail trimmers and shaving kit) and I got one of them, actually nice tbh won’t lie but the other… never got it. I reported it stolen/missing to them for a refund… boyyy if they didn’t ask me stupid questions to confirm i didn’t have it… “did you do all you could (call local authorities and report it stolen) before asking for a refund?” Bruhhhhhh IM NOT CALLING THE COPS FOR $7 item missing in transit most likely lmao

@morganqorishchi8181 12 часов назад

One time a friend of my mom's who lives in Florida had an iguana in her toilet. The Animal Control phone operator asked, "Do you know this iguana?" and she went, "...what?" The operator repeated the question, prompting her to go, "No. He doesn't go to my church, he's not in any of my college classes, he doesn't attend the spin class I go to, and he's not a part of my book club. I don't know him. We're not acquainted."

@Jbd0319 11 часов назад

@@morganqorishchi8181😂 that’s kinda hilarious

@crystanick2697 11 часов назад

@bamboozled1668 I just had to deal with them over a package that was delivered... with a photo, but it wasn't my porch. That person said "are you sure it's not your house, did you look outside?" 🤬 like really?? I can tell it's not my house without being 9utsiide but yes... I went outside to look at the neighbors porches.... they didn't have it either. Uh that was irritating. Lol.

@frankmcclusky7870 14 часов назад

you are crushing it man, I've seen a lot of podcasters do weekly bits and be funny, but a weekly fresh standup set this consistently good is crazy

@blaqrhayne 14 часов назад

Josh is turning out to be one of the great story tellers of our day!

@peach7210 14 часов назад

A ridiculously funny and GORGEOUS guy. ☺️

@jaebee1121 6 часов назад

TIL my imaginary boyfriend has a real girlfriend.

@Cherrycherryemoji 13 часов назад

14:12 “she was a genius” this is the funniest background comment 😭

@idratherbewithyouoooyeah2765 7 часов назад

they need to shut they stupid ass up. SUPER distracting

@EthanKristopherHartley 14 часов назад

I was a 999 operator (UK version of 911) about 25 years ago - it's definitely not a job I'd recommend to young people, I heard DV actually happening, as well as being there with people as they saw someone close to them dying and other similar situations. But we did get people who called up just to talk. It was mostly lonely elderly people. I remember one old lady calling up to find out how long she should put her chicken in the oven for. I had to say "I'm sorry, I'm 19, and live by myself. I don't really cook full meals! 😁 As for tracking, if you call from a landline then the registered address and customer name appears on screen immediately, but they don't know that's who they're speaking to. You might also be calling for something that happened next door or down the street. One final thing that we had in the UK was that the opening greeting was pre-recorded. It was only a second or two, but it gave us enough time to open the "emergency call" window and make sure we weren't on mute. But it meant that if someone was talking as soon as they heard my voice I'd missed the first 2-3 seconds of what they were saying. 😔

@thectgx 14 часов назад

Put that sass face on a shirt and I'll buy it! Thanks for all the laughs Josh. They're always much needed 😊

@amandagandolfi3398 14 часов назад

He sells them at his show! I bought one in Tucson!

@UnleashedRevolver 14 часов назад

Im a drag queen and had 2 shows last night, thank you for this gift to my weary mind Josh 🖤

@JoshJohnsonComedy 14 часов назад

Thank you for watching friend

@G37813 13 часов назад

A big hug to you ... and my mind weary too! Peace to our hearts! 🧡

@remytherat1357 12 часов назад

find jesus and repent🙏🏼

@opheliamunroe1110 12 часов назад

Ayyy! I hope your shows went well! Get some rest. ☺️

@opheliamunroe1110 12 часов назад

@@remytherat1357You don't know their relationship with faith, nor is it an act of good faith to demand repentance from a place of holy judgement. You do not get to decide what is and isn't a sin. You don't get to tell strangers that they are engaging in sin because you do not define what is and isn't sinful. You - are not God. Maybe you should take some time talking with the Lord about the hate you clearly have on your heart for people who are different from you.

@michellehammer1933 14 часов назад

21:51 The lunch lady look close-up is everything🎉😂

@susiepoadster4642 9 часов назад

Extra pudding 😂

@이연수-m6u 15 часов назад

Recently became Josh's biggest fan from Seoul, Korea. He's smart, cultured, witty,..He has such a cute and sweet face. He has a kind soul too. Love Josh so much !!!

@juliadavidson1538 5 часов назад

That smile!

@shanepaulneil 14 часов назад

The commentary and side conversations during your sets always blow me.

@dp1563 12 часов назад

There seems to be at least one female every time that is loud and obnoxious

@Ritapita73 13 часов назад

Josh Johnson doing the work of the Gods on a Saturday and I am here for it.

@topaz3468 10 часов назад

Hey Josh... I have a true story for you. I was actually working as a 911 operator 18 years ago, and legitimately came down sick. There were so many call outs in my comm. center from folks who were not sick, that the Capt of the department came to my house ringing the doorbell at my front door, within an hour of me calling out. Believe it or not, he was checking to see if I was really sick. LOL. He didn't even send another deputy over to my house, but decided to visit himself. 😮 I staggered out of bed only to find my boss standing on my porch. 😂. He took one look at me, disheveled and in my robe, and knew it was legit. 😊

@jenmojop8347 14 часов назад

You make this look effortless! Pure talent.

@teehlfx5238 14 часов назад

And new material all the time! 🤯

@ImogenSimmons-ow4ej 14 часов назад

Each time you post, it's a treat!

@darcibennett9061 14 часов назад

Its got to be so annoying to hear that girl in the audience keep talking. I can hear her and it's bugging me for him 😂😂😂

@dynomar11 14 часов назад

She's commenting on everything and it's quite obnoxious. Like don't you pay to go to the show?

@abi.m.salami 12 часов назад

@@dynomar11I know! Why did she come if she is going to talk the whole time?!

@StephanieLuff 12 часов назад

I think the audience mic is waaayyyyy too hot

@HopelessDreamersClub 12 часов назад

I went to a comedy and sat next to someone like this. It’s very annoying

@clementine9 11 часов назад

He handled it really well tho. Can’t engage too much or they’ll try to take over the show. Can’t ignore her or he’ll look like a dick. Tough gig!

@christina-clairegeorges3661 15 часов назад

Really needed this today. My anxiety is just too much .

@bonesonstones1 14 часов назад

One of the worst feelings - sending you all the internet love ❤

@minirth.maggie 14 часов назад

Girl, I feel you. Hang in there! ❤

@ShirleeKnott 14 часов назад

@ThornedRose315 14 часов назад

Anxiety is the absolute worst ❤ sending you good vibes

@jasmineb4787 14 часов назад

Omg me too I went to the ER this morning because of it. It's to much bad things happening in this world today🤦🏼‍♀️ feel better ❤

@EmceeStormyD 16 часов назад

Got my snacks prepped. Made wings...

@jlaurelc 15 часов назад

🤣

@gratefulone6669 15 часов назад

I'm mad @ u having ur wings 😊 I've been wanting sum 4 wks now 😁👍@@jlaurelc Enjoy!

@qlockwerk553 14 часов назад

can i have some?

@Shomer-achi-anochi 14 часов назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pyramidion5911 13 часов назад

Criminal 😎

@maygonzalez4249 14 часов назад

I cannot imagine how busy Josh is, as much as I enjoy every video, I really hope he is able to find some time to take care of himself as well. Thank you for the content :)

@Onora619 15 часов назад

Yaaaaaaaaay! Watching Josh always brightens my day! I hope he's around for a really long time.

@fiascothe63rd 12 часов назад

When we need him the most, he steps up. Twice as much Josh is a win for everyone.

@Toofast4005 16 часов назад

Woot woot!!! So happy to wake up and see this on my feed! Thanks Josh!!

@BaldAndCurious 14 часов назад

USA's 911 is the most integrated, and yet the most outdated emergency system in the world. GPS was invented in 1973. Smartphones started picking up in the 90s. The internet had mass adoption in the 2000s. Mobile apps are ubiquitous in the 2010s. AI are gaining commercial steam in the mid-2020s. And yet.... you still need to make a voice phone call to another human person in an emergency. Uber and Doordash could do a better job of getting information on what you need and dispatching them to "your exact location" in seconds! The military and spending BILLIONS on cutting edge tech. And NO ONE thinking "Hey! maybe 911 need an upgrade."

@alytyler219 14 часов назад

I think you mean cell phones started being picked up in the 90s

@thatonewitch 14 часов назад

We are a third-world country in first-world clothes

@AleksandarBell 14 часов назад

A man called Papa John’s to go and get to his grandmother’s house because it was flooded and she couldn’t get out and 911 “didn’t know how to get to her”. So 🤷‍♂️ it’s true

@clyde._ 14 часов назад

@@AleksandarBellYou mean there was water everywhere with life threatening emergencies, weather forecasts and days of evacuation.

@SaltWaterDrums 13 часов назад

@@alytyler219 Cell phones have actually existed since the early 1970s.

@amandagandolfi3398 14 часов назад

My favorite thing is when you make yourself laugh!

@jacqueline7938 15 часов назад

But do you sleep?! New set after new set. 😄

@chiberjuberdourado2487 12 часов назад

I wonder the same!

@Vatti. 14 часов назад

6PM in London…. What a perfect time for a new set. Bless you for your hard work 🙏🏽 (and your marketing 😅 ).

@petiteguignol 14 часов назад

As someone who's lived in the area my whole life, I love your Chicago stories. Keep em comin!

@hiddenskyy8894 15 часов назад

I opened RU-vid in perfect time for this to start 🥰

@Lily-wp8ol 12 часов назад

Josh, you bring me so much joy, thank you. I do have concerns about how I am going to manage when you are no longer sharing your amazing gift with us so often. It is so delightful and refreshing to hear you, young man.

@DSTkunn 12 часов назад

The lunch lady with the chicken wings makes me think of that episode of Community where Abed takes over the chicken tenders at the college. Lol

@greengrundy1583 14 часов назад

13:47 the chatter that follow that statement made it seem like he announced it in a press conference

@G37813 14 часов назад

"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto" ... "I am a human being, so nothing regarding human beings is alien to me" - Terence, 165 B.C. ancient roman literature. Keep on going with your love for humanity, and getting straight to the point, but not sounding moralistic at all. Thanks Josh! Gianni from Italy ... and of course thanks for the laughs 😂!

@reinabella23 14 часов назад

I am here for the bonus Saturday laughs! Thank you, Josh!

@iamurvillain 15 часов назад

Ahhh Josh so excited you’re posting two sets a week this month! It’s always a joy to see you here!

@MrsSidneyApplebaum 16 часов назад

omg, josh thank you so much! yesterday was the suckiest birthday i ever had and to wake up to this is soooo much better. love you josh!!!❤

@triceyg2014 15 часов назад

Happy belated birthday! 🎉

@shadowmomma 15 часов назад

Happy Late Birthday!

@DogDadInTraining 15 часов назад

happy belated birthday and i hope you're more and wonderfully celebrated next year! 🎉

@michaeleggimann106 15 часов назад

Hey happy birthday I’ve had two surgeries this summer, live in north Idaho as a liberal… all holed up at home feeling lonelier every month. Stumbling on these sets- especially first thing on a day like you mentioned.. can actually feel pretty special

@materialgrl2000 15 часов назад

Happy Birthday! I hope you have an amazing weekend!

@missmiko1 10 часов назад

"Somebody. Plus me," made me cry.

@cynthiacada5406 14 часов назад

Thank you SO much for a double dose of your insights and humor this month! Getting us ready to see you in Portland at the end of the year 🎉

@carmelhood8982 14 часов назад

I've been waiting, another upload from you!

@BridgetBardo1111 9 часов назад

The wing story instantly reminded me of Cartman and his underground KFC ring on South Park. Josh, you are so good at your craft. Thank you for sharing your insights and storytelling comedically. So grateful.

@MrSFblack 12 часов назад

$1.5 million dollars in chicken wings?! That lunch lady was definitely a wingpin.

@FredericFreedom 12 часов назад

😂

@TheFishy51 15 часов назад

Josh you crazy bro!! 2 sets I’m pumped!! Best Saturday surprise ever 🎉

@PdWOLFG4NG 14 часов назад

Josh always got me laughing about the stuff that matters.. such a unique perspective but al so logical, love it🙏

@BuruIgeru 17 часов назад

I'm really early haha. Just from the thumbnail I'm beginning to feel this gonna be good

@tommywendt6118 16 часов назад

RIGHT?!?

@robkoper841 14 часов назад

On the headset/headphone thing: I've worked in many (many) call centers. We can't wear the over-the-ear stuff because you get ear infections because we don't get enough breaks and we wear them for basically 8 hours straight. People still get ear infections from the little ones, and it's really hard to shake off an infection, because the boss is like, "Just wear it on the other side..." and it doesn't help. But yeah, someone needs to design a better headset.

@swankshire6939 11 часов назад

As a gamer who would wear his over ears for days straight over the summer when i was a kid i never got one. It's gotta just be a airflow problem with certain over ears

@chrisarcher1146 11 часов назад

One of the biggest problems with privatized health insurance is how little EMS gets paid by insurance companies. The lack of money gets passed down to the EMT’s, paramedics and dispatchers, creating an employment crisis in the industry; the number of people who are willing to deal with the stress of that job for the obscenely low pay is… insufficient to say the least It’s certainly far from the only problem with privatization, but it’s a pretty big one.

@bearlh40 9 часов назад

EMS professionals need to be paid more. Agreed.

@AllisonDragg 14 часов назад

Saturday Made Brighter 🥰 Thanks Josh💯

@katboss4886 15 часов назад

More likes everyone! The algo needs to give Josh some love

@cynthialfreeman5156 15 часов назад

Hi Josh. Thanks for making my work day fun.

@Kristine_202 13 часов назад

I need to just start sending my therapist's money to Josh. (And Taylor Swift, if I'm being fair). I'm going through a rough patch right now, and every time he posts a new video, I get 20+ minutes to just laugh and forget about stuff. It really does help to kind of "reset" things. Thank you for the dopamine hit, Josh. 🙏

@jackbenimblejack1 14 часов назад

It feels like Josh's crowds are pretty primed to laugh at anything josh says.. I love it

@Donut_Sprinkle 8 часов назад

You have no idea how beneficial these videos are every week to me, especially due to my mental health. Thank you Josh. Cheers from Portland Maine. Fan since 2018!

@olddeon 14 часов назад

She gotta have a cheesy line for her goons too "Clip his wings, boys"

@publicspeaker4009 14 часов назад

0:15 first time he noticed that people laugh at literally anything he says( no disrespect but it’s true)

@naturallyinsane9101 14 часов назад

Peeps trying to get their money's worth

@Theohybrid 13 часов назад

I call it the Kurt Cobain Effect [2?]. Someone gets so big that the thing they get praised for their fame vs the actual content for what they're saying. I remember it when he said he was gonna talk about a serious topic and the audience praised him and he just looked shocked ans took a hard pause [like WTF] just before playing because i think he then understood that people weren't hearing him anymore for hos content but because he was famous. Perhaps I'll call it the Richard Pryor Effect because i think that happened to him too. People are waiting too much in anticipation to laugh that they begin to laugh prematurely. Perhaps, they are losing the plot to this guy's success. [Not to shame it]

@diatima 13 часов назад

I think it's the way he says things, it makes people giggle because they're expecting the joke

@amandapanda5877 13 часов назад

I do to it's just him he's a national treasure 😅

@amandapanda5877 13 часов назад

@Theohybrid wow so right and smart comment it's changed my whole outlook on it I hope he doesn't get to big he's an amazing young man and I enjoy his comedy a lot

@mr.e9778 13 часов назад

As a comedian, its good that you found this way of combining with RU-vid with near daily topics man. Congratulations on great work 🎉

@lindabb7064 11 часов назад

Josh's 911 reaction with his friends has some serious Black mom's energy. : Why👏 did 👏you to start👏 with... 👏I told you...🤣

@sunshineblazzin 14 часов назад

Exactly, they can tell where you are the moment you call. Trust me, I used to call them randomly when I was a kid, playing on the phone. Once, I dialed from a pay phone around the corner from my home. The boys in blue showed right up to my door! 😂 This was more than 35 years ago and I still remember my punishment of me not being able to go on the class field trip to the Everglades! 😢 Trust me they know where you are!

@STORMDAME 13 часов назад

Totally this. Someone else's kid called 911 from my home phone (little .. darling) and the cops were on my doorstep within the hour with a stern warning about supervising my kids better. It wasn't even my kid.

@misfit27 5 часов назад

i feel like my life revolves around new josh johnson videos and old josh johnson videos i rewatched that diddy piece 10 times already i swear it's a lullaby atp

@mel2d2 15 часов назад

Makes my whole day brighter!

@soignethereal-qg1wl 15 часов назад

Been to your show in Atlanta. Love your comedy!

@Meat69808 12 часов назад

Mahalo, for all the work you put in keeping us laughing when we need it most. Much Aloha and Mahalo again.

@ericadelatejera1289 13 часов назад

Take care of yourself Josh! You're doing amazing work and sharing your gift. Protect your talent - always wishing the best as your success keeps growing ❤

@paolar93 14 часов назад

this man is gift! also him making a Deadpool reference..just gave me pure joy!💐

@rlee1231 5 часов назад

In my city, the EMS dispatchers get paid an additional 8 hours overtime every other week if they don't call off on that week. I do their payroll and I can't get 1 hour overtime! Lol. I interviewed to be a EMS dispatcher about 10 years ago. I just couldn't do it. I almost broke down from listening to an example call during my interview. It takes a special kind of people to do that job. Thank you to the dispatchers and first responders. ❤❤

@Notathug 13 часов назад

When saw the title I remembered when the news broke about it this. It's still amazes me how long she got away with it even with the pandemic. Living in the district where it happened didn't surprise me that much.

@madsgaspedersen 15 часов назад

Just when I thought, standup might not be dead, but starting to smell a little bit funny, I find you! Love your stuff, you are excellent and improving all the time too!

@iwanttobelieve5970 15 часов назад

Anyone from Detroit? I’m from Detroit, born and raised, and I had two guys try to robe me, my mom (RIP) and my then 10 year old daughter but he put the gun to my heart but I didn’t realize it and I pushed the gun down. My mom started screaming and they ran. We called 911 and they told me they weren’t coming for that. Seriously?? You aren’t coming for that?? And that’s one reason why I don’t live in Detroit anymore.

@bertellijustin6376 14 часов назад

As a teenager me and a buddy had a kid point a gun at us and try to rob us. We dipped and called the cops. They never showed up.

@user-tc2or2so1y 10 часов назад

Josh your hardwork, diligence, intellect & wit have placed you in the top tier. Keep rising to/through the stratosphere. You rock! 🔥 🔥 🔥

@chibiktsn3 14 часов назад

It is currently Wing Week in Portland (where different restaurants will have special wings they normally don't for a week), so this came out at the perfect time!

@KHAOS_CT 13 часов назад

New relevant comedy that can make me laugh consistently is rare, glad I found Josh

@aya9af 14 часов назад

Guys if you're in an audience and notice someone is professionally recording their own show, don't talk near it please 🤫. It's Hella distracting hearing your comments while trying to watch the recorded performance. If you like to interact with the comedian, sit away from the equipment; be respectful

@katsweeterly2039 11 часов назад

Especially if this is not your regular weird heckler audience type of interaction! Which the tok seems to like but I don’t - I feel sorry for Josh too, would make me so irritated

@bearsuitattack 10 часов назад

but SHE HEARD ABOUT THAT!

@chosenlight7289 10 часов назад

That was so annoying

@pluviophile._.j 10 часов назад

She got me huffing and puffing it seems like she had a separate converation during the show which was so distracting. The only acceptable excuse for me would be if she was there with a visually impaired friend and explained Josh's facial expressions to them, but I don't think that was it.

@ShmoanexENG 11 часов назад

The weekly news is here! 🗣 Josh is seriously my favorite news anchor with all these actualities 😂

@Toniinhofer-n3d 15 часов назад

Free health care for everyone 💙💙💙

@bridgetnyabuto2501 8 часов назад

ER doctor here! Thanks for the laughs… You are brightening my dull messy Friday on shift

@82Catfish 8 часов назад

tell you what, ,my gaming headphones sure heard that woman sitting next to the camera mic who COULD NOT STOP TALKING.

@pamelainArizona 15 часов назад

I had the same question! How does one steal that many wings. 😂

@megangaetano5420 12 часов назад

So good as always. It makes my day getting to hear more Josh

@Palemagpie 13 часов назад

Awk. Poor Josh. You can see him starting to get frustrated at loud audience members trying to make it a dialogue.

@susiepoadster4642 9 часов назад

I kinda enjoyed him interacting with the audience. 😂

@sagesovereign4686 13 часов назад

Josh you stay killing it! Thank you for the joy. And also your thoughtful answers in interviews too. A special creature!

@Gliese710_ 12 часов назад

I’ve eaten at some place and have thought; “these taste like some government wings”. They might’ve been now lol

@jennifermommy9373 11 часов назад

It's like he's picked a comedy uniform. Grey hoodie, dark jeans, it's Josh Johnson! Lol.

@ThestuffthatSaralikes 13 часов назад

RU-vid LET ME DOWN. Where was my notification?!?! Sorry, I’m late now… but damn what an awesome way to spend a lil time in a Saturday!!!❤❤ Come to Myrtle Beach, please.